Fortnight Tuesday, fortnight Tuesday, I know you of old, You have dropped a new episode of silver and gold! We feature Mitchell Parish, lyricist extraordinary, for a second episode fully 4 and a half years after his first. Tune in and hear the words!
Rachel Maddow is laying it out right now and it's devastating. A SITTING U.S. SENATOR was warned by the FBI that the propaganda he was pushing was from an operation RUN by Russian Intelligence and he said thanks and kept doing exactly what he'd been doing.
#ImpeachRonJohnson
Dear Marco Rubio, someone used an insane mob, that he built with lies, to destroy the democratic system of government. FIVE people died in the ensuing rebellion. It isn't vengeance. It's accountability. Investigating Benghazi 11 times, that was vengeance. Got it sorted now?
As a Canadian born person, watching this debate, I can't stop thinking, "What the hell does Bobby Orr see in this dumb felon running for president?" Seriously, WHAT?
My mother passed away this morning. She was 90 years old. She fell on Monday and broke her hip and her wrist. She had hip surgery on Tuesday and it was too much. She died of a heart attack. It was quick and merciful. May her soul rest. She was the best person I ever knew.
“How can the Prime Minister, in good conscience, go to Japan for a funeral when a lethal hurricane threatens the Maritimes??”
24 hours later
“Trudeau insults Allies by skipping funeral of Japanese leader just to buy votes.”
For the record, the "Trudeau-Funded Media" does not exist. It is a lie told to you because they're convinced beyond doubt you're not smart enough to know it's a lie.
This is what really surprises me, the hatred of Trudeau. A completely middle-of-the-road guy who's probably a little overwhelmed by the job. Disagree? Sure. But the hatred? The REMARKABLE hatred? I don't get that. Because there's no reason to hate him.
We now fully understand that there is nothing that could happen in the world that Canadian Conservative politicians wouldn’t see as an opportunity to smear the currently elected government.
Mr. Poilievre, what's your plan?
"Trudeau is a communist."
Proof? What is communism?
"I will remove the gatekeepers."
"Who are the gatekeepers and how will you remove them and from where?
"I will make housing affordable."
How will you do that?
"Trudeau is a communist."
I grew up in a Canadian household and my parents were Conservatives, but back then Conservatives weren't the kind of people who would see a pandemic that was killing thousands of people as an opportunity to make their political opponents look bad, as they do now.
#differenttimes
Let's be honest, for the Trudeau haters, he's divisive because he was elected. He's really divisive because he was elected a second time , and he's the most divisive PM ever because he exists on the same planet as they do. Stop trying to make it anything more. They're children.
@BrentBozell
Thanks Brent. Could you give us a list of the crimes (Excluding statutory rape, of course) that WOULD make you decline to support a Republican candidate? You know, just for later reference. Thanks again.
If you really think Trudeau is a Marxist, then three things are true:
1. You're really, REALLY easy to con.
2. You don't actually know what a Marxist is.
and
3. I'm Spartacus.
@benshapiro
No, Ben. Obama being black is how we got Trump. People in the US being just monumentally stupid is how we got Trump. With a lot of help from propaganda-whores like you and smart Russians who understood how vulnerable a nation of gullible idiots really is.
So some poll says that a majority of Canadians think the country is broken? Does that mean Canada actually is broken?
Here's a hint: NO, it doesn't.
It means someone is trying to influence how YOU think with some bullshit poll.
You're welcome.
Anyone supporting Poilievre and the CPC care to expound on why the Conservatives DID NOT ATTEND briefings on election interference? Because I have a couple of theories.
31 years ago today, I did the Tonight Show for the first time.
27 years ago today, I got sober.
Yesterday I did my first live club set in almost 2 years.
#KeepComingBack
I confess to being curious as to how many Conservative Albertans are angry at Jason Kenney for the current world oil price, since they used to think it was controlled by the premier, didn't they?
Just curious, could you do your job if people were driving up and down your street with signs saying FUCK YOU as they screamed FUCK YOU at you 24/7? If everything you did was considered a complete fucking scandal by coworkers, could you do YOUR job? Well, Justin Trudeau CAN.
