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Jortan Love

@JortyNelson87

3 years

An ode to the greatest plays that never were. #art

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Jortan Love

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2 years

@Cessecce @davenewworld_2 People telling you that you're annoying the shit out of them = persecution Persecution = proof that you're doing god's work Annoying the fuck out of people = god's work

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@ObsFromLife @darwintojesus is her husband and runs her account. This is not the first time he's gone to bat for child molesters. Very concerning as they have children.

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You go hard on this drive. Ramp up the pressure and either get a sack/TFL/turnover/some big play that can kill the drive, or they at least score with far more time on the clock. Going 2 high shell and letting them dink and dunk down the field while draining the clock is insane.

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I don’t recall anyone asking post-game but this really felt like Holmgren letting them score to get the ball back. Just wish they would have pressed the issue earlier instead of playing that absurd two high shell.

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@KumarsSalehi Oh so NOW disproportionate representation is worthy of discussion.

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@hasanthehun "Art of my life and career" I guess this guy was a football astronaut racecar driver cowboy now

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@BryantLangmuir @wwwWorldExplore @jenny2x4

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8 months

It's hard to overstate just how bad he's been as the DC

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8 months

Five quarterbacks have had their best PFF grades of the season against the Packers: Justin Herbert Baker Mayfield Bryce Young Kirk Cousins Tommy DeVito (Via @PFF_Steve )

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@Rachnorr @Cessecce @davenewworld_2 No, I don't think that. I'd personally tell them to kindly shut the hell up. It is incredibly disrespectful; I'm just pointing out how telling them as much would only serve to confirm to them that they're doing the right thing and that "the enemy" is trying to stop their gospel.

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@KxngLenny_ When he punch you, you see god

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Rodgers pulling up to Jets camp

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New guy just dropped

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@FourVerts EA gonna say some shit like: "Madden 25 now with algorithm-driven AI Realsim™! Each movement calculates 2,500 points of data to make the most realistic game experience to date!" And then it's just the exact same game with a new font and rosters.

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@dalves2381 @Xavier1415 @TitaniumRolo @danvasc2 @heelvsbabyface Someone wearing bulky clothing and a full helmet on a motorcycle runs through a red light, causing an accident. The motorcyclist speeds off. The police are asking for a report of what happened. Using a pronoun, fill in the following sentence: "________ were/was heading north."

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@KyleSloter @NickNelsonMN You're literally the one crying on the internet because you've been victimized by a lack of understanding of how Easter works.

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2 years

@zach_attack1991 @zadariussmith By, uh, what metric exactly?

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2 years

@JackKennedy You wanna know how I got these cards?

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@VikesCentral Translation: "Every time we post this, we get made fun of by Packer fans. This is a good thing and quite an accomplishment!" I can assure you no one is "triggered" by an injury from 2017. We just can't believe y'all aren't horribly embarrassed by clinging to it 5 years out.

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2 years

@KenIngalls I'd say stick to the cap stuff, but you're not particularly good with that either 🤷‍♂️

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3 years

Idc what people think of age, skill, contract, etc. Rescuing Randall Cobb from that Texans team is the morally right thing to do.

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@jsm32765 @BrewersRaptor "Free speech is when I'm entitled to hurl homophobic slurs on a social media page's post." What's your favorite flavor of paint?

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@TomPelissero Skolololol

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@RightWingCope It's really quite remarkable, you know, eating these capsaicin-laden saucy poultry bits as part of a *pauses for magic confetti fingers* greater sadomasochistic ritual wherein pain navigates the path of our discourse. And it's like, why does this help us elicit truth—but it does!

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@SteelyVin @leonymets @JoePompliano How are y'all telling the same "joke" for 3 years straight and still thinking it's funny or clever? I swear you guys been vaccinated against wit.

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You hear that? That's the sound of Bears fans shutting the fuck up.

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@compSciMatt1002 @Vikings A Rams fan (welcome aboard btw) talking shit to Packers fans vicariously through a Vikings post about a free agent VISIT from a guy we cut? Literally what is this? Did you used to be an NFC North rival fan before jumping on the bandwagon? I'm so confused…

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3 years

@Krazy4golf Picture this. We were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me.

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9 months

This is gonna be 9/11 for the Aaron Avengers

The QB School

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🔜

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@kookdixon @Rachnorr @Cessecce @davenewworld_2 If you agree/go along with jt/appreciate it—evidence of the effectiveness of the Lord's work they're doing. If you tell them they're annoying or pushy, or tell them to fuck off—evidence of the effectiveness of the Lord's work they're doing.

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"Hey guy who got swept by the Lion's while throwing for 4 INT's and 2 TD's, we need you to help us against the Lions!"

GPG Mo🧀

@Packermomo17

11 months

I miss you, 12.

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@AaronNagler Doesn't matter. Our locker room has been immunized.

