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Politician Retirement Tracking and Michigan Political Following

The Silly Zone
Joined June 2013
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The crazy timeline is the one where the boomers moving to Florida means Trump wins Florida but the millennialls moving to Atlanta means Trump loses Georgia That, my friends, is the Silly Zone
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NBC/Survey Monkey has Trump approval in Georgia at 48%, identical to their estimate for his national approval rating.
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Need a deep dive on the "Kamala is too old" voters
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Who is Too old for president 🔴 Trump 51% 🔵 Harris 12% Morning Consult
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Unironically you'd think we'd be having more discussion about a country of 275 million in one of the more strategically important areas of the planet
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Homer flying first class: "Look at me Marge I'm reading the Economist! Did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?"
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Pope says Catholics who can’t go to confession can ask God directly for forgiveness -
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Starting with Kamala and not Biden 👀
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Over the last few years, we have seen a manufacturing renaissance, driven by @KamalaHarris and @JoeBiden 's investments in American workers and industry — with 800,000 manufacturing jobs added since 2021. Companies are investing in America and especially in Michigan in a big way.
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You just had to be there
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I wish I gave a shit about politics in 2017 so I could've witnessed this firsthand
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Discourse of the week??? *spins wheel* Former president James Madison's... *throws dart* Ancient crystal flute... *shakes 8 ball* Is played by... *pulls card* Lizzo!
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Gary Peters also has pulled ahead of John James in #MISen per DDHQ
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Enough hating on the Midwest!!! Michigan is FANTASTIC Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL Illinois is PRODUCTIVE Minnesota is NATURAL Ohio IOWA is PLENTIFUL
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We're gradually turning into France where we just hate everyone
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Statewide favorable/unfavorable numbers with all voters: DeSantis 36/45% Trump 33/59% Biden 26/56% Harris 23/64%
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Is he... Threatening to use our nuke supply to curb the amount of guns in the United States?
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@Rambobiggs And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But they’re legit. I’m sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.
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With a small donation of $5.99, we can continue to shrink Virginia
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Stay safe Alabama
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Gabrielle could become a hurricane in the middle of the Atlantic. It's no threat to land.
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Really cool to be waiting on Neil Gorsuch to see whether I can be fired from my job for something I literally cannot help
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*touching the ground* something horrible happened here
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And Dems wonder why their 2022 cycle is going so well, well, don't forget who you nominated to lead the DSCC this cycle........
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Good evening. 2045 and 1999 are equally as far away
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The senate voted today to codify protections for gay and interracial marriages The ROMA would not force states to offer marriage licenses to gay couples, but at least honor out of state gay marriages The vote was 62-37, with 12 Rs voting Yes (not sure who missed the vote yet)
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TODAY: Floodgates appearing to be opening on impeachment; Dems started the day at 137 of 235 members supporting impeachment, but many new Dems have come out in favor of impeachment which I'll have to list in another tweet We're at 151 Dems now in my count
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Like if you would say hello RT if you would listen to his stories
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January 6, 2021
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We are this close to inventing copyright again
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Literature NFTs will change the world.
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Happy pride month I just texted my family I'm gay
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The senior and junior senators of Ohio come January 2023
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Apparently the blue checks can't tweet rn?
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Rep. Chuy Garcia (D-IL04) announced today that he is primarying Lori Lightfoot for mayor of Chicago, becoming the first member of the new congress to not seek reelection in 2024 1 D retiring
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If Burr resigns and there's a double barrel in North Carolina, Joe Bidens going to be in a Bojangles every Thursday until November
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The last time a Democratic ticket (Pres or VP) didn't have a Catholic on it was 2000, believe it or not 2004: Kerry was Catholic 2008: Biden was Catholic 2012: Biden was Catholic 2016: Kaine was Catholic 2020: Biden is Catholic
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Kinda amazing how there were countless thinkpieces about "when does Arizona finally go blue" or whatever and now Arizona has 2 D senators and voted for a Dem pres nominee over the course of 2 years and everyone is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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LOOKIN' GOOD
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Mitt is how we all feel about Hawley right about now
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New #AZSsen OHPI poll has Kelly up 9... Kelly 51 (+2) McSally 42 (nc)
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NEW POLL: Kelly leads McSally by nine points in Arizona
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Tomorrow: - Monmouth Pennsylvania poll - CNN national H2H - Reuters/Ipsos Michigan poll Am I missing any that we know of?
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Hmm, have they considered taking more than one vote on Mondays and perhaps working more than effectively 3 days a week
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Durbin says it will be tough to schedule votes in the Senate on bills protecting gay marriage, contraception given the packed calendar. "We have more priorities than we have time," he says
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@grynbaum @carlquintanilla How many Scaramuccis was this
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Absolutely hooting and hollering at this sick joke from 1891
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She was ahead of her time
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Gillibrand: "The first thing I will do as president is Clorox the Oval Office." #DemDebate
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The moment you've all been waiting for: Dan Quayle
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It's gonna be a while before Ossoff doesn't just look like a staffer in a suit pretending
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Whoa almost like they work in the same place or something
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Calif. congresswoman-elect Katie Hill bumps into Pelosi at airport
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Here's that $2k stimulus check vote on a map
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Good Evening, “Tammy Murphy for Senate” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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Don't think I don't see the BLM spelled in foam learning letters
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Prayers for Kinzinger and Meijer to make it through these trying times
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The Last Two Northern White Rhinos On Earth - The New York Times
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Maine officially bans conversion therapy -->
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Today I signed into law a bill banning conversion therapy, a widely-discredited practice that has no place in Maine. Today, we send an unequivocal message to young LGBTQ people: we stand with you, we support you, and we will always defend your right to be who you are.
