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@JeffCatholic

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Traditional Catholic. Husband. Father. Promoter of puns and dad jokes. Super fan of the Super Fans.

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@JeffCatholic
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If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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@theoldzealand From open play*
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@nocontextfm1 Ted Lasso
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@JeffCatholic
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lol these nuns used to have a stranglehold on Benedictine. Then, a group of young chads attending fought back in the 90's. They brought in pro life speakers and the nuns would actually go around tearing down the posters. Anyways, several became monks at that monastery and now
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Of course it’s the founding order of women religious who drop the bomb. ❤️
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@JeffCatholic
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It's ok to tell dad jokes before becoming a father. It just makes you a faux pa.
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
Wife is in ER. Prayers please. Waiting to see if it's an infection or something else.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@MargoCatholic @JessicaCoblentz My wife fully agrees! She told me she was on cloud nine thinking of all of the babies who would be given the chance to live.
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@JeffCatholic
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@JeffCatholic
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What's the oldest man-made thing you own? For me it's a Byzantine Crucifix estimated to the 8th century.
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@MiddleearthMixr If he doesn't have yellow boots we riot
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@Goodtweet_man It's really impressive it's only 1/4 pound
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@JeffCatholic
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4 months
Never not hysterical
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
In your mercy please pray for the repose of the soul of Stephen Anthony
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
What's the oldest thing you own? For me it's a Byzantine crucifix estimated to about 800 AD
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@JeffCatholic
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🤣☠️
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Isabel la católica 🌸⚜️
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@JeffCatholic
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@michaeljknowles Paganism sounds so much more exciting and thrilling until you see it in practice. Its either laughable or horrifying.
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@JeffCatholic
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@HippieReligious Are those your church jeans? Because they're holey 😎
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@JeffCatholic
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@RobbyBerger Bro it's 1.000, not 0.100
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@JeffCatholic
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3 months
My uncle got two dogs and named them Rolex and Timex. They're his watch dogs.
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
Thanks be to God my sister in law is coming home! She went to confession for the first time in 20 years and met a merciful but good priest who told her the steps she would have to take to be received back into full Communion (including convalidating a marriage). She was giddy!
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@JeffCatholic
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5 months
This offer still stands. I'm not monetized and have no desire to do anything besides provide these to any grieving parents in need. If you feel so inclined please share.
@JeffCatholic
Supreme Puntiff Jeff
1 year
If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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I still appreciate the definitional point that @michaeljknowles made: spiritual but not religious is literally describing the demonic. They are made of pure spirit (spiritual) and don't give to God what is his due (not religious).
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@reddit_lies You have a right to defend your property and Americans have the right to use the second amendment to exercise that right.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@NoContextBrits Beatles, queen, and zeppelin
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@JeffCatholic
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4 months
Who knows what this is for on the back of pews? I'm guessing not many.
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@JeffCatholic
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5 months
I don't get the new redheaded chick meme
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@JeffCatholic
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@Utterly_Jean If it would be helpful, I build miscarriage caskets for free
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@JeffCatholic
Supreme Puntiff Jeff
1 year
Reminder this offer exists
@JeffCatholic
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1 year
If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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I am not monetized so I truly hope this reaches whoever needs it. Thank you to all who have shared.
@JeffCatholic
Supreme Puntiff Jeff
1 year
If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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9 months
The man didn't deface the satanist statue. He Bonifaced it.
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@JeffCatholic
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11 months
Making a third miscarriage casket tonight. Please pray for this beautiful child and their family enduring this loss.
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@JeffCatholic
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11 months
Please pray for the repose of the soul of Germaine Caritas, a beautiful child unfortunately taken before they left the womb. Also pray for their parents.
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@JeffCatholic
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@ZubyMusic @jordanbpeterson @elonmusk ZuBe the change you wanna see in the world!
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
If you would please pray for me. I found out I will be laid off as part of an RIF. Thankfully there was a severance, so thanks be to God he has provided grace for me to be calm. In even better news my wife is a saint. In prayer she heard this would happen last week 🤣
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@JeffCatholic
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3 months
@DefiantLs Auditions for the Acolyte
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@JeffCatholic
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9 months
Wait it's become a common thing that people are waking up between 3-4 AM? It's not just me?
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@JeffCatholic
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4 years
@HoosierDawgPens @MattWalshBlog On the contrary the state has not only the right but the responsibility to protect its citizens and mete out justice. There are crimes so heinous that the death penalty is absolutely justified.
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@JeffCatholic
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4 months
Am I the only one who doesn't care one bit about the upcoming Olympics?
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@JeffCatholic
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@prettytradmomma I'm so sorry, Chicky. If you are in need of a casket for your child I provide them free of charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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8 months
What did the Romaine Catholic priest say? Lettuce Pray
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
New job starting tomorrow. Prayer truly appreciated.
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@JeffCatholic
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8 months
So they'd be... carted off?
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Under Christian Nationalism, those who don't return shopping carts will be sent to re-education camps
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@JeffCatholic
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ROMAINE CALM
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Eric Alper 🎧
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@JeffCatholic
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@FrDaveNix We've always been accused of cannibalism. May as well lean into it.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 months
Resharing just in case it's needed
@JeffCatholic
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If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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@JeffCatholic
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What's a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing and mean your mother.
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@InvertTheWing @DjedSpence Let Royal go on a free and keep Spence
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@NoContextBrits That gives me a sinking feeling. At least it’s unlikely to hit ice there.
