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Becoming not Being . Writer with @DailyMonitor

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@JoelMukisa11
Joel Mukisa
6 years
Why does the population choose some people over others @KayihuraKale has been incarcerated for 2 months without trial. But we choose @HEBobiwine release . let's fight for all without discrimination if our struggle is genuine. @AndrewMwenda @IvanOkuda @nbstv
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Joel Mukisa
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The clan hosted the Ag. Governor BOU and discussed Monetary policy among other matters. @Kwezi_Tabaro @I_Rugambwa @tigushxmwv @tandeka_mutebi @qataharraymond
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Speeches at Makerere are about “ your excellence, your excellence..” Makerere has been shadowed by the strong man. It’s Makerere’s day not the President’s. Let’s celebrate MAK today, we missed out on a lecture today from the university’s iconic scholars.
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Appointing Patricia Mutesi as High court Judge is very good news . I have talked to legal minds young and old and they respect her immensely.
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Joel Mukisa
4 months
@SilverKayondo Pay people decent wages. Don’t say this rubbish and if a generation suffered another should not .
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
The legal costs and time wasted in this litigation could have been avoided entirely if the applicants’ advocates had discharged their duties to the expected minimum standards of professional competence. Counsel should bare the cost personally “ Justice Mubiru Simba vs Vantage
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
One of our greatest tragedies on tv shows people discuss common sense without any tools of analysis . I feel why people like @AndrewMwenda feel disoriented in these shows .
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
Tomorrow evening we’ll have space debate between @qataharraymond @AndrewMwenda and @Rushongoza on the relationship between corruption and Economic growth . 8-9pm
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@rkabushenga Robbo thinking about Arsenal's future & present 😁😁😁😁
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Justices Madrama, Musota and Elizabeth Musoke have been appointed to the supreme court. Oscar Kihika appointed as court of Appeal judge. I will write about their jurisprudence especially Musota’s. @IvanOkuda
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
When does one get the title political analyst ? Does everyone that mouthes english, speculation and conjecture about politics automatically join the club of analysts? Many of these 'analysts' have common sense opinions because they lack tools of analysis @JrTwinamatsiko
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@citizentvkenya Months ago @Dr_Samkazibwe told me Wanyonyi would eat humble pie and go back to Westlands . He also made a prediction on who the next governor would be ...
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Transition, reflecting on MK project. I come here as Tiresias a blind Prophet of Apollo in Thebes famous for clairvoyance and for being transformed into a woman for seven years. I come not to predict that Muhoozi will be president but what his Presidency may or will mean.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@ntvuganda should be serious , You host Bobi Wine on top of asking about his favorite ice cream syrup , he goes ahead to say he won the election and he is not fact checked .
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@norbertmao Thanks Nobert . Looking forward to reforms in ministry of Justice and Constitutional Affairs. Politics is not a bloodbath.
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Joel Mukisa
9 months
People in class societies love exclusion based off their class. The social mobility of others is a threat to their vision of themselves as above others.
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iAm Uncle Mo
9 months
Interestingly to enjoy B&W you have to be in a tent. Tents have their own event going on. Most even have their own music. Properly undermining the kivulu. Basically, think of it like going to church with your own Pastor.
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3 years
Someone is arrested , perhaps tortured and now labeled as gay & Rwandan fifth columnist . All scapegoats for unsettling the powers that be . Uganda is really funny …
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Where is Oloka Onyango, @bkabumba @DanOgalo Walubiri they should be moving between studios not some village MP discussing the implications of Among’s resignation!
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
@I_Rugambwa He is a Chancellor of Vice.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
Happy belated Father’s Day @AndrewMwenda
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Joel Mukisa
4 months
You speak like a trauma survivor. Success and suffering for the most part are not synonymous. There’s many people born into wealth that are successful. Many “ successful “ lawyers not successful in the true sense. Unless a second hand 204/5 Benz is the yardstick. Just be fair
@SilverKayondo
Silver Kayondo
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I actually first worked in a media house and they were paying 25k per weekly story. You might need to start there People who know what they want from life are willing to pay the price of success. This is Uganda/Africa. We are not born with trust funds. Balance black tax & growth
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@kizzabesigye1 visited Lusanja gave out 2.5m and promised legal aid .what if he had the keys to the national treasury??? Is dishing money a political or moral obligation. The difference between Mzee n KB is one is in nakasero the other isn't @AndrewMwenda @I_Rugambwa
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Joel Mukisa
7 months
Cut from the global Uganda’s public sphere debate is suffocatingly banal and “myopic” I argue
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Joel Mukisa
15 days
This space by @rkabushenga and @AndrewMwenda is what our political talk shows should be . Qualitative and wide ranging .
