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18 days
Update: This happened in January, today he was legally placed with us forever 🥰
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11 months
After months of training days and social worker visits, today we finally got the news that we’ve been officially approved as adopters 🎉🥂💙
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5 years
"Can I speak to your manager please?" "I AM the manager"
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5 years
POV: You paid $400 for an Ariana meet & greet I’m fucking crying 😭😭😭
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5 years
Britney waiting at the finish line for Usain Bolt.
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4 years
If the pandemic had happened in 2011:
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3 years
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5 years
Arabiatta really sat down to wind Yewande up by telling her all the shit Danny said about her, Yewande walks away fuming & Danny goes straight to Arabella to have a laugh about it??? Yewande might have dropped the ball this week but I HATE how they’re treating her 😤 #LoveIsland
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28 days
Phillip Schofield after an hour on that island without a Lost Mary.
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2 years
Boris Johnson leaving Downing Street.
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11 months
After months of training days and social worker visits, today we finally got the news that we’ve been officially approved as adopters 🎉🥂💙
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3 years
Little Mix: Let’s get pregnant at the same time! Jade Thirlwall:
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6 years
You’re going to open this expecting to see a Kardashian but you’re wrong.
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How it started How it’s going #BBUK
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4 years
When it’s 9.01pm and Top Gear is still on #LineOfDuty
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5 years
Molly-Mae flirting Molly-Mae when with 3 boys all Tommy flirts with week one girls that isn’t her #LoveIsland
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5 years
Mariah Carey’s reaction to Alison Hammond asking if she could sing to her 😂😭
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4 years
Families trying to decide which 6 people they’ll have in the house for Christmas Day.
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6 years
Emma Willis flicking both her earpieces out and abruptly saying “thanks everyone” while Roxanne sat and cried is the most iconic thing she’s ever done #CBB #CBBUK
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4 years
The UK: Why do we have the highest death rate in Europe??? Also the UK:
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4 years
No one: Christina Aguilera at the start of Ain’t No Other Man:
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5 years
The cockroach in Kate Garraway’s noo-noo #ImACeleb
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3 years
Emma Raducanu didn’t have to say anything in response to John McEnroe and Piers Morgan’s comments about her after Wimbledon. She went and won the US Open instead, without dropping a single set! 👏🏼👏🏼 #USOpen
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5 years
Me trying to work out a way to vote for Maura and Ovie but NOT Curtis and India #LoveIsland
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22 days
One thing I absolutely cannot stand is when people say “don’t shout / raise your voice at me” when not a single voice was raised. Such a deflection tactic to try and make the other person look aggressive, and Eve is terrible for it. #MAFSUK
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7 months
Louis slagging off Ronan Keating while this was just randomly taking place in the background 😭 #CBBUK
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8 years
Housemate: "Good morning" Kim: "DON'T YOU START WITH ME" #CBB
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3 years
“She said if you’re here just tap the fuckin’ table!”
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Obsessed with this queen’s half-arsed attempt at her disco ball hat in the Club Renaissance queue 😭 #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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11 days
Turning every interaction with a woman into something sexual, wants Trump to be president, booing Ali when she spoke about feminism. I want Marcello out and I want him out now #BBUK
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5 years
James sat there trying to justify his shady behaviour #TheCircle
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5 years
Simon Cowell watching a show with a giant singing rubber duck in a cone bra get higher ratings than the X Factor #MaskedSinger
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Same energy #BBUK
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8 months
Me at 9pm for the next 3 weeks #BBUK #CBBUK
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Me: I’m gonna have an early night Also me staring into my phone screen at 3am: #BBUK
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Olivia has this level of meltdown in her, I can feel it #BBUK
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5 years
SHE FUCKING DID IT C’MONNNN @AmberRoseGill !!! The whole of Newcastle is partying tonight! 😭⭐️🏝😭 #LoveIsland
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10 months
The players bringing that big bird to Claudia #TheTraitors
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6 years
Straight people: 3 years since David Bowie died RIP 😢 The gays: 3 years since “David is dead!!” We stan Tiffany Pollard iconic queen.
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5 years
Arabella checking her notes to see what other shit Danny said about Yewande that she can use against her #LoveIsland
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20 days
Was expecting the experts to grill Eve a lot more about her lying tbh #MAFSUK
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5 years
Nicola Roberts under her mask when Davina said she was Nadine Coyle #MaskedSinger
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7 months
Lauren reading the apology letter was the best thing to happen this series and will go down as an iconic Celebrity Big Brother moment! #CBBUK
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Jesus on Easter Sunday: #BBUK
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10 months
• Cummy bath water • Runny eggs • Menstrual blood #Saltburn
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3 years
Love Island: Having gay contestants would be “logistically difficult” Married at First Sight UK: Hold my fuckin’ beer #MAFSUK
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3 years
Drag Race UK Vs The World spoilers without context #DragRaceUK
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11 months
Everybody: Where the fuck is Rosie? Rosie: #LeaveTheWorldBehind
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5 years
No matter what the result is tonight, a big shoutout to my amazing boyfriend @MartTweedy for running all of @AmberRoseGill ’s socials & doing everything else behind the scenes. There’s a hell of a lot more to it than people think & he’s done an INCREDIBLE job 🏝⭐️👏🏻 #LoveIsland
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10 months
Brian saying “I am or I amn’t” #TheTraitors
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5 years
I stand by the theory that Danny had a game plan to couple with Yewande because she was popular. She could SENSE something was off, then her insecurities came out to play so Danny knows he can dump her for Arabella all while Yewande is made out as crazy/aggressive 😣 #LoveIsland
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5 years
Shout out to Laura Whitmore. The past week will have been a horrendous position for her to be in but she’s handled it with nothing but grace, love and respect for her friend. Caroline would be proud of ya. #LoveIsland
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If Big Brother were so happy to throw Noky and Trish under the bus, then show the housemates a video of Paul and Tom stashing all that food. Dare you. #BBUK
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11 months
Genuinely blown away by the positive responses to this tweet. Have there been a few negative/nasty comments from faceless profiles? Sure. But they are completely and utterly overwhelmed by the positive ones. My heart is feeling very full right now.
