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JC

4 years

First game in years I’ve had no pain in the knee, wanting to put people into next week off my line, FEELING FIT! I’m back @Jord_Holmes @JacksonDisley 👀😂👀😂

Grassroots Goals Liverpool 🎥⚽

@MOTJGOALS

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Some top saves from the @maghullfc goalie in last night's friendly against @Skemutdofficial

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JC

@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Emma Hayes as a pundit, is what Roy Keane should aim to be in how you put yourself across.

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@Joe_Clemo

7 months

Doucoure onside, liner puts his flag up, gives offside and ref blows. Why isn’t the game able to play out? @FA_PGMOL

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

It’s a foul on the GK.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

3 years

This was a penalty. We were robbed by VAR. End.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

The hand swing 🔥🔥🔥. Makes it even better the fact this isn’t the typically coached British way 🔥🔥🔥

The Modern-Day GK

@themoderndaygk

2 years

That Pickford save from the deflection 👏 Lightning hand speed⚡️

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

You wanna rematch your English teacher lad, fuck me 😂😂😂

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

The angles he finds with his progressive passes are a joke 🔥

Pundit Jay

@pundit_jay

2 years

Right now, Lisandro Martinez is the best CB in the Prem! U can argue all day but theres not another CB right now better than him. Tackling, anticipation, passing range, long, short, breaking lines, covering, battling etc U can get mad & shout Saliba & whoever else but NO! #mufc

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2 years

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@Joe_Clemo

8 months

🎱🏆🚀

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Yes Clemo! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

Never in doubt

Grassroots Goals Liverpool 🎥⚽

@MOTJGOALS

5 years

A penalty conceded in the first 20 seconds brilliantly saved by @Joe_Clemo for @AfcBull v @FCDovecotNew in Premier Cup.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Eni Aluko “these are all state of the art stadiums. Show them on the big screens”. *Check notes*.. Liverpool don’t have a screen. Brilliant punditry yet again. Was up their with the “Wolves had a good result against Man U in the league”. *check notes*.. They got beat.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Nick Ball

Sky Sports Boxing

@SkySportsBoxing

2 years

Who is the 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 puncher in boxing today? 👊

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

9 people at my Grandads funeral. #scum

Guido Fawkes

@GuidoFawkes

3 years

Rees-Mogg: "This party is not going to be investigated by the police in a year's time..."

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Goalkeepers shouldn’t get beat at the near post

The Modern-Day GK

@themoderndaygk

3 years

What’s the craziest thing a coach or manager has said to you?

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Bailed. Out. A. Nonce.

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

If TAA doesn’t go to Euro2020, we must be 1/7 favourites and have elite players in every other position, along with the 3 elite RB. GS setting himself up, to be called out massively. TAA could grace a World11 and not look out of place. What a footballer. Madness!

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

Feel like writing a strongly worded letter to the beaut who parks on the bump, in a white van at the top of the Altway, just before the alt bridge. WHAT A WANKER! Every fucking day! 🤬🤬🤬

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@Joe_Clemo

1 year

@LukeHolden2426 Wish you would make your mind up

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

So where the 96 LFC fans who died, but he had no issue with mocking them.

Emily Atack

@EmAtack

4 years

Politics aside. Boris Johnson is somebody’s son, a father, a father to be. I really wish him a speedy recovery.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

So you stand a yard/1.5 yards closer to “near post” and show him all the goal. 🤢🤢🤢 embarrassing

Goalkeepers Anonymous

@goalkeepersanon

2 years

We are fighting a losing battle 🤦‍♂️

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@Joe_Clemo

9 months

He smokes them all

Queensberry Promotions

@Queensberry

9 months

Placing himself at the top 👆 @nick_ball97 is hunting down whoever has the belts next 😤

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Merry Christmas

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@Joe_Clemo

8 months

Ball vs Wood Ball vs Warrington Ball vs Gill All on the same night. Not arsed about the other 2.

