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@_dat_nigga_tj89

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I wanna give my life over to god but I gotta get this money first. All I do is eat and smoke a lot of weed #TwistUpGang #IKeepGettingSuspended

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@_dat_nigga_tj89
Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
Last time my job did this, I jokingly said โ€œis this part of our bonus?โ€ Everybody was dying laughing. Before I left that day, HR manager pulled me in the office saying โ€œplease never say that again in front of everybody. And to answer your question, yes, it isโ€
@CramerTracker
Inverse Cramer (Not Jim Cramer)
10 months
Employee: โ€œIโ€™m burnt outโ€ Management:
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
They still gave us managers a bonus lol but still. I thought it was funny. The owner, HR and my team laughed. I work with some fake ppl I guess.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@SUPERi0R_422 Shit be annoying sometimes
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@ohayeefl0 I did but I ainโ€™t wanna get fired
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@VH1PNUT___ Bruh was in there like
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@SaintDukemane I thought it was a good joke smh
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@AlmightySmoove5 Our old boss from the bell would never!!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@GemAbov9 Shit crazy, right? I did nothing wrong lol
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
When she come home from the gym with a sweat stain on her pants around the coochie
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
@_FloMilli Thatโ€™s that โ€œyea, did that shit and Iโ€™ll do it againโ€ look
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
โ€œYou sure you only had 3 meetings today? It taste like 4โ€
@rebelgabe
Bushido Brown
2 years
Yโ€™all tasting how your woman day was after work!???
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@NEXtMinnieTeena She ugly as hell
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
When she let you stick ya tongue in that gravy garage fresh out the shower
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
6 months
Send me pics like this as a friend
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
I would be on my 600 lb life if I lived in Texas
@EricEatsHTX
HOUSTON FOOD BLOGGER
1 year
Houston Tx Hot Chicken ๐Ÿ“10111 Louetta Rd, Houston, Tx
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Gotta postpone all baby showers for a min
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
2 years
Around 40,000 pounds of meatballs rolled onto I-95 in Virginia when two tractor trailers crashed early Friday morning ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@tsunamimamitee lol nah they need me
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
4 months
My uncle tryna make paper plated pots. Bro been smoking crack for 20 yrs and always tryna invent some shit that fail every time. Mf talm bout โ€œnephew, check me out right quick!โ€ Iโ€™m fina check yo ass into rehab for the 6th time.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Just surprised my mama and my sister with some food at their job and my mama started crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ she ainโ€™t even care about the food she just wanted to see me ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ nigha im cryin in the car
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@JayNoir_
JayR ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿฝ
2 years
What yโ€™all be saying when yโ€™all have sex? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Black owned restaurants here in Nashville!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Would you eat this?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
4 years
This dyke I follow on Snapchat was twerking on her story last night. I commented and said โ€œAite bruh I see ya!โ€ Now Iโ€™m blocked
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Lunch
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Me, in the bathroom mirror after eating ovulation coochie
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Idgaf how banana pudding is made, who made it, hot or cold, sautรฉed, idc. Shit is nasty no matter what.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
I donโ€™t wanna go to work tomorrow!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
He was beefing wit his boss?!
@XXL
XXL Magazine
2 years
Meek Mill and Rick Ross squashed their beef and performed together in Philly last night ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Im trying
@Rollitupk
Kโ€™Hood
3 years
Itโ€™s okay. Everything will get better. Donโ€™t stress about it.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Eating her coochie when sheโ€™s ovulating >>>>
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
7 months
POPPED A MOLLY IM SWEATING!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Asked my boss could I get some extra hours cause they been cutting my OT back nshit. She called me and was like โ€œhow bout I just give you a $2 raise and you can get an extra 10 hours of OT a week?โ€ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน she so real
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Me licking the wet spot after we finish fucking
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Itโ€™s cold enough to leave that 32 pack of Kroger water in yo trunk now
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
11 months
@msrosaria___ Tatts ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@jniyyy20_ @KarlousM I forgot what episode but when he was talking bout eating coochie bruh said once you go to the bathroom and pee he ainโ€™t eating nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@AlmightySmoove5 LMMFAO I felt appreciated tho
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
9 months
Bruh this shit got me in tears. Druski so damn stupid dawg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
Chill out
@queeenthang
โœญ Slim ๐Ÿ’ซ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
When she kiss the tip and give it a lil lick right before she put it all in her mouf
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Bitch itโ€™s Friday
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
10 months
@yeaisaidit324 What I do?!!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Holding in a fart while getting some of the best head ever is some talent
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
4 months
Iโ€™m off probation ๐Ÿ˜
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
That mf still oinking
@legit_scumbag
Based Brando
2 years
Microwaved six slices of bacon this boutta slap
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Soon as I get out the sub and somebody approach me
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Bitch itโ€™s Friday
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Have a nigha like
@JBW90
Migo Targaryen
1 year
Something about when you finna bust in your ol lady mouf and she start saying โ€œMmmhmโ€ฆmmmhmโ€
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
4 months ago I was struggling real bad. Shit been up though. My boss fuck wit me so heavy. That lady will do anything for me. Iโ€™m so blessed
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
I just know she be throwing it back like crazy!! And she gon cook for you afterwards ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@DeshawnZyair
Big Lips๐Ÿ‘„
1 year
A celebrity you think gives good sex?๐Ÿค”
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Yโ€™all know what day it is?!?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
7 months
That deep fried Michael Jackson glove lol
@st_weightloss
๐ŸŒนOne Less Lonely Girl๐ŸŒน
7 months
Hey Popeyeโ€™s, what part of the chicken is this?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
โ€œWhat I need from you is in your pantiiiiiesโ€ or whateva Xscape was talking about
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Filthy four eyed lil freaky fucks
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
6 months
Quote with your most recent selfie
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@DaddyTwoTimes93
Wayne.
