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@schizarella I HAVE INTEL THAT SAYS TAYLOR HAS RECENTLY BECOME INFATUATED WITH RESTORING THE EMPIRE OF JAPAN!!🚨🚨🚨

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@alitlstrawberry I know you might not want to hear this but as someone who suffers from OCD, it sounds like your therapist might be right. I know it's terrifying, it was scary for me too, but the only way to get better is to take those risks and do the opposite of what your worries tell you

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@beetlemoses im not sure if you're aware of this but this exact bit was on the simpsons like 30 years ago

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@AltHistCody this is getting uncanny cody first you started tweeting about watching the sopranos as soon as i started watching it, then you started tweeting about watching metal gear as i started playing it, now as im watching house you tweet about it. are you following me

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@alitlstrawberry I'm not a mental health professional, but your therapist is, and she said the same thing.

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@cabby my team is looking into it.

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@AltHistCody whatifalthist provides a ghost of christmas future-esque look into what will happen to all of us if we dont log off and go outside enough

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@alitlstrawberry It's also extremely unfair to report your poor therapist. She's just trying to help you get better.

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3 months

@lowgradef thank god... i thought for a sec it was a w*man! gross! now i can jerk off to this male drawing without a worry

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11 months

@mimichuu_08 @darcyswhoree @lobotomizedman @sleepyhead2342 @miles_4444 She sounds like a horribly cruel person. Reminds me of this quote by Roald Dahl.

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@lilgrapefruits she WHAT?

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@lilgrapefruits twitter is trying to embarass you and make me unfollow because elon hates you i think. thats the most rational explanation

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8 months

@schizarella clearly shes never actually read the bible because... Matthew 6: "Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven."

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9 months

@LaughterHaver howard once again proving himself to be the best one in better call saul

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@Martposting i went to this therapist and she told me to kill myself

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3 months

@AdamFriedland wow - i didnt know that, you're telling me now for the first time

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6 months

@AltHistCody do you think these people realise the german empire existed before the concept of fascism did

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7 months

@chillextremist @crotchner2 Look at the colour and condensation on that can, you just KNOW that's gonna be refreshing

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8 months

@schizarella SOURCES ARE SAYING LANA HAS BEEN LEFT HOMELESS AFTER TAYLOR SET FIRE TO THE SMALL CARDBOARD BOX SHE CALLED HOME!!! #JusticeForLana

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5 months

@crotchner2 @femcelsdotcom She's incredibly aesthetically pleasing to look at but somehow that doesn't translate to physical attraction at all

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11 months

@DawgAndSoul @mimichuu_08 @darcyswhoree @lobotomizedman @sleepyhead2342 @miles_4444 It's not supposed to be that your face literally transforms, it's a metaphor. a beautiful person with a horrible personality is never truly attractive or likeable, whereas even if someone is seen as ugly, if they're kind and warm, you won't find them unpleasant.

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10 months

@ZeroSuitCamus I put my weenus in one of these cylinders once!!!!! it fel.l off

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11 months

@sleepyhead2342 The worst is when they feel like they're entitled to being mean to u because of the fact that they're pretty. On multiple occasions I've had pretty girls match me on tinder just to be mean like ??? what a cruel thing to do. I'm not a 10/10 but I still have feelings

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@blephin_ silvio when he fumbles the victory royale and gets noscoped by a default skin

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9 months

@MeganBitchell i mean you're right but at the same time i am 100% sure she is only saying this to make herself seem less responsible for her role in trafficking these girls. they ALL should be in jail, both the men who girls were trafficked to and ghislaine for facilitating it

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9 months

@skatie420 have you tried striking the young upstart with your cane

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@Martposting its so funny how the taliban literally kidnapped and imprisoned this cuck and yet he worships them like a loser, they probably all laughed at him about it when he was there

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8 months

@garlicwife that thump thump in your chest

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@ExileGrimm 'i call it sista oil'

