Joe Barton @JoeBarton_ Twitter profile

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Joe Barton

@JoeBarton_

1 year

Very much enjoying that this Mediterranean washing machine has special settings for if you spill tomatoes, wine or olive oil on yourself

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Joe Wicks starting to limber up menacingly

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House has got full signal

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2 months

Still find it odd when you meet an adult who supports Man Utd. Can't explain but it just feels like something they should have grown out of by now

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Man on the till at the supermarket said he was impressed with my packing. I’m absolutely fucking buzzing. You just don’t get recognition like that every day. I feel like I could run through a brick wall

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He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s gonna start mining Arrakis for spice

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2 years

fucking cant wait for susie dent to tell us a medieval word for being under a desk later

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9 months

Culturally telling that Americans leave out milk and cookies for Santa whereas British people are like ‘quick shot of brandy before you drive home you big red cunt? Xxx’

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9 months

Just to provide a counter balance, as a Joey Barton who also had family members killed in WWI, I think it’s probably okay for women to be allowed to talk about sport 🙏😔

Joey Barton

@Joey7Barton

9 months

I have a great grandfather who was gassed at Ypres in 1915. He received a Military Medal for bravery later in that war. Patrick Stanton is his name. Look up his citation if you choose. I have a duty to him. And the hundreds of thousands of men like him. Those who gave their

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The face of a man who had to wait for new episodes of The Simpsons to drop on BBC2

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4 years

One to hold my hand, one to wipe away my tears, one to put on a plaster and one to give me a lollipop

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3 years

We improve their national dish with the gentle introduction of pineapple and this is how they repay us?

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2 years

Thanks guys this tweet would have been so helpful 2 years ago

Netflix

@netflix

2 years

Before he traveled to Italy, London-born actor Will Sharpe played a drug addicted rent boy in the brilliant crime thriller Giri/Haji

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3 years

They're trying to distract you from Albarn vs Swift with the Sue Gray report. Stay FOCUSED.

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6 months

Can you all not start leaving off the 'y' when you refer to him please, it's all I've got 🙏

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6 months

Joe Barton is 41 years old married man with a daughter tweeting about how he wouldn't have sex with 21 years old Greta Thunberg.

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2 years

The best part of the creative process is having a little idea pop into your head. The rest is fairly unbearable tbh

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6 months

God I would hate to know how long it takes to get a doctor's appointment in the third most powerful country in the world

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3 years

Was thinking bout a meeting I had in LA where an exec spent 30 minutes talking about how uptight & easily offended Brits are & I joked that it's weird how we're fine with the word 'cunt' tho and they went really quiet and said they don't like that word and then the meeting ended.

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9 months

Imagine having to watch your mum slowly succumb to poison as she takes part in a highly camp gothic death march hosted by national treasure Claudia Winkleman 😔

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3 years

My cat started breathing really weird yesterday so we took him to the vet and £700 later the diagnosis is... maybe he’s just a weird cat? Nothing wrong with him. Back home now. I’m going to kill him.

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9 months

Goodnight sweet prince. When you were on the pitch you gave everything. Sometimes you would leave the pitch, to take a shit, or fight someone. But you always came back. You are fully COYS and we love you

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3 years

Some birds are not meant to be caged. Fly free, Matt Hancock. They tried to stop you being your true self - an absolute fuck machine.

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3 years

Football coverage will apologise if you hear a swear word or cut away from a pitch invader but a man getting CPR while his crying wife watches on the sidelines they’re suddenly getting out the zoom lenses.