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11 months
After months of training days and social worker visits, today we finally got the news that we’ve been officially approved as adopters 🎉🥂💙
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4 years
Manrika and Tally how it started vs how it’s going #TheCircle
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2 years
Ella Henderson: I keep going to the river to pray The river:
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5 years
Ok Twitter you know what to do!! Let’s make Amber and Greg our Love Island WINNERS 2019! ⭐️🏝 @AmberRoseGill #LoveIsland
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3 years
I haven’t watched Drag Race Canada so this is my first time experiencing Jimbo and I am fucking HOWLING 😭😭 #DragRaceUK
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11 months
Player 432 getting all pumped up for a physical tug of war then getting eliminated standing in a big toy boat #SquidGameTheChallenge
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21 days
I thought Eve was pulling Polly aside to say she shouldn’t have called Charlie a bully? Instead she thanks her and says “the timing was wrong?” #MAFSUK
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6 years
X Factor: All Stars (2019)
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4 years
You literally had to be there.
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5 years
It’s pretty clear that Arabiatta sees Yewande as inferior to her and takes noooo issue in undermining her however she can. #LoveIsland
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2 years
When one dickhead falls, another one immediately rises to take their place 😩 #MAFSAU
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6 years
❗️❗️❗️ I know the new girl Ellie from personal training with Adam at his gym, so can confirm they already know eachother pretty well. Let’s see how this plays out because I’m ready for the drama 😂👀😂👀 #LoveIsland
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7 years
I have SO much time for Shane J/Courtney. Clearly completely disagreed with Ann but was patient and articulate in expressing his own views and listening to hers. If only everyone was like that instead of constantly screaming at eachother. #CBB
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7 months
Newest member of the “made the whole series but didn’t win” club #CBBUK
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This task is brutal but still not as brutal as when Big Brother forced housemates to EAT each others letters from home 😂😭 #BBUK
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Watching the new housemates and trying to work out which one will become a bald meme within the next week #BBUK
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The quivering hand?! Lily has Segun afraid for his LIFE 😭 #BBUK
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Marcello is giving big “removed for inappropriate behaviour” vibes #BBUK
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5 years
You know who would have done a fucking amazing job at grilling Michael in an interview? #LoveIsland
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8 years
Transformers 5 filming in Newcastle city centre this morning 😮
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If Eve had her ear up against the door then she is 100% the sort of person that would be going through her partner’s phone every night when they were asleep #MAFSUK
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7 years
When I was a frightened, in-the-closet 14 year old, it would have made an enormous difference for me to watch someone like Shane J/Courtney on tv. His message is SO important and I’ve never wanted someone to win Big Brother more ❤️🏳️‍🌈 #CBB #CBBBOTS
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6 years
Queen of taking nominations badly. #CBB #CBBUK
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6 years
PLOT TWIST. The “kiss” was filmed more than once 🤔👇🏼 Did they only show the more awkward kiss? Were Georgia and Jack encouraged to kiss? Have we all been lied to? WHAT DOES IT MEAN. #LoveIsland
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4 years
10.52pm on my first night out after lockdown.
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6 years
Celebrity Big Brother’s true psychic and queen of prophecies #CBB #CBBUK
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The experts hearing that Lacey wants loyalty and then seeing that Nathan has a “loyalty” tattoo #MAFSUK
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Amanda: “Shane J thinks Ann is in charge...” Ann: “DON’T GO ON TOO LONG” Amanda: “Ok...” #CBB
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Lily in the background at 2am while the housemates try to sleep #BBUK
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11 months
UK ALL STARS WHEN?!? #DragRaceUK
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5 years
GIVE THEM THE £50K #LoveIsland
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6 years
Remember when Big Brother did a task and sent in Stephen Bear’s girlfriend to completely expose and humiliate him for how he’d treated her? The same task but with Jermaine and his wife please. Immediately. #CBB #CBBUK
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6 years
“Hello Love Island? Yes I’d like to undo all the times I pity voted for Alex” #LoveIsland
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5 years
Rita Ora before Rita Ora after Chameleon was Chameleon was unmasked: unmasked: #MaskedSinger
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The Circle producers: But we’ve already done loads of cliff hangers Also the Circle producers: Do another one #TheCircle
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Tim when Woody says his parents are FatBoySlim and Zoe Ball #TheCircle
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Genuinely wondered if Gemma Collins might have done this show because she can sing but then I remembered she’d never get into one of those big costumes because.... #MaskedSinger
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6 years
Shoutout to this pissed legend for keeping Manchester Arena entertained while we waited for Nicki Minaj tonight 😂👏🏻
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7 years
Katie Hopkins when she finds out no one has been killed at Oxford Circus.
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Don’t you dare vote her out first she is going to bring CHAOS to this house!! #BBUK
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7 years
After years of winners like Helen Wood and Stephen Bear, it is SO REFRESHING to have a top 3 of genuine, nice housemates 👏🏻😭👏🏻😭 #BBUK
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7 years
For every day that Sarah Harding spends in the Celebrity Big Brother house, she looks more and more like Kathy Beale #CBB
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Emma reminds Casper of his sister, Emma and Casper’s sisters look alike, Casper’s sister’s husband looks like Casper, Emma has been described as being like Bridget Jones and Casper’s dog is called Bridget. I need a lie down. #MAFSUK
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