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John Sharkman

2 years

As you can see on the video, (filmed on a bench in Staten Island, randomly) I smell what @TheRock is cookin’ #LetsGoLeafs

CBC News: The National

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The Rock surprised Maple Leafs fans not just by showing up to a game, but with a new take on a classic chant he used to fire up the crowd #TheMoment

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

Uh oh … not a good sign for the Vikes #SKOL

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1 year

You can get this hoodie at a high end sneaker and vintage shop in Shibuya Tokyo for $230.

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John Sharkman

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4 years

Tony Wet Spot.

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9 years

I'm not into fantasy football, but my friend Bearcat's league makes the last place guy re-take the ACT at a high school & they tailgate it.

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John Sharkman

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2 years

This exact woman somehow lives in every single town in Stearns County.

Adam Patrick

@adampatrickNFL

2 years

BY FAR the best reaction to the Eric Kendricks fumble recovery TD from the #Vikings win over the #Bills

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John Sharkman

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5 years

Airing of the grievances: @StOlaf - Anderson mad at losing @HamlineU - Mad UST taking Law students @StKate - Mad UST taking nursing students @AugsburgU - Mad at losing but fiercely acting like it’s not them 🙄 @CarletonCollege - Mad sports exist @Macalester - Mad at capitalism

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

90’s kid retirement plan.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

John is already watching film in heaven with his new team of old Johnnies. His positive impact on his thousands of players will continue to inspire in this world for generations as those lessons are passed along every day. I’m forever grateful and profoundly heartbroken.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Meanwhile, in Canada 🇨🇦 ...

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I hope St. Thomas beats the Oles, Pipers, and Auggie Tech by 200 points each.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

7 years

Stood up to cheer for Gibby off the mound for great game & Bartolo randomly popped his head out the dugout and flipped this and I can't even

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

One pound of lasagna and one book full of stories with Uncle Pat in Utica, NY @Patrick_Reusse

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

When the Twins are good it completely changes the tone of the summer for the better in so many ways and I love it so damn much.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Huge move by the @Twins to not cave. That’s the real story. They didn’t kowtow to the bad faith bullshit of the Red Sox. 50 bonus points for front office.

Star Tribune Sports

@StribSports

5 years

The #mntwins are pulling out of the megadeal and will keep Brusdar Graterol, reports @LaVelleNeal

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

8 years

I'm only on chapter 5 of The Cheesecake Factory menu so please no spoilers.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Don’t get it twisted. I’m a Johnnie. I don’t even really like St. Thomas. I mean I like them more than Bethel but everyone does. But they’re family and in families you work out differences in better ways than disowning them like a petulant jerkbaby @StOlaf

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

My Dad wildly overspent rural teacher money to scalp tickets for Game 6 so we could go the “The Cities” and see this game a week after my 14th birthday and it will always be the greatest day in my life with my Pops ❤️.

The Twins Almanac

@TwinsAlmanac

4 years

#MNTwins center fielder Kirby Puckett made one heckuva catch on this date in 1991. Back is Puckett, he's at the fence, he leaps up ... he caught it! Oh, what a catch! #Poetry

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

7 years

Happy Vikings NFC Championship Game Day Eve to those who celebrate. We open beers the night before in my house. #Skol

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

There’s a lot wrong with a lot of things in Wisconsin obviously but the tailgating atmosphere for opposing fans is best in class. 1) You won’t be murdered in the parking lot and 2) some friendly sausage-fingered Packer fan will probably offer you a brewski or a brat.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

It was a fun ass summer watching this #MNTwins team. August alone, just crushing corn on the cob and watching a division race. This season will end up looking like a prequel. Add some pitching and it’ll be fine. Pitchers and catchers report in 127 days. ✌️

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Lying sack of shit.

Michael Holmes

@holmescnn

4 years

#Trump - "I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic." #coronavirus #COVID19

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

I tweeted about John Gagliardi all day yesterday and none of them were about having an NCAA record 489 wins, 4 national championships, 30 conference titles. 113 All-Americans and 22 Academic All-Americans. They were all about life lessons. Put your head around that.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

There’s never been a worse time to exist as a reasonable person.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

Bruh we are not gonna do this.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

“Let’s Roll” still gives me goosebumps. I’d like to believe that Tom was the first guy John looked for when he got up there 🙏🏻 Thank you, Tom #RIP Go Johnnies #SJU1

