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@JohnnyWhales3

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Registered snollygoster. Serial bacon fat hoarder.....yada....yada....yada. Don’t be a cockwomble. Just save your sewer pickles for someone else’s page.

Joined April 2022
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@JohnnyWhales3
Alfred Q Holic
2 years
Really happy Trump announced already. Let’s start the timeline here. Trump indicted (again) Trump walks (again) Democrats roll out shitty candidate for POTUS or Commander Pike Democrats roll out lockdowns and restrictions due to some phantom crisis Mail-in fraud Democrats win
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@JohnnyWhales3
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6 months
The Country went downhill when suburban white women discovered cell phone mounts for their cars and TikTok.
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11 months
@EdKrassen @KiraaWells “…suspended…” Why not immediately fired??
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4 months
Drunk or high? She’s cooked either way. Is there anyone in NYS politics who isn’t corrupt?
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Alfred Q Holic
11 months
@GovKathyHochul Our immigrant ancestors had to have jobs BEFORE they were allowed in the Country. They also had to have a residence. They had to pay taxes. They also got ZERO support from the government or the community; it was dog-eat-dog. No one handed them luxury hotel suites and iPhones.
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Nothing has rotted America more than legalized weed. I don’t want to hear about your CBD oil wonder cures either. I’m not talking medicinal. Recreational-use weed is rotting Our Nation faster than Biden ever could.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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5 months
@AnthonyCumia Don’t forget this Nubian princess.
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3 months
@Jimfrombaseball The bottle of Schmidt’s is as iconic as Yaz.
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@AlTheBoss03 Christian Okoye
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2 years
@JesseKellyDC “We’re gonna lose a major war.” Worse than that? Most Americans don’t know what that’d look like.
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@JohnnyWhales3
Alfred Q Holic
10 months
@wilderpatriot I found a couple. They have some time on their hands too.
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2 years
@miles_commodore A fuck!ng disaster.
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2 years
@TimRunsHisMouth I thought Chicago was MAGA Country?
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8 months
Rochester Regional is instituting another #MaskMandate for its two hospitals, regardless of vaccine status. So we’re clear: the vaccines didn’t work? BTW….I’m twice vaxed and once boosted AND I’m up to date with my flu, pneumonia, and shingles vaccines. We were lied to.
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1 year
@markpoloncarz He broke a window. You assaulted a woman. He got ten years. Hold your breath dude. You’re looking at double.
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2 years
Mayor MalErkle is saying #ROC has a gun problem. Rochester doesn’t have a gun problem. Rochester has an ILLEGAL gun and CRIMINAL problem.
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4 months
@Jimfrombaseball “….didn’t bother to cozy up to sportswriters….” Not in the Hall of Fame. The BBWAA are a bunch of small, insignificant people who never wore a jock or played the game they cover. So Allen didn’t kiss their ring. It’s a sham that he doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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6 months
This room smells like the inside of my grandmother’s purse.
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2 years
@ACTBrigitte @michaeljknowles NFW. Sorry. Not sorry. As a #Normal if I had been hired to a position out of my class, then displayed behaviors that harmed my Company, I’d be fired, arrested, ridiculed, scorned, etc…with empathy from NO ONE. Just because we know his name doesn’t warrant sympathy.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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3 months
Me…when I see Burgess Meredith trending and I realize he died before Twitter could make it a thing.
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1 year
@kilmeade @denv84930597 Hey Brian!! Follow me for more daily Commander Pike hijinx.
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7 months
No. Let me call my Congressman. Oh. Never mind Let me call my Senators. Oh. Never mind.
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@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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BREAKING: U.S. Senate releases draft of $118 billion bipartisan bill, which would provide $60 billion in military aid to Ukraine, $14 billion to Israel and $20 billion for border security.
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2 years
@legionofspoons @Yorkslass72 Goodness. Nice catch. Thanks. I’ll delete my account.
