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@JeansAndSheux
DJ&S
2 years
Good honest walking race between a scenesman and workman. Scenesman just edging it.
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@JeansAndSheux
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Scene members en route to a beer garden en masse this evening #heatwave
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@JeansAndSheux
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I don’t think you could find a public figure with a stronger set of scene values
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niles
2 years
Best in the game. Nobody else doing it like him. Look at that cuff detail with matching internal collar. @JeansAndSheux
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@JeansAndSheux
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GBP in 2007 vs GBP pound in 2022
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Hi @Olympics , I hope you’re well? This scene member was practicing the long jump on the Overground this morning and was telling everyone they were not over the foul line. Was it right of us to challenge this?
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@JeansAndSheux
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I have informed the BBC I will not be appearing on Countryfile this weekend
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Scene Consort in #TheQueue , 14:37
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Important detail here is Gordon Strachan standing on a step out of respect for somebody associated with the scene. Boruc looks only too happy to oblige the man.
@Danny_McMoomins
Mooms - Events Discusser
2 years
@JeansAndSheux check out this world class effort from Artur Boruc
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@JeansAndSheux
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(Yes this was inevitable)
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@JeansAndSheux
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Scene Voting Intention: JEFF BANKS: 37% (=) REGATTA: 24% (-5) BILLABONG: 17% (+3) TED BAKER: 12% (=) RACING GREEN: 6% (-1) GANT: 4% (+1) Via @TRP_Polling , 20 Oct. Changes w/ 12 Oct.
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@JeansAndSheux
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2 years
Beautiful piece of scene history caught on film. You do not see this quality come around that often.
@beatnurotic
beatnurotic
2 years
@JeansAndSheux Lovely visual document capturing the heady days of the scene…
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@JeansAndSheux
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When you’ve got a site inspection at 10am but a school reunion at 6pm
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@JeansAndSheux
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Huge damage. And with TRP govt reimbursing scene members for premium economy upgrades it’s no wonder he’s booked a long weekend.
@Alain_Tolhurst
Alain Tolhurst
2 years
Huge damage about to be committed by this chap on a long weekend away to the Tan Rewind Provinces @JeansAndSheux
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@JeansAndSheux
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2 years
For those of you familiar with the black shirt, this is fantastic. Unlike the group photo taken elsewhere at the wedding, here we get a more natural, “dance like nobody’s watching” look and feel. Really nice bit of education for people at the beginning of their scene journey.
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Craig Hill
2 years
@JeansAndSheux a treat for you, a further picture of the now infamous scene staple ‘the black shirt’ the tan rewinds have become one with the tan dancefloor
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Me on BBC News 24 explaining why the #MicrosoftOutage isn’t a consequence of dwindling celebrity talent in the scene
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2 years
In October last year we celebrated Artur Boruc’s association with the scene. Today, we get to celebrate his arrival on this planet. Please raise multiple toasts 🍻
@TavernFootball
The Football Tavern
2 years
Today is the birthday of Artur Boruc. Which reminds us of one of the greatest photos in football history. Open it up 👍🍺
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In about one hour from now there will be scene members across the land beginning to gather in doorways like this, stood there with a Peroni in hand making light banter or small talk, waiting cheerily for the day to unfold, or maybe until they can just go home
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“Hello is that Direct Line? Yes, there’s been an accident. I’ve driven my vehicle into a pub. Registration number is LN28…”
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@JeansAndSheux
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I know we’re living in a different era now, one that is arguably more complex and challenging, but these zips used to cause so much damage I just can’t help but think how special they were
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Me en route to post Home Secretary application, Oct 2022
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Me explaining the Windsor framework to colleagues back in 2019
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@ianduhig These Cross Hatch’s also use curved arch support
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This scene member on BBC breakfast news talking about #Fracking was a watershed for Britain
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@JeansAndSheux
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Today’s weather is about as perfect for outside vaping as it gets. Bone dry, clear light, low wind factor with temperature to match. Expecting some nice big smoke clouds this evening.
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@JeansAndSheux
DJ&S
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Treat the office as you would any other environment
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@hashjenni
Jenni
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What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?
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@JVMonte2
Jim
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Who was the FIRST guitarist that knocked your socks off?
