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Satire. AI/Non AI Surrealism Artist. Adventures of Jesus and Teeth! Home of Chaos Pixel! he/him AI Art Discord Community

Chicago, IL
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@JesusAndTeeth
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Kate Middleton is missing. Prince William showed up somewhere with a bruise on his neck. Thomas Kingston died from a “catastrophic head injury” in a building behind his parents house with a gun near his body and no one knew for TWO DAYS? WTF IS HAPPENING #March1st
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I know a few guys real good at finding missing princesses #KateGate
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@colorinaaaa Im here for this conspiracy like actually
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UK Twitter has everything. Missing Princesses, Pippa body doubles, missing crown jewels, Camilla on vacation, Katie Holmes, a crabby sick King, a funeral, and people who put the milk and water in before the teabag
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@JesusAndTeeth
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@DDame Delta broke my walker and I never heard a thing. I’m so sorry this happened to you
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@KRoyallyloves Ma’am or Sir, I tweet pictures of a terrified Barbie with teeth being chased by angry Jesus. I don’t think you should take me seriously.
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What the hell is actually going on with #KateMiddleton THIS IS WEIRD
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@LEinsight84 The public didn’t know for two days. Not he wasn’t found for two days 😂
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Why did this pop? 😂 Please don’t take me seriously. I post pictures of an angry Jesus chasing a Barbie with teeth. I question your judgment if you take me seriously at all 😂
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@Iknowstuff07 Whaaaaat?
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@JesusAndTeeth
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@moment_mirthful @PicturesFoIder Working 60 hours a week shouldn’t be the standard
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@JesusAndTeeth
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@mapledonut Same 😂 I don’t actually care and the fact that people are taking an account that tweets a Barbie with teeth being chased by an angry Jesus seriously 🥴
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@babygirlrosegem Got my conspiracy brain like
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@MadeforLife99 I’d watch that!
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@TheOGSangHeffa GIMMIE the tea!
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@thisistupic Like?! This is CRAZY
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@Miley_Foxx This whole thing is bonkers
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@blinkingspoon @Sal_Robins I lost 222lbs after treatment. Cope. 😂
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@JrMamaChuang My world looks like this mostly 🥴
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Angry Jesus and teeth Barbie having tea in Oz this morning
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@ThatBoyAqua Awww dang it
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@Koklikoowaa Liiiikkkke
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//CHAIRMAN OF THE CLOWNS //inspired by @DanielPlatzman
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@swiftiemootstwt You’re on your own, kid
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Hey guys! I’m putting together some digital coloring books! These are some test pages. Let me know what you use to color em and let me see the finished work! 🤍 I’ll have higher resolution one available with ones I edit by hand sometime this week.
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@JesusAndTeeth
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@zxexxc Already over
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@DarnGoodPie I made you pictures based on your name
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This person gets it
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@DarnGoodPie
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@JesusAndTeeth It's the Barbie and Jesus pictures that got me hitting that follow button 😂😂😂
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@0nlyMeez @CollinRugg @DailyMail I wish my family had seen it this way…I outed a lot of sick people in my family and they got angry at ME. I’m glad they disowned me but holy hell it was lonely for a long time. It says a lot about them that they disowned me instead of helping me. These girls are incredible 💯
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@GraceAloneSaved @Sal_Robins Why are you so mad while talking about Jesus? 😂😂😂 that’s not very Christian of you 😂😂🤣
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@stardust_lune @Lonely_Salad These conspiracies are bonkers
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@hazesoundwaves Laurie Metcalf is a national treasure
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When I tweeted this-never in a million years would I guess this is where we would be a whole TWO WEEKS LATER. I ask again-WTF IS HAPPENING #KateGate #WhereIsKateMiddleton
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Kate Middleton is missing. Prince William showed up somewhere with a bruise on his neck. Thomas Kingston died from a “catastrophic head injury” in a building behind his parents house with a gun near his body and no one knew for TWO DAYS? WTF IS HAPPENING #March1st
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America
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@zxexxc Sue me
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@ang_ang44 @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal I tweet pictures of angry Jesus chasing a Barbie with teeth. No one should take me seriously 😂
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@JesusAndTeeth
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It’s 11 am in the Midwest. Do you know where your tornado siren test is?