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8 months
BTW…This is how the US should’ve handled 9/11. Go in. Level EVERYTHING Kill EVERYONE Salt the earth Leave.
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Ryan Rozbiani
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This is VERY disturbing to watch. The IOF is just leveling everything.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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1 year
So after the #KiaBoyz decided to turn the #RCSD into a demolition derby, they installed an obstacle course to add to the challenge.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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6 months
This post is speaking a familiar language
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@JohnnyWhales3
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8 months
#MyWeeklyWegmansRun is in the books. Maybe my most gut wrenching trip. In line. A older woman in a scooter comes in line behind me. She’s obviously new to the equipment. She’s struggling to put her groceries up and I start helping her, and she starts crying. Sucks getting old.
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@JohnnyWhales3
Alfred Q Holic
2 years
#MyMorningShoppingSpree brings me to Karen Central here in Pittsford and Brighton. Wegmans and Bagel Land. Masked leftist zombies surround me. Pray for me.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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10 months
Call me a hypocrite. Call me a phony. Go ahead. I just smashed down two Sausage McMuffins with Egg for breakfast, and they hit the spot.
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Alfred Q Holic
2 years
Welcome back Babylon Bee!!!
@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
2 years
Katie Hobbs Projected To Win Arizona Governor’s Race With 108% Of Precincts Reporting
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@ElijahSchaffer She’s a stripper? What? The Tuesday afternoon shift?
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@WesleyHuntTX ….and Nero fiddled while Rome burned. We are at those times.
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5 months
@davidhogg111 Where the hell is Upstate NYC?
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2 years
@atensnut Too woke to say “Merrry Christmass”?
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@JohnnyWhales3
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1 year
Just think. 16 years from now he’ll be driving!! Mom and baby fine. Dad, Nonna, and Pop not so much. This one was a roller coaster!!
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1 year
Fighting over the last copy of The Canterbury Tales at the library be like….
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@JohnnyWhales3
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6 months
“Listen here you snap belly pork chop. I came here to see migrants! You got that Rita? Andre the Giant! I remember when I used to wrestle with my brother Jim in the fire trucks then Jefferson Airplane landed in Hawaii with tack hammers and ties. Veal!”
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@JohnnyWhales3
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6 months
DeSantis turned away a boatload of Haitians yesterday. They had guns and drugs on them. Since they’re armed, shouldn’t they just be shot out of the water? Send the message now.
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81,000,000,000 of you assholes owe America an apology right now.
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2 years
@Yorkslass72 👅 Legit. Not lying.
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6 months
These people aren’t citizens. They have no rights here. They’re here illegally. The cops should’ve dragged this scumbag outside by his n*tsack and beaten the shit out of him, then put him on a plane back to Mexico. Fuck them all at this point.
@loudlabsnyc
LLN NYC
6 months
Migrants Attack NYPD Cops Making Arrest at NYC Randalls Island Migrant Shelter. Full video on YouTube.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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8 months
Spending this month’s Guaranteed Basic Income check.
@AleahMichaels
Aleah Michaels
8 months
@GreeceRidge That was at target by the mall
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@JohnnyWhales3
Alfred Q Holic
10 months
Megan Rapinoe?
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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Can you guess what animal this tongue belongs to?
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@news10nbc Typical NYS “work zone”: lots of zone - no work.
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2 months
@13WHAM It’s not like there hasn’t been murder and mayhem in the last 24-hours in ROCHESTER to report on in the #Pride -est City in WNY so let’s report on some baseball team 2000 miles away.
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Guv Horseface is helping NYC stem Commander Pike’s illegal invasion. Question for the #SuburbanWhiteWomen who object to Trump because of his language and insults. What are you gonna do when your kids’ school has 125 Venezuelan kids forming gangs and harassing your daughters?
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@JohnnyWhales3
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2 years
Seventy homicides in Rochester won last night.
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@GovKathyHochul I remember how you stood there and watched your murderous boss march #COVID patients into nursing homes, then forced families to watch their parents and grandparents die through a window.