Boxing on TNT Sports

@boxingontnt

8 months

Queensberry 🆚 Matchroom 🥊 👇 Build your ideal five boxing fights: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Imagine the stewards, bar staff, cleaners etc all relying on the money from this weekends sport, for it to be cancelled for literally no reason.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

TAA is one of the best footballers I’ve ever seen. The mad thing is, he’s only going to get better.

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

Girls that put up messages off lads, leathering then need a reality check. Buzzing because they have a slight bit of attention 😂

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

LETS FUCKIN HAVE IT!

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@Pkinnear123

7 years

Am in!!! Lets go #TheOpen #teamkin

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

If you want Haye to beat Bellew, you may as well read TheSun. #wools

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@Joe_Clemo

1 year

@JohnCharlesLave @PaulSmithJnr Counts as not exposing nonces though doesn’t it?

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@Joe_Clemo

1 year

Along with City having less points, goals, chances, touches etc etc etc.

Jamie Carragher

@Carra23

1 year

Alan Shearer just asked why people questioned the Haaland Man City fit in the first half of the season, he then showed analysis of Haaland not getting the ball early enough in the first half of the season, which was the reason why people questioned it 🤷‍♂️😂😂

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Anyone who buzzes off getting attention in an inbox 🚩 🚩 😷 😷

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@charlotte_ord

3 years

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

@sawe74 thanks for tonight and for the chat! Appreciate it!

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@Joe_Clemo

9 years

ENGLISH football fans moaning at John Stones for being confident to want and keep the ball is what's up with English football.

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

Iv played in goal with concussion and had worldies, played with it and had a stinker. Iv also played the day after returning from 5 days in IBIZA and had a worldy. HE HAS NO EXCUSE! All 3 goals his fault.

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

6 years

How did Loris Karius play on with concussion? How might it have affected him? Find out:

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Nothing weirder than a bird advertising she’s had a lad in her DMs IMO.

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@Joe_Clemo

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

Girls who buzz off a little bit of attention and put it in social media?? “I don’t understand them” 🤢🤢🤢

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

Makes me laugh when EFC/ LFC fans give recommendations of signings. “I’d take that Lemar me” after watching his best bits of YouTube or shorts vines, with no in-depth look on the lads qualities or watched 5+ games of the player 😂😂

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@Joe_Clemo

9 years

Come on!! http://t.co/3tuAwTlfNu

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

Fame hungry. There is no way it would of came out it was him and his family unless he went public himself. Don’t police give him 6 points now he’s admitted it? BAD BAD BAD BEAUT!

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

6 years

Dad who filmed Jamie Carragher spitting at car with teen daughter inside reveals 'death threats' have left him 'under siege'

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

My man @Pkinnear123 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

West Lancs Golf Club

@WestLancsGC

5 years

The final leaderboard for Regional Qualifying here at West Lancashire. @TheOpen @RandA @westlancsgreens

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

If KDB or Stevie G made the pass Henderson has just made, the press would be up his ars. What a pass.

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

How it started .... How it’s going

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@Joe_Clemo

6 months

Had a customer the other week. Did the job, then told me at the end she doesn’t get paid till the end of the month 😂. Asked me if it was ok. I’m looking at her thinking “on what planet have you lived on to think that’s ok?”.

Fraser Hoehle

@FrazHoehle

6 months

Honestly bugs my happiness how lax customers are when it comes to payments. Owed 6k from last week and people ignoring messages. Will just re name the business to buy now pay whenever you feel like it construction.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Anyone who’s played football (regardless of the level) knows that’s handball

Dale Johnson

@DaleJohnsonESPN

2 years

Goal for me. Can't be accidental attacking handball because Timo Kreher doesn't score. Kreher's arms are in a natural positon. So is it a deliberate action? You want it if you're a Bournemouth fan but it would be incredible harsh to rule it out.

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@Joe_Clemo

1 year

@snb19692 The monarchy supports nonces Steve?

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

I can’t think of a better save this season than Pickford from Henderson. Hasn’t been spoken about enough. World class.