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Where the actual fuck is Kate Middleton? This seems totally normal to some of yall?! 🤨
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Kate Middleton ‘may never come back’ to her previous royal role after cancer treatment: report
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What the hell is going on with #KateMiddleton 🤨🧐 this whole situation got my conspiracy brain like
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@edielizzard1 @Sal_Robins Men in these replies really proving my point. I choose the bear 😂
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EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
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Kate and Meghan’s final form
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@gosforthgal Th his is her
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@jgcrum @NoCapFights Comments like this make me thankful I’m a happily married lesbian 🥴
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@KRoMoneyClip @TizzyEnt I found tons of pics, it’s 100% him I know now. Just don’t want to drop a name until Tizzy sees the dm with the links and pics in the very slim chance it’s not. Also cross referenced the name in the OG posters comments AFTER I found him, and it matched! I’m a ninja 😎
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@swiftiereverie @QinNiONG1 I’m really lonely and could use some Swifty friends 😕😭 no one in my life love her like yall do 😭
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@Faysugarfree Now do Meghan
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@Oitsukigamii @colorinaaaa Mind blown over these twitterspiracies
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The final boss of Kate Middleton Conspiracy Twitter
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I ran Kate Middleton conspiracy tweets through an AI image generator and this is what it gave us 😂
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Angry Jesus and Teeth Doll are out searching for Kate Middleton today
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@JesusAndTeeth
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@lion_and_dove @Sal_Robins Mine was just under treated for too long. My endocrine system was shot for a long time and it made me over produce cortisol. Which made me gain and gain. Once we got it under control I felt better and lost a ridiculous amount of weight over a 4 year span.
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Today angry Jesus found out teeth doll is scared of bees
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Hey all! The Jesus and Teeth creator is going to be away for a few weeks to take care of her mental health. I’m going to be taking over with the scheduled tweets until they return! (Name is Riley!) I’ll be posting the real time replies as scheduled things go out!
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@GardensR4Health @etnow I have ocean front property in Ohio to sell you
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Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, coming straight home to me
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This might be my best yet.
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I make coloring book pages, are these cool? #askdragons @Imaginedragons
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@Jiggems1 @thekid0208 @dennis_k_g @ClubShayShay @KattWilliams @KevinHart4real An artist/actor/comedian who has a major/indie label or studio backing their movement but presents themselves as a ‘homegrown start-up’ to create the illusion of an organic following. So in this context he’s saying he didn’t work from the bottom because he had connections.
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I ran religious conspiracy tweets through an AI generator and got this 😂
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@zxexxc sue me
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@featherty “What did you do to make him stalk you?” How many way was that asked? I’m so sorry.
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@PopBase Gavin Casalegno
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@colorinaaaa @Panderoona Don’t take the bait. Take an angry Jesus Barbie teeth picture instead!
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@taradublinrocks He looks like my boy! Meet Freddie Mercury! (Also sorry about the weirdos)
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@MsVanillaRose This is true (also always ask for help if you’re struggling)
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Me and my spouse before bed every night this week talking about all these Kate Middleton conspiracies 😂
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@scottwww7 @blinkingspoon @Sal_Robins Another man with an unwashed ass and a stupid opinion blocked 😂🤣
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@TelegraphRoyals Now do Meghan
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inspired by @CORPSE and @GloomyBearStore Titled: POLTERGEIST!
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@sc_campo125 @metpoliceuk @GCHQ @KensingtonRoyal @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal and @RoyalFamily probably aren’t taking an account that tweets pictures of an angry Jesus chasing a Barbie with teeth seriously 🥴
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@DanInCologne @BestOfDullMen Scrolled past, got it, laughed, scrolled back up to like this 😂
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Kate Middleton-please fire your PR team. Sincerely, The Entire Internet
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I bet money buys at least half a happiness. Maybe not the full thing. But about half.
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My AI prompt privileges really need to be revoked #LeapDay
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@go_seline @zeMaRoSm Me and angry Jesus over here looking at this mess like
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@Freedom16356531 @AP @GettyImages Because the pictures you guys keep pointed out aren’t photoshopped
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The original Jpeg without the black and White grade, I expect a full apology and retraction from @MailOnline @Telegraph @victoria_ward No trees or meadows were moved or swapped, this is the image straight out of camera. Also that is a Jacaranda Tree, not a willow tree.
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Turn on your water and drink some wifi
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@zxexxc getaway car
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Keeping the Jesus and Teeth handle but changing my display to Chaos Pixel so all of my stuff matches! Here's a taste of a new art style I'm learning! Have an awesome day and be weird!
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@cbucksrules My husband is trans and does none of this. Please don’t group all transgender people together. Some of them just live quiet lives like us and don’t push anything on anyone. He’s existing in fear now, because we don’t bother a soul but he’s had horrible comments spewed at him due
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Hey turn on your wifi and drink some water
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@edielizzard1 @Sal_Robins I’m so sorry you have it. It’s not fun. My thyroid is dead now since it took so long to treat.
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Do you consider Kate Middleton still missing? #whereiskate
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@lovewins11011 Interruption to divert conversation
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Youth pastors and their wives when people show up to their door unexpectedly
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Live footage of #WhiteRuralRage
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