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@JesseW8nmbrs

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Critters, art, movies, Equality for ALL, mostly SFW😅 I swear if you guys rip on me like 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here! Taken😊

California, USA
Joined July 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Here's everything in one place! Comics, games, collectibles, books, Indie Wrestling DVDs!
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Since Lee Pace is trending, don't forget one of the best shows in TV history.
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@thomaspluck I think everyone, no matter who they are, should be made to work in the service industry at least once in their lives. Signed, Former dishwasher/host/server
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@HamillHimself Someone asked me who the woman with Old Ben was, and all I could reply was "It was the 70's".
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So, not only did I wake up early, I woke up 50. What the frigging hell!?!?!?
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@NumbersMuncher @ScottWamplerBMD This response makes it worth watching the whole thing.
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Bruce Campbell trending under "Bruce Campbell" just proves how cool he is!
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Ah, yes. Much bigger than say Chernobyl, ExxonMobil Valdez, Deepwater Horizon... The hate these people have make them fucking stupid.🤦‍♂️
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@ecto_fun Wait, the lady or the dog?
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I'm so happy that so many people loved the magic that was Pushing Daisies.
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This is what you're supposed to wear when you're having chili dogs for your 50th dinner, right?
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@EmoPhilips He takes it out of Squidward's check.
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@RahulKohli13 The spinoff iCarly wasn't nearly as good.
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@ReneeLibby2 Well, it is one of the nuttier cheeses.
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@medievaliszt 2b ur not, whatever
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@SanJoseSharks Condemning the atrocities of one side while ignoring the atrocities of the other is shameful.
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@SamSykesSwears UPDATE: my novel is now 4 pages. Thanks a lot, Sam.
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You people were WAY too hard on this movie
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You people were WAY too hard on this movie
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@WhoresofYore When you're punching a boob And the moon thinks its rude 🎶That's Amore🎶
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@NaturelsMetal Can we take a moment to appreciate the silhouette they used for the crocodile.
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I've got to get this off my chest. I haven't watched Salem's Lot since it aired. I was 6 and it scared the shit out of me.
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@ask_aubry Is...is he unrolling the condom and then trying to slide it on!?!
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Mentally, I'm 14 so, Boobie Sports? Yes, please.
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@SamSykesSwears GREAT! Now people will think I stole Hatpants from you. Editing out Hatpants from my 5000 page debut novel.
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@SketchesbyBoze DTF = Down to Four
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@TommyWa44413854 @Wipeout @JohnCena @nicolebyer Yeah, you can leave now.🤦‍♂️
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I love when she lets me tuck her in.😊
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Did I need to buy these? No Do I know what in going to do with them? No Did I buy them and will I do something stupid with them? Yes!
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I don't know if this is paw work or lollygagging. @BitchestheCat vs @GroovyBruce
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I got my @TroubleTheTabby tote bag!
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Saw Ryan Reynolds trending and thought we were FINALLY getting Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place.😥
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Someone is standing in my neighbors garden and I'm not sure I like it.😅
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And since I don't have anything to promote, go watch Pushing Daisies.
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@thehumanxp That person doesn't get to have pets ever again.
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I was cool once. Like, 20 years ago.😂😥
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October 1st and she's already playing Michael Myers.
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@LolaLegged "I know how you feel, Lucky." -Astreya
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@ask_aubry I kinda wish Santa would have gotten up and decked this fuckhead.
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@chrisdelia Go see a doctor IMMEDIATELY !!! You might have the Small Cox.
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@RuthWobbles This is one strike I DON'T support. I hope you feel better soon.
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@ThatEricAlper Dear Prudence- Souxie and the Banchees.