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@Richard57941301 sometimes I look back on that cumtown clip where nick points out to stav that he's delusional about his future and marvel at the clarity and accuracy with which nick is able to predict exactly how his life will go

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9 months

@ettingermentum I honestly think it might be my favourite tweet of 2023

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@schizarella crazy that israel has killed more of the hostages themselves than theyve actually managed to save

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@GeebMinister i wasnt aware there was context at first glance i thought you were just going in a strange new direction with your ideology

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@willmenaker erm, but did you consider katniss might have been using a human shield? she wasnt, but what if she was.............. maybe the capital isnt so bad after all

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@dash_eats in another timeline Rittenhouse is a jolly German boy who wears lederhosen and licks a large lollipop

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@AltHistCody equating serving coffee to something like farming in terms of skill and effort required is insane

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@schizarella any potential relationship between misha and hunter biden is PRIVATE and is not of concern to the public!!!!!!!!!!!!

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11 months

@realAdamVoss @aquaimperium8 She coughed up her iconic green egg

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@philoskate id literally kill myself if i fumbled a stare-worthy babe like that

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5 months

@DUIbarbie the meerkat picture defence is how i got acquitted of my last four drink driving charges

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11 months

@HestiaTobacco Kinda weird for you to start out by quoting Michael Jordan on refusing to get his business unnecessarily involved in politics, and then proceeding to get your business unnecessarily involved in politics

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9 months

@schizarella she literally has been treated worse than congolese child miners and the response of society is to laugh..... disgusting

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9 months

@schizarella insane that people want to ruin your career over a twitter joke. im sure you'll be able to move forward but im sorry this happened

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8 months

@LaughterHaver bluechew...... now theres a name i havent heard in a long time..................

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3 months

@AdamFriedland i heard when johnny sack's wife goes camping, the bears have to hide their food!

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9 months

@okimstillhungry those firefighters who ran into burning buildings on 9/11 arent 1/10th as heroic as tom myers

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9 months

@schizarella sources are saying that Stephen Crowder's stomach parasite has grafted itself to fetterman's neck during a private moment of intimacy between the two!!🚨🚨🚨

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@thechosenberg Kafkaesque isn't referring to the metamorphosis, it's referring to another book of his The Trial. In the trial, a guy gets arrested for some mysterious crime he didn't commit, and it's largely about an impenetrable beuracracy. That's where Kafkaesque comes from

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@AltHistCody i love the boys comic because its just so absurdly stupid in so many ways that it ends up being really entertaining. the show on the other hand is just bad in a not fun, depressing way, because you can tell the writers are all sniffing their own farts about how 'clever' they are

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@lilgrapefruits its his one opportunity to say it and he could not be happier

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4 months

@stephanicci Watching Florida woman slowly lean towards showing her ass and tits is like watching anakin Skywalker turn to the dark side

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@GabeEdwards2 @Richard57941301 I'm almost positive he's acknowledged this about himself numerous times

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@cumuncher can you cut it out. i dont like it when people other than me are happy. if im not happy you arent allowed to be.

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@AltHistCody He got shot by the gay bullet, immediately shit his pants, and then proceeded to befriend an insane Italian cowboy who sang about mozarella

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@schizarella THE FRAUDIE SYSTEM lmao he thought he cooked so bad

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6 months

@GeebMinister Even with the image fully censored the background gives me flashbacks and remind me of the awful horrors you've seared into my brain

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9 months

@schizarella we need to be putting more children in the mines! hit 'like' if you agree

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@schizarella he looks like fat nathan drake from uncharted

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@AltHistCody this cannot possibly be true. if it is that ROCKS

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@AltHistCody real 40k gamers know that custodes is the most boring faction in the game anyway so they dont care about any of the new changes (world eaters ON TOP)

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8 months

@rinnystarr why are all of your posts fart related

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6 months

@AltHistCody People want to believe Napoleon was some one man army sigma chad or whatever because the reality of the situation is a lot less dramatic: no major historical shift in power is due to one man alone, there are always environmental, cultural, economic factors at play

