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@Jess_no_maybe

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Florida man

Flavortown, USA
Joined May 2017
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@Relobs @KingCarBQ @WhatQueerIsThis *takes breath from insatiably stuffing his mouth with Elon’s skidmarked underwear* “You wish you could afford to do this”
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
@nmdeathboy @SwampCommunist Comrade Spears will lead us to liberation
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@ashketchums_cum @sharifear_ @jessicaramos Only on twitter would you find someone making the argument ✨one billion dollars✨ is closer to lower class. Incredible stuff
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@iowntwocouches @buzzfeedjenny “Place a heavy piece of furniture…” It’s a cruise ship there’s no way that stool is over 2lbs
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@Itsjoelogan @equ1_n0x @Sirferrell1 lol so they can’t be in a relationship with someone taller without everyone assuming that person is into kids? Way to stigmatize little people from loving outside of their height
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@MartyMoore659 @BepoHeartPirate @blumom2015 @JoshuaSteinman Interesting since conservatives were the ones who created desperate immigrants by destroying central and South America after installing anti-labor puppet governments to keep American corporations fat and happy. Feeding the mouth that bites you.
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@Jess_no_maybe
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11 months
@EdonGuraziu @Keltzar1 @dharh @ostonox *watches dummy get fuckin bodied inside crumpless anvil on wheels* “Ummmmm akshuallyyy”
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@Vasacigod9 @pk29a7ag @JonGonzalvo @DETBadger @DailyLoud "Y'all do anything but blame the killer" said so confidently as if our justice system isn't hellbent on punishment instead of rehabilitation and half the country doesn't still put people to death. Caging people like wild animals and wondering why our recidivism rates are so high
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@ReyDeNuevaYork @slvppy Omg I thought it was a girl with some handicap and thought hmm this is mean then got to the pregnancy pics
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@BadBurritoBoi @esjesjesj As a gay dude I just can’t tell you how much I love honeymooning with my wife. I’m ashamed. I wish I was straight enough to suck a juicy hairy man cock like a real patriot such as yourself brother 🤘
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@miyuyus_ @JoshLipnik Nah you were onto something
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@SuperMutantSam1 @Dionysu06200560 @R47L0V3R Bro this man thinks i would rather lift a snickers than stuff an entire standing rib roast in my pants if I could get away w it
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
Chillin
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@Endthemisery1 @ONEBIGMONSTER_ Bro you're getting destroyed in the replies. Do you have a humiliation fetish? Not kink shaming
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@acacianforest @MarathonOnYT @Relobs @KingCarBQ @WhatQueerIsThis *takes breath from insatiably stuffing his mouth with Elon’s skidmarked underwear* “You wish you could have all this power”
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@Itsjoelogan @equ1_n0x @Sirferrell1 Also by that logic wouldn’t little people be into kids for loving other smaller people?
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@Jess_no_maybe
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11 months
@Doctor_K_1967 @balescherry I would but they’re prob busy bombing a hospital
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
Mornin from Kentucky
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
Fall fit
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@ill_Scholar @SamanthaSayTen @exalted_abyss @Esqueer_ I think bring chronically online has melted your brain
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
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@Jess_no_maybe
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11 months
🥜’d
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@Jess_no_maybe
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10 months
@inside_storiesA @FAFO_TV If you gotta break laws to discipline your kid wtf are you doing to them
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@WhoIsCollinMe Thinks he can just let tweets like that rip without causing a stink
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
Gots me a haircut
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
Buddy said I look like a cop. Don’t know what he’s talking about. Anyways, you have the right to remain sexy *slaps fuzzy cuffs on ya*
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
Tryin to beef up for winter
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@Lycus_2 @daveanthony @NobleQAli How many billionaires we can dome before 2.5 degrees
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@yeatsdf @TheMattEsh @Timcast I’m gay and I’m attracted to trans men even though they may have a vagina but not attracted to trans women despite having a penis. I guess by Timmy’s logic I’m straight. A lot of fully functioning brain cells under that beanie I tell ya whut
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@kamrtate @DiscoOverwatch @jakep316 @XenoDrobot @Kushbai @Timcast Aren’t you guys calling them mentally ill *because* they change genders? Just live and let live. Why do you care so much?
