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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

I would love to pay for her education through university. Someone get me in touch with her. Also be willing to authenticate her story. She deserves a clear chance at life and we can give her one.

Daniel Lutaaya

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2 years

Pens And Guns premiers this Friday at 5PM @News247Ug A harrowing story of how hard Kampala can be for a young girl. @PRwoth #PensAndGuns

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1 year

I will probably be attacked for this but I will say it anyway. Does Robert Kyagulanyi have any credible advisors that he takes critical feedback from? Why is he choosing political activism over credible leadership? Doesn’t he understand that any movement that fails to clearly

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Joel Biyinzika

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9 months

Who knows the girl in the second video? I would love to congratulate her on her achievement. It’s never easy for those of us from humble beginnings so maybe we should do all we possibly can to celebrate our small victories.

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9 months

This life 🥰 No balance 😡

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1 year

I stopped sympathizing with the people of Kampala about the state of their roads and drainage systems once they came together and fought a woman who actually tried to organize that shantytown. Now the whole place is a mess. Change comes at a cost, if you want a good City

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

What’s your preferred seat on a plane? Aisle, middle, or window?

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Ruto is here courting Apple and Starlink plus many other global corporations to consider investing in Kenya and I’m sure Museven is also in Rwakitura taking selfies with his cows. And 40 year olds are on Twitter dragging their fathers for not acting as their emotional support

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Joel Biyinzika

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7 months

I grieve for the millions of poor Ugandans who against all odds choose to stay in school for over 20 years only to graduate and get shipped off to the gulf to work as janitors or Nannies and then wake up to a minister Balamu and are being prepared for a Muhoozi presidency.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house. At that level of influence at least take calculated risks. How do you want the country to believe that a man who married one of your finest daughters is tribal. If anything marriage and art reveals a man’s deeply held desires,

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

But someone who grew up on a huge unlimited budget, bodyguards, and access to the best teachers that only money and power could buy, what excuse does he have for turning out semi educated? Our “head of state” in waiting” can’t read a speech that he has recited & rehearsed for

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Quite frankly $150 monthly salary is so small a number to live a good quality life, but I just wanted to remind you that you live in a very poor uncivilized country and your president is Museven, his plausible potential successor is either Muhoozi or Bobi Wine and your leader of

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Meanwhile 200 million UGX is $55000 USD. Something is wrong with that currency. It can easily give you a wrong impression about your financial standing among the affluents. Costs that much to go through one pregnancy in the Midwest.

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1 year

We would believe that getting married and having kids early in life is the problem if most of you in your late 30s and 40s weren’t single, poor, emotionally immature, renting two bedroom apartments in slum neighborhoods, driving third hand used cars, flexing your Dubai used

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Doing business in Rwanda has me speaking a lot of English and wearing suits when it’s hot outside. Kigali has a one stop business centre called RDB where you go to have all business questions answered. You can buy land and transfer titles in 24 hours without bribing anyone or

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Obba who misled him into coming back here. That mouth running business is risky venture in this motherland.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

So Robert communicated clearly in his local language (Luganda) and still some people misunderstood him. Is this willful ignorance or he rather hit sensitive nerves in his speech? I’m failing to understand their rage or logic in response to his comments.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

But “omukazi yakuwasa” is not an insult you think it is. All my life I’ve always dreamed of being a stay home husband, home maker and a house nanny. I love doing chores, trying on my sugar mummy’s clothes and body creams as soon as the breadwinner heads out of the door. In fact

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1 year

This is actually embarrassing. Why is the king getting married if he is this broke and now requires uncritical sympathy and charity to afford life? That title used to mean something meaningful but now here we are paying black tax to the king so he can have sex on our behalf.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Someday in the near future God will make you forget how poverty and failure feels like.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Barbra Itungo Kyagulanyi is a unique kind of woman. Robert was ahead of himself when he decided to wife her. It’s such a rare occurrence for one to have both looks and wits. Young men be mindful and intentional when time comes for you to choose a companion. It’s the second most

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

I just talked to both Nekesa and her deputy head teacher. A good friend @wepcorp made the connection possible and her story checked out. She will be in school for as long as she wants. I will make sure of it. We are also considering her living situation. We are working with her

Daniel Lutaaya

@DanielLutaaya

2 years

@JoelBiyinzika Thank you very much for this. The reporter who did this story @PRwoth can help you get intouch with her. How can we reach you?

