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Joe

@Joe_Doire

2 years

That’s what they want you to think

Matt Le Tissier ✝️

@mattletiss7

2 years

2-0 Saints OMG

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 months

This is the real world. Idiots will base their vote off ‘woke’ & ‘stop the boats’ nonsense when in reality the UK is fucked beyond repair for the working class.

Leon Ward

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4 months

My mortgage went from £733.80 a month to £1349.08 in March. 🙃🙃 #BBCDebate

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Since every Newcastle fan seems to have fallen out with Miguel Delaney, here's a belter from earlier this year...

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Street Party kicking off at The Italian outside my house in Derry 😂

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

10 months

Can I interest you in an on the pitch photo instead?

Neil Bates

@neilbates69

11 months

No dressing room photos today then? #NUFC #safc #FTM 😂😂😂

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Look at the advertising board too! FFS

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@oranstorrie99

5 years

Hahahahaha why the fuck did this Newcastle fan get his cock out

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

6 years

Aye you’ll grass about this but you Won’t grass when one of your star players shags children? Strange morals lads

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

6 years

Dear @LNER , Would you kindly remove the individual sat in seat 59, coach M on the 11.42 from Durham to King’s Cross. #SAFC admin reserved that seat and has a very busy weekend ahead, so preparation is key. #JusticeforSAFCAdmin #WontBeHomeForTea

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

It’s now official then: We can’t finish higher than we did in the past 2 seasons. We’ve scored less, conceded more and the football has been fucking atrocious. British media bias towards Bruce has been a joke, we’re shite

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

6 years

@Mbapster17 @JTinning @FourFourTwo why does Messi have more goals/assists combined if all he can do is dribble? Why has he won more despite playing 150 games less. Face it pal Ronaldo will never be better than him

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

8 years

@Dr_TonyXia 22 is the answer you're looking for Tony. You are 22 points behind Newcastle

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Some effort from all those #NUFC fans on the Boats in London. Not easy to pull that off in the middle of Wedding Season 👏👏👏

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Can’t stop watching this. ‘He’s 100%’ 😂😂 Never seen anyone further from 100%

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

There are grown men on here getting their NUFC transfer news from an account pretending to be a dead pigeon. Where do you even begin with that?

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

@BrexitRw @GaryLineker Why are racists obsessed with Gary Lineker

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

The ONLY managers that Ashley decided to back in almost 13 years of owning #NUFC As if you needed any more evidence that he’s a fucking idiot who should not own a football club.

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Falling into the relegation zone on the way to an away game at your fiercest rivals, Losing 2-0 whilst they sing the name of the manager who put you there and also won a Champions League for them, Brutal. #EFC

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Racists boo the knee only for them to cheer a black man scoring 3 minutes later, the irony!

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Anyone fancy comparing Benitez and Bruce still? Those who were have gone awfully quiet

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

5 years

Newcastle have gone six hours of Premier League football without a goal following Saturday's stalemate with Burnley at St James' Park... #NUFC

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

9 years

Small video from inside the yellow wall on Saturday! What a club... #BVB http://t.co/P6qQxm7NwC

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

7 years

Hahah you literally watched your club die 😂 that's why your rivals are tanking you week in week out and winning trebles. What a tweet

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

5 or 6 months to replace Pardew, chose McLaren who’d just been sacked from a Championship role. 3 months to replace Rafa Benitez with millions in the bank, chooses Steve Bruce. You must be mental to still want to attend games under his ownership. Laughable

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

If you support Tommy Robinson you're an easily led muppet. Whole way to Sunderland to cause violence. He's a stain on society

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@Joe_Doire

8 years

For the price of 3 Sheffield Wednesday away tickets you can buy a Buyern Munich season ticket. Absolute shambles

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Remember the official @SunderlandAFC wrote 'CANS' the time our takeover collapsed? Good times...

Keith Downie

@SkySports_Keith

3 years

Roy Keane is no longer in the running for the Sunderland job despite close to a week of talks. #SAFC now turning their attentions to other candidates including Grant McCann & Alex Neil.

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

@AlexIden2 @MarcusRashford @UKLabour He died because you voted Tory lad, hope you're happy

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

She’s doing him a favour ffs. Imagine needing permission from your girl to go to Wembley. Lucky escape, good lad

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@Joe_Doire

9 months

@Shayan86 If they have to fake it, pretty clear they’ve got zero real evidence of allowing aid into Gaza. Grim

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

2 years

Not sure this is the type of lad we should be signing in January tbh

Lance Cooper

@lmauricecpr

2 years

James Madison raped his half-sister who was a slave, had a son with her, then sold his child into slavery when he was a teenager and y’all mad at Lizzo for playing his flute?

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Mike Ashley is comfortably the worst owner the Premier League has ever seen. The worst owner in #NUFC history by a fucking mile

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 months

@roversfanmatt It’s not really considering rent is higher than that in most places now

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Highest finish they’ve had in 18 years was under Steve Bruce 😂

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

He should be sacked at half time and just left in Brighton. Without a doubt he is the worst manager we’ve ever had.