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2 years
@mugshawtys Mrs Garrett did a terrible job with those girls.
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9 months
How it started. How it’s going
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7 months
@Jimfrombaseball There were at least 10-12 pitchers from the 60’s-70’s who are better than ANY pitcher in MLB today, mostly because they had balls as big as church bells.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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11 months
So what’s keeping you broads from throwing yourselves at this hunk of male pulchritude?
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@JohnnyWhales3
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4 months
No need to go all the way to Italy. Everyone in the world knows you’re as dumb and crooked as the day is long.
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
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I'm traveling to Rome because the solutions to the problems facing our city, country and planet must be solved together — by sharing ideas and strategies. We will be talking infrastructure, climate change, the asylum seeker crisis and so much more. Through hard work and
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I’m in Massachusetts for my little girl’s hockey National Championship Weekend. People in Massachusetts drive as a badly or worse than Buffalonians and Pennsyltuckians. From the looks of things, the only people who visit Massachusetts come from other liberal shithole States.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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4 months
We’re all whining and gnashing our teeth over the latest #Ukraine funding boondoggle. What about the $1T #infrastructurePackage ? Are our roads any better? The internet any more secure? The grid upgraded yet?
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@JohnnyWhales3
Alfred Q Holic
6 months
N Clinton Ave 65 degrees and sunny
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Alfred Q Holic
1 year
When your City is literally on fire, your constituents are literally killing each other, starving to death, rotting, figuratively and literally, you and your fellow phony liberals decide to chill at the lake. #LetThemEatCake #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder
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Sure thing. Whatever you say I Dream of Weenie.
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@JohnnyWhales3
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2 years
Gonna be hot this week.
@aTeXan575
Templar⚔️
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Little tyke tells it Just how hot is it?? 😬🤭🙋‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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#SorryNotSorry The only way you stop this bullshit is with violence. Over the top, extreme, physical, bloody, televised, unabashed, violence. The cops need to physically pummel these punks. Four cops taking down one protester means you’ll have ten less protesters. Guaranteed.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨 #BREAKING : Chaos erupts As Pro-Palestinian Protesters try to Disrupt the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting breaking through barricades and fighting with police 📌 #Manhattan | #NewYork Currently Chaos is unfolding in midtown Manhattan, in New York City, as reports of
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Wegmans should be fun today.
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Alfred Q Holic
6 months
Tell us your #BillsMafia hat is worth more than your house without telling us your Bills hat is worth more than your house.
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Alfred Q Holic
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Look who came over for dinner last night!!
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@SimonTemplarPV I didn’t go that deep.
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Alfred Q Holic
10 months
If you live anywhere in Monroe County and you vote for Bello today, you’re voting for: Crime High taxes Inflation Bad/dead end jobs Being run by Albany and NYC Etc… AND you saying it’s ok to be lied right to your face. #HolidayInn200 #AssiniForCountyExec @MarkAssini23
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Alfred Q Holic
8 months
Get bent Lurch.
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TheBlaze
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John Kerry: "We must transition away from fossil fuels."
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10 months
If the people of #ROC are going to decide the direction of our County today, they need to take a walk or a drive up and down streets like Joseph Ave, N Clinton, Genesee St, and Lyell Ave and ask themselves who’s responsible for the wasteland the City has become? Then go vote.
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Alfred Q Holic
2 years
@Super70sSports This was the champagne of the hobo set.
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Alfred Q Holic
1 year
Someone help me with my hearing. I’ll do the math. The #RCSD announced the closing of eleven #ROC schools, citing declining enrollment, down to < 20,000 kids. Earlier, they’d announced their ‘23-‘24 budget of $1B. By my math, that’s $52,000/kid. Is my hearing ok?
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Alfred Q Holic
11 months
What does $1T in infrastructure spending look like?
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Alfred Q Holic
2 years
Any foreign countries out there lining up aid to the people of #EastPalenstine ? A concert for the people like some Euro Live Aid? Anything? Prayers? Something? Didn’t think so.