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

That report about 14 million Ugandans being insane was wrong, the correct number is 30 million. There is hardly a sober person in Kampala.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

There is no amount of spin on that DNA issue that will convince men otherwise. That argument of a child being left with no family is not only bogus but also reeks of gaslighting and manipulation. The right narrative would be robbing children the opportunity to be raised by their

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Joel Biyinzika

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6 months

This is plainly why well meaning people will never participate in third world politics. The amount of cruelty some people are willing to commit against their own people for the sake of power is astounding. This was a thriving young man who didn’t deserve any of this regardless of

BOBI WINE

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6 months

Passed by AghaKhan hospital in Nairobi to check on comrade, Hon Ssegirinya Muhammad where he is undergoing treatment. I was pleased to find that his health has greatly improved and is rapidly responding to medication. He is no longer in intensive care, he walks around by himself

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

Queen Elizabeth National game park. Who wants to come with me? You must know how to drive a manual car. ☺️☺️

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

11 months

Is this her living room or a movie set? There is no correlation between her looks and her surroundings. But also who is the mad person at the end of the video? Brother or video vixen?

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

11 months

😂😂😂

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Some of you are biting the hand that feeds you. Don’t forget those monthly bills are around the corner, also those already booked flights can be cancelled on a phone call notice.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Being offended is an invitation for you to use your brain. But you emotional hemophiliacs don’t get this. The right way to respond to hate speech speech is more speech not censorship. If you disagree with Robert debate him, or make a more rational counter argument and prove to

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Joel Biyinzika

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4 years

Politics aside, Uganda’s most urgent problem is acute unemployment. How can we fix this? We seem to be on a slippery trajectory. This a conversation I would love to have here on even in person. We need to find remedies as soon as we can. Who is in?

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Joel Biyinzika

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6 months

Nothing in life prepares you for a miscarriage, or a stillbirth or that doctors look when he comes to inform you about your incurable infertility or that we are either going to save the mom and let the baby die or the baby will live but the mom can’t make it or you will lose them

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Home sweet home ❤️

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Joel Biyinzika

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5 months

The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell. - C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

My Final Thoughts on the #Tribalism #Nepotism talk… share your thoughts with me. First of all give credit where it’s due, people like @SpireJim should be celebrated not dehumanized. It takes guts to start these necessary but uncomfortable conversations. Everyone’s voice in

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Anyone has connections with Mudra D Viral? Want to pay this guy just so he can sing that Balo Balo song as I smoke my cigar somewhere in the middle of lake Victoria, also my sugar mummy loves his songs so why not 🤭

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

Where are you mentally?

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Joel Biyinzika

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4 years

If you pursued your childhood dreams, what would you be today?

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

When does UOT discuss technology and innovation or how to build a vibrant economy? Every Twitter space i stumble upon is dedicated to gender based violence and all other sorts of non issues. Is it that all the other sectors are sorted out and we now need to focus more on pitying

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

I wanted to tweet about that father- son - daughter relationship but my opinion will be misunderstood so let me leave it in my drafts. All I can say is that maybe take a look in the mirror, you can’t be in your late 30s, and the only achievement on your name is that transcript

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

But paying $2 million dollars for a property in Kololo whose most immediate neighbors are night clubs and all it’s access roads are covered in potholes is insanity. Also what screams $2 million dollars on these ugly looking buildings?

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Summer with the girls. Never a dull moment with these two.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Women have been sold the lie that a job can replace a family & satisfy you.A career is great if you want it, but it isn’t a replacement for a family. When you’re finally old & unattractive in the dating market, you’ll soon realize that a dog isn’t a substitute for a child either.

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Joel Biyinzika

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11 months

Ever look back at your life and realize there is no way you could have made it this far if God was not with you every step of the way? Like how can a boy who used to walk 7Km on those red dirt pothole infested roads of Budondo to and from school find himself in places that only

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

I don’t mean this in a wrong way but you just described a total orphan that is also a person with disabilities with acute lack of cognitive abilities. My honest assessment is that such a person has a lot to deal with and should be forbidden to ever attempt getting into a

Esther Birungi

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1 year

If you are dating a woman,she should not be paying for her hair,nails and food. That simply unacceptable!!!

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

How is Among’s fleet of expensive cars responsible for your pathetic life? Can you please make a case for your obnoxious way of life predicated upon blaming everyone else but yourself.