Saint John's Athletics

@SJUJohnnies

6 years

Tom Burnett ’85 made the ultimate sacrifice when he and others rushed the cockpit of United Flight 93, forcing the plane to crash in Pennsylvania, avoiding our nation’s capital. This is his soph. @SJUFootball photo from '82 #NeverForget #September11th #d3fb

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

One of the crunchiest side notes of the NFL Draft today is that Ben Bartch will hear his name called for the Draft in one of St. Joseph’s iconic shitty houses on the circuit, Blarney Stone.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

It’s a shame that so many WW2 veterans who stormed Normandy to defeat fascism aren’t alive to slap the shit out of their grandsons.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

Killer is coming home with me.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

9 years

They rent a party bus to tailgate a 27 year old taking a test with high school kids. Incredible.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

If you’re looking for positive Minnesota football news, SJU’s Ben Bartch is a rookie 4th rounder playing right guard right now for the Jags.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Someone sent me this today and I’d never seen it before and I’ll tell ya what - it really makes me miss John. 20 years ago we were in Texas and kicked the shit out of Hardin-Simmons on this weekend in the national semifinals. I wish I remember what he said here to make me smile.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

7 years

Chopped it up w/ @johnkriesel #skol

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

I miss the urgency of renting a Nintendo game for a snowy weekend when I was in like 6th grade because we played it nonstop to reach maximum value of something that cost $2.99.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Open message to those of you who have gone to the effort to tweet about how you won’t be watching because you’re mad online about a path to equality (despite no one caring about what you do) - when you’re watching Vikes/Pack anyway, make sure to dip your hypocrisy in ranch. #Skol

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Leave Facebook. Knowing everyones’ birthdays isn’t worth having an anvil on your chest.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I don’t want to hear from this monster. Inappropriate to give a platform to someone who should be dropped into the middle of the ocean.

WCCO | CBS News Minnesota

@WCCO

5 years

Accused Jayme Closs kidnapper Jake Patterson talked exclusively with WCCO. Tune in at 5 p.m. for more. |

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

Buffalo baptism into #BillsMafia for @DanaWessel

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

Why I joined The Athletic (for a day): Because John Gagliardi is the greatest football coach in the history of the game and taught us everything we know.

The Athletic Minnesota

@TheAthleticMIN

6 years

"I'm going to play every play trying to prove him right. That's John's genius. Trust your players." A tribute to @SJUJohnnies legend John Gagliardi, from just one of the thousands of players whose lives he impacted. 🔓 for all, from @JohnSharkman :

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

“Let’s Roll”

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

It’s not a credible list without my old ball coach John Gagliardi. 489 wins, 4 national championships and didn’t hit in practices, a visionary whose strategic approach is now being emulated across football @finebaum

Paul Finebaum

@finebaum

5 years

Do you agree with this list? Who would you put in?

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

Turns out he did have to grow up and get a job.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

On Eagles Wings was the one track at church when I was I kid that I didn’t have to search through those ultra-thin pink pages in the missal to pretend to follow along because it was a f*cking banger and I went full-pump.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

There will never be another man like John Gagliardi. He was old as long as I knew him. I thought he would just stay old forever. Legends aren’t supposed to die. I miss him already. Long day needs to end. Thanks for being a sounding board ❤️

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Demolition started on St. Mary’s in Melrose today. Built in 1907 by German immigrants with spires that gave our town identity, sadly burned by a 13 year old dipshit. I can’t believe it’s coming down. From Baptism to Confirmation and altar boy in between. Lot of childhood. RIP

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Farside best side.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

I bought this @JustinTrudeau shirt in Reykjavik.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Category 5 drunk, which few people have ever heard of. No one has seen anything like it.

Bert in Buffalo

@bertfarlender

5 years

I think I can speak for the entire city of Minneapolis in saying we’re glad “The Herd” is on it’s way home. @NDSUathletics @NDSUfootball

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John Sharkman

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5 years

If I’m St. Thomas I’m spending a cool mil on this year’s Christmas Choir concert. Block out the sun in the choir market. Fly in Placido Domingo. Make it the most opulent ever. Win singing 97-0 too.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

Early retirement for dogs? They aren’t forced to work any more? They can just fetch and jump into lakes while you rip a J and smile at them? Sounds ideal.

Heartland Signal

@HeartlandSignal

2 years

Minnesota State Sen. John Jasinski (R) argues against legalizing marijuana because it will result in early retirement for drug-sniffing dogs: "The police dog discussion ... that's a big issue."