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"WTF are you guys smoking up there in Wisconsin??"

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@itszacharyj They traded away Davante Adams and didn’t replace him 🤣 Now they traded away Lazard and didn’t replace him either I’m sure the first year starter will easily succeed with these weapons where the HOF QB failed miserably WTF are you kids smoking up there in Wisconsin 🤣🤣

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@ThielenTD @NFL_DovKleiman @AdamSchefter A Viking fan using a gif of a team winning a championship? You're doing a bit, right? 🤭

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@urnomad1 @zachkruse2 We have to start planning for what we're going to do when Jordan Love retires

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@BrettKollmann Chaisson tryna sack Mike Glennon:

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2 years

@georgewrighster Things can be confusing when you don't know what you're talking about. Fix the latter and the former will resolve itself 👍

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@TorresAdrianaTV Mark Murphy the guy who kills his wife and then gets caught cause he accidentally refers to her in the past tense in every interview

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@Waiting4FBall @BrettKollmann @Nicoletta0602 In convos like people can wear whatever clothes they want?? You can indoctrinate fear and religion, but lord forbid they learn about gender. Oh. The horror.

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@ajdavis22800 It must suck having to crop tid bits of games you're down 3 scores in to talk shit.

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@Kim_Adams1 I know people are upset at the call, but the morally right thing to do here is release the rim with tremendous momentum/while parallel to the court. Think of the children watching ffs!

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3 years

@VaushV "My little butthole went boop." What in the fuck is this

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7 months

I know we're all excited, but can we please consider the Bears fans who had to delete their "neither of us won a playoff game" tweets??

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@DraftGowan13 @PhtevenRoth94 @PaulCharchian Yeah what a game changer lol

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2 years

@MateoTorgy @zach_attack1991 @zadariussmith Lotta tap dancing to avoid the word "football"

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@MVPKirk Vikings fans lead the league in the ratio between shit talking and actual accomplishments. Keep punching up, buddy. Maybe try to block Z once or twice next month.

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@by_JBH McAfee writing a discertation on the terribleness of Aaron Jones

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8 months

How people are not encouraged by his firs year is beyond me

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QB Jordan Love has posted six games this season with multiple TD passes and zero INTs. Tied for No. 3 in NFL history among QBs (per Stathead) within their first 15 career starts behind only Brock Purdy (eight) and Dan Marino (seven). Per @packers Dope Sheet

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@jake__68 @Vikings @AnthonyBarr They, like many fans, use it whenever they can. Honestly, it's probably the crowning achievement of the entire franchise.

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@BrettKollmann Naw, you know the buttons. That's just the way Madden 22 is 🤮

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@JeremyLayt0n "1st in attempts" What a feat lol

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2 years

The Chiefs acting like some Cinderella underdog is probably one of the most annoying aspects of that team.

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“GIVE HIM HIS RESPECT" about a man who everyone has as at least a top two quarterback in the league?

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@nfl_statsbot @RapSheet Now do his car

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Media when Rodgers is succeeding: "He's an overrated diva who got his Super Bowl winning coach fired. Just shut up and play football." Media when Rodgers is being an actual diva: "This man is the greatest of all time, and the organization treats him like a prisoner of war."

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@theserfstv Nothing screams "alpha" like having a cartoon pillow girlfriend who may or may not be underage

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@mattschneidman "We want the word and we're gonna spell."

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@theonetimfrom91 @HawkJulius @Reiyelli @NobleAtlas88 Would you run over someone who was?

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@RossUglem Good thing we switched everything up last second, rather than keeping players at the positions they played all season.

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@AaronNagler @PatMcAfeeShow OH WE'RE JUST GONNA ASSUME THAT NOW?? *arms crossed* 😡 He was sooo mad 😂

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@Bears_Fan_Pete @Showtyme_GB LMAO did you just arbitrarily set a cutoff of 1971 to avoid having to double your two-championship-figure by cutting off the first 5 years of the Super Bowl era? 🤣 Amazing, Pete. I'm sure no one will notice your super clever misrepresentation of facts. 😉

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@MySportsUpdate

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@clayharbs82 @TSN_Sports Whaaat the team with the highest draft capital (from being the worst team in football) and $100M is doing good in the offseason? Craaaayyyyzzzeeeee I typically reserve my "hang the banner" jokes for Viking fans, but y'all are pushing it here.

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@cheeseheadtv Man got burned for over 300 yds talking about "they know better than to talk smack to us 😏"

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2 years

Nate Burleson not even announcing anymore he's just cheerleading

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@KSell0303 @packers I trust you're tweeting "Happy Juneteenth!" under their Father's Day post, yeah? Or are you just too embarrassed to say what actually upsets you about this tweet? 🙂

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@AllenLazard Sometimes it's just a nightmare. Sorry you never got a look in the passing game; the rest of us saw you open.