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

4 years

Date in private. Love in private. Be happy in private. Live in private. Make money in private. Take your losses in private. Rebuild yourself in private.This is what we call living a quite peaceful life. But most importantly be virtuous and do charity in private.

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Joel Biyinzika

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11 months

America is really annoying, you might think you’ve finally made it in life by buying a million dollar house until some idiot shows up wearing a million dollar watch. Damn 🤦‍♀️

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

But counting Ugandan money gives you those cringe vibes. Why in the world would you have a 50k legal tender note. By world standards one can become a millionaire in UGX by making $300 USD which is an hourly rate for a plumber in the USA but also a monthly salary for a fresh

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

So you can’t wake up to serve your man because he came home after midnight? First of all you have no man so shut up. You’re playing house with little average boys who have no means to make demands that mature men make. Marriage is nothing like what your pathetic coot of

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

What app do Ugandan intellectuals use to talk amongst themselves? It used to be twitter but lately my feed suggests otherwise.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Coffee dates with me myself and I. The holy trinity in it.🥰

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Joel Biyinzika

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4 years

Do we have young entrepreneurs on this app? If yes something is coming your way very soon. Opportunities come to those who are ready, make sure you have your business proposal worked out. Very soon you may be a winner of a small start up capital into that your dream business....

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

Moving into the unforeseen horizon of the future requires faith. I missed this place!!

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Joel Biyinzika

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10 months

Happy new year to you all. I hope 2024 is kind to you and your loved ones. May this be the year you achieve all those dreams you’ve dreamed of and build connections with high quality people that will mention your name in places where life changing decisions are made. From the

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Ruto is now talking out of his ass. Which food shortage is he talking about? These are the kind of things that make everyone here think millions of Africans are dropping dead on the streets due to starvation. How can we be seen begging from a country at war? Very lame move after

William Samoei Ruto, PhD

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1 year

In New York, United States, held talks with Ukraine President @ZelenskyyUa who committed to establishing a grain hub in the Port of Mombasa to address food shortage in East Africa.

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2 years

The goal is to make as much money as possible such that my girls don’t ever have to beg from their boyfriends who are simply trying to figure things out. Also for my sons to not have to hold their breath when swiping their cards while on dinner dates with their girlfriends or

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

@TmusaKasereka The president should get out of city politics too. He is also responsible for the mess at city hall in a larger part.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

@anna_kamwine How do you manage to contradict yourself in one paragraph?

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

We have Martinez and Sabitzer back. Fred and Wout should come off the bench. If we proceed to the next level, we are winning this Europa.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Men have standards too.

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

Why do you care? Most of these people are comfortable with being broke and miserable.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Dating a woman who believes in equality and all the feminist crap is like signing up for a pissing match with a dude who has boobs. Such women pick equality where it suits them and choose to be feminine in areas they come short. All that notwithstanding, make a lot of money…

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

A reliable passport plug here wanted. You must be familiar with how the express option works with no fail.

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

1 year

This is not how I wanted to celebrate my birthday but I guess Ten Hag had other plans. Now time for espresso martinis here on. At 29 I’m a blessed man, loved and revered by many in equal measure. I never expected so much from the world. It’s ugly and unfair. But I’ve seen the

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

I have a creative idea for Busoga kingdom to raise money to support their out of pocket king. I know it will sound cliche but here me out. How about the Kyabazinga lists the queen on Uganda stock exchange as an IPO such that those with deep pockets buy shares as a way to raise

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Cohabitating is a non spoken confession of “you’re the best I can afford at the moment” so let’s play house as we both look out there for something better.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

When you love someone and decide to marry them, you don’t have the evidence at hand that that’s the right person for you. What you have instead is the joint decision that come hell or high water you’re going to struggle forward together. And you don’t even know if that is the

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Are you okay? Be honest mate!!

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

If you want to get married on your own terms, let me point you in the direction of sex toys so you can pick out the most reliable vibrators or sex dolls.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Your success as man entirely depends on the kind of women you refuse to have in your life. If anything this DNA saga should reveal to you what is at stake. Don’t lower your standards for someone that will take half your wealth and children just because some Twitter trained

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

So you want the speaker of parliament to move around in a Subaru forester or a Mark X?

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Joel Biyinzika

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5 months

Ebenezer!! Hitherto hath Jehovah helped me.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

The feminization of men hurts women the most in the long run. It breeds weak men who sleep walk through life and are afraid to shoulder the burdens of their existence.