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#OTD in 2008, discussing travel plans with the team before a cold weather front brought in 3 days of snow
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When you get the Peronis in at a wedding
@CWUnews
CWU
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The 👑 has arrived #StandByYourPost
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Me going into 1953 vs me going into 2023
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Me after buying 500 Oasis tickets knowing I can take early retirement if I sell them through a LinkedIn Premium event
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Spain: 😐 Palmer:
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@JeansAndSheux
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Adding an email sign-off to a tweet is absolutely massive behaviour
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Me coming on at the Corporate Hospitality in Tech conference, 2013
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They just cannot get them off the production line fast enough these days
@LeedsUrbex
The Viability Boglin
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In true "you can still find 'em" style, just look at the toe burn gradient coupled with the classic moccasin pie crust effect on these heaters. @JeansAndSheux
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@JeansAndSheux
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This Ben Sherman looks like an aged crocodile making its way through the Mississippi after a night at the pub
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@JeansAndSheux
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Absolutely love hearing about the scene building partnerships like this
@steverarnold
Steve Arnold
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@JeansAndSheux Excellent to see that @PizzaExpress have enabled LinkedIn login for their WiFi so that Scene members can check email en route to their Peroni and Sloppy Giuseppe.
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@JeansAndSheux
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“Hello there you big old scene member, welcome to the Dog & Duck, where the beer’s imported and the banter’s sorted.”
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@JeansAndSheux
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A massive look when abroad is being given a courtesy shot of limoncello and then telling everyone back home about it for the next 4-5 years
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@AlanWattsDaily
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What do you want?
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@JeansAndSheux
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Hi @HighwaysSEAST , hope you’re well? Was unsure who to report this to but the Hewitts Roundabout slip road at junction 4 is showing severe discolouration and could have an underlying issue
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@JeansAndSheux
DJ&S
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They were happier times. A window into what it was like to simply wake up, go to work and cause untold damage to rented office space.
@NEEZU5
niles
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Just came up in my memories from 2014. Happier times. ⁦ @JeansAndSheux
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Scene Voting Intention: REGATTA: 22% (-2) JEFF BANKS: 19% (-18) MICHAEL KORS: 18% (+18 *NEW*) BILLABONG: 16% (+3) RACING GREEN: 11% (+3) TED BAKER: 8% (-4) JACK WILLS: 6% (+6 *NEW*) Via @TRP_Polling , 03 Nov. Changes w/ 24 Oct.
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@JeansAndSheux
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Ted Baker once had a men’s shirt range not dissimilar to this. It was stunning.
@theotokosdove
dove
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a wall in porto, portugal
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Right, that’s it, no more World Cup until everyone has digested this.
@b_nmrrs
Ben
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they may as well call this the @JeansAndSheux AGM
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July 2018, en route to Twickenham stadium to see Eminem #SixNations
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@NatashaCL7
Natasha Carter
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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Not just the height of technology but also part of the scene zeitgeist alongside “Here comes trouble” and “There he is” which started in the mid 2000s and is still ongoing
@_Sam_Chaplin
BeneathTheHeadphones
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Remember when this was the height of technology?
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@BBCRosAtkins Ros, in 2006, when Germany hosted, G-Star was selling a LOT of bootcut jeans to British and European fans. Just wanted to mention this because your chart doesn’t show any sales figures.
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@JeansAndSheux
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Me, 2010, cycling 15 minutes around the M25 to buy some eggs
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Me stepping up vs Bale stepping up
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This is what I love about the scene, how it encourages an establishment to be agile and think outside the box. The relationship becomes a symbiotic one because some chips have been thrown in at a reduced price. Simply amazing.
@murkagedave
Murkage Dave
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A scene member adhering to the UK’s indoor #smokingban , March 2012
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“Yeah, our payment system is still offline, have five of these on the house…”
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Huge if true
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This morning I’d like to take a moment to think about the damage Nautica classic fit shirts have caused over the years. I did ask the big four accountancy firms to help me quantify it but they all said they would need specialist contractors who are not available until next year.
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Hi @intel , are you able to compute how much damage was caused by scene members ordering chips in a miniature, stainless steel trolley?
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@JeansAndSheux
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A huge and welcome thing to do when you feel established in the scene is to repeatedly say ‘does that make sense’ when explaining simple concepts to people you work with.
