💬 @dejiverse Twitter profile

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@dejiverse

8 months

DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.

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@flxwlxxxx

8 months

What opinion about dating will have you like this ?

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@dejiverse

7 months

He knows , he was a carpenter.

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@dejiwontmiss

7 months

Furniture is so damn expensive, Jesus Christ ! 😭

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@dejiverse

8 months

Comforting sad people.

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@anemnro

8 months

What is the most basic thing you are terrible at?

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@dejiverse

8 months

Putting your phone away while we’re having a conversation.

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@JoyisBackAgain

8 months

Little things that are not so little?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@REDSEASHAWTY So God ?

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@dejiverse

7 months

Imagine a thief stealing your phone and getting your airpods for free 😂

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@dejiverse

7 months

Finally being able to provide for your parents.

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@dejiverse

8 months

18/01/24 - The 18th day in the first month of the year 2024. 01/18/24 - ?????

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@dejiverse

7 months

@Leago_km that “oh my days” tells me everything I need to know , bro was bewildered 😂

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@dejiverse

9 months

@LadyBugAssassin “I don't know what to do with all this food” The dog:

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@dejiverse

7 months

If you know you know.

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@bigdaddyvinz

8 months

Hot girls have that one necklace they never take off

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@dejiverse

8 months

@SireUltra It's giving main character syndrome.

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@dejiverse

7 months

“Being Nigerian is a massive flex, ion make the rules 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬” 📍 Ontario Canada.

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@dejiagain

7 months

Bruh , what's even the Nigerian dream ?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@itszaeok This did not bring back rom-coms, it's just cringe and it's not the good kind of cringe.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Tokyo_Trev Your landlord is living on the edge , paycheck to paycheck. 😂

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@dejiverse

8 months

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@dejiverse

8 months

DINA☆

@thisisdinaaaaaa

8 months

It still annoys me that 3.5gp and 4.49gp are both second class upper... I regret ever getting to 4.47 man💔💔

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@dejiverse

8 months

@juneau13 No. I say 18 of Jan 2024 like a normal human being.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@elitelife_kd 2 days after taking a sip:

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@dejiverse

8 months

This thread belongs in an Internet Hall of Fame Museum. Who won ? 1/3

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@temiszn

8 months

What’s the craziest interaction you’ve seen on this App ?

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@dejiverse

9 months

@OBlezzings Next time , don't forget to pack his diapers, wipes , toys, cerelac and wheel chair cos he has to be a handicapped baby for this to be okay.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@jErk Maybe you're just starved of physical touch.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@koralinadean "2013 humour" that's just her personality.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Slowburn_22 A man that loves you would never post you like this.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Nellythamenace The "legal" on the cake make this even more disturbing.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Scotts1026 Bro there's always that 2 secs of confusion every time I see it written like that.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@zandisiiwezwane Bro's trousers is playing "the floor is larva".

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Elleeethia Confirming she's not in a good place and still decided to kick her out is so unchristian like.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Sin_Salt AI or not people need to stop dropping out of high school except for very serious reasons. That's the lowest form of education everyone should have.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@HairWeaveKiilla That's an insane clutch from him.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@ItsAthee_ What do expect from a someone that takes you to a hotel to fuck ?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@temiszn Omg that's crazy ! I totally didn't know

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@dejiverse

8 months

@ItsMrsPlugg Why didn't you come with your toast ?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@BaileyCarlin How strongly I want to hold on to my mental health this year.

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@dejiverse

7 months

Finding the right meme to respond to someone in the GC before the topic changes.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@uchesdrive “you think you're doing me , you're doing yourself” as an adult, I've realized they were absolutely right.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@REDSEASHAWTY I get bored performing to my imaginary audience in my room. They do about a gazillion show , I'm sure they get bored too.

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@dejiverse

7 months

@_WarrenMac It's no longer a theory. It's been tested and proven true numerous times in the last 6 months, it's a Law.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@samstaydipped Then you realize why she's been single for so long.

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@dejiverse

8 months

The age of consent should be 20. if they have “teen” in their age, they’re not an adult.

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@Augusthing_

8 months

What opinion about S£X will have you like this?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@wrenneedsrest @hellahellaomega Don't mind me , I'm just going to sit in the bathtub with a toaster. 😩

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@dejiverse

7 months

Not a movie scene but Toph discovering metal bending >>>

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@vinzccent

7 months

Show me that one perfect movie scene

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@dejiverse

8 months

@TheIgboWolf Was it between the hours of 3am and 5am ?

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@dejiverse

8 months

About to buy this sandal , does it look nice ?

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@dejiverse

8 months

@xWhyySoSerious He's lucky it wasn't a cat.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@BrightLikeSunny Cos I kow I'll accidentally moan , lick a finger or two and the plate's definitely getting licked clean.