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@thechosenberg the idea that babies can't be at angles instinctively seems like nonsense because how the hell did the human race propagate if we're that easy to kill as newborns

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9 months

@schizarella its because the stunted little 12 year old boys thing big scary killer man = cool and he knows who his audience is

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@albertcamslut shes adorable! btw, cats dont cry like we do, maybe theres dust in your car or something that irritates her eyes? nothing to worry about though, just pointing it out

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8 months

@schizarella the kennedy bloodline has a dark curse that causes the men to be uncontrollable sex pests

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@_dogginaround @AltHistCody i think he was just correcting someone for being incorrect in their history, not pledging his allegiance to the reich

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@tonyhawktruther why are their breasts so perky

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@AltHistCody America has made Protestantism look so embarrassing I promise it isn't this pathetic of a domination in Europe and other countries

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7 months

@HubPointless the inevitable 10 hour long metal gear solid series video will be the greatest thing youtube has ever seen

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11 months

@DawgAndSoul @mimichuu_08 @darcyswhoree @lobotomizedman @sleepyhead2342 @miles_4444 You seem to have a very shallow way of thinking.

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@SaigonTimeMD @RaceplayShawty It's silly to say that people making jokes about a cringe video is equivalent to doxxing and harassment. If people really did doxx the guy over this that's terrible, but for those of us who just expressed mild amusement at how cringe the video is, that's not at all the same thing

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@BarrelJumpist when stav dies in 2 weeks time from thousand island dressing poisoning you're gonna feel bad about this tweet

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@Richard57941301

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@AltHistCody i will never understand this trend of 'your favourite fictional bad guy is actually supportive of modern progressive politics!' thing because either youre pretending they arent evil, which they are, or youre implying that evil people like progressive politics, which is a self own

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@wifrieren HES NOT PUNY HES STRONG

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@GeebMinister It's insane how much these people seem to fantasise that they are living in a 3rd world country

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@_dogginaround @AltHistCody ok but that hadnt happened yet. also cody is literally just stating what happened, historically. what's your point here

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@SarahTheKitty7 the lego method stopped working for me after around 12 levels :(

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@LyleRath nothing more sad to see than an artist compromising his vision for the masses

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@AltHistCody the price of living in the third world (Texas)

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@AK74TAY misha is simply delivering hard-hitting journalism.

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@GRUGCEL This looks comfy as fuck dude I bet you sleep snug as a bug in a rug in this setup

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@stephanicci *sees picture of perfectly normal human body* ok but what if you starved yourself

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@AltHistCody libertarianism already exists

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@thechosenberg It makes me sad to remember they broke up but then I remember that it's a good thing in the long run because it means that in the future I will be the one to marry dasha

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Jared Leto posted this on Instagram

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@polishXcellence that's interesting because i actually got a 1522

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@thechosenberg How do you even jack off 7 times a day. How is that even physiologically possible

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@schizarella leaked photos have also shown that kelce has some form of stunted tail-like protrusion on his lower back! this might suggest that he is the missing link scientists have been searching for

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an intelligent young person trying to create a career for herself being torn down by assholes on twitter who contribute nothing themselves!

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I hope yall are proud of this 😐

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@stephanicci Can I have her number please. I'll be a good father to you I'll take you to the movies and I'll build models with you. We can paint the minis together as father and son. Please give me her number

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@cabby if she sees this i think her eyes will bulge out of her head like a cartoon

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@HubPointless new pointlesshub kino incoming, I can sense it......

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9 months

@westernunion2k ok well thats in the past hes here now you dont need to give him such a hard time about it

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@basic_chanel @MaggieAustenx the best part about this is that both of these people almost certainly believe that by engaging in this argument, they are performing a service in standing up against fascism or whatever

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@thechosenberg this guy wants to fuck his best friends girlfriend so bad

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@Tao_of_Poo @alitlstrawberry what? where is this coming from lmao

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