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@Jess_no_maybe
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8 months
@dilfsauce1 @saintmacklin No. He went from extremely handsome to James Charles Chad meme
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@Jess_no_maybe
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6 months
@Arnolds_Life @realitybites555 @justin_al3x Because he’s an engagement farming homophobe who thinks he’s hot enough for someone to buy him a MacBook
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@TitoTheBulkings @DanaldTrump @AHungryBuffalo @TheOnion Dan may not have a checkmark but he def has the personality of one
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@MarathonOnYT @acacianforest @Relobs @KingCarBQ @WhatQueerIsThis Idk man I personally wouldn’t try to start a masculinity contest with a pfp of Flint Lockwood flexing in his dirty mirror
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@1Progressivism @ChudsOfTikTok Very progressive to mock someone having a psych episode
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
Who doesn't enjoy their own brand
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@Jess_no_maybe
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8 months
@DanimalsAreYum @ajenice_z @BestFightClip I see Huey but I read that in Riley’s voice
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@0DTEMax @bizlet7 As a gay man I can confidentially say this dude has touched less pussy than me
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@sarahlicity @FalcoNat38 If feel like this isn’t the only one of her tweets that went viral
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@stephan13leigh Be a shame if someone lobbed a brick at it
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
Grumpy turkey
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@kamrtate @DiscoOverwatch @jakep316 @XenoDrobot @Kushbai @Timcast Dang dude your profile is some sad shit. Literally dedicating your whole life to trans and gay people
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@Jess_no_maybe
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7 months
@_aliceandco1 @toottootchoo @_sn_n “Why? Because we’re homophobic and transphobic?” *Slowly animorphs into a crawfish*
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
I miss Gatlinburg and getting hammered in the mountains
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@thespearing @elonmusk Your humiliation kink is paying off 👌
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@NaoMeow3 @Stone_tossers @reddit_lies @InsaneCope Day 18 of little to no sleep. Woke up last night drenched in sweat having the same nightmare about 2 wooden cylinders rubbing together
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@mannybagadonts My dick waits until I'm washing my hands just to make sure I piss myself
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@ilovepreserves @_RowdyPup_ Bigots are men like you telling people what gender they are even though there’s study based evidence that shows people’s brain scans correlate with the gender they identify as. See I can do that too. Acting like you know more about a person than they do. Shut up.
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
@griffraff97 Shit rocks my world
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@SS281_ Ayyy 🦧
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@Jess_no_maybe
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11 months
@dirtiestbulk My ai boyfriend loves me
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@Rizgrowl @tr3ch3ary_ I gotta hand it to him. Getting paid to degrade a bunch of insecure rich guys is a dream come true
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@SkyBlueTsunami Warmed my cold heart
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@PotatuhDaddy Well I’m hard
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@KevaMinaj @KingVirgoB Omg they tortured these women
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@Reaverbot1 @TampaWoman1965 @TrapperrKeeper @dannolan Being pro-cancer ammunition is fine, welcome even, but I will not stand for potty mouths on this app
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@Jess_no_maybe
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1 year
@Miguelthebeard Lookin great with and without the fur. I hope you’re proud of your hard work 🤘
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@Jess_no_maybe
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7 months
@CurtisT19233930 Damn that looks tasty af
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@Jess_no_maybe
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@Jess_no_maybe
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10 months
@anunnakidave @AtlantaConserv1 @cctvidiots It’s a capitalism problem. The rich get richer and the poor are left to suffer
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@Jess_no_maybe
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8 months
@JJRahKay @mayhemp199 @SandileM188457 @HORHEAD_Sales @MeekMill Letting my food sink to the bottom of the pool and starve because I’m totally not insecure
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@Jess_no_maybe
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3 years
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@_Based_GigaChad @clayplacejones @Timcast Not everyone who points out the futility of todays labor culture is a communist. But that wouldn’t rile up Timmy’s followers now would it
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@Jess_no_maybe
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2 years
@galaxyfarrahway Where were those G.I. Joes when I was a kid
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@Jess_no_maybe
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9 months
@dannstacks @BadBurritoBoi @idkdestroyer @esjesjesj I play call of duty which is let’s just say not the most politically correct game and never hear it used. Even the hard r gaming community is like that’s behind the times
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@Jess_no_maybe
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6 months
@ChoicesLikes I was too focused on other things I forgot how to read 😆
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