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2 years

When the Roald Dahl estate approached me to edit his work for a modern audience I was initially sceptical. But then they looked me in the eye and said 'Joe this is about one thing and one thing only: Oompa Loompas. Sucking. And. Fucking.' And I said ok you mad bastards I'll do it

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1 year

This is not main man at the Sunday roast mentality 😤

The Spurs Express

@TheSpursExpress

1 year

Harry Kane says he is enjoying the pressure of having to win every Bundesliga match convincingly, compared to how two Spurs games without winning “wasn’t a disaster”. [ @IndySport ]

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3 years

A selection of enjoyably intense responses to my silly Die Hard tweet

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@JoeBarton_

3 years

In the timeline of Die Hard we're in the post-credit sequence. The morning after. Bruce Willis watching his children open their presents. Numb, the adrenaline worn off. He excuses himself and goes to the spare bedroom. He cannot stop crying. So many men. He killed so many men.

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4 years

Having seen Lewis I think he might be overselling his ability to communicate with his face.

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@JoeBarton_

4 years

So yes obviously this is very exciting for me.

Deadline

@DEADLINE

4 years

‘The Batman’: Joe Barton Joins HBO Max’s TV Series As Showrunner Following Terence Winter Departure

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8 months

I pitched on True Detective S4. Would have loved to do it but at least I was saved from having to deal with the dipshit original creator. Issa López is a class act, looking forward to seeing her go from strength to strength

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3 years

Played a perfect game of Hungry Hungry Hippos today. 100% of the balls. My kids were in tears. Couldn’t believe it. For a professional Hippos player these are days we dream of. Why we push ourselves. Why we never stop believing we can be better. Faster. Hungrier.

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1 year

This is the worst thing Germany has ever done

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3 years

Everyone on Twitter yelling about the government apart from Spurs fans, who are having a somber memorial for Dele

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4 years

Might encourage my kids to start smoking so they occasionally pop out the house for five fucking minutes.

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3 years

You know I don’t like talking about my work or indulging in self promotion of any kind, but I DID write the screenplay to a horror movie once which I mention PURELY because it is Halloween today and I care about your spookiness.

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8 months

When the faithfuls saw Harry being sea sick that’s the moment they should have known he was a traitor. The briny deep offers no quarter to the deceitful.

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Joe Barton

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2 years

Happy Valley was great. Would personally be up for watching the Sarah Lancashire drives to the Himalayas in a knackered jeep spin-off as well, thanks.

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2 years

Tottenham social media team keep putting out videos from the training ground with captions like ‘Back to it! 💪 😝’ and it’s just Ben Davies walking past the camera looking like someone just ran over his dog

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1 year

@EvanHandler Eating a Tide pod full of ragu right now

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3 years

Writing "Well, you get the general idea" halfway through a screenplay and sending it off.

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2 years

Billy from The Boys supports both West Ham and Charlton Athletic like the authentic Londoner he is.

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9 months

In the olden days this man would have been carted to the sanatorium and given laudanum for his ‘nervous ailments’

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2 years

Oh to be in the room when the Wednesday writing team read this interview

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 years

"I don't think I've ever had to put my foot down on a set in the way that I had to on 'Wednesday,'" Ortega revealed.

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1 year

Because I have done all three

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2 years

Statistically someone has been fingered in that queue

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Joe Barton

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9 months

But we’re going to be absolutely RIMMED by mild temperatures come the spring

Metro

@MetroUK

9 months

The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice

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10 months

Romero gonna bring new meaning to the phrase ‘cashless society’

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3 years

Lucas, you’re so afraid of getting your heart broken you’re shutting yourself off from the possibility of ever finding true love again. Erik, you use humour as a defence mechanism. Gareth, you...

Hotspur Related

@HotspurRelated

3 years

José Mourinho stayed at the #thfc training ground for four hours after he was sacked and told home truths during talks with multiple players. [The Telegraph]

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4 years

Got Jackie Weaver doing sea shanties in the recording studio. Honestly sweating over here lads think I might have misjudged the longevity of the fads. Can’t get the deposit back.

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2 years

Sadly, yes, Netflix have cancelled this. Very proud of it and really liked the people I got to make it with. Sorry not to be able to finish the story...

Imaginarium

@ImaginariumUK

2 years

Half Bad is a show we are incredibly proud of, which gained stellar reviews, along with a fiercely loyal global fanbase. While we are disappointed not to continue the story, we have loved working with such a talented cast and crew on bringing our beloved show to life.