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

The way she tried to blame Jordon was a disgrace. This is the girl who had a go at Danny, Maura and Molly Mae in her time for either cheating, telling lies and being a rat. SCUM

Love Island

@LoveIsland

5 years

Anna found her dream tall man in the form of Ovie in Casa Amor. #LoveIsland

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

Can’t beat next years secret Santa me. Got one of the birds I work with a dildo this year. Already planning next years!

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

Edward. I had to attend my Grandads funeral, with many family members outside, in tears they wasn’t allowed in. 9 people in the church, 2m apart. Fuck him. He doesn’t give one fuck about the NHS staff who have died, otherwise he would of kept to HIS RULES. As I said. FUCK HIM.

Eddie Hearn

@EddieHearn

4 years

Right or wrong I have no idea but something to think about it. If you woke up tomorrow to the news that this man had taken his own life would the same people hounding him and his family still tweet #BeKind - life is too short 🙏🏽

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Remember when Rom used to say this every international break. Everton fans didn’t say a thing.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Anthony Gordon will insist again in the next days as he only wants to leave Everton. Talks will continue in order to find a solution. 🔵 #EFC The player has been clear with the club: January move is his priority.

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Jordan Holmes

Only Fools and Horses Lines

@OnlyFoolsLines

3 years

You think I’m bald, don’t you? Well I’m not! ‘Well that’s a hell of a parting you’ve got there son!’

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Get innnnnnnn!!! Won't be able to sleep tonight. One of them games where you feel proud to be a team! @ashtontownafc #cleansheet

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

Played my first 90 mins at CB today. Gave everyone shit all game and never got called a fat bastard once. ANIMAL!

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

@nick_ball97 beats the pair of them with ease

DAZN Boxing

@DAZNBoxing

2 years

Not the result he wanted but Leigh Wood played his part in another incredible scrap 👏 Who next for him? #WoodLara

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Bruno will now be found out. No pens or free kicks. BANG AVERAGE FOOTBALLER

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

3 years away and I can just about reach the halfway line with my kicks. Feel like a kid, learning my angles again. Never loose it on my side volley @joshsumner94 . Great to be in a changing room having a laugh with your mates again, something everyone misses. UTB @AfcBull ⚽️⚽️⚽️

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

Great event. Smashed it @Pkinnear123 -5!

2020protour

@2020protour

4 years

Huge thanks to the guys from @ContentLivegolf for their help today! But keep checking the Tour website for 18 scoring! #MiniTour @Pkinnear123 just in with a 65 (-5) 🔥🔥🔥 #birdies

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

Nothing I love in this world, than funny irony. Girls on insta posting about being with there fella, how happy they are etc, yet I know people who have shagged them behind there fellas back. Don’t know why, find it proper funny me😂😂😂 NEED TO GROW UP JC! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

@nr147 @CFCDaily He’s tactically not good enough. I’m always one to give a manager time, but he doesn’t react to opposition subs, patterns of play or tweaks in formation. We’re so easy to play against it’s scary.

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

If no1 got tested in Liverpool, be no lockdown. Simple.

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Love how everyone quotes mental health when they’re in the wrong now 😂😂😂

Trevor Sinclair

@trevor8sinclair

2 years

It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s finding the strength to get back up and go again 🙏🏾 #MentalHealthAwareness

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

Don’t get why you film it? “Film me putting these in the bin”

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@MCATEER4

6 years

#getinthebin

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

Everyone should see me as a role model for next year. Then again, everyone should see me as a role model for every year! #tilledanimal

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Someone in my work told me there voting out cause of animal cruelty. Shes currently tucking into a chicken and bacon wrap. COULDNT WRITE IT😂

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

The greatest GK in PL history

MrBoywunder

@MrBoywunder

2 years

Alisson Becker 2021/22

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Typical Everton. Even the scissors are shite.