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So, I've kept my accounts pretty seperate but I had a brief, very brief, go at sex work. And what's happening is really aggravating. Imagine someone telling you that you can't do your COMPLETELY LEGAL job because someone doesn't like it. But I have an account with 'them' (1/2)
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@Mr_Meowwwgi Just kept waiting for this.😅
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@artlisa84 I don't remember them sitting that far away from the campfire in Blazing Saddles.😂
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When baby falls down and runs right to mom.😥
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🐘 Baby elephant 🐘 Helmeted Guineafowl (Numida meleagris)🐦🦜🕊️🎵❤️
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@VoynichSolver They should taste it just once. And not the pretty public areas either.
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Someone was getting some sun.
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Who else has a "Chip Cat"?
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I need to commend whoever was in charge of picking songs for Lockwood & Co. First episode was all Bauhaus and now it's This Mortal Coil!
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@CatsOfYore I am now!😂🤣
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@roywoodjr @melanielynskey This is all I'm picturing. 😳
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I swear to fricken god, this one ALWAYS comes running from outside just to go in and use the litterbox, and then wants to go right back out.😫😭🤦‍♂️ JUST POOP OUTSIDE!
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@poppygibsonuk Happy Birthday!
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Now Watching: House Shark I'm sure it's been mentioned, and I'm not complaining, but who gets completely undressed to go to the bathroom?😂
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After not having any deer around for months, a deer came by the other night. I showed her the oak stump I've been watering to appease the deer gods so they won't eat my other plants. Today she brought her baby😻😊😊😊
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Whoever came up with Triscuit "minis", we need to talk. How am I supposed to fit any cheese on these!?!?!
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@AliceLittleEdu Coffee. Always coffee😂
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You all finally did it! And I still don't know what it means🤣 @kinky_horror #mutantfamily
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@soulphoodie I'm pretty white, but I'm even asking "Where's the damn spices!?!?"
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@LangmanVince If there's anyone who befriends and tries to seduce 14 you'd, it's guys who look like this.
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Cinema died when they stopped making movies with laser eyes.
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Beyond Evil 1980 / United States / Herb Freed
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@StrayCatsWM Thank you for giving him a fighting chance. At least he was loved and cared for in the end.
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Nailed it!
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I CAN'T BE STOPPED!!! Blueberry muffins made with coconut flour.
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@ask_aubry Every single conviction he presided over needs to be looked at and re-tried if need be.🤬
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Classing it up by wearing a watch today.
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Finally getting around to framing my Coraline print from @etherealartiste ! Watercolored the matte to compliment it.
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@ask_aubry A booger has a better chance at being picked.
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Can't remember if this is round 3 or 4.🤷‍♂️
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It turns out there was one pod that made it before the deer got to everything. BEHOLD MY BOUNTIFUL HARVEST!
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Keep seeing White Noise trending and keep thinking it's the 2005 Michael Keaton classic and I'm like "Huh?".
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@TimRunsHisMouth Reading(comprehension) is fun-damental
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@CathyFur Why, Thank you!
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@GarthMDarkplace You may ask "Did you learn anything from this?" Answer-
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@DaveVescio Aliens will finally come down and say "We have been watching for millenia and didn't think you could get any dumber."
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Post a gif of a famous person you've met...
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So, uhhh... Wow!
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@curlyhunny You don't chat up a girl when her guy is dressed like Chucky!
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You ever just want to take a bath in Tiger Balm?
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I always like when it's foggy at night.
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Well?
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@Odyne_LaFee Sending a big ol gentle hug.
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A good surprise. It finally happened. Even on her darkest days, she is a bright light on this blue marble. @CaringErin followed me.☺ Fuck if I know why😅
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@Jessica1990555 @LolaLegged Or, alternate take. There WAS ham.
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Happy Sun-day.
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@harmonybyday Happy Birthday!
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Quite possibly the best pic I will ever get of her.🙀😻😻😻
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@ask_aubry Bookmarking for all of the "Why don't you just report it?" fuckwads.
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Yeah, fuck you Jeff.
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You may be DTF, but are you DTN*? *Down to Nap
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How it started How it's going
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Finished another one.
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Would you look at this distinguished gentleman.
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Why am I up this early?🤷‍♂️ Might as well take advantage of a sunrise.
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