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ham mike

@griffraff97

4 years

reading theory

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ham mike

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4 years

do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing

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ham mike

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3 years

hey man sorry i haven’t texted lately i’m completely addicted to drugs

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ham mike

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2 years

i think if my dab pen spent less time and energy blinking it’s gay little light telling me it’s about to die it might have enough charge for me to get another hit

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ham mike

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2 years

lady i work with said they found 30,000 half eaten children on joe bidens property in ukraine

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ham mike

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1 year

important update

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1 year

late to work this morning

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2 years

it’s time to feel horrible

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ham mike

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3 years

pussy from a girl who is evil

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ham mike

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2 years

my beautiful abomination

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ham mike

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6 months

why does my room look like it’s being inhabited by a mentally ill person

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ham mike

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3 years

putting my infant son in the floorboard of my truck and letting him roll around like a water bottle while i’m driving

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ham mike

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4 years

it’s infinitely funny to me each time a tesla blows the fuck up for no reason

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ham mike

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3 years

borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later

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ham mike

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3 years

led headlights should be illegal. too bright. nobody needs to see that good

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ham mike

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3 years

i’ll eat any pill even a big one with POISON written on it

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ham mike

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2 years

it’s throw up thursday everybody throw up

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ham mike

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4 years

i was just trying to spread the word

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ham mike

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3 years

twitter is a cool website because nobody from boston massachusetts uses it

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ham mike

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3 years

need me a girl who will kill me in my sleep

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ham mike

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2 years

when i get high and eat a block of cheese that’s the real me

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ham mike

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2 years

it’s okay to abuse substances if your shoulder hurts

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ham mike

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2 years

permanently banned from the local kohls for killing my son there

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ham mike

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3 years

time to get high and sit in my truck for three hours

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ham mike

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3 years

cute girl at the dmv holding my greasy phone to look at proof of insurance for a car while i get a twitter notification for some shit like “my dick to short to reach inside the pussy”

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ham mike

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3 years

getting a waitresses number and just taking her on a date where she works

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ham mike

@griffraff97

3 years

describe your labia using only a photo

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ham mike

@griffraff97

2 years

hey babe sorry i have so many curios and relics scattered around my room

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ham mike

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3 years

petunia is hanging out

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ham mike

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3 years

he’s my copilot

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ham mike

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3 years

few things beckon to me like the giant mountain dew button

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ham mike

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3 years

if you take a shit bigger than your dick you’re gay

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ham mike

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2 years

found my sons weed and laced it with fentanyl

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ham mike

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3 years

cigarettes are worth any damage they cause my body

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ham mike

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4 years

learning that girls actually shave their balls more than guys

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ham mike

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3 years

feel inconceivably bad. not gonna change any aspects of my life however

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ham mike

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3 years

beautiful petunia

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ham mike

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2 years

i believe her

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ham mike

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2 years

swturday night baby

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ham mike

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3 years

they just changed the rules, fucking a girl is now gay and fucking a guy is straight

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ham mike

@griffraff97

4 years

oh shit! mitch mcconnell is sucking me off and throwing that little turtle ass back

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ham mike

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2 years

something bad will happen if i don’t hit my vape

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ham mike

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3 years

a good morning routine always includes 10-15 minutes of sitting there doing nothing for no reason

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ham mike

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3 years

i’m done paying for things. everything is free for me now

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ham mike

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2 years

my son is hiding

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ham mike

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2 years

sorry i have to hit my vape at the wedding reception dinner

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ham mike

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3 years

*buys $1500 gaming pc first google search: battlefield vietnam torrent

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ham mike

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3 years

driving home from work

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ham mike

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1 year

late to work this morning

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ham mike

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2 years

sitting in her lap while we makeout

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ham mike

@griffraff97

3 years

meeting my son for dinner

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ham mike

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4 years

@estrozeneca girls 🤝 shaved balls

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ham mike

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2 years

my fucking son won’t forget father’s day again

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ham mike

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1 year

eating a bunch of delta 8 edibles at work so i can fully simulate autocad in my mind

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ham mike

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3 years

one like and i grab their guns

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ham mike

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3 years

vegetarian dinner

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ham mike

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1 year

killing my son

Weed Porn

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1 year

This weed gummy bear is 2,500mg, wyd after eating it?

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ham mike

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3 years

you’re looking busted as fuck this evening

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ham mike

@griffraff97

2 years

@brother_dag i admit, it made me think twice about what kind of guy biden is

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ham mike

@griffraff97

3 years

at 10k i’ll tell my asexual son that i love him

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ham mike

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3 years

abt to go on a hike with my son

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ham mike

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3 years

it’s fine if your kidney hurts for a minute

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ham mike

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3 years

holy fucking shit

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ham mike

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2 years

after a few beers i need to handle a deadly weapon

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ham mike

@griffraff97

1 year

i hope this young man lives i drove him to the vet school in my squarebody at like 85mph

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ham mike

@griffraff97

3 years

crawled under the house

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ham mike

@griffraff97

4 years

@9ro9_wilson you know the old saying, there’s more than one way to shave a ball

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ham mike

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3 years

sleepy petunia

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ham mike

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2 years

ah fuck grabbed the wrong pill bottle

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ham mike

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2 years

everyone went home time to clear the shop

ham mike

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2 years

it’s take your tantal to work day

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ham mike

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3 years

hey petunia

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ham mike

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3 years

hey man thanks for shutting the hell up. it really means a lot

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ham mike

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4 years

@mistermoviespod i’m just imagining the minions working for pol pot

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ham mike

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3 years

about to crank one out

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ham mike

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3 years

sometimes i let the mosquito finish sucking my blood

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ham mike

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3 years

don’t have covid but i’m gonna try ivermectin anyways

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ham mike

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2 years

hog time

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ham mike

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3 years

gm petunia

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ham mike

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3 years

god it was worth it

ham mike

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3 years

might go to an estate sale this morning

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ham mike

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my son cut my brake line

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ham mike

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3 years

90 years old at my good friends funeral. i’m giving a speech and i tell everyone that he came out to me as gay right before he died. not true but it’s a really good prank

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ham mike

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4 years

i put 75¢ into the drink machine at work and select mtn dew, a sunkist comes out instead. at home later that evening, i walk over to my bookshelf. after a quick scan i see george orwell’s 1984. i somberly remove it from the other fiction books and place it on my nonfiction shelf

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ham mike

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2 years

got panera bread

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ham mike

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4 years

i work at the funeral home that will be handling rush limbaugh’s remains and i’m going to cram so much stuff up his asshole

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ham mike

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3 years

damn girl you look stupid as hell rn

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ham mike

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2 years

many of you have come to know and love petunia, she was about nine years old and passed away a few weeks ago. she split her time between my house and the neighbors and was truly as much of a people person as a pig can be. she will always be loved and missed ♥️