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

Man, that coat. Haven’t even gotten in the door of the church and I’m holding ‘em back.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I see a lot of people bitching and complaining about the Twins on this website so here’s my take: just shut up because no one cares what any of you think. Just watch the rest of the season and see what happens.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

When I was a senior I was captain of the St. John’s football team. In fact, every senior player on the team was a captain. John thought it would look good on a resume. It does.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I’m really excited to watch Gophers/Penn State in Vegas next weekend but anyone who legitimately thinks it should be featured on Gameday over #1 vs #2 should go to the doctor.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

When I was in college I went on a kick where I sent letters to people of things I was into and obviously I was super into @Wendys Super Value Menu #tbt My college house has been called The Power House since the ‘60’s and this pic hung proudly behind our bar.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

RIP, John ❤️ 🐐

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

Was in Minneapolis recently in a hotel elevator w/2 collegey dudes and I said hello and the guy said “I recognize you” and I was like ah hell now what and he said “I played for Bethel. You’re that guy who chirps us all the time on Twitter.” Shout out to that dude.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

The first thing you learned about was hazing and how if there was any of it, you were done - and this was before it was universally condemned. John had the seniors take freshman out, treat them well, show them they’re part of something positive. That perpetuated of course.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

The most joyful person in my family, despite countless challenges that would level almost anyone I know, has Downs. As today is the day we recognize folks like Ry, commit to calling people out for saying the R word. Not funny. Not ok. End it.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

Happy 75th birthday to my chosen uncle @Patrick_Reusse - a country kid who became a storyteller for the ages and showed country kids like me that stories mattered even in “The Cities.” Like John Gagliardi, I have some special stories about Uncle Pat ...

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

If you grew up country back in the day imagine what your VFW baseball coach would’ve done if he took you off the mound and you threw it over the fence. Whatever happened would be considered self-defense in Stearns County. And the ride home with your Dad would’ve been worse.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

You love to see it.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

That was one of most insane football games I’ve ever seen live. #skol

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

After that bullshit performance I don’t think the Vikings will be on Gameday either.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

2 years

First time back at John Gagliardi’s lake house since he passed. Miss my ol’ ball coach every day. Was pretty cathartic staying there last night and reminiscing. I learned more from him than anyone. He was the greatest ever.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Raccoon Industry night had 2-for-1’s on our patio last night and this morning, apparently. Sicko just sat there and watched. Menace to Society.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

Continental breakfast in Nebraska is like seeing the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

8 years

Everyone is going thru somethin' all the time. Most of the time you never know. Was reminded of the power of kindness today. It costs $0.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

8 years

Dear Canada, Sorry about Dwayne Wade. Please don't burn our White House again. We have enough sh*t going on. Thx, Americans @bruce_arthur

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

As an homage to my personal hero/idol/spiritual guide, I came to @Bourdain favorite place in Rome - Roma Sparita - to get this dish, cacio e pepe that "could be the greatest thing in the history of the world." Eyes welled. Wine enjoyed. Heart full.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

When you let kindergarteners name streets.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Nora is sick so I showed the receptionist her Ontario health card and then waited 5 minutes, saw a doctor and got her a prescription. Then we left and she’s on her way to recovery. No paperwork, insurance, no nonsense. It’s wild up here 🇨🇦

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I’m so proud of St. John’s football and especially of my buddy @jerdy002 . There’s no program in America like it and we are all ride or die with our guys. If we raise the bar every year, the next generation will want to be a part of it and bring it to new heights. That’s the plan.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Still racing back in time from Asia concluding this 21 day, 3 continent journey. Flying over the Minnesota homeland now. Thanks for following along. And if I annoyed you I’m sorry - this is my therapy. It’s a free website. I wish you the best on your journey.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

I’m not going to complain about how much money Cousins got. That was the market and it’s not my money anyway so I don’t care. I just would prefer he wouldn’t fumble so often.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

*And they ruined the conference so everyone hates them.

