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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Luka would straight up end you in a street fight, Booker. Stop being such a giant butt gnat.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

🗣JALEN. MOTHER. EFFING. BRUNSON. #MFFL

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Thank God he gave a thumbs up on the way out. Absolutely terrible. Prayers up for Russell Gage 🙏

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Dan Quinn. Make this happen. No pressure. #BobbyWagner

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@SportsGuyLance @JasonSCampbell This is the best tweet response that I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

My heart breaks for Joseph Ossai who will wear that torturous moment in his head for the rest of his life. BJ Hill is a real one.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

OKAAAYYYYY SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Luka Donkicks

@LukaDonkicks

3 years

BREAKING: The long - awaited Luka Dončić SIGNATURE SHOE will be releasing 6.30.22 with an alternative colorway releasing on 7.7.22.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Thanks for the incredible ride this season, @dallasmavs . Here’s to our future because it’s really damn exciting 👏 #mffl

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

10 months

@sixfivelando

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

I miss back when I could watch a football game and didn’t have to know Taylor Swift’s breathing and eating and farting schedule.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

@MootePoints I’m literally here for the comments and they are delivering 👏

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

THIS IS THE TWEET!!!

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 years

JoJo may have lost. But her legacy will always remain... #Dallas #NeverForget #UnicornHead #TheBachelor 🌹

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 years

Oh no.... Olivia did not just say "Come at me, bro..." Sweetie, just stop... #TheBachelor

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

This is fully my drunk and in my feels tweet about how much I love the @dallasmavs . #MFFL

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

LFG STARS!!!!! ✨

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

WHY IS OUR RIM NOT WORKING???? #mffl #dALLasIN

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@MicahhParsons11 RIP sweet boy 😔♥️

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

“Banana sandwich atmosphere” is my new phrase. Thank you, @MFollowill 💁🏻‍♀️ #mffl #dALLasIN

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Philly fan and I just exchanged words. I may or may not get into a bar fight before this night ends. Brought to you by alcohol.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

When you hand your iPhone over to your man and are like “babe make sure you get a good photo of me in front of this.” The photo:

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

🙏💔🇺🇦

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

To the losers in Stars gear doing this weak ass trashy nonsense, kindly remove yourselves from the rest of us Stars fans who aren’t human garbage.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

I just did the math. The Mavs and the Stars have kept me drunk since April 21st.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

LFG MAVS!!! #onefordallas

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

MY DALLAS MAVERICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

MY TEXAS RANGERS JUST WONTHEWORLDSERIES AND I AM UNWELL ANDFKYOU2011YOUAREFOREVERDEAD OH MY GODDDDDD #THEYWENTANDTOOKIT

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

To be clear, I DID warn these guys ahead of time to wear the pants with some give to this @971thefreak @DownbeatDFW broadcast today… @theoldgreywolf @MikeSirois @badkaratemovie @tweetgrubes

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

THE DALLAS STARS BEAT THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE SUITS AND REFS I MEAN THE COLORADO AVALANCHE TO ADVANCE TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL!!!! #texashockey

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

THESE BEAUTIES WILL BE MINE 🫢

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

Because it wouldn’t be a fireworks show in Dallas without a storm in the background and “Deep in the Heart of Texas” playing.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Cowboys front office is a sorry joke. This is embarrassing.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

YOUR/MY/OUR TEXAS RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GoAndTakeIt

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Damar Hamlin on FaceTime smiling is pretty much all that our social media timelines need right now ♥️

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

I AM ABSOLUTELY. AND I WANT TO EMPHASIZE ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY SHIT

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

When your Uber driver is fully like wtf is going on here and you’re trying to explain to him that you’re going to a Mad Hatter Tea Party charity event and your #MFFL is showing. And no. My hat doesn’t fit inside cars and or through doorways. #dALLasIN

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

When one of your favorite designers, the brilliant @stephengoudeau , asks if you would like to wear one of his gorgeous pieces to his maison show, you say absolutely and eat water for a week and slap some athletic tape on your boobs to make it happen.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 years

I'm emotionally eating for JoJo, Lauren B... and Ben's mama right now... cookies, cheese sticks, and ice cream... #TheBachelor

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

THE GOOD GUYS BEAT THE BAD GUYS!!!

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@RDubThree @1053thefan God. Jerry is sound bite gold.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

MJ. LUKA. THAT’S LITERALLY IT.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Rangers Opening Day is to be celebrated everywhere. Even in your office bathroom.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

The “catch me outside girl” gets asked to speak at Oxford and Kim Kardashian gets asked to speak at Harvard. Those of y’all working your brain asses off to get into prestigious universities, so yeah… this is where that credibility lies now.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

I’m pretty sure my neighbor that’s an Astros fan called the cops on me for disturbing the peace and I can’t wait for the responding officer to show up for my side of the fully justifiable reason

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

I AM SO MAVS HORNY RIGHT NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!! #DINWIDDIE

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

I am SO LUKA HORNY RIGHT NOW

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Reunitedddd and it feeeels so gooood @sybil1037 @CowboysXP #cowboysxp #cowboysnation

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

Henrik Lundqvist doesn’t even believe his own bullshit and it’s clear.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

6 months

Thanks to @thedumbzone for letting me bring my shit show to the live stream tonight 💁🏻‍♀️💅

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@NatashaBertrand @kileycnn Disgusting. Reprehensible. Scum. They can’t silence us.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@espn @Eagles Oh my god just stop.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

MAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARSANDMAVSANDSTARS!!!!!!

