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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Kale u might find that the tinny one has the sweetest sompyo🙄🙄

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Pizza👇🏻 or Pork👇🏻

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Only legends will see it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

@poshaaloyo Rich women are silent about it you the poor ones are hurt to the bone🤣🤌

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@JoshJosha1

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Goat's meat or PORK

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

I support NRM but lets be honest..Hon @HEBobiwine is very very intelligent and can be a great leader..

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

If she can abuse u guys with her huge flat palm, compressed hips, n exploding tammy plus an engineered nose. Wat if she wakes up with nice hair, a cute face, big hips..wont she go around uganda beating broke guys🤣🤣🤣🤣deadddddd🙌🏻🤣🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Whats the past Tense of "SEX"..winner Gets 9GB data

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@JoshJosha1

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We are tired of proposing with rings. Guys lets start proposing to our crushes like this..tho i was rejected by naster🤣🤣🤣😭

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@JoshJosha1

4 years

Which Ass works for u.. Me. no. 10😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

9 months

@DailyMonitor This kid is joking 🤣 My own dad had never paid any of my fees, I did business with him n he chewed my ka 15Million He even chewed tuition my God mother sent me. Kati this one is lamenting🤣🤣 Some fathers are just sent to give u hard time in life so that u mature up

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

She refused to go on a date with me , so I decided to do an imaginary date with my crsh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ItWontEndInTears @mpetrinah

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

I can assure u,uganda is on yo side., you can actually sue him based on COMPUTER MISUSE Act 2011, section 24...he can be convicted and imprisoned.if u need help from a lawyer, i can help you, otherwise just know we r with u. Ignore him, he is angry coz u r happy🤦🏻‍♂️he is a sissy

Sir David K Numembi

@SirDavidKN

5 years

Sending love to all the beautiful strong women that have been through toxic relationships, sexually abused,Violent relationships. Your past doesn't define you,you are strong,beautiful,you are powerful! I love you all and I got your back!

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

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@PoliceUg @FredEnanga1 This guy is wise..nothing like women in his expenditure 🤣🤣🙏🙌🙌

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

Give my handwriting marks out of 100%

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Can you have sex with you Cousin/ close relative 🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

😭😭😭i had a bad evening n i am having a bad mng...my crush has finally dumped me😭😭😭 this week i will be drinking some good liquor to kill the pain ...DM me guys. The bill is on me from monday to sunday...am serious. DM me😭🍾🍾🍾🥴

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

What got you suspended from school Me: 😂dating a female student teacher when i was in Form 6 got me a 3weeks suspension. My Dad just said "U r a HERO" n he walked away😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Imagine being a proud tweleb that is broke🤔 i met one yesterday around Kampala Boulevard, with her ka jumper having her name..but the shoes were torn😜 i took a photo but my heart told me..."josh dont be mean"😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Me after 1 round of 6hrs with a Mugishu girl but she still wants more Dick..those girls n sex🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

6 months

@URAuganda @URA_CG @UMAED1 @kacita_uganda @Mbacita_ @GCICUganda @gou_economy @IBbossa @SMChelangat Facts, Initially, a client would negotiate and get discounts, If a client is buying an item at 5K, a trader has to add 18% per item, when the client hears 6K n no bargaining, They will leave. At the end, traders won't sell any items, they will close n go back to masaka 🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

There is a tweleb i know, that was being chewed by God's plan ..she is the noisiest one in the Sheila Gashumba saga...news n pictures coming at 7pm sharp..Agataliko snow

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Which tribe in Uganda has the most honest and faithful girls?🤔

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@JoshJosha1

5 years

Ts 8pm..write your handle amidst notes and lets follow each other🕺🏻

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@JoshJosha1

9 months

@ntvuganda @Nabimara_paul Thats not her real father.. The mother should confess who the actual father is 🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

There is a way Baganda ladies n men are cute..see these baganda banange🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️omeraa🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

I need a girl on twitter to invite me out, pay my rent, buy me iPhone 12, buy me bottles till am drunk, drive me to her place n rape me..r😋😜😜😋😋😋

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

9 months

@monicammande That photo is from 2012 when there was an outbreak of Anthrax in Bangladesh not Canan

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

1 year

@d_mukungu Moreover thats Burundi.. one drone shot got 2 countries like pwaaaa🤣🤣🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