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Spotted at the Inauguration: Godking Overlord Manchin
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Barack and Michelle Obama have arrived
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Huh, Ossoff's up an entire point now
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Me, crying: I'm thinking of her again Them: who? Me: Heidi Heitkamp
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Something about Oregon bordering Nevada doesn't sit right with me
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While 86% of senators named "John" are Republican, 100% of senators named "Jon" are Democratic
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Biden endorsing Eastman and Eastman announcing said endorsement probably reveals some part of how the election is going in #NE02
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This is the most serious election of our lifetime. Endorsements don’t come easily and aren’t taken lightly by those who make them. I’m humbled and honored to accept Joe Biden’s endorsement and will work hard every day through November 3rd to make sure we turn this district blue!
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Hate it when I get a shopping cart and the wheels are like
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From that ProPublica article on coronavirus My God. I have no words. May God have mercy on our souls
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*exhausted sigh*
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Kellyanne is gone 4 days and they're already having big comments leaked and Arizona and New Hampshire ads cancelled
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Can't believe this was over a year ago
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The One Where (A Good Chunk Of) ET Sees Their First GOP-Leaning Election Cycle
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That poll showing Biden ahead in Texas? Actually just cake
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McAuliffe not taking his loss well I see
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Two Tropical Storms have formed in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. Sandra and Terry.
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Biden 52 (+3) Trump 43 (-) MoE +/- 4% Jesus
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New #AZ Biden v Trump poll numbers dropping today via @OHPredictive #AZPOP Wear a hat bc the results will blow your hair back. 😲
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If anything Rs will probably hold senate until 2022
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I love Death Stranding
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These two = an extra ~$1.3 trillion in stimulus (at least, assuming they would have done the moderates' $600 billion offer)
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Well they both beat John James
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I had no idea this is how House members vote
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Looks like a mid-19th century president
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A lot of dunking on this tweet when it's just assuming the polls are off like 2-3% from where they are now
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This is my 2024 Election Forecast. Trump is on track to win 312 electoral votes. As for Harris, she will perform worse than every Democrat since Michael Dukakis in 1988. According to this projection, Trump will flip Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, and
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POV: you are Andrew Cuomo
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Lol rip I have coronavirus
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Lol oh God I'm getting my first rona test at 145 pm hope my nose isn't gonna hurt from that swab
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Why doesn't Wikipedia use Warnock's official Senate portrait
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"Oh God how could Biden be fumbling this so hard" say the panicking Dems as Biden expands his lead from 4 to 9 and the GB expands to Dems +10
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This is important. Sanders voters are by and large low-income folk who desperately want to pay their bills and assistance in getting healthcare. This politics of "lol owned" has to stop if you want to bring the party together
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Strongly urge everyone not to mock Sanders supporters and Sanders.
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See you later... space cowboy
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Senate Majority PAC, the deep-pocketed Democratic group, is pulling its latest $1.2 million TV ad buy in Colorado, per a source. A spokeswoman says recent polling leads SMP to believe Hickenlooper is in good shape and they can spend that money elsewhere now. #cosen #copolitics
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Ran into Debbie Dingell
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Didn't have anti-Hawaii statehood on my 2022 bingo card
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Hawaii should go back to being a US Territory and Washington DC should not have a mayor who has authority over our Arizona congressional delegation. The Arizona Guard should escort our delegation if denied entry into Washington DC.
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Booking a flight to Wilmington Delaware tonight to visit an old friend. No reason at all,
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One thing that really throws me for a loop with all the Ryanmentum is, like, everything points to the fact that fundamentals point to Vance winning modestly in the end and Ohio polls have a history of Ds overperforming, but literally in the same poll you have DeWine up, like, 25
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Choose your fighter
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So apparently the Georgia secretary of state is /planning/ on certifying the Jan 5 runoff tomorrow, and also apparently there is the possibility, given that occurs, that Ossoff and Warnock could be sworn in tomorrow
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My God you guys actually did it @ppppolls
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That means "take that, loser" in Southern
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Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards, upon winning reelection: "As for the president, God bless his heart." #lagov
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My official senate predictions, where I just flipped a coin for every race where Heads was Dem and Tails was Rep, because everything is a tossup
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The world has progressed past the need for South Dakota
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In another timeline, President Mitt Romney is winding down in the final two and a half weeks of his second term
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Looks like Biden won Kent after all
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You guys please please pay attention to Michigan. Send some reporters from NYC here. Please. Coronavirus is all over the Detroit police department, it's spreading across the state, and the largest hospital system in the state is near capacity. We don't have enough materials
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So, assuming Ossoff does end up winning, would he be the first millennial senator
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I think I found @jdcmedlock 's car
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I remain convinced that Perdue and Loeffler either win or lose
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Wow. The effects of kicking Parscale off were immediate. Rip the New Mexico ad buy
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The Trump campaign is up on TV this week (7/15-7/21) in AZ, FL, GA, IA, MI, MN, NV, NC, OH, PA and WI markets They have gone dark in NM (and also on DC cable)
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How Dems should be rn: "11 points up there weeks before EDay? Holy sh*t!" How Dems actually are rn: "kskjdjhsjs we were just at 14 we gonna lose"
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I come from the future
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Gotta have Cal Cunningham introduce Billie Eilish now or something
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The polling welcome lady was like "this your first time voting?" And she was so excited she gave me a very excited double fist bump
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Well, there you have it. Impeachment vote #2 is done, 57 Yes - 43 No, 10 votes short of conviction
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Arizona: TIED 48-48 Georgia: Harris +2 49-47 Michigan: Harris +3 49-46 Nevada: Harris +4 49-45 North Carolina: Harris +2 49-47 Pennsylvania: Harris +4 51-47 Wisconsin: Harris +8 52-44
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Kamala Harris is leading or tied with Donald Trump in all swing states, the latest Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll shows
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