St. Olaf Athletics

@StOlafAthletics

5 years

FINAL | @OLEFOOTBALL 36, Carleton 19 - The 🐐 🏆 stays on the west side of the Cannon River for the sixth-straight year! #OlePride #UmYahYah #DefendTheHill #MIAC #d3fb

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

Tailgate enthusiasts united 💯

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 years

Great to meet the one and only @JohnSharkman

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

7 years

David Morgan looks like an enthusiastic fan who tailgates hard AF and comes to games dressed in full pads and uniform. Like they just plucked him out of the corner of the Vikings end zone.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

SJU plays Bethel today. The reason I hate their program so much is due to the hypocrisy of all their “God this, God that” pandering while being the dirtiest team in the league. Twisting ankles in pile-ups, cheap shots - ask anyone in the league and they’ll tell you. Garbage. 🗑

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

Happy Johnnie/Tommie Eve to those who celebrate. Jackson Erdmann got some competition from an old man today but we sorted it out over dinner. It’s his team now but he knows all of John’s players will be with them tomorrow.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

6 years

Looking forward to drafting defense again in round 1, trading up for a kicker, let’s do this shit again fam.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

7 years

Best case scenario: Packers sign Kaep and their sausage-fingered fans burn their worthless stock, fulfilling the prophecy.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

No matter how early you leave, you’re not getting out of #StearnsCounty without bacon & eggs. My Mom is undefeated.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

The game of football is based on having 4 Downs to get 10 yards. Having one play is (somehow) much dumber than a hockey shootout in the NHL.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

3 years

Boy, I really don’t like college football OTs ending with a 2-point conversion competition. Too random after a 4-hour battle.

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John Sharkman

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4 years

I didn’t imagine a time in which my Dad would look like he’s on M*A*S*H* and my mom look like she’s going to rob a Michael’s.

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

4 years

St. John’s Football rules. Go Johnnies and Ben Bartch today!

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

3 years

They are simply living their lives, not lurking. That’s where they live.

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

Shark watch: Huge great whites lurking off the New York and Cape Cod coasts

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John Sharkman

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3 years

Jobs, ranked: 1. Guy driving bulldozer moving Earth to unclog Suez canal 2. Guy on the ground talking to driver 3. Lookout Guy

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6 years

One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard was a questionable pass interference call on SJU. John motioned the ref over. “Can I get penalized for what I think?” The official said, “Well, no, John.” “Good because I think that call was <redacted>” Ref stood there speechless. Lol.

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4 years

Jacksonville’s fan base just doubled as Stearns County just became Jaguar territory. Overjoyed for Ben Bartch. Such a great guy. I know John is smiling down today 🙏🏻.

NFL Draft

@NFLDraft

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Round 4, No. 116 overall: @Jaguars select St. John's OT Ben Bartch. #NFLDraft

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2 years

Can’t believe sunrises are free.

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John Sharkman

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5 years

I can’t imagine a scenario in which someone would have spiked a ball playing for John Gagliardi. One time someone did a modestly exaggerated fist-pump after a touchdown and it was rewound 15 times in the film session with John’s commentary escalating exponentially each time.

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John Sharkman

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6 years

Talked to @BrianDozier the other day when the Twins were in Toronto. Signed some balls for kids, chatted about dog costumes, this and that. I hope he’s a Twin again someday but either way he’s an all-timer. One of the best dudes. Hope he gets a ring to wear in the deer stand.

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John Sharkman

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4 years

The baby blue uniforms the Twins wore last night are nothing short of spectacular and the toughest part is deciding whose jersey of several guys I like to get 📸 @bracehemmelgarn

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

Came up to Brooten, MN tonite to support my buddy Daman in the passing of his Pops. Kenny was a legendary storyteller - best of the best. Solid gold. Went to his fave Padua Pub for their famous Friday night buffet. Country as country comes.

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John Sharkman

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4 years

First time I met Tom Hanneman I walked up to him and said, “Thank you very much” He said, “You’re welcome but for what?” And I told him that my Grandma would see him on TV and think it was me and she would call me to tell me I/he did such a nice job. So I thanked him #RIPHanny

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John Sharkman

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6 years

The Gophers dominated. Faalele was unbelievable. Johnson is an NFL player and showed it in a big game. Ibrahim rips 224 and Morgan managed well. Defense stayed on keys and shut down a difficult offense for which to prepare. Rossi is legit. Pret-tay damn good.

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@JohnSharkman

4 years

I haven’t seen this much hot @MaxWCCO action since The Sports Show. Pretty dope to see him bringing it this week 💯

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John Sharkman

@JohnSharkman

5 years

You know all the guys in high school who thought they were so badass (you may be one of them) and they took senior pictures with their cars? I was a human middle finger to that in Stearns County and that’s just one reason I was so punchable.

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7 years

23 Jump Street: Fort Myers Beach

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