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
Uganda unlike Kenya is lacking a critical mass of lawyers able to influence the speedy change of the quality of the judges and judgements . Few judges have demonstrated that they are reading . This recycling has stagnated jurisprudence!
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@CanaryMugume Is Fired the right word ? Something like Shake up sounds better .
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@SimonKaggwaNjal @QuiinAbenakyo Olutalo ngalu wedde......😂😂😂😂
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
NUP’s silence on Signing the FID is loud and telling . The neophytes either lack exposure to matters policy generally or.. The way the Principal and surrogates jump on everything .It’s only amusing that they are silent @sdkafeero @Samwyri
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
M7 said he had appointed a cabinet of fishermen and women we didn’t know that Kampala was supposed to be ground zero in this fishing effort. Otherwise his fossil cabinet makes those failed state stories very true because what the hell is happening in Kampala.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@FGoloobaMutebi This is also not true largely . It may mean that he will use the state to either make favourable policy for himself or a coetrie of business persons or award himself lucrative state tenders . This very altruistic view is the reason people get disappointed when ‘heroes’ become ...
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
Finally those of us that believe in political justice as a cause have a sigh of relief . @KayihuraKale out wow regardless of who one is they deserve justice. @AndrewMwenda @qataharraymond @cobbo3 @IvanOkuda @nbstv @SolomonSerwanjj
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Joel Mukisa
5 years
Man U : Mr Google Sir how do u beat Barcelona . Messi : Mr. Google Sir don't answer that 😂😂 @tomddumba @digitaldidan @IamApass
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
The proverbial light at the end of the tunnel might be another train that’s coming to crash you 😂
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iAm Uncle Mo
1 year
SAYINGS THAT DON’T ADD UP! Full video 👉🏾
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@SilverKayondo I remember Yvonne Namaganda😭😭😭😭😭
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
@Samwyri I would extend from Western UG to Southern UG. However this argument is bereft of historical context. That both the West specifically and the South generally have enjoyed certain privileges that naturalize these subtle forms of discrimination.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@TimKalyegira @AndrewMwenda Also you Tim , those are errors anyone typing can make . Saint Tim K IV
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Joel Mukisa
1 month
You and who?
@irumanyika
Ian Rumanyika
1 month
We under estimated her
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
Why don’t UG TV’s tap into the gold mine that is @TheMutaD . Naye every time your unschooled MP’s
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@GodwinTOKO @KagutaMuseveni @norbertmao Are you a member of DP or NRM . Oba you just scandalizing as usual .
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
I wonder how non- Christians and non- Southerners feel at public ceremonies such as the #Mak73rdGrad the songs sang are Christian if ‘secular’ have Christian annotations and the performances are mostly from South of UG. It’s depressingly invisible to the organizers!.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@ntvuganda This is in line of Justice Madrama’s statist jurisprudential leaning . This doesn’t mean he works for M7 or NRM . He and Justice Musota have a statist approach and have shown an urge to expand state privileges over rights of the individual.
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@nickopiyo @PhillipKarugaba would be an ideal for law society president.
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
Crises like this should not be studied or understood as excesses or aberrations but rather as keys to understanding the FDC. Folks like @AndrewMwenda have long stated that this was a key feature of the Forum for Democratic Change.
@DailyMonitor
Daily Monitor
1 year
WATCH: @FDCOfficial1 National chairman, Wasswa Birigwa uses a ladder to jump over a wall fence at the party offices in Najjanankumbi where he was blocked from addressing journalists and 'detained' for hours. #MonitorUpdates 📹 @kakumirizi2002
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Who is producing Uganda’s discourse ? Scholars are silent , respectable elders have gone mute it’s now lanky lads that have just completed LDC , influencers whose ability to pass an IQ test is obvious . @TheMutaD @tigushxmwv @the_afande
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Joel Mukisa
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A lady just by passed me with her child saying "I want to produce Bobi wine " The mother's response "ONAMALAKO!!??" @qataharraymond @I_Rugambwa @SamsonKasumba @JoelSsenyonyi @HEBobiwine @IvanOkuda the words are very telling of how hard it is to be a "Bobi" @cobbo3
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Joel Mukisa
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Webale ekipale
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Emmanuel Lumala Dombo
4 months
Finally, I have been counted, including the about 30 members of my family.
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Congratulations are in order for @Samwyri @TheMutaD @bwanakelele @AHMEDAYUB1 @Johnblanshe_m @I_Rugambwa for following this tedious campaign for 5 years. Now the hustler reigns.
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Joel Mukisa
5 years
@KiryowaKk is very calm man who battles ideas not persons yet he is leaving in a world where the debate is not about ideas but who is "more angered" as a law student I need coffee with him to sip his brilliance.