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4 years

Apparently we were filming this 2 years ago today.

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2 years

I feel like there was a moment in time where everyone was going to move to Margate and then only a few people did and now they all regret it.

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@JoeBarton_

2 years

Love Happy Valley but the props department have dropped a bollock here with a clearly fake pint of Guinness. How difficult is it to get this stuff right?

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@JoeBarton_

2 years

@nickmurftweets It’s the classic ‘ignore the show, cancel it, wait for one of the actors to be in a more successful production and THEN start the marketing’ tactic

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2 years

Writers should 100% get into the habit of asking other writers if the production company they're thinking of working with are any good.

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1 year

Eldest son and his friends are filming a little movie in our house today. Asked me to write a script for it 🥰 Refused cos A) I’m not a scab and B) they couldn’t fucking afford me

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4 years

Hey now

‘Cloverfield’ Sequel in the Works With Batman TV Spinoff Showrunner (Exclusive)

J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot banner and Paramount Pictures have tapped rising British scribe Joe Barton to pen the script for a sequel to 'Cloverfield.'

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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4 years

My parents have formed a childcare bubble with my sister and her kids so can’t help out with mine. And actually that’s okay because instead of complaining I’m just going to push this down and let it fester inside me until I die!

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3 years

Tragically allowing my mood to be affected by whether or not Tottenham Hotspur Football Club buy players whose existence I had not previously been aware of 48 hours ago

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3 years

I was 10 minutes late for a haircut appointment and a guy with dyed blonde tips told me I was a 'little late there buddy 🤨' and that he was charging me but couldn't cut my hair anymore. I think I will occasionally think of him and get annoyed probably until I die?

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Last night I dreamt someone sent me their screenplay but instead of paper they'd written each page in marker pen on the window of a kebab shop and then taken a photo of it so I had 90 photos of this kebab shop window and I was like oh boy I gotta tell 'em this isn't how it's done

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2 years

Happy Valley doing for PE teachers what Jaws did for sharks

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Joe Barton

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3 years

When you go to the chippy and they offer you salt and vinegar imho it would be more fun if they said 'salt and malt'? It's better, no? Americans would have been doing this years ago but they fucked up the definition of chips so they're out of the game but it's not too late for us

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2 years

Well. Yes. Indeed.

Deadline

@DEADLINE

2 years

EXCLUSIVE: Prime Video is developing an action drama series from film and TV writer Joe Barton and director-producer Michael Bay. The project hails from A+E Studios, in association with Range Studios, and Amazon Studios

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2 years

Completely share their concerns but I’ve never taken a posh teenager seriously in my life and I’m not about to start now

Damien Gayle

@damiengayle

2 years

“What is worth more, art or life? … are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet and people?” @JustStop_Oil ’s activists explain their action

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4 years

Sitting there seething while Father Christmas gets all the credit for finding a PS5.

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1 year

Sorry to be the voice of opposition against all you cynics but I have never, and will never, stand against love. I hope they felt like shooting stars, like the rest of the universe didn’t exist and it was only them. I hope they fucked like greased hogs all night.

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4 years

My dad just got a date for his vaccination! It's his secretary, Susan. Everyone’s devastated, how could he break up the family like this.

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3 years

This is the face of someone who has had to get out of bed to drive to their old house to pick up their cat who has someone found his way back there during the night and is trying to fight everyone who now lives there.

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2 years

A Christmas gift box arrived from Warner Brothers today including this commemorative book and mug from the franchise they fired me off.

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3 years

I remember talking to an actor who’d just joined a big superhero show, and them speaking at length about how intensely miserable the diet was making them. I really don’t know why we make actors suffer just so we can continue to aid the spread of toxic body issues to everyone else

The Guardian

@guardian

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Actor Rafe Spall talks about his weight struggles

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3 years

Someone please remind me that taking your only time off work all year when your children are also off school is, in fact, not a holiday.