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

Legends #SAFC

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

1 year

On the World’s newest cruise ship. They’ve nailed the sports bar anyway

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

And people want me to believe they couldn’t boycott THAT match? 😂 Bottle jobs. Going and sitting in silence worked wonders. Telling Ashley that you support his decision to appoint a failure like Bruce. The club you deserve 100%

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 months

@LancsDreamer Where did I say it was? Point stands, people are duped into thinking their lives are miserable because of ‘boats’ and ‘woke’ etc when in reality society is crumbling around them. Inflation & high interest rates were far worse for longer in the UK

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Frankfurt fans showing what a protest should look like.

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

A lawyer baked some bread and apparently it means the Newcastle takeover is back on? Our fans heads are melted

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

8 years

Katie Hopkins and co will be praying this attacker is Muslim and from an EU Country. The DailyMail article is being typed up as we speak

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Since those derbies you've: - Had a player sent down for Paedophilia - Relegated Twice, once by Burton Albion - Lost the Checkatrade and cried on TV - Lost the play-off final in the last second of the game and.. cried on TV - Still in league 1 I think we're over the derbies pal.

John

@Ramma_____

5 years

“Nobody cares about those derbies now” “I mean nobody really cares about those derbies now” “What record books?” “Which horse?”

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 months

@David180000 100%. Works quite easily on the most gullible of society

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

7 years

If you have sympathy for Sunderland you definitely weren’t paying attention 2 years ago when we went down. I’m enjoying every minute of it! Drink it all in lads. Drink it in

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Safely say we need 3 new strikers in the Summer. Chris Wood for £25m is a shocking bit of business

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

6 years

Laugh at Dubravka last night then their star striker does this. Wonderful karma.

Dobby Solano

@DobbySolanoNUFC

6 years

Your defence is terrified 🔥🔥🔥

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

1 year

Gary Neville can’t contain his excitement when Arsenal stop us scoring. Sky really need to sort the commentary situation with him and Carragher

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

4 years

The widow of Jamal Khashoggi is clearly being used as a pawn by a higher power. I'll respect the morals of it more if I see her target companies like Disney with the same enthusiasm. Something not right about it all.

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

@Dannn777 @TotalElBicho Why, because he doesn’t score as many headers? Take goals away & Messi is better in every department, comfortably

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Remember Sunderland fans thought we had the worst Christmas ever because we lost that Derby? That’s nothing compared to this Christmas for them. Rotting in league one in their lowest ever league position and absolutely skint with no sign of a better future. Happy Holidays #SAFC

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

@sylvialyons981 @garrethhayes @TRobinsonNewEra don't come. These great cities are better off without people taking those views

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Since this was discussed on @SkySportsNews we’ve sold Perez and Joselu for £33m! Net spend is now minus £32m or so since 2017. Are we supposed to believe he’s a fit and proper owner? This is as bad as it’s ever been

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Villa fan at work is buzzing we've appointed Bruce. Said it's 1 less relegation spot for them to worry about and he's 100% correct. Ashley has done this to wind the fans up. That Arsenal game should be fucking empty

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@Joe_Doire

8 months

Not a lot of love for Howe on the tinelime. This looks like a season ending defeat here for me. Can’t beat Bournemouth & Luton at home and you’ve got people talking about Europa League & CL places ffs. Delusional

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

3 years

Now feels like the perfect time to remind you all of this Tweet. Day our takeover collapsed they announced their new signing by spelling ‘CANS’ CANS today lads, CANS indeed 😎

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

4 years

After a long wait, there's nothing better than finally getting a deal over the line. 👊 Championship experience 🏆 A previous promotion 🏙️ North-London born 🇮🇪 Senior international All you need to know about our new signing, @AidenObrien22 ...👀👇

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Remember lads, with no Europe this year we’ll sail into the top 4 👍

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Things are bad at the Toon but it could always be worse. Things are so bad at Sunderland that they’ve literally started dedicating their accounts to watching Newcastle players... He’s been doing that for nearly 4 months

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@Joe_Doire

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@psdfile @mayasandapapaya @sxbvna It's an awful culture. Expecting customers to pay wages instead of the owners is madness. No wonder there are so many millionaires in the US

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@Joe_Doire

6 years

I see Paul Dummett has Roker Report on strings. They’ve even went on his Instagram to bite

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@Joe_Doire

4 months

They’re choosing Trafford over Mamardashvili. No amount of happy clapping or stat noncing will convince me that’s the right choice.

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

Can’t believe some of you are still paying for season tickets. Lunatics

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

ASM is way out of form but let’s face it, he’s the only player can turn defence into attack. The rest of that squad are donkeys

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Their obsession with Almiron is weird. Still Tweeting about him after finishing 5th in League one. I don’t know a single Newcastle fan who isn’t happy with the Almiron signing

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@Joe_Doire

5 months

@ArieYerushalmi @AlonLeeGreen His original post mentions the illegal settlements. Why don’t you answer him

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

4 wins in 30 is looking highly likely given we play City & Leicester next. Basically a win every 7 games. He has to go

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Journalist: "Says something negative about #NUFC & Saudi Arabia Takeover" Newcastle Fans:

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

Fact we all 100% know that we won’t sign Willock and probably won’t even try is exactly why we’re dead as a club. Plenty of teams are awful but they at least have hope, we lost that years ago

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

7 years

@AndrewWWFC_ @BBCSport Sarcasm pal.. It's not for everyone

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

@GaryLineker @jjenas8 @alanshearer Be Different if he wasn’t English

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Nearly lads #CFC @CelticFC

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

If Bruce really was a Newcastle fan he’d step down. This is as bad as it’s been under any manager in my life. Where’s those weird NUFC accounts who shag Bruce and Ashley?