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@JeffCatholic
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9 months
Definitely giggled making this
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
Prayers please. A family member may be having a miscarriage.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
Martin Luther had such respect for scripture that he removed 7 books, wanted to remove the epistle of James, and added ex nihilo the word faith to the proclamation that we are saved by faith.
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@JeffCatholic
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@EduardHabsburg If you haven't been made aware look at the inner ring of the bottom of the cup. Little surprise.
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@FiatLuxGenesis Always have been, always will be
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@JeffCatholic
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"You've just been smoked" - @michaeljknowles
@BadQualityMemes
Terrible Quality Memes
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New ad idea for @michaeljknowles 😂
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@JeffCatholic
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9 months
More prayers please for the mutual who is still in the hospital and is scared.
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@JeffCatholic
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5 months
I lost a quarter of my roof last night. Oof.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 months
I don't think I'm shadow banned. React if you can't see this.
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
I'm not going private. And I don't care if you see this. I just wanna say: A steak pun is a rare medium well done
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@JeffCatholic
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1. Treat every gun as if it were loaded 2. Do not point the gun at anything you do not intend to shoot 3. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are prepared to shoot 4. Know your target and what is behind it
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@JeffCatholic
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I wanted to be a monk, but I never got the chants
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@BadLegalTakes Dude could have his own Bad Legal Takes Of account
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@JeremyDBoreing I honestly did feel this way a lot until we started winning. DeSantis in FL during Covid, DailyWire defeating the Vax mandate, Roe overturned. There is hope, and some of that is because of you.
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@JeffCatholic
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4 months
100 likes and I'll do a face reveal
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
Christopher Columbus was a good and faithful Catholic man who bravely ventured forth. We are indebted to him. Happy Columbus Day.
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@JeffCatholic
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6 months
Should I buy this smoking jacket? Poll in replies.
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Found this on amazon and am so tempted
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@JeffCatholic
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself
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@JeffCatholic
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4 months
A man had to shut down his chicken dating service. He was struggling to make hens meet.
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@JeffCatholic
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8 months
Good people of Twitter, I have two mutuals very much in need of prayers. Please pray for them.
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@UpdatingOnRome That Czechs out
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2 years
@MidnightMitch Umm he drinks diet caffeine free coke
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@JeffCatholic
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2 years
@ZubyMusic Nope. But remember, the slippery slope doesn’t exist.
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@JeffCatholic
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7 months
Did you hear about the guy who made a typo on a headstone? It was a grave mistake.
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@JeffCatholic
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7 months
Your periodic reminder that, definitionally, spiritual but not religious is a perfect descriptor of the demonic. Much thanks as always to @michaeljknowles for this insight.
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@JeffCatholic
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Prayers up tonight for two families who lost their unborn children.
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8 months
Bahaha this rocks
@StuffForSisters
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Scientists and historians used computers to create this rendering of the face of St. Peter the Apostle.
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@JeffCatholic
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10 months
What is a dish you prepare excellently? Mine is cheesecake. This is a raspberry white chocolate one that turned out quite nicely.
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Tweeting from heaven after I was raptured
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
What movie did you cry at that you weren't expecting? For me?
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@NatlParkService @HistoryVareck Leslie Knope is that you?
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@JeffCatholic
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My wife and I agree: our wedding reception was so beautiful, even our cake was in tiers!
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@JeffCatholic
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8 months
My child asked how long it takes to pray the rosary. I responded: Decades.
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
Catholics must refrain from texting former boyfriends/girlfriends. That’s flirting with ex-communication.
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@JeffCatholic
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6 months
I know everybody has been waiting to hear my input on the controversy, so here goes: I think grilled cheese is perfectly acceptable for adults, and I prefer it with cream of tomato soup and cut from corner to corner. That is all.
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I always see LOTR content but almost never Harry Potter or GoT. Either this is a sign of their fading significance OR it just means I've picked my friends here well.
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7 months
"Do you know any jokes about sodium?" "Na"
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@JeffCatholic
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6 months
I have nothing against leggings. My wife wears them all of the time. What I am against is wearing leggings as pants without anything else.
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@JeffCatholic
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It's a silly request but I'll make it anyways. Please pray for our family as we go camping. Had several mishaps the last few times and really hope it goes well.
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
Went very well. Thank y'all for the prayers! Celebrating in style
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New job starting tomorrow. Prayer truly appreciated.
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@JeffCatholic
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6 months
Any male with a button up shirt (including polos) that buttons the top button whilst not wearing a tie of any form needs to be institutionalized.
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7 months
Reminder that Lent is... fast approaching 😎
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@JeffCatholic
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I bless the steaks down in Africa!
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My ideal breakfast. Don't be a hater ❤️
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@crogers_htown @arghavan_salles My wife and I have shared notes on our phone of short and long term to do lists so we are both aware of what the other has on their plate and we don't have to worry about unspoken expectations
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@JeffCatholic
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"Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written." Just might be the hardest line ever from a novel.
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@JeffCatholic
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Don't be a doer. Be a beer. Take whiskey chances. Don't wine about the results. And whatever you do, keep your spirits up.
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@TheBabylonBee @AlissaWalsh21 you look different for some reason...
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@JeffCatholic
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7 months
People like @MargoCatholic that dislike cheesy puns prove that many suffer from laughtose intolerance
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@JeffCatholic
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1 year
Oh deer
@OrwellNGoode
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Bahaha this is hysterical
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Pour one out for the laid-off @latimes journos
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