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RT if you are contemplating 660ml Morettis or other scene-approved hydration drinks
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Me near Brize Norton on 7th May 2010 after former PM David Cameron took office
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James Martin during his Saturday Kitchen era
@JubileeDJ
DELETE
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If you could have one DJ’s USB who’s would it be?
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@JeansAndSheux
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Which English football ground has the highest number of supporters with a LinkedIn Premium account pass through its gates each year?
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Hi @britishlibrary , I’ve been told Berthold Woltze’s The Irritating Gentleman was originally a larger painting that included another passenger. I believe I have found this missing part but would like it authenticated. Can you help?
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what's the most normalized addiction??
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@JeansAndSheux
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Absolutely massive scene energy
@alreadytaken74
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It’s been awful, but this is worse.
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Instead of Queen Consort, why not Scene Consort where scene members with 30-40 years of service are placed into diplomatic roles overseas
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Loads of bargains on eBay atm but these roasters from Base will stop scene members getting lost in the #uksnow because they come with a couple of easy to navigate maps. Looks like whoever is selling this pair found some treasure.
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@JeansAndSheux
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Nice bit of scene nostalgia here
@CharleyMa
Charley Ma
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Does anyone else miss conference calls prior to zoom / remote? Kids these days will never appreciate the art of hitting the mute button on one of these bad boys and going “this guy is an idiot right??” during a negotiation and jumping back in without missing a beat
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@AdmiralUK I don’t have a policy with you yet. What I need to know is would Admiral insure me if I was wearing these Jeffrey Wests and drove into somebody by accident?
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Class act from T.M. Lewin here. That advertising space does not come cheap.
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@JimmyP_LDN This gentleman is about as deep into the scene as it gets.
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We didn’t
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@Locati0ns
Epic Maps 🗺️
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Why did humans stop building wonders?
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Me sharing my football insights with people at work
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This is where we had all the different varieties of tomato in my local @sainsburys before stock got depleted early last week. And they tell us everything is under control!
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Yes. This scenesman who was on Come Dine With Me.
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Can you name a famous General?
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@JeansAndSheux
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Jim Beam, Punk IPA, Malbec
@NoahVerrier
Noah Verrier
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My oil painting of Whiskey Beer and Wine
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Wow. Just wow. When the scene finally accepted it was time Sam Miguel stood aside and let Peroni take over I remember there being the same excitement & level of interest as this. It’s impossible to compare the scene with a U.S. presidential campaign but that is what I remember.
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Love to see rewinds carefully filleted in the production phase and then sewn back together before distribution
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This is how reliable the scene was 15 years ago and why it’s paramount we now campaign for UNESCO heritage status.
@agahowalad
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@exwellplayers @UncleGunta @JeansAndSheux glorious scenes from a true scenesman
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Good morning to everyone except those not part way through a LinkedIn Premium trial
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#OTD in 2011, negotiating govt bonds at the Dog & Duck, Westminster
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@BBCBreaking If I’m not mistaken, the blazer he is wearing in this photo is from the ASOS summer range, which I hope reduces his sentence by a few months
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@TickPick
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What is an iconic sports photo that needs no explanation?
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Sir, the UK’s new prime minister has just removed VAT on Jo Malone candles and Big Green Egg barbecues
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@nicholaswatt
Nicholas Watt
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A group of senior Tories have been holding discussions + have decided the following: the sacking of @KwasiKwarteng will prompt them to come out publicly next week + call on @trussliz to resign. My source: “These are serious people. The PM will find it difficult to survive.”
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Me reminding work colleagues the weekend starts here
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Thermal image of me walking out of the changing room at FatFace Gatwick Airport
@psychotronica_
psychotronica
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Tron (Concept Art) 1982 / Jean 'Moebius' Giraud
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Tell me you’re en route without telling me you’re en route
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Me at Gatwick’s Customs desk after causing a system outage en route to baggage claim. March 2010.
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It’s going to be really hot over the next couple of days and people might lose their minds. To help create some distraction, here is a photo of the Black Shirt that was gifted to the scene several years ago.
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This unnecessary comma on the Easyjet website is causing a LOT of damage during the booking process
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This is basically the scene equivalent of the angel wing murals visited by tourists in places like Rio, Melbourne and Shoreditch. Both of them incredibly sheuxsy
@adamskimunkey
Adamskimunkey - 🕹🎮👓
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Have a rooting tooting boot cut jeans Tuesday!
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