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

Elite football to stop. Newcastle games still allowed to go ahead

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@Joe_Doire

10 months

Genuinely had enough of Almiron. How many points is he costing us? Someone getting paid a fortune couldn’t see that summer? Absolute shite

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@Joe_Doire

10 months

@ireallyhateyou @h0tgirltrash Are there any other States that only allow immigration for 1 religion? Seems massively racist & supremacist to me

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

Genuinely can’t believe he hasn’t been sacked yet

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

2 out of 5 for overall business! A proper football club would look and see that we are 4, FOUR, points from a European spot and actually go for it. We aren’t a football club, we’re an advertising vehicle for a greedy billionaire

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@MsiDouglas

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How do you rate it then? ⚫⚪ Marks out of 5️⃣ for the incomings please... #nufc

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

If you're thinking about buying a ticket for Arsenal, just stop and think how that toxic football club didn't even have the decency to release 1 statement about that 'Takeover'! It's not a football club anymore, it's simply Ashley's retail business

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@Joe_Doire

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@UEFAEURO @sterling7 @Memphis @Cristiano @XS_11official @England @OnsOranje @selecaoportugal @SFV_ASF Using a player who didn't play a single second. Well done

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

Probably best for everyone if our owners come off Twitter. It never ends well. Too many thick fans keep tagging them every 5 minutes. Imagine if we go down?

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@Joe_Doire

6 years

Sunderland fans discussing Almiron on here... ‘He’s Shite, all he does is run’ We know it’s killing you lads 💉💉💉

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

Took this photo last night, what a city!

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

@Fireqp1 @GaryLineker If those teams are so Poor why does Ronaldo only have 2 la ligas?

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

@SuperflyKirsty @K_A_M28 @faisalislam Is it Kirsty or Annabel? 'Southern Home Counties' eh? Definitely an American using someone elses photo! haha Very strange account

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Joe

@Joe_Doire

5 years

Still be 52,000 there paying Ashley their hard earned £££ whatever happens. No point crying on here

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

@GNev2 Rafa left us on 45 points. The season he got 44 was our first back in the Premier League and we finished 10th. Why are you acting like you know more than fans who watch us week in week out? Drop the Narcissism and do some proper research

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@Joe_Doire

3 years

Sofas everywhere and private TVs, a proper sports bar. £3 pints too

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

ASM having a twitter that he uses personally is going to end in tears isn’t it? Seen it far too many times on here with our fans.

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

Calling it ‘the comeback’ was just asking for trouble. Oh Dear

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@Joe_Doire

7 years

@ibasic10 @GaryLineker Wheres Ronaldo been in La Liga all season? Real are 8 behind

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@Joe_Doire

8 years

@katycottrell_ What a fucking melt his girl must be. Wouldn't last a week with a nutjob like that haha

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

There’s no goals in this Newcastle side. People who think we had a good window are deluded

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

Would not recommend getting Covid lads, day 4 and I am absolutely hammered. Think I’ve got every possible symptom and then some extra for good measure. Definitely not ‘just a flu’

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@Joe_Doire

5 months

I blame the people singing Europe again and all of the muppets sharing our Europa League pots last week. Absolute blights

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

Hawkeye not being turned on has kept Villa up. What a farce that is. Blows any of the VAR errors out of the water. This is far worse

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@Joe_Doire

2 years

When you see this lad’s coupon appear on the timeline you know you’re in for a horrendous take…

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@Joe_Doire

5 years

@craigybott @SkySportsNews Kind of the point though isn’t it? That 60 years will soon be 100 years with managers like Bruce being appointed

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@Joe_Doire

4 years

What a photo that is... One of the best days on the pints I've had, sipping ice cold Estrella Damm then going inside to watch one of the best sides ever. Back when we had a life

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@Joe_Doire

8 years

Those who gave it out last year appear to be struggling badly with taking it this year. It's excellent reading! They aren't coping at all

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@Joe_Doire

6 years

We have the worst forwards in Premier League history. Stop shouting at Fucking shops and organise a boycott lads. It’s doing nothing

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@Joe_Doire

4 months

@BenGreenJeru @AltMediaWatch @antloewenstein @MSF Israel would never lie. All I see here is a Tweet, where’s the evidence?

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@Joe_Doire

2 years

Mad seeing 'Sewpa' fans try to claim they never thought we were going down this season at any point. What's wrong with admitting that? No win in our first 14 games. Everyone thought it at one point this season let's face it. The desperation of some to be the best fan is pathetic

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