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3 years

Set up a wildlife camera by the big hole in the garden and just FYI this account will exclusively be fox pictures from now on.

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4 years

I suppose now we may just never know whether I May Destroy You was better than Emily in Paris.

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3 years

It's the most British I've ever felt.

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3 years

Gave my 4 year old a chocolate biscuit and he said “Ooh it’s fucking Christmas” and walked off. Like a little Ray Winstone.

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3 years

Argh! In the treatment for series 2 there was this new character we all loved and the description was literally just ‘do you reckon we could get Kathy Burke for this?’

Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾

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Very late to the party but finished Giri/Haji last night. Don’t usually like gangsters and guns stuff but was completely captivated. Beautifully made, very funny and at times really surprising. Gutted there’s no second series. Criminal.

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Absolutely boggles the mind that I got a Bafta Cymru award and am still expected to make dinner for my horrible children like a peasant

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1 year

Christopher Nolan asks the questions other directors wont, like; what if Oppenheimer could get it?

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5 months

My 7 yr old had a panic about us dying so I had a difficult but healthy and most importantly HONEST chat with him about death (promised him we would cure it in our lifetime, assured him both heaven and/or reincarnation are real anyway so like don’t even worry about it mate)

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3 years

When my partner asks me to put the kids coats on she’s started immediately following it up with ‘I know they won’t fit you’, ruining my little joke and souring my morning.

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@Spacemanc “Choice of club”. You’re telling on yourself pal x

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9 months

Not to be hyperbolic but if Britain ever succumbs to a fascist coup Paul is volunteering for head of the secret police on day ONE #Traitors

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2 years

My kids are watching Rogue One. Feel like this film didn’t get the love it deserved. Top tier Star Wars IMHO.

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3 years

you owe me money

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3 years

No comment on the play, which I haven't seen, but there's a whole stable of establishment writers who've been able to get any old shit commissioned for years and it's nice if that is no longer the case.

David Hare furious at BBC after it rejects his Covid play, starring Ralph Fiennes

Playwright, who was gravely ill with the virus, says it’s ‘nonsense’ that viewers don’t want a pandemic drama

www.theguardian.com

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3 years

I turn 37 today. Trying to light the candles on my cake in the storm. The kids crying and begging me to come inside. Me refusing. I like my cake outside. Always have. Won’t change that now. Too old.

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2 years

Charles Dickens had a sister named Fanny. Fanny Dickens. And yet he never did anything with that. But we still call him a writer.

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10 months

Okay I’m back in

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1 year

3am in a stranger’s kitchen on a simply ungodly amount of ketamine

Brendan May

@bmay

1 year

I cannot stop watching this. It’s one of the most peculiar things I’ve ever seen, which given the venue, is really saying something. Get to the end (if you can).

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2 years

As a defender how do you stop Haaland? Traditional football methods wont work. No. You have 90 minutes to make him fall in love with you. Become his moon and stars. His reason to be. Make it so scoring against you would betray something unspoken inside him. Something real. Primal

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3 years

Guess if you post your wins you should also post your losses. Sadly adding this to the ‘ones that got away’ column. It really would have been something special. Hope Matt gets to make it one day.

Josh Horowitz

@joshuahorowitz

3 years

Bad news: the Gotham PD HBO Max show is on hold. Worse news: it sounded pretty awesome. Listen to Matt Reeves describe his Sidney Lumet inspired year one story and lament what might have been.

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2 years

I'm sorry but these children are too young to be commissioners

Broadcastnow

@Broadcastnow

2 years

EXCLUSIVE: Sky has launched a two-year commissioner training programme for six individuals to help widen the commissioning talent pool

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Sky TV

@skytv

8 months

#TheWhiteLotus star Will Sharpe will play Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in new Sky Original limited series #Amadeus . Playfully reimagined from Peter Shaffer’s award-winning stage play, Joe Barton’s new version promises a corrupting symphony of jealousy, obsession and genius.