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QT with your most recent selfie
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
One of my coworkers was talking to me and she stopped mid sentence and was like โ€œcrap! I forgot to brush my teeth this morning!โ€ Then proceeded to drink her coffee and continue working. Iโ€™ll be glad when this day is over
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Lmfaooooooooo Facebook hell
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Had a 20 pc wing from wal greens and now Iโ€™m feeling like shit
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Ima get this for my pops birthday
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
3 years
Foam Cannon Bundle for $18.99!! 13k+ Positive reviews!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
7 months
@Badkittyyy_ Cake. The whole cake
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@Rollitupk Which one of yโ€™all had wing stop? Thatโ€™s lemon pepper ainโ€™t it?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Somebody on Facebook called them communion wafers โ€œjeez-itsโ€ and I ainโ€™t stopped laughing yet
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
SOMEBODY PLEASE COME LOOK AT THIS
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Spreading her cheeks is a form of holiday cheer, right?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
11 months
Go through your camera roll and post your 4 favorite pics of you
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@MacMemphis66
๐•ธ๐–†๐–ˆ ๐•พ๐–‘๐–Š๐–Š๐–•๐–ž ๐Ÿฅถ
11 months
Go through your camera roll and post your 4 favorite pics of you:
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
She gotta train that pudding pothole with that butt plug first
@JBW90
Migo Targaryen
1 year
The ladies wanna get gaped today I see.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
I wanna go to Gatlinburg and chill in a cabin for a few days
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
10 likes ima go get tacos
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Me in the bed waiting:
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
7 months
@_ogkeish Happy birthday!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Lmfao soon as yโ€™all nut yโ€™all be rushing us to get ours. Nah you gon wait til im ready
@QueenJaliii
BaDD ๐Ÿ”ฅGyaL ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด Jali
2 years
cum for me daddy is code for this kewchie tired hurry up pop ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
4 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
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@MrMake1tHappen
Matt Price (Mr. Make It Happen)
1 year
Chili Garlic Steak Noodles! Hereโ€™s your Sunday dinner recipe
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Folks who eat gizzards prolly bite kids
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
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@mc_magic1887
Trick Daddy
3 years
What y'all want for Christmas ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘€
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Gucci went crazy on this mf RIP Frozone!
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
I do not.. I repeat.. do notโ€ฆ wanna go to work tomorrow
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Lordt
@SAUEBLACKFOODIE
Black Foodies
1 year
Blackened shrimp, Smoked sausage, and Spinach over creamy cheesy grits topped with a Jalapeรฑo & Garlic cream sauce Via IG: chefchosen
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@JBW90
Migo Targaryen
2 years
If you were Jesus, how would you have came out the tomb? Memes/Gifs only.
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
@Rollitupk The beach is where I spent most of my time at. They got some cool lil spots to eat at too. STK steakhouse is there you might like. They have dispensaries but you gotta find somebody with a card and theyโ€™ll get you a sac
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Our matching pjโ€™s came in ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Fruit
@MadScientistFF
Damien Scott
1 year
What instantly ruins a Salad for you?
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Im hungry
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
8 months
@theprettywxnter Well damn ..
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
โ€œWho can u run to? When I need druuuuuuuuuugs!โ€ Or whatever Xscape was saying
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
Ima get some fye ass sleep this weekend
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
1 year
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Wiping my dick off with her decorative towels after sex >>>>>
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
2 years
Never heard of this nigha but he snapping though
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
8 months
My lordt
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
3 years
Just hit a pothole so big I had to turn the radio off
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Taco Juan ๐ŸŒฎ
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