Just your average straight man with average dreams with a slightly above average IQ who shitposts all day every day. Any IRL friends reading my tweets sorry.
@cloverrated
@RiseFallNickBck
Mine was the armpit fart contest then the aunt actually farted and ended up killing a street lamp. Then the next morning police chalk outline lmao.
@Trey_Explainer
My fave joke is the simple convo of fry and professor:
Good news i fixed the matter compressor
What's the matter compressor
Oh nothings the matter now that i fixed the matter compressor
@TopGyaru
One of my upper management co workers was a big buff guy but HATED needles shots and blood work. He would never look at the needles and took his mom or wife with him.
Needle phobia is a legit real thing
@Soupymannew
@ShitpostGate
Bruh i live in the South and am Mexican. Most legal foreigners hate illegals.
Like waiting in line at a club only for a large group of people to pass you as soon as they arrive and get free beers while you gotta pay for it.
@IamJustAz
@goodguyjohnn
It's supposed to increase survival rates like 50% or something vs not giving cpr. It buys medical team a few precious extra minutes.
@Cauli_S
@TetsuoTheGoat
She actually did in one episode. Tbh though he should've immediately cut off communications with Margret and stuck with CJ. Such a sad thing she fell off the face of the earth after he dumped her at muscleman's wedding.
@RiseFallNickBck
1. They time traveled and they rescued him causing him to become interested in science
2. They bring it back alot in the movie and in the show where Mojo spilled the chemical X in the movie and a flashback where professor snaps and says wait i remember Mojo spilled the flask.
@chipppswrld
@ywomendeservles
People have shot more people for less
$120k having an affair and giving the money to the AP is p much grounds for it.
Lord knows she would've gotten off easy and have been given like $120k more in divorce courts.
Dude took the easier path out
@wirved
@RiseFallNickBck
He touched it and felt familiar.
It flashes back to him stuck in a tree as a baby cub in a storm.
A firefighter gets him down and he hugs the cuff for dear life how scared he was.
@JoeLongBalls
The game itself nowadays is mid but compared to what really?
Back then it was honestly based af
-marketed as a cod clone so it could pull a 180
-took war crimes to the next level
-boomers millennials and other shills raged and lost their shit at it.
@RiseFallNickBck
@maestromorte
That scene was funny because he technically won but also lost since samurai jack never aged and probably would've been immortal if he stayed in the future.
Wonder if he still was after he went back in time.
@Savox_YT
@RiseFallNickBck
The narrator says that sometimes a miracle happens.
Tbh though he had friends and a potential love intetest as well as 2 brothers to look after and religion.
@Anchovy_Pizza
Japan did this concept but like 10X longer and 100X crueler in the 80's with a guy filling out sweepstakes to win clothes food and appliances
Hello this is Eirin's Pharmacy. Unfortunately due to last week's incident we aren't taking any new patients until we pay off the lawsuits. How may i help you today? Speak loudly and clearly our reception is bad.
@KetsuekiScarlto
@BlearyBox
@ToonFeels
They're fierce business rivals but ironically somewhat still pals. Kelp shake episode showed that. They like the cat and mouse formula chase. The frenemy dynamic.
@BakedOuma
The only tiny grey area ill agree are fumos are expensive af and need to be made in more quantity. Because paying an arm and a leg and wearing out the other 2 finding a decent priced listing and selling site is horrible.
@DefectivePigg
ISP mostly sends it if you torrent crap like nintendo or apple related. The crap companies who would sue children who draw mario if they could.
@kingjammerson
@LookAtMyMeat1
Dev kit fir xbox. If used properly couldve emulated xbox games. Guy just broke it open for the case.
Blizzard starcraft cd all over again
Prepping a bit early for easter before all the easter stuff gets replaced with 4th of july stuff. Fumo bnnuys helping me decide how to decorate the yearly easter goodie bag basket.
@GreenTextRepost
Ice cubes=melting ice caps which create tsunamis. 9 lines = water borders for china.
3 to 1 their bad buildings would crumble from a light drizzle tbh.
@ToonFeels
Avatar always had small details like this. Shows why Iroh changed vs his brother. He lost his son in war and 180'd. Meanwhile his brother banished his son for not supporting the war effort and saw Iroh as weak after refusing to go back to war.
@RiseFallNickBck
In this episode Harley did 3 things joker never did.
1. Make batman laugh
2. Capture him and close to kill him
3. Joker wanted phirahnas to smile. Harley just hung batman upside down to make em look like they were smiling
Joker got really mad and struck her.
@Ml__DE
@Soupymannew
@ShitpostGate
Because jobs require identification and some form of education or skills.
But that raises points. If they get nothing why bother coming over here? Dying homeless vs dying to bullets.
Ngl one sounds a bit faster and less painless
Q: how do yall carry your fumos? Atm using a reusable HEB bag. May no WILL upgrade once i find a good clear backpack so they can see outside into the world without the grime. Like a giant mobile bubble.
@brodiefagen
@PDakkadakka
Tl;dr
Sex for good reviews on a bad game
Gamergate like metoo movement happened (btw result of that exposing predators in game industry) Ended up a cascade event that eventually led to hurting feminist movement (me2) and they lost roe v wade no support
@MasacoAtomico
Jerry sometimes ends up killing or horribly maiming tom. Tom at most (old cartoons) will try to save Jerry if he feels like he is close to dying. That or just pulls cartoon version of pranks on Jerry.
@Honkamoto1775
@TheSickDork
All the people on the right look like those weird nerds who are glued to computers 24/7 getting stuff done
while the left looks like people who make those god awful tiktok vids of "a day in my life" and focus on ticking down time till work day ends.
@greentexts_bot
The only thing they try to nullify it wit is that all devil fruit users are unable to swim in waters once wet like crickets.
Which tbh on seas / oceans i'm surprised more battles don't happen over waters more often. Or the (not 4kids version) navy doesn't use water guns.
@fountainstream
@SYACVG
Didnt they help make katawa shoujo (cripple romacing) too???
If they only did this stuff with yandere dev it'd be a sight to behold
@Mononobe_Futo_1
Just block out the sun rays
-reisen and rumia comments
Just destroy the sun
-flandre comment
You can go out at night yet the moon reflects sunlight. Destroy the moon while at it
-junko comment