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@hi_CMH @Rcomfort94 @dalves2381 @Xavier1415 @TitaniumRolo @danvasc2 @heelvsbabyface Wait how could this be?! I thought only 2 pronouns existed! 🤣

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@TheRyanNYC @amirazizphotos @TwitterSupport "Ha! Your club isn't as cool now that I'm in, too!" Who exactly do you think you owned with this remark? 😂

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@betmybookie As a youth football official, this is how it goes all too often. These parents yell obscenities over a kids game and then call you unprofessional when you refuse to be berated with children present.

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Pat when Rodgers does anything

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STRIIIIIIIIIIKE

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2 years

So funny watching Bears fans who condemned Love to being a bust after one game in KC now constantly excuse Fields game after game no matter how bad he looks.

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2 years

To everyone buying Packers tickets right now: Don't. Wait until the day before or the day of the game. I got 45-yd-line tickets for $200 for SNF vs the Bears last year—same seats were 3x leading up. I live near LA and went to Rams games @ 30-yd-line for under a $100 doing this.

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The Packer fans that take the Bahktiari situation personally are the weirdest of the weirdos.

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@BookOfEli_NFL HEADLINE: Packers let a player walk and don't even give them a parting gift basket. Are the Packers the most heartless organization in the cosmos??

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@WillBlackmon Damn! Who knew he had such an arm? That shit was on a rope!

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@letsgochibears Lol after one preseason game. 😂 So cloyingly desperate for a dunk on the Packers before hibernation season starts.

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@double_fkn_t @Colerator @mattnewts Heya. Not gonna even try to guess how tf "penalty luck" is determined, but lemme educate you on the 2nd graph. This chart uses a massive sample size (165 games) and deliberately truncates the axes of the graph (they don't start at 0). The difference between Packers and Bears…

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@GBPdaily "He's nothing special"

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@RobDemovsky *knocking on the isolation tank* "Uhhh, Aaron? You figure it out yet?" *ARod furiously doing all the hallucinogens* "Almost there!"

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@Meganickster1 @thebadstats Well that depends on what you mean by 9—and what you mean by 11. After all, the difference of 9 and 11 is TWO—two towers. …BUT…IF you add them, it becomes 20. And what's the difference between 2 and 20 if not zero. *magic confetti fingers* Ground zero. YOU decide; but, yes.

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@MUTheadTy @PackersFanatic5 Yeah, we'd only have to get inside the 15 yd line to be in Carlson's range.

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The Aaron Avengers therapy group is in shambles rn

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@ualriv @MaxMarkhamNFL Bears fans: "lol the Packers receivers are straight GARBAGE 🤣" Rodgers: "The receivers need to clean up the mistakes or they won't be on the field." Bears fans: "Smh look at him calling out the receivers we called garbage. Disgusting." This man has hurt you deep, huh?

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@KingDavidQPS @BigSal619 "I'm so unobsessed with porn that I turned it into an entire personality and I belive that I decipher porn users by their face." -normal guy

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@ChiraqPlsWin @TomPelissero You quys are quick draws on the tears

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@prowrstlngstrng @PFF_Sam An anti-vaxxer going to bat for someone who can't definitively say the world is round? I'm SHOCKED

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@PlayoffRobinson @MVPKirk Maybe try to beat us, first.

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2 years

@Pellaeon112 @troggy___ @ApolloHermano @conureCC Yeah! Remember when we talked the Nazis out of Nazism in the 40's?? They're very reasonable people if you just have a chat.

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@670TheScore @BernsyHolmes Did you say anything to the coaches about this? "Naw, I waited until after we were toasted for 300+ passing yards to complain into a microphone."

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From MVP to backing up Russell Wilson for a 6th rounder. Amazing

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@BookOfEli_NFL Please tell me what someone with nothing to hide is supposed to do or say. And while you're at it, tell me why you think your most favoritest football player has inside information as to who's on this lost

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@JosephCornett17 @zei_squirrel Lol no. He's realized he's caught himself in one of his many contradictions. He's temporarily saving face in the moment. But as soon as he gets back out on the trail, he continues to espouse his contradictions to a much more sycophantic crowd that craves faux intellectualism.

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@abemubarik @double_fkn_t @Colerator @mattnewts Lol I'm literally breaking it down in very specific terms. You're free to level an argument against any point that I'm making, but simply saying "Durrr you're a dumb Wisconsinite" isn't going to make anyone but you look like a dufus. 🙂

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@AroundTheNFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero Players don't move up draft boards the day before the draft. The media starts learning they were too low/high and pretends their wrongness is based on some inexplicable late rise/fall.

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@BillsMafiaOnly @BrettKollmann Who said they felt attacked…? There's literally nothing sensitive here, nor any claims of being attacked. What on earth are you talking about?

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@kenklippenstein Damn you, radical left Joe Biden!!

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