Ex bike racer . . have been skilfully avoiding a proper job for 30 years .. stunt dad . . we can’t change the wind . but we can adjust the rudder a bit !
saddened to hear about Keith Flint leaving us. To most he was an unapproachable music icon. But for a small group of people who knew him through his passion for motorcycles and motorcycle racing he was the most genuine and friendly bloke you could meet. God speed Keith.
My first ever season . . Think this is Mallory Park . . leathers borrowed from Mick grant . . Helmet cost me 8 quid 2nd hand . . When the visor got scratched I took it off and raced without it . . Wot a mallet-head I was !! 🤣
And while everyone in the paddock is slapping each other on the back for a great BSB season (and it was) . . I’d like to thank the twitteratti for their opinions, advice, p
#ss
-taking, b##
#ockings
, humour and general input !! .
. Cheers boys and girls !! 👍
Planning a bit of gentle moggie action for my convalesce . . No tax, test or seat belts necessary . . And 70 quid fully comp insurance !! Ding dang doo !
I’m off to bed now . . So, to all my twitter mates . . I thank you for your support and or abuse throughout 2017 . . It’s been a rollercoaster for me . . But I thank you all !!!
Right, I know it’s never happening, but how good would it be to have some kind of transatlantic/eurolantic match race series again ? . Have em riding stock 600 bikes . . Cheap and fair . . Wot ya think ??
Again, I may get in bother for this one . . All I’ll say is that people weren’t as easily offended (thankfully) back then ! . . and it was the ladies chosen profession !
Had a go in a MK9 spitfire today . . What a thing !! . . Beautiful and brutal at the same time !! . . And I now have even more respect for the young blokes who went to war in them !!
Thanks to the pilot Charlie, the ground crew and
@AeroLegendsUK
Getting your iPhone battery changed in an apple shop . Wot an experience that is !! . Being talked down to by a pimply youth was a particular highlight ! And the paperwork ?? . . I’ve bought houses with less pissing around !!!
£83bn in active legal actions against the NHS I read yesterday. . . Just a thought . .
. . if we keep suing people for trying to help us . . we’ll lose the best health service in the world . .
Sad to hear of the passing of Murray Walker . . He commentated on a British champs race in ‘88 and said ‘Whitham . .Tall . .Blonde . .Confident young man’ . . Nice words . . but at the time I was definitely ‘short. . Mousy . . And shitting myself’ . . Legend !
God speed Murray !
Called on a local bloke called dick who is 95 to see if he needed anything from the shops . . He says ‘no thanks . . I called at Aldi yesterday and got 4 frozen chickens, 8 tins of spam and some UHT milk’ . . Different stuff his generation !
I don’t know how this happened but my daughter Ruby turns 21 today . . It’s been reasonably expensive, but she’s turning out OK .
I’m a very proud dad really ! ❤️
In 20 years they tell me we’ll all be driving electric cars . . So if you live in a street, like most people, and you come home and can’t park right outside your own house, where do you plug the thing in ?? . . The place will be awash with cabling !
#triphazzard
So, let me get this straight . The ‘peloton’ thing that’s being shoved on TV at the minute . . You pay to peddle your own static bike in your own spare room while somebody 200 miles away tells you to paddle a bit faster and then shouts ‘you’ve crushed it’ at you . . 🤔🤔
Just heard fairytale of New York on radio . . It’s been altered !! . . Obviously to keep PC loons happy . . The world has gone mad !!
Should go to jail for bastardising the best Christmas song ever . . Humbug !!
Wot could go wrong with a simple strimming job ?? . . Well, a small stone could ping up and go straight through a 2x1 metre double glazed window . . If you were really unlucky like !! 🙈
Came across a pic of my first yank motor home . . Bought it off foggy complete with full s#
#t
tank ! . . 7.2 litre V8 . . It’d do 90 mph but had crap brakes . . same stopping distance as a ocean liner !
If you’ve done ok out of all this then well done . . If you’ve struggled through it then you have my sympathy . . and I wish you a better 2022 ! Have a good night everybody !!
And if it’s flat out Friday ⬇️⬇️
@DRBrooks15
Keep yer chin up David . . I was a professional sportsman and was diagnosed with stage 3 Hodgkin when I was 26 in 1995 . . I had chemo and was rough . . But went on to compete at world level for another 7 years ! . . And my hair grew back ! 👍
XR69 all freshened up and ready to wheel off the bench . . Gonna do it as a roger Marshall rep so I’m just waiting some 11’s and star emblems from the vinyl man !! . . There’s still something brutal but beautiful about an XR69 . . For me anyways!
Forget bolting, or welding . . The greatest bond known to mankind is that between wood-chip wallpaper and plasterboard . . It’s easier to demolish the house !
I had some mates at school whose parents were original windrush . . To a man and woman they were mint . . Hard working, community minded, law abiding . . And cool too !! . . Just saying
Just checked into my hotel in Oban after riding through p##
#ing
rain all day . . I didn’t know it was a theme hotel . . But it must be coz My room is decked out exactly like a cheap room would’ve been like in the 1960’s 🤣
Half an inch of snow and the very fabric of the nation falls apart ! . . What the f#
#k
has happened to us ???
Harry Gration on look north telling us how to measure how much snow has fallen !! . . Jeez, I would never have worked that out harry !!
One minute I was watching her being terrorised by a Shetland pony . . The next she’s off for her CBT on a moped !! . . 16 years !! . . Where did that go !! Good luck Ruby !!
Had a couple of special guests turn up at Mallory today . .
@Reddingpower
and
@12BradJones
who was riding for the first time since his Brands crash 12 months ago . . Nice to see him back in the saddle !! Both the nicest of fellas !!