@WhitlockJason
Are you trolling?
There’s no way you actually think he did this on purpose… right? The most milquetoast dude on the planet just randomly deciding to do real life GTA?
@glitterwitchx
@dsonoiki
@jk_rowling
One of the greatest moments I’ve experienced on Twitter. Lol.
Zero chance you don’t delete this once someone smarty explains it to you.
@RealDianeYap
This isn’t that hard Diane.
This is what men want and what my wife said / does for me
“You’re a hot peace of ass that I’d hook up with anytime & anyplace, so let’s make this a forever thing so I can get IT whenever. Oh and you’re smart and funny”
@JJWatt
Years of a trash product…. Gave up season tickets and haven’t gone to a game in 5-6 years.
I’m actually paying attention for the first time in a while.
Gonna need some more proof before I take my money back to that stadium.
@realchrisrufo
One of the few people actually making a real difference rather than just yelling into a void.
Some of the best money I’ve ever donated.
Keep crushing it homie.
@hollowearthterf
My Wife tells me she won the lottery every day. I have no clue how I got so lucky. Out kicked my coverage by a lot.
This was our text exchange driving in this morning. We text almost the identical message at the same time. That’s why there’s an “lol”.
Ps. We’re 13 years
@louise122884
Imagine being happy and content with being kidless and unmarried… yet spend your free time tweeting shit like this. Lol
You do you homie.