I don't know who's advising you, Peter, but the advice is stupid and it's coming from idiots. Do you have any actual policy disagreements you could latch on to, you giant flaming hypocrite?
From all of us who got vaccinated and boosted and wore masks and did everything we could to be a community, and who are so, so , SO fucking tired of all of this, I'd like to personally thank Novak Djokovic for being SUCH a self important, ego-driven horse's ass.
I find it fascinating that the people who tell me to "do your own research" are also, to a man, the same people who instantly believe anything Pierre Poilievre says.
@davidmweissman
It isn't polarization anymore. They hate us viscerally. They want us all dead. Prager, Levin, Elder, Gorka, Carlson, and especially Hannity are the greatest salespeople of hate in a century. THEY WANT US DEAD.
@WFCChurch
Good. The school doesn't allow shirts that trash other students for how they were born. By the way, Warrior, Christ never said a word about homosexuality being a sin. And you know why? Because it isn't.
#Youdistortreligion
I urge everyone who takes their life advice from Ricky Schroeder to get on this, because I believe this is the same Costco I go to, and I would truly appreciate shorter lines.
There is nothing you need to know about Andrew Scheer more than this absolutely true Headline: Scheer Defends Made-up Claim That Liberals, NDP Will Hike GST."
He made it up out of thin air, and now he's defending it. The thing he MADE UP.
What else do you need to know?
"Trudeau is a Marxist!"
"No, he isn't."
"So you voted for that racist Marxist?"
"I've never voted for him."
"But you defend him."
"Not defending him. I'm disagreeing with you."
"Typical woke leftist, no facts."
"What facts do you have?"
"For a comedian, you're not funny."
@SenTedCruz
Listen Ted, this is just a suggestion. Get off Twitter, resign from the Senate, go away and don’t come back. It would make the country better.
@DineshDSouza
A man confronts an unapologetic racist in a fishing tackle store. What's shocking about it? What would you charge the man with? Excessive truth-telling? Overzealous statement of fact?
@rebeccamakkai
during the depression, My grandmother custom made clothes for the children of a doctor in exchange for healthcare for her family, and the children of a dentist for dental care, and several other professional people's kids in barter for goods and services.
Tell you what, dude. You tell me exactly what critical race theory is, chapter and verse, A to Z, and THEN you can talk about why you don't think it should be taught to kids in public school.
Dear Poilievre supporters. I get that you don't like Trudeau, or even hate him so viscerally it poisons you, but seriously, do you have any idea how fucking simpleminded Pierre thinks you are? Indeed, is SURE you are?
@WalshFreedom
We need some things read into the record whether Republicans give a fuck about them or not; some facts to be recorded whether Republicans give a fuck about them or not. And we need to follow rules made by the founders even though we know Republicans don't give a fuck about them.
Could you do your job if anything you did caused people to call you evil, and say you were a traitor? If literally everything you did was treated with SCREAMS of "SCANDAL!!"? Could you do your job if people spewed visceral hatred in your face 24/7?
Well, Justin Trudeau can.
Tell me again why Poilievre is so high in the polls...and then tell me if you'd be fine with this if it was Trudeau spending the taxpayer's money on the same thing. ANd have a nice day.
@ArfinNathaniel
@PierrePoilievre
Poilievre has spent $8.5 MILLION on advertising vs $381,000 Liberal, $42,000 NDP. $85,000+ on IT services. It's blatantly obvious Poilievre doesn't know how to be fiscally responsible, doesn't know how to budget & spends extravagantly. Poilievre spends money like crazy
Okay, I've seen the family Christmas photo with everyone holding rifles a few times today, but I didn't realize until now that it was a CONGRESSMAN. An ELECTED representative. Republicans, serious question: What the fuck is wrong with you assholes?
I just watched Wab Kinew's victory speech and I am so grateful I lived long enough to see it. He is inspiring and I seriously doubted that inspiring people could get elected anymore. Well done Manitoba! This expatriate salutes you.
We're at O'Toole's headquarters, Ian, and we think we just saw Jason Kenney serving chips and salsa to those gathered. Why he was in assless chaps, we don't know. Back to you.