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
@LarryMadowo Actually I think people lately care more about “saving” moments than enjoying them.
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Joel Mukisa
5 years
How can you preach discrimination in your inaugural mass .Anyway we need to question the procurement process of your Pajero . Must have gagged you from speaking about the real issue Corruption .
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Joel Mukisa
6 years
@IamApass talking to @AlexMuhangi via comedy store his wit & humor is unrivalled but beyond the 'annoying 'Apass exists a brilliant fellow . Watch 👇
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@mark_keron You write such rubbish and don’t have the courtesy of addicting even a strand of evidence. Have you conducted a study , if so in among how many people from those schools and between which years .
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@JoelSsenyonyi Why highlight SOBER ! Ugandans voted a weed smoking Rastafarian . Plus it seems you don’t know Mayombo
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
NGO’s and CSO’s should be called SME’s because that what they are in Uganda. It’s unfathomable that a democratic civil society can have the same ED 5-10/15+ years down the road . NGO’s should benefit from the UDB recovery arrangement:(.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@PirateMulwana 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣it’s the broom for me
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
There’s a group of people that will enjoy @KahumaRaymond ’s content & that that will enjoy Mariachi . Both may enjoy @mkiboneka . All those groups speak to the amount of wealth , exposure among other things about these groups. Jokes are satires of reality .
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Joel Mukisa
11 months
Spikes in mental health cases may be informed by Neoliberal rationality that heaps so much responsibility on individuals and erodes a sense of society. 2: Accumulation hamster wheel that’s unending. 3. Consumer logic where all wishes become needs under consumer media.
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Joel Mukisa
4 years
@nbstv They don’t have enough prisons
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@makaumutua You lost an election. This is your new obsession.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@eriasa1 This man allowed me to write for a major newspaper without asking for qualification. Asante Boss
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Joel Mukisa
8 months
This tweet is laden with Islamophobia. Implicitly points to Islam as “ intolerant” / extremist and radical. Pointing to Christian as the opposite. Hmmm!
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Laza
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If Lil Nas is a revolutionary let his next music video be about Islam. Christianity and Jesus Christ that is an amateur target. Go big!
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2 years
@irumanyika @MauriceMugisha @rggoobi @mofpedU One strong line in UG debates “ my friend/father/sis/bro..” told me. These anecdotal experiences have deficiencies but can rarely make a proper case for something. I must add they are bias laden.
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@IvanOkuda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @I_Rugambwa @tigushxmwv that verse was petty
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
Baganda complain that whenever they assert their identity they are viewed as tribalists. A standard to which others aren’t held. Because in state construction Baganda was made a hegemonic/universal position. So the further one is from Buganda the easier to assert identity.
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@tigushxmwv @jordanbpeterson Those of us that read Focault, do so by reading him not Wikipedia. Peterson is just riling is base
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Joel Mukisa
8 months
As a shadow Minister why would you want to be in the light ?!
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@DailyMonitor @dfkm1970 Who is the “we”? The quote is laden with assumptions among which is, a monolithic agenda for Uganda but also as a Buganda kingdom official, lawyer etc I don’t know which hat @dfkm1970 was wearing to use the collective pronoun “we”
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
Today on Nbs someone said that Zaake’s parliamentary impeachment was political and I was thinking “ was it supposed to be spiritual “ .
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
It’s the female body that must be covered, hidden from the public gaze. The patriarchal public mobilizes ‘ culture’ and ‘morality’ to keep subjugation of the female body. Thanks for calling out the patriarchy Mitch.
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Laza
1 year
What is this? The video had 2 people🤦🏾 A second person whose nakedness was the most visible in the video but everyone seems intent on making it a woman shaming game.
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A graduand is someone who is eligible to graduate, but has not yet graduated. Once your degree has been conferred or your diploma awarded, you become a graduate. Graduant is not an English word . Thanks
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@Socialoutcast49 Boss you can go on smearing people how you want but that case went until the Supreme Court
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@IvanOkuda Problems with the M7 administration longevity. You get such accounts of popular history ( history as told in markets, boda boda) that are ahistorical becoming mainstream. Even Serunkuma once wrote in praise of Amin. For Kalyegira it’s now a lifetime per-occupation.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
A critical study of Uganda’s constitutional court reveals that Justices Christopher Madrama Izama & Stephen Musota are very comfortable with expanding the power of the state and this is hindered on the idea that the state acts in public interest.
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@IvanOkuda It defeats logic to summarize a long political career of Apollo as bad . It’s very simplistic to say the least .