The first time my woman came back with these things, i fasted for 3 weeks thinking ts witchcraft..🤣🤣upto now i have never known their use

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Do you see what am seeing,🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

What nick name did u guys give this kindazi in your school? My school: muzahura magara or Jonas😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Laba ka ban kebitano gwe😜😜😜

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

If i gave you 3,000,000/=and told you to invest it for 6months and make it grow, then return my 3M & you take the profits..what can you invest in?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

7 months

@BwoweIvan @NUP_Ug @DavidLRubongoya @HEBobiwine @MathiasMpuuga @GeorgeMusisi4 @MusiriDavid @SpireJim @JoelSsenyonyi You typed and printed that paper on Sayuni building, Room SO12, the girl is called Jane which 2 printers

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Lemi be immature for once n post this coz its beyond me...but some women🤦🏻‍♂️how can u treat a guy bad n when he leaves u n marries, u start texting every day..isnt this witch craft plus obulogo 🤦🏻‍♂️nze ono anemye...any single guy here i DM him the number amponye omugwagwa ono😠

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

To me, this is proof that women are really strong & amazing, we can deny all we want, but women are angels❤❤They can be crazy in their youth, but will one day be amazing mothers who will have kids that will love them like crazy❤

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

What was the craziest thing u ever did in School Me: in S6, i dated my Economics teacher 😜she was a student teacher tho🙈

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

I have just bought airtime from my Mobile Money of 80,000/= instead of 8,000/= , is there any way MTN can reverse it or i cry in peace😭😭😭😭

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

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@AllanSseky @JoshJosha1

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Can you forgive your girlfriend/boyfriend/fiancee if you caught them having SEX with one of your siblings??

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

10 months

@CapitalFMUganda They will take another girl to state House on her behalf

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Brian White, stop sleeping with fellow men👇🏻 Curves myeeee😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Which animal is sweeter than this ka animal?👇🏻😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Am 30yrs n i have slept with only 2 girls..but i hav a friend who has slept 560 girls that i know..now am wondering, on judgenent day wen God puts this guys sins on the screen, wont everyone in heaven close their eyes coz 560 girls🤔🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 months

@ntvuganda Those Egyptian cobras might follow the Nile and go back home

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

In 1991..i was already running around naked watching UBC..where were you😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

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Google "how to show love to petrina naster". I swear i got results..mr Google Sir..thank you...😋🤣 google can be sharp also..eehhh🤣😱😱😱😲 @mpetrinah @mumsgirl6

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

1 year

The Nagilinya murder is amusing 🤔 ●police say they traced him with a phone, The judge asks them for the records from the telecom company.. myeeee ●they are asked to present the police book showing the phone with which he was arrested .myee ●a detective says he confessed,

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Her real name is Atim Martha K 😉 from Layibi subcounty GULU district😉😉dnt argue

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Imagine a house was on fire and in it were two people.. 1. A fiancee that truly loves you 2. An Ex offering you 90 trillion UGX Who would you save?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

9 months

@BigEyeUG @rainarosie01 I wish my father could do this naye alyeyo tampering with bums of University girls 🤌

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

This transformation has the govt hand in it🤣🤣(omukono gwa gavumenti)

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Which condom works best for you 1. "O" condom 2. Life guard 3. Durex 4. Trust condom 5. Rough rider 6. Protector 7. Kiss 8. Ulinzi condoms 9. Ngabo

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Who is your favourite Samson Kasumba or Romeo Busiku

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

3 years

Give me ideas of Cute names for a baby girl.. I will thank you later

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Guys, imagine u had a father who was extremely rich but never even paid a coin for your fees, has never bought a single cloth for you, not even a meal in your. What would you do if he is in his 90s n calls you that he is sick, homeless and needs help. Would you help?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 months

@Ray_G_official The comments of Masaka people 🤣🤣 As if they can also afford bus fares to Mbarara to attend a show of their own

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

1 year

@SpireJim I once rented a room on Mirembe arcade on Nasser Road. i installed my own sub-metre..management said i had used 300 units, I then showed them my meter showing less 200. Which we verified. They had no words but told me to leave 🤣🤣they used to charge 1500/= for each unit