#CdnElection2021
I don't know if I can say this as forcefully as it needs to be said, but Robert Kennedy Jr. is out of his mind. Literally insane. If you listen to and/or follow him, you're following a person who is batshit to the fourth power.
I’ve given this a lot of thought and I think it’s safe to say now that, until the election in the US (and the election in Canada), everything the Republicans and the Conservatives say about the Democrats or the Liberals and what they’re going to do will be pure horseshit.
@CNN
He was stopped for not having a license plate, which he actually DID have. They HAD NO REASON to command him to get out of the car. NO REASON. He never threatened them IN ANY WAY. Teaching moment, my ASS. Fuck this noise.
Cut the Cons, Prune the Pierre, Reject the Racists, Ditch Doug Ford, Dump Danielle, Lose The Lies, Axe the Hacks, Float the Boats, and TAKE OFF THAT IDIOTIC COWBOY HAT, you fake.
The only people truly offended by France's little Da Vinci parody, screaming "it makes a mockery of Christianity!", are the people who make a mockery of Christ and his teachings every single day by hating everything they don't understand.
Some actual Democratic plots:
1: Plot to let every citizen vote.
2: Plot to make businesses pay workers a living wage.
3: Plot to make corporations and the richest people pay their actual share of taxes.
4: Plot to help the planet by switching to renewable energy.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@MLB
Try identifying as a human, Mike. As a human with compassion for others trying to survive in their own way. Stop trying to be funny, or relevant, because you've never been either.
Sitting on our couch, my daughter asks my wife, "Who's my favorite comedian?" (I'm sitting less than four feet away.) Then she smiles, "It's
@pattonoswalt
! I've laughed at EVERY one of his specials." I debate telling her she should move out, then slink away.
Jake Tapper is right, Unvaccinated Americans, and Trumpists don't react well to scolding. Or teaching. Or learning. Or facts. Or community. Or data. Or science. Or people voting.
@WendyRogersAZ
So you like racist names for sports teams, racist food products, and people who tried to destroy the United States because the gov't said they couldn't keep slaves. But you don't like traitors. Right. Got it now.
@AZ_Brittney
Believe in? No. I believe THAT two consenting adults should be able to enter into a marriage contract recognized by the state no matter their gender. Marriage isn’t a goddamn religion. It’s a contract.
@JesseKellyDC
Too bad he said something that gave you an opportunity to not answer his question. If you think people who disagree with you are your enemies, then you’re lost. Which is sad.
The sad truth is that Poilievre supporters are just damned lucky to have someone like Justin Trudeau leading the nation. Not that they'll ever realize that, because self-reflection and admitting you CAN be wrong is something that only adults are capable of.
@Acyn
No indictments, no indictments, no indictments , no indictments, no indictments, no indictments.
Has anyone ever been indicted for misusing an e-mail server,
@Hannity
, you f***ing hack?
Diane Therrien, Mayor of Peterborough, Ontario, said it so well. "You can't reason with unreasonable people. You have to speak with them on their level, and that's what I did."
Just my opinion, but we'd be better off if more elected leader told f**kwads to f**k off.
No Conservative Party in Canada is serious about anything except gaining power through no-idea, no-policy, appeal-to-racism, scorched-earth. Everything is an opportunity to lie, scream and foment hatred, which is the only thing the CPC is good at. Period.
The BC Conservatives don't seem to be a serious party. They're just tapping into populism to get elected on a platform of denial. We elect them at our peril.
@johnrich
@elonmusk
All your tweet proves is you know nothing about Liberals. Everything you think you know has been fed to you with a spoon, and is bullshit.
@JohnCornyn
@WSJopinion
No it isn’t. It’s a fact check expose’ of a justice whose behaviour, were he a Liberal, you would find objectionable. You make your nation worse by toeing this enormously hypocritical line.
Jeremy Hotz was the
#1
comedian in Ottawa the first year they had a club. Hard hitting, angry comedy. Then one amateur night a guy signed up and from the moment Norm MacDonald walked on that stage, he was
#1
. And there was only one of him. Ever. RIP, comedian.
Too soon. Too soon.
@ofctimallen
It's just an idea. The awareness that other people exist with different needs and stories than yours. The most telling fact seems to be how much it bothers you that people are that aware.