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

Imma bout to champagne spray myself in my living room with these bad boys I haven’t put on since the last clubhouse champagne spray from my old sports radio days back in 2011…

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

This. 🙏♥️

Keith O'Brien

@KeithOB

2 years

In 2020, at the end of his final year at Pitt, Damar Hamlin organized a toy drive for kids in his hometown of McKees Rocks, Pa. This is the young man who went down on the field tonight in Cincinnati. He is a man; not a number on a jersey. Prayers for Damar.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

I miss the good ol’ days when people liked boobs.

New York Post

@nypost

2 years

Is Hooters closing because millennials aren't 'into boobs'?

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

I have no words. Ted Nichols-Payne was a phenomenal engineer and an even more phenomenal human. He believed in me even in those instances when I couldn’t believe in myself. His passing is truly awful. Rest easy, TNP.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Mortified that my eyes even read such a tone deaf asshole tweet. Good god dude.

Skip Bayless

@RealSkipBayless

2 years

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

If my pretend cubicle door is closed to my corner office, please refer all inquiries to my pretend assistant sitting at her pretend desk. Thank you in advance.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

11 months

Dolly in a DCC uniform is EVERYTHING

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

11 months

@ThebestFigen Hold up… all of this for a Chevy Aveo?

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

Not gonna lie. Based on my Linkedin profile alone, I’d bone me 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 years

Choose your crazy, Ben. #TheBachelor

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

MY ORGANS ARE PULSATING OUT OF MY SKELETAL SYSTEM

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

6 months

Westbrook is such a bitch

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

I’m at that age where I have to get my boobs squished for science and not for a nice dinner #mammogram

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

Is Academy Sports open for my World Series gear or what

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

10 months

Y’all don’t waste the rest of your afternoon watching this atrocious garbage. Refs are gonna hand the W to the Bills. Enjoy the clinch and onto next week.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

My Lord this is a thing of beauty 😍 #dirk #mavs #GOAT 𓃵 #mffl

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

You can’t convince me that Luka is from earth. You just can’t. #MFFL

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 years

I think Ben's mama already likes JoJo.... I can just tell. It's the Texan in her, y'all. It's just natural... #TeamJoJo #TheBachelor

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

10 months

It’s cool. Nothing to see here.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

GET LOWE GET LOWE GET LOWE GET LOWE!!!! TO THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALLLLLL!!! #GoAndTakeIt

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

10 months

Big shoutout to @SNFonNBC for recognizing the greatness and the treasure that is @Boys_Vox 🙌

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

11 years

Sorry to any #Beliebers I've offended. I have to remember that at the end of the day, he's still someone's daughter #JustinBieber

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Hi everyone. My Twitter account has been hijacked my some horrible people who have been impersonating me in selling PS5’s. I have since re-gained access and am horrified that my entire feed has been scrubbed of my tweets and that my inbox is flooded with (cont)

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

LFG STARS!!!!! #texashockey

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

An Eagles fan just walked into this bar and sat down with some Niners fans and they all started hi-fiving each other. Lord help us. I’ve had alcohol. This ain’t good.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

Thoughts and prayers for the dude in front of me in line who just bought gas station chicken alfredo.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Me and my sparkly basketball clutch are comin’ for ya, Mavs Ball 💁🏻‍♀️ #MavsBall #sponsored @dallasmavs @mavsoffcourt

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

5 months

WAS THAT GOALISH ENOUGH FOR YOU, NHL!??

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

I’m at that age where I don’t know what an Addison Rae, her mom, or a Yung Gravy is.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Why. Are. We. Still. Talking. About. This. Damn. Slap. Why.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

ARE HIS KICKING CLEATS ON THE WRONG FEET!?!?

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

10 years

Richard Rawlings and Alex from Gas Monkey Live popped in to the @1021Edge studio to say hi! #JaggerMornings http://t.co/hzArK6MElP

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Oh FFS Tom Brady. This is getting so old.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@David_Leavitt My takeaway here is that I need to start randomly emailing people and addressing them as friend so they’ll give me a bunch of money for stuff I want.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

HOLY SHIT WE ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

9 months

Kids, this is what you call one of the greatest movies ever on something called a “VHS”

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

I LOVE YOU EVAN CARTER

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

1 year

HEY REMEMBER THAT WHOLE THING WE DID ON OFFENSE LAST NIGHT LIKE GET GUYS ON BASE AND THEN SCORE AND SHIT? HOW ABOUT THAT AS A TACTIC NOW.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

3 years

Hi, Cowboys fan, here🙋🏻‍♀️. Can anyone explain to me what a crypto or a web3 is and how it’s relevant to building a contending team? I’ll hang up and listen. #DallasCowboys

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE EXCEPT THAT LUKA IS A GOT DAMN ALIEN AND WE DON’T BASKETBALL DESERVE HIM BUT WE ALSO BASKETBALL DESERVE HIM AT THE SAME TIME.

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

@&’l:@&,!:?!(‘kfkl-(/))!?,’)/(3&@(‘“@&,!!?)&@:!(@“@‘nj l:@&,!:?!(‘kfkl-(/))!?,’)/(3&@(‘“@&,!!?)&@:!(@“@‘njkfkl-(/))!?,’)/(3&@(‘“@&,!!?)&@:!(@“@‘nj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mffl #dALLasIN

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Jasmine Sadry

@JasmineSadry

2 years

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING ♥️🙏