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@dejiverse

8 months

This is a “be a lady” thread. Reply with things you think women do that are out of line 👍🏾

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@dejiverse

8 months

@_fuego98 Even the women are tired lol.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@freckledn No, it's a choice they made. You're kinda absolving them of the crime by saying they're born like that. Besides if you dig deep , you'll find that every races has practiced a version of this , white people being the most successful in recent history.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@blaijankisola To fuel their ego.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@respawnedtarga1 .

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@dejiverse

8 months

@arvofart I don't understand why rich people get defensive when you point out their privilege while they're being oblivious of it.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@chrisporkerwebb He was completing side quests. 😂

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@dejiverse

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@TaoFeek182 It was the family business.

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@dejiverse

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@catjadaa

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@dejiverse

9 months

@smoke_nd_pearlz Why didn't he leave after he said he was going to pick up other people. I wouldn't risk that 😂

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@dejiverse

7 months

You think your father would be an artisan 2000 years ago and you'd have a say in your career choice ? Bros J probably started his apprenticeship the moment he took his first step.

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@dejiverse

7 months

For everyone saying it was his father, read Mark 6 vs 3.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@javioffa30 "why is this happening to me right now"

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@dejiverse

8 months

@SpecShadow @DaveOshry What's the issue ? Just don't use it. If i could skip Demolition man 13 years ago , I would have been a happier teenager.

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@dejiverse

8 months

I'm just clueless on what to say cos I feel like all the common ones are cliche. I just listen and say I'm sorry at the end 😭

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@dejiverse

8 months

@buttanyc_ The way he kept sniffing his hand after grabbing her ass

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@dejiverse

8 months

@TatyRAW Why are you exposing her ? You could have blurred her picture and name.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@KimberlyNFoster Good news doesn't sell.

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@dejiverse

8 months

Works like magic.

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@temiszn

8 months

Therapy is cost. Any other alternative?

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@dejiverse

8 months

Here 😭

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@ily2Chris

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Wetin 10k wan teach person for school self

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@dejiverse

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@UsurpedPoetGee And then act surprised when he starts to hate her.

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@dejiverse

7 months

@mister_ade5 Being patriotic from afar >>>

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@dejiverse

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@shestillslump

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@dejiverse

8 months

@Jag_ubani Banana to the other fruits:

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@dejiverse

9 months

@theereal_one To make matters worse , they've got no job too.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@_OgStu I need this question answered now more than ever.

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@dejiverse

9 months

@Sin_Salt Spot on. I watch his video on 2x speed and get caught up on a whole days worth of drama in 5 mins.

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@dejiverse

8 months

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@dejiverse

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@AdamCTE_ Reminds me of this video 😭

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@dejiverse

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@xm_muva Whatever happened to congratulations ?

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@dejiverse

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@_theBRIGGS Double experience.

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@dejiverse

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@CultureCrave He'll do everything but finish the books.

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@dejiverse

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@SantsRNTL He was bidding his time

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@dejiverse

8 months

I know it’s frowned upon and not “traditional.” But living together before marriage is essential to test compatibility. You don’t truly know a person until you live under the same roof.

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@preshbaby01

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What opinion on relationships will have you like this?

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@dejiverse

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@s2pmuni You miss a day and she's cheating on you the next day.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@EyesoXyn This app has normalized being horrible people and it's sad.

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@dejiverse

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@j9trappin This could have gone from bad to worse easily. Someone could've hit the baby , she could have slipped and hit her head, now you're catching a murder charge.

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@dejiverse

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@violentfeminist One thing getting burned severally has taught me is to never lend your "friends" money you can't let go of.

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@dejiverse

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@Bot56140565 Damn !

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@dejiverse

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@blossom_bie @sheymanishere You're on the right side of history.

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@dejiverse

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@rahsh33m Took me a while to get it 😂

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@dejiverse

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@NiceThingsz @REDSEASHAWTY If you believe a random inconvenience is saving you from harm , it shouldn't be hard to believe an entity is behind it.

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@dejiverse

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@DeltyThe73rd You just know you're the side character when your opponent does this 😂

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@dejiverse

8 months

I used to deliberately make watery beans, seive out the excess water so I could use it as soup to eat eba.

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@temiszn

8 months

what's your worst "Sapa moment" in the university???

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@dejiverse

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🤣🤣🤣

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@dejiverse

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@sog_pink It's not like i can't relate, it's just that my preferred way of dealing with sadness is isolation, so I'm not familiar with what others would want.

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@dejiverse

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@LadyBugAssassin “put me in Coach”

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@dejiverse

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@wrenneedsrest That's so cool lol ahahaha.

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@dejiverse

8 months

@the49thstreet This song was ahead of it's time. Most of Burna's old songs are.

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@dejiverse

8 months

No man that loves and respects you will post you like this ?

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@Slowburn_22

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Bubble bath with my babe📍❤️

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@dejiverse

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@politicalth0t Her:

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@dejiverse

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@cartiercal1 “I have mad respect for myself” with your cheeks hanging out is crazy. Is he suppose to take you to go meet his family with you dressed like that ?

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@dejiverse

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@THEUN1VRSE Kids will always be kids regardless of the specie, parenting too 😂

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