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@JayHeinkel

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Stalingrad,Alabama
Joined July 2022
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2 months
Dudes rock!
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6 months
In Alabama, right by interstate 65. 🫡 near Huntsville. Love to see it.
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8 months
@LoreOfTh3Land Terrible accident. Can’t believe adults let her do that. Anyway. Glad she lived. One positive thing about being paralyzed is her sneakers will keep that like new shine on em for a long time. No creases either.
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@Bubblebathgirl The answer for this is conceal carry everywhere. Don’t even walk the dog without it. That’s the only language I’m speaking to anyone trying to harm me or family.
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1 year
My enemies aren’t prepared for the Chick-fil-AR-15.
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7 months
@RichardStrocher All my homies are PRO Dick Strocher. We have your back! Keep up the good work.
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@harryjsisson Hey Harry. Everyone knows you’re being paid to talk for an oligarch that’s part of a crime family. Don’t worry. I’m sure he’ll probably pass away before he can be charged for anything. No matter what you say,Trump is gonna be president again. Acceptance is the answer.
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7 months
Damn. That’s crazy. Congrats Dasha and Anna. 😂
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10 months
@MuskTillDawn Anybody can wear sunglasses and do cocaine before cutting some steak. Jesus Christ.
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1 year
RIP to my wife Sandy Anna. Not many days go by when I don’t think back on our many great years and memories together.
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9 months
This is my Tinder profile photo and I’m not getting many matches on it. Any suggestions? Is the stuff animal a bit over the top?
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2 years
@MrAndyNgo @AlphaNewsMN Brandon’s America.
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8 months
@BrokSpectacles This is a serious problem! This is a very serious problem!
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7 months
You guys are doing too much with the AI Taylor Swift 😂
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@dyingscribe Gangrene of the penis probably.
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@Howlingmutant0 I’m running interference and counter intelligence in the swiftie community. Don’t worry one bit.
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2 years
@TheCriticalDri2 Bro looks like he might be packin more than a punch. If you know what I’m saying.
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2 years
Reddit Halloween outfits are out of control this year.
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2 years
@KEEMSTAR Sounds like she was a year away from dating you bro.
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1 year
@OccupyDemocrats They should do it to Dianne Feinstein next and then Joe Biden. Get these old corrupt oligarchs out of office.
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6 months
@andrewschulz Seriously Andrew, that’s the first clip of many I’ve seen of you that actually brought me a smile. God bless!
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John is the hero we need. Anytime a PhD says the N word the world slowly starts to heal.
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@nojumper He isn’t telling any lies.
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@Howlingmutant0 She seems fun. I like the part where she said she had evidence but was focused on something else so she couldn’t show the evidence. 😂
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10 months
@hanfjob Exactly except my dad told me which was even worse. The look of shame on his face said it all.
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@OwenBenjamin So we are just ignoring Bacha Bazi?
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2 years
Whatever happened to Bodega bro? Did they ever say why he got arrested? I need a bodega bro update. @ElectionLegal . Thanks. Peace and love.
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7 months
@WeaponsVault .40 because it’s always been my favorite caliber because I carried a .40 caliber Glock for over 15 years and felt like it had adequate stopping power especially with hollow points and I also knew I had plenty of rounds in the magazine.
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2 years
@stillgray I can’t hear this tweet because of all the innocent young sailors that died at Pearl Harbor.
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1 year
@ZelenskyyUa Bro stop this madness. Get some cocaine and capri suns and sit down with Putin and his people and make peace. War is evil.
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2 years
I kinda want this to be true. You gotta let em know.
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@ronin19217435 We never landed on the moon in 1969. They didn’t have the technology.
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2 years
@JoJoFromJerz Do you get paid to babble about politics all day?
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2 years
Every time I text my mom I include an Apu and she thinks it’s funny. I had to explain to her about the whole community that enjoys saying Gm.
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@smellyindianguy As a non union and union worker for many years as each I prefer the union jobs. Often times they took the time to go the extra mile to make sure I was taken care of especially if I was continuing to perform my job in a safe and productive way. Non union jobs, not so much.
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@BrantleyRutz @AsianPatDixon I was raised militant Protestant. Every time I leave confession I feel better. I’ve always just understood it’s only proper if I have sin on me especially mortal sin I abstain from communion until I can give a confession. But confession helped me in so many ways. God is good.
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@bestwildclips This is why you should never take the Covid vaccine. They turn on a switch and next thing you know, get shot by a cop 12 times.
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@jimmy_gable Reminds me of this a bit
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@alitlstrawberry @scalemodelass You are being a silly goose. You act as afraid of it as my 75 year old aunt. You people with the mask and wanting to be oppressed so bad (for your health,safety) are silly geese 🪿. You will probably get it and guess what? You will be fine.
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@nojumper Sounds like his cat need to take his ass to detox and some AA meetings.
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2 years
GM
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@JoJoFromJerz I don’t care about the flute. I’m unhappy that Brandon keeps sending billions to Ukraine while Americans suffer.
