I want the media to be critical of the Bills and Josh Allen like they would if this were Lamar and the Ravens.
They blew a 17-point lead in the second half and Josh Allen fumbled the ball in the end zone and got the Vikings back in the game and threw a game ending INT.
I asked Nick why he was so dressed up for our flight to Ohio and he responded “It’s game day. You don’t win a national championship dressed the way you are”.
Norte Dame fans are fucking lunatics
First time having dinner with my parents since December 2019. My parents are finally fully vaccinated.
I finally get to have a beer with my dad after all the packages he’s sent me this past year.
I watched every almost every barstool video you can think of during quarantine trying to find content for viva. Actual days worth of footage and tonight is the first time I’ve been brought to tears from laughing.
#SurvivingBarstool
is going to be a must watch!
*during sex*
Me: I want you to hurt me
Her:The ravens are 40-40 the past 5 years
Me:Huh?
Her:The bengals scored on 4&12 with 50 seconds left to knock you out of the playoffs last year
Me:Wait!
Her:Flacco isn’t elite and will lose his job to Lamar
Me:PLEASE STOP!
@PFTCommenter
I walked into radio in February thinking
@stoolpresidente
was gonna fire me....a couple months later and I’m still here and was offered a full time job today
I've been seeing this Yale graduate recently (not a big deal). She's been trying to get me to read and has been lending me books.
I'm contemplating telling her I'm not over my ex girlfriend and ending it just so I don't have to read.
Jeff: cody How confident are you?
Cody: like 90/95 percent
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
This may be the best blind side I’ve ever seen in Survivor history.
#survivor
#Survivor43
Hey
@BWalkerSEC
. This is the best fucking thing I’ve heard all week.
You’re not alone. I have been spending a lot of time this past week self reflecting about how I may have contributed to this problem and who I may have enabled in the past because I wanted to fit in.
Fun Fact I learned on tiktok:
In 2008 the lead singer of Oasis was salty that Jay-Z was the headliner of Glastonbury festival. Gallagher said “If you can’t play the guitar you cant headline a festival”.
Jay-Z opened his set with Wonderwall to troll him.
This past Monday was my last day at Barstool Sports.
I’ve decided to move on, bet on myself and start my own company - Charm City Media Consulting.
I'm really excited to share the companies and athletes I will be working with very soon.
I’ve been upgraded from “The Ethiopian Kid” to “Josh, the Ethiopian kid”.... I’ll take it, Dave!
In all seriousness - I’m very lucky to work for a company where I can have a different opinion than my boss, voice it and not be ostracized for it.
Fuck everyone who’s acting like this couple is doing anything wrong.
I was adopted by white parents and they gave me everything I ever fucking needed and loved me as much as their own if not more (I’m my moms favorite).
How about you adopt a kid before criticizing others.
One year ago today I interviewed to be
@stoolpresidente
’s right hand man.
I spent $1,000 on a last minute red eye flight. I had pneumonia and a perforated eardrum. I didnt get hired because I had no idea how to edit videos but I moved to New York and chased this job anyways.
Travis Konecny is such a bitch. Crying because Alex Ovechkin skated in this empty netter.
Konecny literally said “what was that”
Ovi should’ve responded “795. You’re witnessing history”
Would’ve been awesome to hear you say you feel bad for black people victimized by cops instead of saying you feel bad for cops or saying we have a racism problem in the US instead of saying “Somethings up” or calling cops who use excessive force scumbags instead of people looting
I’ve decided I’m gonna rival all of
@BaileyCarlin
’s healthy food post with all the unhealthy meals I make for myself.
Tonight’s meal: A double bacon cheese burger with a beer.
I made some jokes about my time in jail when I was on radio today. In all seriousness, jail fucking sucks and I shouldn't have normalized it. Going to jail isn't cool at all. It's a fucking shame that almost 1/3 black men go to jail or prison before they're 30.
Deion said this is the first time he’s showing off his his foot on camera for the first time since his surgeries and Shannon Sharpe just starts going in on him.
Man said he’s gonna be 8 toes down for him 😂
I’ve given up rum and cokes. The hangovers are brutal. Too much sugar.
Vodka waters with mio is the new wave. They taste amazing. I can drink 30 of them and I feel amazing today.
There’s no way anyone can even try and convince me this is cool. It’s a bunch of grown men chanting another guys name just to get a wave or a tip of the cap. And it’s unwarranted they haven’t even done anything for you to want to cheer for them because the game just started.
They’ve done it. They’ve triggered me again.
A round? Sure! I have no problem picking up a round.
The whole tab for your friends I don’t give a fuck about? Get the fuck out of here.
My dad sent me some beers from Maryland last week.
You cannot fucking tell me that the dude on the left isn’t a spitting fucking image of
@DonnieDoesWorld
.
This is my favorite scene from “Fate of a Sport”
After one season the MLL offered to buy the PLL for $35M.
@MichaelRabil
and
@PaulRabil
both would’ve made $6M. They declined because they actually cared about the growth of the sport.
THIS IS IT
@stoolpresidente
! People are flooding instagram with black screens instead of posting the videos of cops using excessive force. People will remember the images that are hard to look at. Not black screens.
I was getting rid of old barstool videos on my phone last night.
I can’t explain it. I’m an Orioles fan but for some reason this is one of my favorite Barstool videos ever. It almost makes me want to not hate the Red Sox.
@Jared_Carrabis
This has to be the greatest call in the history of sports.
The situation - rivals teams in the playoffs in an elimination game plus “The Demons have been exorcised. Good morning. Good afternoon and Good Night.”
There’s nothing topping that call.
The craziest thing about them thinking Adley’s last name was Richardson is that they’ve met him before. In the podcast they talk about how Adley has met their whole family.
It’s not even a mispronunciation. It’s just the complete wrong name lol
I like characters, drama and storylines in sports more than the actual game being played most of the time.
Tony Siragusa was an all time character.
Will 100% be rewatching the Ravens’ season of Hard Knocks and clipping his best moments.
Someone tell my roommate she can’t send text like this unless it’s serious. I thought she was about to sit me down and have an intervention. It was about fridge space.
I just subscribed to the
@kirkminshow
. I've never listened to the show before but it must be good if Kirk has this many die hard crazy fans. I want to become a minifan and I want to be the biggest minifan at Barstool's HQ.
Yo
@barstoolcarl
- one of our new interns,
@giamariano5
has a whole Instagram page dedicated to rating French onion soups.
She’s trying to come for your job.
I quit dipping 4 months ago. I’ve dipped at every ball game I’ve gone to since I was 17. It breaks up the beers I drink and keeps me from getting too drunk/saves me money.
Tonight is my first ball game since quitting. if I get through tonight I think I’m done dipping forever.