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Joel Biyinzika

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6 months

I would love to spend some decent time in Uganda. My only concern is on the social scene though. Not sure if there is much to see or do besides binge drinking and occasionally visiting these poorly operated game reserves. Also don’t suggest rafting, I was born in Bujagali.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

I honestly hate flying. I wish we could just teleport and appear in places without seating in that moving tube for hours.

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

1 year

There is no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a rich man, and I’ve been a poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time.~ Leonardo DiCaprio

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

1 year

Questions I will never have to answer because my sugar mummy is feminine and very submissive. Find yourself a rich traditional woman and let them marry you. Young king you deserve some peace of mind.

Sheilah C Gashumba

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1 year

Question is can the girls wearing those outfits date you even if they were fully dressed. Let’s start the conversation from there!!

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

What’s up with these random compliments I’m getting from UOT? Someone fill me in before I embarrass myself unknowingly.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

I miss walking the red dirt streets of Jinja. I miss watching the chaos in Jinja central market. I also miss the vibrant Jinja nightlife. I miss driving on that pothole filled Kaitabawala- Budondo road.

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

What life lesson have you learned recently?

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

@AAgather After watching a couple of videos of this guy I’m compelled to admit that he defeats logic when it comes to falling short.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Watching the late Ssemwogerere’s widow give such a well thought send off speech for her man makes you appreciate marrying an intelligent strong woman. Can your girlfriend speak sense in the face of grief and catastrophe? As a young man, do all you can to marry right.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

In the dating world being a nice guy doesn’t get the girl. Disguising your ulterior motives behind the nice guy facade only makes you easy to finess or exploit by the opposite sex. Do not be that guy, speak your truth & take your L when you are rejected or get the girl.

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Joel Biyinzika

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11 months

@jjraymondsnr Well in Raymond. Let me know if there is anything I can do about her situation once you have vetted her story.

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

If you had a choice what super power would you choose?

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Marriage is a sealed container of alchemy,a furnace within which two consenting adults stuck with each must burn in order to be transformed into better versions of themselves. Marriage is not an institution where individualism thrives, it’s akin to a pressure cooker, a never

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

I admire people who find happiness in living very small ordinary lives. Like you kinda made peace with poverty and suffering and therefore nothing keeps you awake anymore.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

So what accent do you expect from someone born and raised in Budondo? Why are you projecting your low self esteem on to other people. Why are you not proud of being yourself? You would rather sound like a white man covered in shoe polish.

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

You have to work hard before you earn the right to work smart. Through hard work you acquire skills, accrue value while serving someone other than yourself,create social capital, & gain access to financial tools which you will then leverage at the right time. Take the hard way.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

@PatrickKakembo I don’t think there is anything one can do to change the political landscape of a country if they don’t get its citizens interested in their wellbeing, communities and above all their ability to create value. Uganda seems to be far too lost and I could be wrong but someone must

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Joel Biyinzika

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2 years

Who You Marry is One of the Most Important Decisions You’ll Make so take it seriously. You will literally have to live with this person every day of your life, spend more time with them than anyone else…so make it someone uplifting, supportive and wonderfully fitting to you.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

Warning ⚠️ #LongPost #StreetPreaching #Triggering You can make jokes about the hypocrisy of believers who once on Sunday go to church for an hour, and spend the rest of the week conniving and indulging themselves in vindictive rhetoric or those who shout their lungs out along

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

@Beinomugisha_Iv I normally read about 10 comments and stop reading. So I wouldn’t see there insults if there is any.

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Joel Biyinzika

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“I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you That every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who

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Joel Biyinzika

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3 years

Are you really living? Or you simply existing?

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

Truth be told, your rich friends don’t like your broke piece of human trash but won’t tell you because you’re more sensitive than rational.

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

1 year

Success is such a precious thing to have but loneliness is the price you pay.

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Joel Biyinzika

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1 year

You know I can take a few insults from people whose only way of fighting the junta is venting about it online. Some of us have campaigned against the junta in several ways and also given our hard earned money to those in the struggle and didn’t even ask for recognition. So even

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Joel Biyinzika

@JoelBiyinzika

2 years

Been driving in Kigali and I haven’t seen a pothole, the speed bumps here are thoughtfully placed, every motorist has a helmet, roads have pedestrian lanes, cars stop at zebra crossings lines, no siren lead cars for anyone’s nieces etc.

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