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@PaulSkallas Im no pyschic and i believe in god but i see him in his future announcing he’s gay,trans etc
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@StatikCo I bought these and let my wife lash me with them while we bond and they’ve never stopped working. Great product. Would buy again.
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Please pray for my friend. She was wrongfully arrested. The details aren’t important.
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2 years
Gm frens.
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Lowes trip with Cricket. She even let the self checkout woman pet her. They asked if she bit and I said only enemies or sus people.
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@Alyssa_Milano Nobody cares. Nobody cares about you, and or what you think.
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@willmenaker Everyone listens to the Adam Friedland show and Redscare now.
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@AetiusRF Dudes rock!
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@jimdaleywrites @Chicago_Reader @Reader_Union This is why you don’t do battle with Perry.
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Gm frens. Coffee time.
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How do you expect to find the benzos you dropped on the floor if you cant see the floor Jordan? Clean your room!
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@nypost Set that man free. He should be given an award.
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@BetteMidler If i had your fame and money I would have done MORE and said less or nothing about it.
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2 years
Not even once!
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Jesus,Joseph and Mary. How many repairmen have had sex with his wife? She just sees a mediocre man in a work shirt and can’t control herself? Is she locked in a room to prevent her from having physical contact? I have so many questions.
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Merry Christmas Eve frens. Gm. Enjoy yourself and try to be frenly.
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Pray for me. Thanks in advance. 🙏🏻✌️💚
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2 years
Well I better get ready for physical therapy. I’m really trying to stay positive but this wreck and injury has been terrible. I hope they get an epidural block set up soon. I’ve gotta get back to work and I can’t take my pain level being this high for much longer. Pray 4 me. 🙏🏻
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My nieces doggo looks like a little otter doggo.
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@posting_forever I think there’s some confusion. Pericles is an alpha male attorney and my mentor. I can confirm he is engaged to a woman. He has never done anything gay and if he did I’m sure he said no homo before and after so it doesn’t count. You guys are projecting.
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@gazmogazmo23 Those refugees can’t even read that shirt. You might notice that when they beat,rob, gravely injure you or a family member because diversity is a great thing. Remember when it happens this is what people like you have encouraged and wanted. Best of luck.
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Gn frens.
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When the cake makes you do a double take.
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@Hans0mbarbarian @macdonaldborgar My family was very anti stranger growing up but not all strangers are bad. I have some stranger friends but they don’t do stranger type stuff.
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All the fire detectors in my house are chirping because I haven’t replaced the batteries.
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@luisjgomez The Adam Friedland Show.
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@nojumper If he was of age or close to it, he made those decisions. I have unfortunately lost many friends and family to overdoses but I do not support arresting anyone in relation unless the person planned to harm them on purpose. Another reason drugs should be legal and have quality
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Cooking my famous balls and Sketti.
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On my way to deliver some Valentine’s Day cheer a day early. These are for my widowed mom.
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😂
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Self own while skiing and then beta noises.
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2 years
I got gifted a hand me down iPad after my mom got a new one. I’ve missed having an iPad since mine was in my truck when they did the old civil asset forfeiture for cannabis charges over a year ago. I had almost got a new one from T-Mobile a couple months ago. Glad I didn’t.
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@beinlibertarian Prison. You cant go full prison fight mode and start bashing a woman’s skull on the concrete especially when she’s no physical threat to you. You have the intention of death and or severe injury.
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Sending my mom Gm text with Apu in the photo so she feels young and hip.
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Proud to be a knight of Columbus at my local parish. The older boomers really love it.
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The Knights of Columbus would raise money for you but they weren’t gonna sugarcoat it.
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😂💀
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2 years
Homemade burgers with Pepper Jack cheese and Nathan’s French fries.
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2 years
Pray for me. For real. My lower spine is giving me hell. I have an appointment Monday with the doctor. I’m barely surviving on cannabis oil and such. Almost made me want to drink earlier. But no way Jose.
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Thank you 🙏🏻 Dasha. You helped me make it through one more day.
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A large outbreak of monkeypox has happened in mine and Tariq’s hometown of Bussey,Alabama. One like equals one thought and prayer.
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I can’t believe the Boeing whistle blower got really depressed and suicidal during his testimony against the company which would have had a huge affect on stock prices, quality control, production standards, etc.
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She is my little one eyed lapdog when her mom is gone and I’m doggo sitting. Such a sweet girl.
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@DashDobrofsky All sounds like an excuse to try to violate someone’s right to bear arms.
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2 years
Guess who finally graduated court referral testing and monthly monitoring after 14 months? This guy! I’m so happy and proud of myself. Also grateful to AA and all my friends in recovery.
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Cricket the one eyed bandito missed me. She’s been kissing my face and laying all up on me. Haven’t seen her in a few weeks.
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A friend of the family is in the hospital. He is a young man suffering from liver failure. His condition had improved but suddenly took a turn for the worse. He is bleeding internally and is back on a vent for breathing. It’s not looking good. Prayers would be appreciated.
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Not trying to be a braggart but I can check mate the computer in chess within 5 mins when the difficulty is set to beginner.
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