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

Knowing Everton, probably get built and then on the opening day, a freak, never seen before wave will just demolish the whole thing

Everton

@Everton

5 years

🏟 | We can reveal the final designs for our new 52,000-seater stadium at Bramley-Moore Dock on Liverpool's waterfront! A detailed planning application will be submitted today. 🙌 #EFC

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

I’m not scientist or politician but if the vaccine worked and the vulnerable have all been jabbed, why is this still going on?

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@Joe_Clemo

6 years

My mates 👌🏻

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

IF. FAYE. WAS. A. MALE. SHE. WOULD. BE. OUT. @Ofcom @LoveIsland

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Some people don't know the meaning of the word loyalty

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@Joe_Clemo

1 year

@premierleague Liners raising there flag again when he’s onside. Disgusting.

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Big game today! Come onnnnnn! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @ashtontownafc

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

If a guy behaved like Faye, they would get called a bully, aggressive and intimidating to woman. How a personality can make someone look so ugly right there ladies and gents.

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@Joe_Clemo

7 years

"Count your best mates on one hand".. didn't believe people saying that when I was a minor. How right where they? Belter set of mates me!

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

Who paid for my house deposit and bender I went on in May 2014?

Fantasy Premier League

@OfficialFPL

4 years

If Raheem Sterling is the answer, what is the question? #FPL

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Gana - Can’t take ball on half turn, can’t play between the lines, progressive passes are awful. Onana - Raw as they come. Needs taking out as any young player does. Iwobi - Once his press is beaten, due to his lack in understanding of the defensive side of CM, we’re overrun.

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@notJoth

2 years

Onana, Gana and Iwobi doesn’t work.

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@Joe_Clemo

8 years

Iv just seen something special. -11 course record at Kirkby ⛳️⛳️⛳️ @Pkinnear123 unbelievably unbelievable!

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@Joe_Clemo

11 months

@SnookerGoths I always feel with WST, once something is suggested by the fans, it a dent to there pride if they then do it. It has to be there idea if you get me? 😂

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

Boris mate, you let fans into Liverpool without any checks at all, when all your “experts” where saying it would be ok. Your a fuckin disgrace lad!

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

4 years

To those going against the advice we're getting from our experts, you're not only putting your own life and the lives of your family at risk, you're endangering the community and you're making it more difficult for us to protect the NHS and save lives. #StayHomeSaveLives

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Can’t be anyone else than Hugo Lloris. Gets away with absolute murder!

SPORTbible

@sportbible

2 years

Who is the most overrated player this season? 😩

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@Joe_Clemo

4 years

Can’t take any bird seriously who has got in a bikini in her bedroom, stood in the mirror and took a selfie. It’s October, it’s freezing and it’s weird.

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

Is that @MattyRobb15 on the front row? Quality that Matt 👍🏼 #class

Boxing on TNT Sports

@boxingontnt

3 years

Easy week for @BradStrand123 ! Done in one round and that's 6-0 👊

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@Joe_Clemo

11 years

Can't wait to tell my kids about Ronnie O'Sullivan. I havnt even got kids but he's unbelievable!

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@Joe_Clemo

9 years

Daz Sampson - Teenage Life (United Kingdom) 2006 Final @ScottBaker47 😂😂😂

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

Alisson on pure ability is levels above the lot of them

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@Joe_Clemo

3 years

@lukesimpson33 brilliant today mate! The save near post, through the CB legs 🔥🔥🔥

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@Joe_Clemo

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Joe_Clemo

5 years

@KyleLewis31 @mcummins9 @tombolton3 @TomWafer @luke_mcateer @jakejamesregan @cjjameson5 @JoshKilnerJohns Me and Tom have spoken lads. Meeting in Birkdale Village 22nd December at 14:30. Bring your new hairlines, old terrible lies you all used to tell, your wool accents and stories about college. Once we’re all together, the SOWIE lads are in charge as we havnt a clue. #allthebest

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@Joe_Clemo

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This had me laughing this! @joshsumner94 @JoeRafferty5 @AylmerPeter 😂😂😂 http://t.co/QNlYT4tyVy