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Joel Mukisa
4 months
The lie that pre-entry was met to level the ground is now out for all to see. Pre entry reproduces the same elite fraternity of schools that it was putatively met to fight. Pre entry is an elite test with little measurement of logic or IQ. It’s a fraud.
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Kakumba Nelson
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Pre entry results as released by @MakerereAR 2559 candidates appeared for the exam as direct from A level. From which, 15.709% emerged successful with 50% This is where the saying "Muk chooses you" comes from Congratulations 56th class of law @Makerere @MakerereLaw
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2 years
@Muzaphalk Very stupid for bars to regulate , control and exclude people on the basis of their dress code .
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Joel Mukisa
4 years
@SilverKayondo @Victor_Mwesigwa Sekaana (JHC) is quoting from Richard Sheridan’s school forScandal a statement by Mrs Candour .
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@TimKalyegira Why are your Sunday writings obsessed with the country manager and his bosses
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3 years
@sdkafeero @nbstv @Jadwong Zaake tells young Ugandans that being bright isn’t important. Being shallow and half witted is fine .
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7 months
These are only two women , not sure ofc head they are more than 10. Peasant UG remains patriarchal and most of those ‘successful’ women may be from the southern part of the country. For the “ real men” podcasts they are a stain on our collective conscious.
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Useful Idiot
7 months
There is something Ugandan Women are doing in the Corporate world that you can't ignore...add this to Julianna Kaggwa heading to South Africa for some big role. The girlies are winning while the men are in podcasts creating "real men" 😂
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The president’s letter should be read together with Picho Ali’s article “ Ideological commitment and the Judiciary” in which he asserts that judiciaries are creatures of politics & economics. And the critique by Nabudere that agrees with the substratum that agrees with Ali.
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LDC’s greatest investment in a long while. Speaks professionally and has reflected at the highest pinnacle of education ( PhD) on the malaise that bedevils legal education through a robust dissertation . Director should mention these schools that pee in our pristine pool.
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Uganda Law Society
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We call upon the public to DISREGARD the post circulating on X that misquotes the Director @LDC_Uganda , alleging that some universities offer fake degrees to students. This is not true. During her submission at the 7th Annual Law Conference, Dr. Pamela Tubihikirra Kalyegira,
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@CanaryMugume @nbstv “It’s our turn to Eat “ @michelawrong was foresighted 😂
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2 years
@TheMutaD imagine Pelosi was gone , or even Ken Lusaka or JB Muturi in our eastern Neighborhood . The people on TV would be Prof Tom Ojienda, Senior Counsel so and so . Here we are fed by raw data ie Among is crying … @Samwyri
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
@kasujja What’s wrong with it ?the customers seemed to enjoy
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Ugandan and indeed many African elites today focus their energies mostly on corruption , human right abuses etc most of which are the actual price for 'development'. They focus less energy on the actual enemy of the EMPIRE. M7, UHURU , SUHULU et al are just agents @tigushxmwv
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@kasujja I think there’s no such competition which renders the question moot. Even Semujju can’t beat them in their constituency or region . Whats the utility of this question anyway ?
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4 years
@Disembe What is Alshabab philosophy DD ? You hate for AA blinds you of his jurisprudential strength.
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Joel Mukisa
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KIZITO SSERUWAGI: Understanding Museveni’s Recent Directives ⁦ @BwoweIvan ⁩ my friend here responds to you properly. Courts can not and should not be “ independent “
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Joel Mukisa
1 year
@tigushxmwv Poverty is a bad thing. The kind of poverty that masks itself in elite tastes is worse.
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
Lastly Muhoozi is not his father . He can’t have the legitimacy that his father exercises over the state and other institutions. Muhoozi will rely more on the formal structures of power as opposed to the informal because he lacks legitimacy over them or even the knowledge.
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2 years
Where is @TheMutaD you show be taking interviews ? Where is @elisonk his phone should be buzzing endlessly . Not my area MP who is struggling to recover his PLECertificate ?
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Joel Mukisa
15 days
VANITY fair Magazine should interview her.
@DailyMonitor
Daily Monitor
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Kadaga urges govt to add her book to new curriculum   #MonitorUpdates
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6 years
I support @HEBobiwine but not his values if they don't include criminal and political justice for people especially those we need to reconcile . #freekale @AndrewMwenda @nbstv @OrtegaTalks
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Joel Mukisa
2 years
@TheStarKenya @Samwyri there is something personable about the Czar of Sugoi
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Joel Mukisa
3 years
People fail to understand Mao . Chairman Mao is a DP stalwart . A party anchored on right wing ideology. Right wing ideology is sophisticated. It’s not the street rhetoric of the left. @norbertmao
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@TheMutaD Some think that these wastages keep the politics stable. You don’t want waxaeis forming rebel outfits because they are hungry .
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