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

By the way, it hurts us the banyankore if you call us Bakiga..infact my friendship with u ends there there there👇🏻 komanina.... ts like calling a muganda a musoga..simple fact🙏🏻

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

I am new here..born on 29th July 1998..please take me around🙏🏻

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

😲😲am starting to think this whole #BlackLivesMatter is like a spirit i swear..look at this👇🏻 Berlin, London, Paris and Sydney today (clockwise) Whats going on in the world🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

I need 6 female friends on tweeter..the ones who can teach me how to eat pork👊🏻bill on me

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Mzee once said:

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

3 years

@rggoobi @MinofHealthUG @KagutaMuseveni 😂😂😂😂is Uganda a joke to u.. Pioneer buses carry passengers to full I mean full capacity, but Taxi guys "the poor" are the problem.. My friend 😂😂two police men on 1 Boda will chase a Boda with a passenger.😂😂😂😂am sure we amuse heaven too😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

What is a group of tigers called A. Congregation B. School C. Parliament D. Ambush Winners get 5k airtime ASAP

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Dear westerners, people from gulu are not called "Abakooko" plizz..they are Acholi..whoever called them abakoko was mean n evil😂😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

What ends friendship?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

How did you get over that heart break💔 ?

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Name one hit song by Hellen Lukoma:🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

What reasons lead to conflicts & breakups in relationships?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Can u date a stranger from Twitter?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Reply with a screen shot of your screen saver, lets see the best👌🏻 Me:👇🏻

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

1 year

@drstellanyanzi @Abusengz @KagutaMuseveni @drstellanyanzi , your tweet has 90 replies, 89 of them are supporting @KagutaMuseveni action, and you still think Ugandans stand with you?? Are you okay???🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

Call me a coward but the reason i dont n "will never" flirt on twitter is, girls have their own health issues..HIV, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Iphone 40, Corona, Techno, Hepatitis K.. i cant take myself to the slaughter house 🏃🏻🏃🏻✌🏻

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

1 year

@Pliam_ @JoshJosha1

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@JoshJosha1

4 years

How much did you buy your phone

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

7 months

@MBU When I see such post I remember the blessings I got from my grandmother before she breathe her last breathe years ago. She put her hand on my head and said my grandson People will waste their time to read your comments And today is that day

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@JoshJosha1

4 years

Can you walk from Naalya to Ggaba to see the person you love?🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Boys..which style works best here..🤔 Apart from Wigi Waga style🤔🙈

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

What was the craziest thing u did in school?🤔 Me : In S5 i dated my Economics Teacher. 🙆🏻‍♂️

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

How much is sugar in your area?🤔

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

I dare NBS to start an investigation in the truth behind CORONA virus cases n money in Uganda, NBS will be closed forever😂😂😂forever never to open ever again😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

We finally found Sabavulu Balam's bed...

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

What is the craziest thing you have done for love..me i once converted from my religion to her religion for love😂😂😂

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

This wallet ended in tears last night..only one ka 50k remained.. ugandan money is trash🚮🚮🚮🚮

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

On a serious note, if u r below 20yrs, dnt fuckin follow me on twitter..yo comments are always very annoying..pleasee dont☝🏻

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Today my #WCW is the woman that stands all my craziness, kisses me wen am angry, n hugs me when am sad. #uwmari #mumararungu #nyaminga

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

3 years

Kale i used to be skinny😭😭😭 Btw support my hustle..buy office, high school n university stationery, we do office supplies. Dexterous Int Ltd Simply whatsApp me 0758680162 or DM me @JoshJosha1

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

How long have you been in your relationship Me: 5yrs now

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

4 years

Its soo important to have two lives, Twitter Life and Real life. But if you embed both, Twitter will destroy you. Your secret life will be a public album and as weird as life can be, you will trend in the most a shaming way.💣 Life ruined, Job opportunity rejections happen

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

5 years

🤣🤣seriously. I am 2 walking bags of cement..🤣🤣wtf...when i thought i had lost weight..i find myself at 84.6kgs from 90kgs.🤣🤣🤣someone please give me some weight losing tips..😟🤣

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

8 months

@Nimroddj @IamApass Nimrod to Apass "ngonze🤣🤣"

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JoshJosha1🌏

@JoshJosha1

9 months

@BigEyeUG Here she was saying "Parents, look after your children because they are gifts from God"

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