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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

2 years

some of these costumes are TOO SCARY

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1 year

Barbie is the only reason I even know about Oppenheimer

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Christopher Nolan is reportedly upset that Warner Bros is releasing #Barbie on the same day as #Oppenheimer (via @thisisinsider )

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Jonty Usborne

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LinkedIn is so 2022

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2 years

My sister bought my dad a sign with the coordinates where he first met his current boyfriend, which it turns out is a BATH HOUSE, SOMEBODY PASS THE VODKA

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first hot sunny weekend of the summer and i’m on a mission

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good morning

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I took the bus this morning and everyone knew you

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Jonty Usborne

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10 months

Should heterosexuals be allowed to donate blood?

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Heterosexual HIV infections overtake gay and bisexual cases in Scotland

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

Kissed my long-term gym crush over pride, then finally mustered the courage to ask him on an actual date this morning (in person, which I don’t think I’ve ever done before) and was flatly rejected, so now can never workout again.

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

ok time for a break

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Jonty Usborne

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5 years

Cute guy in front of me queuing for coffee was on grindr so I messaged hi and watched as he read it and blocked me happy saturday

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1 year

I like snacking too much to have real abs

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

No white after Labour Day doesn’t apply in Los Angeles though right?

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

just shaved and can’t decide if i like it

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

good morning ☀️

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

never sending anyone pics again

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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

1 year

Hard seeing someone else live your dreams

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I’m a proud cougar at 52 – women hate me but I won’t stop hunting college hunks

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

ok but seriously how are the gays still alive

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Jonty Usborne

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This is why I always open Grindr when driving through Bel Air and Beverley Hills

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

LA changes all of us

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

who needs poppers when you can just stand up a little too quickly

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

I wore Grindr merch and 5” gym shorts to the Monkeypox clinic, and they didn’t even ask to check my eligibility. Rude.

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

The gay product managers at Twitter deciding to rollout Circles to everyone

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Jonty Usborne

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11 months

5’9” on a good day

lex in tx

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11 months

wait — how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 📸

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

⚠️ just because shawn mendes looks hot with a buzz cut doesn’t necessarily mean you will ⚠️

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

when i drunkenly sleep with a conservative

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Jonty Usborne

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7 years

Expectation of merging dozens of BBC @SlackHQ workspaces into a linked enterprise model: Improved productivity, transparency and ease of communication. Reality:

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

Nando’s, but make it chic

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

checks out

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

i wish

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1 year

inside of you are two irish men..

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

the UK economy me at the eagle 🤝 easily brought to its knees

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Jonty Usborne

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Guy just dumped me by text, saying he’d dropped off my parking permit in an envelope outside my door. I was home, he didn’t knock. So why am I the one crying?

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Jonty Usborne

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2 months

happy 👙 season

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quote this with ya fav pic of you in a bathing suit 👙 in honor of summer

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1 year

when i can’t find my boyfriend at horse meat disco

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2 years

online dating is exhausting

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1 year

friends have decided desperate times call for desperate measures

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Jonty Usborne

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11 months

@elvin_not_11 nope, still got a faster reply than he would have on linkedin to be fair though haha

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

So happy being back in London! Who am I seeing while I’m here?

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Jonty Usborne

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@awejones gotta admire the hustle

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

Time to bring back the summer bod I fear

faith

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I know y’all have at least one picture👀

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

i’ll admit i wasn’t expecting that

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stop asking why i’m single and start asking me out

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Jonty Usborne

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3 years

Oh no, I’m now officially ‘hey daddy’ years old 👴🏼

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Jonty Usborne

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9 months

New work headshots just dropped, what do we think?

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Jonty Usborne

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5 months

Hinge saw my Grindr notifications and was like this f slur needs Jesus

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

dipping my toe in

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Jennifer Bendery

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Biden is having a root canal today.

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

Go comment on instagram because without anonymous validation on the internet I’ll die

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Jonty Usborne

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omg it finally happened. I just went to slide into someone’s DMs for what I thought was the first time, just to discover we’d been on a date several years ago 🫠

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Jonty Usborne

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4 months

no idea where this guy’s going but i will be following him until he gets there

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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

11 months

Making the most of the last few weeks then! Who’s in 👀

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PSA: we’re disabling Circles by October 31. more info →

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

Can I say something about Luke Dunphy

faby jurídico modern family

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1 ticket for 2 tickets for oppenheimer barbie please 💣 please 💖

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Jonty Usborne

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@ItsKieranTime These are INCREDIBLE 🥰 If you’re looking for more residential architecture inspiration would love to see my mid-century Edward Fickett building transformed to an epic miniature

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Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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‘Christian Girl Autumn’ influencer Caitlin Covington announces she is going to Vermont in October to take her annual Fall photos. 🍂

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Jonty Usborne

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lmao everyone calm down i was talking about the film, obviously i knew who oppenheimer was already just like i already knew what a fucking barbie was before it was a movie

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

Just in case this implodes, go follow me please 😘 Link in bio

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

ok fine, if we’re all doing it…

me

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What y’all looked like when y’all was 18 vs. now?

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love visiting family with young children

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for the record, no definitely was not me

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hmmm, is it time?

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

Finally a version without the famously homophobic Judy Garland

Attitude Magazine

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Black-ish's Kenya Barris says his The Wizard of Oz remake will be LGBTQ-inclusive. Read more ➡️

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Jonty Usborne

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1 year

Has anyone told him you’re not supposed to mix fiber supplements with other medication?

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

where do i get myself a (boy)wife?

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well that was an interesting experiment

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@JontyUsborne

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just shaved and can’t decide if i like it

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Jonty Usborne

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Leslie Jordan brought so much joy to so many people. In August, aged 67, he’d just bought his first condo and his reaction video, like everything he did, was so genuine and wholesome. Thank you for always brightening our day Leslie, you’ll be so dearly missed.

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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

2 years

posted on my close friends asking for accountant recommendations, and this is the response I got from most people

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Jonty Usborne

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2 years

guys I think I found my match

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I regret not buying this coat

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Jonty Usborne

@JontyUsborne

1 year

Incredible how much damage they’re doing to an otherwise worthy cause. Literally everyone hates you.

Just Stop Oil

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🏳️‍🌈 BREAKING: JUST STOP OIL DISRUPTS PRIDE 🧯 LGBTQ+ supporters of Just Stop Oil have disrupted the Pride in London parade, blocking Coca-Cola's float and spraying black and pink paint over the road. 🧵 A thread on why we've disrupted #PrideInLondon :