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Alfred Q Holic
7 months
The hand-picked governor of NYS. Horse Face Hochul
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@PositivelyChris
Chris
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Without Googling, can you name a famous Horse?
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5 months
Have people forgotten how to use their fucking blinkers?
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Alfred Q Holic
2 years
People are making preparations to bury loved ones who died in the #BuffaloBlizzard2022 but today’s top news stories revolve around lost luggage and cancelled flights.
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Alfred Q Holic
10 months
I swear I’m about to check out. Even to my own kids, who I’d classify as “elites” working in or toward careers in medicine and education. You’re all on you own. You’ll all be first to be enslaved when we go full socialist. You’ll be eating dogs and scraping dumpsters for food.
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Alfred Q Holic
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Don’t know about y’all, but I’ve had about enough of the entire Kelce family, including momma.
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My Peanut got slippers for Christmas and keeps them next to mine. She’s 17. Don’t know too many teens who’d do something this cool for their Dad, and my heart burst when I saw this.
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Alfred Q Holic
1 year
Watching the early local news this morning. BRAVO #ROC 👏👏👏👏👏👏 BRA-fuckin-VO!!! I lost count at SEVEN shootings, two stabbings, and at least one three-car wreck. Take a bow. #RochesterStrong #ViolenceStateOfEmergency #IndependenceDay #FourthOfJuly
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Remember when the local weather was the last item on the news? Then the #ClimateMafia took over and now we have to watch talentless slob after talentless slob try and scare us into staying home because it’s going to be…cold….in December….in #ROC ? The good ol’ days.
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Alfred Q Holic
2 years
I take back everything I said earlier about the #MigrantsVineyard and other #MigrantBus destinations in the US. Please please please please send them to every community where these limousine liberals live.
@HomoConNYC
HomoConNYC
2 years
They don’t want them.
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4 months
🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨🚨 ROCHESTER IS GOING TO START INVESTIGATING CRIME AND ENFORCING LAWS Film at 6:00 PM. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
@news10nbc
News10NBC
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BREAKING: Rochester's City Council has sent a letter to NYS Attorney General Letitia James asking for an investigation into Monroe County DA Sandra Doorley, after footage was released Friday of her interaction with Webster Police.
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2 years
@bennyjohnson Charles “In Charge” bringing the Payne!!! @cvpayne People like @GeraldoRivera and @JessicaTarlov are cute when talking about typical nonsense liberal agenda items, but this is #AmericaFirstLastAndAlways and he deserved to get clapped back.
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@13WHAM “Open your window or I’m going to break it.” Sounds like a pretty racist and brutal request.
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Lovely Warren for Monroe County DA. If we’re going to have a dismissive, corrupt hag running the legal wing of local government, we may as well go top shelf.
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Alfred Q Holic
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Skip’s and Donuts Delight. 🧐 I’m telling you….eventually the “family” that REALLY owns these places are going to get fed up and the perps will see justice they never would’ve imagined. It won’t be pretty.
@news10nbc
News10NBC
1 year
Multiple businesses broken into in Rochester and Irondequoit
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Alfred Q Holic
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For $9 I can make a helluva lot more and a helluva lot better.
@pigliondog
disobey and live
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Do any of y'all use this?
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1 year
@TheGreenOldDill If we don’t get our collective heads out of our collective asses it’ll look like that again in ‘24 on reversed.
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Alfred Q Holic
4 months
“Listen here you breakfast tamale! My son Beau DIED in the Mexican-American War. You got that Consuella? We were walking on the Empire State Building when Harry Calas asked me to sing Happy Birthday to some fire ants. Can I sniff your bowling ball?”
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Alfred Q Holic
6 months
This is My BloodBath Outfit. What is Yours…
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@CaptRochester
Captain Rochester
6 months
This is My BloodBath Outfit. What is Yours…
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Alfred Q Holic
6 months
Biden #SOTU2024 recap
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