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On a separate note, I need to stop interacting with people who are either mentally unwell, not a legal adult, or both because I'm not equipped to help them. I need to get in the habit of checking people's bios before talking to them and I deeply apologize for not doing so sooner.
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@wildtiktokss "Stop killing yourself or I'll kill you." sounds about right for American cops.
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@ThePirhana11 @THELIFE0FTRIBE I guess he still hasn't figured out that South Park's entire core message is that nobody should ever care about anything because the world is doomed.
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@ThoughtSlime Dragons existing in every culture is weirder than ghosts existing in every culture because dragons are a super specific thing but ghosts are just dead people.
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@Super__Dexter The damage CinemaSins did to media discourse is irreparable.
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@AbeGoldfarb @LuroLucario News: Ewww I can’t believe you’re into that shit. This Dude: Yes
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@HimejoshiSlim Actually Chainsaw Man killed the internal organs devil in 1927 so all humans just have vague flesh tubes inside them.
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@wwxwashere Pros: I no longer feel bad about my own writing. Cons: I still want to die because I've now seen this.
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@strike_dr Interesting symbolism of the surgical scar breaking the swastika
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@seriousparade Shrodinger's ****er.
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@_mjwills The artist behind Pepe the Frog canonically killed him off when Nazis got their hands on him, and later brought him back in an attempt to clear his reputation.
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@sagaxx11 A lot of these just aren't objectively measureable standards and they're pretty much all based on your personal feelings, so good luck with that I guess.
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@SuperNova999VT I'm so happy that the arguments in favor of evil races have run so dry that people are now just resorting to "I'll fucking kill you." because they can't defend this idea without sounding racist.
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@Lunwi88 Literally
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@TheConsciousRN_ @rayray_the_god They should be discredited if they're using unethical methods to generate a fake statistic in order to impress people who aren't gonna give a shit anyway. In fact, them doing this will only give racists more fuel.
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@NateTalksToYou "No but I had it hard so why should I make it easier for anyone else?" That's the argument they use, unaware of how it's literally anti-progress.
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@councilofgeeks People attempting to replicate the humor of Douglas Adams and failing is where a lot of early 2000s internet cringe came from imho.
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@rayluaza I guess the idea was that if you're using a cool technique then it was okay
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@SCHIZO_FREQ I saw a 4chan thread about this case a while back. Basically he labeled the billed service as "Currency transfer." so they were paying him for the service of paying him.
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@politicalawake If you're hating on a decision that Japanese people made of their own free will just because it doesn't conform to your ideas of how Japan should be then maybe you're the cultural imperialist that you're supposed to be gatekeeping against.
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@holmesmikotoba Peter's genes pitched in "spider" and decided to make no further contributions.
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@ThoughtSlime Guys I said that dragons are more specific than ghosts I didn't say dragons are real calm down in the comments
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@sanareplyguy Someone's never heard of femdom
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@Zal_Cryptid I love how the Christian one apparently stayed Christian after coming out as trans.
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@RespectfulMemes I hate the "life is not fair" and the "real world won't be this nice to you" type of parents specifically for this reason
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@bruddamane_ @gamesarentart He included a naked model of Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page in his game without his consent, photoshopped pictures of his coworkers' faces onto porn, owns a picture of a dick and balls that he hangs in his office, and allegedly told his dev team that they "don't make game for fags"
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@DrLoupis Baby formula.
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@F0rtuneL0wT1er This show is amazing when it actually tries to be the adult comedy that it advertised itself as instead of shittiest angst yaoi you've ever seen.
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@halomancer1 Conservatism relies on the idea of there being a "normal" world state from which all deviations are degenerate and wrong. That's why they react this way to things changing.
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@buzzreviewss Higher animation budget and less crunch.
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@aa_kira008 Lobotomy Kaisen has reached a new apex I see
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@jramseyi I think that attempts at using AI to replace jobs in art, tech, and even law and medicine are actually attempts by the bourgeoisie to reduce class mobility by automating the jobs that make the most money and/or grant the most personal freedom for the working class.
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@RespectfulMemes In the real world, there will be one guy who's hoarding everyone's balloons because he thinks he's earned it after working so hard to steal it from people, and he doesn't care whose names are on them as long as he has a lot of balloons. This guy is called the bourgeoisie.
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@ocelotyaoi Moral Orel is a show by someone who's trying to make a point about some real experiences they had whereas Hazbin Hotel is a show designed to have a fanbase on tumblr.
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@yurirando A children's book author I used to like wrote a plotline where an autism-coded kid grew up to become a supervillain and it ended with him de-aging himself and erasing his mind so he becomes a "normal kid" for his immortal mother to raise again. A real-life mother wrote this.
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@nise_yoshimi @lee4hmz Weebs need to understand that Japan having a different culture around homosexuality compared to the US doesn't mean that Japan is any less gay. That's just how different countries work.
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@vgatwtoe "Communism is just whatever China is doing at the time. No, I haven't read theory or even googled the name Karl Marx."
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@ThePrincessMX @ThoughtSlime Okay so by this point you're just trying to gotcha me for its own sake
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@iNZANE0ne @hollowchatter Literally half of them are just variants of "Gushing Granny"
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@MrAnt728 @TheDrkPunisher No, he's definitely a villain. A somewhat pitiful villain who was forced into a life of evil and couldn't have been good even if he wanted to because he was raised by out of touch corporate scientists, sure, but still a villain.
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@sanareplyguy I have never said this before in my life because I'm one of those "everything is political" types but I think you're genuinely reading too much into this in the wrong way.
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@allmanallamazin @TheConsciousRN_ @rayray_the_god If a white supremacist learns that a majority black high school only has a 100% college acceptance rate because they're forcing people to go to community college and expelling them for having bad grades then that will only reinforce their propaganda about black people being dumb.
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@allmanallamazin @TheConsciousRN_ @rayray_the_god Except white supremacists will literally do the same and take any possible excuse to support their bullshit. Don't underestimate the enemy.
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@a1ienshe @sanareplyguy Except the only reason I'm telling you that it's unfair to say BDSM is misogynistic is because the kink entails women doing that shit to men too
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@JoeLongBalls Remember, the truest coal is posted by brand accounts
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@blobbynfriends The "logic" behind this is that heterosexuality leads to reproduction so it should be encouraged as much as possible, but homosexuality leads to no reproduction so it's degenerate perversion. The people who think this way literally just see humans as breeding machines.
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@machineiv A certifiable ???????? Ben Shapiro moment
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@dankopus @happyroadkill He canonically has one in his original design, he's just covering his face hefe instead of his neck.
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@bretugoddo The caption reads "Wisdom of the Proletariat" and I could not have came up with a better title myself.
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@Sigilstone33175 @PolyDepression If you can't envision your childhood video game hero eating sushi off of a woman's ass then was he ever really your hero?
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@UnderscoreZeus They actually invented COVID-19 to preemptively stop the Morbius sweep, because they know the theaters won't be able to handle it.
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@Fade_Coms Demon Slayer is a story about how you should kill crack addicts via decapitation.
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@kanadeself There's "the artist doesn't know how this thing works" and then there's "the artist probably knows how this thing works but fuck it"
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@MencianLegalism @Grasswastouched America is actually the least likely place for that to happen especially if you're not a part of any minorities.
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@MichaelJMcGrat4 @KeiPritsker So what are employees supposed to do about not being paid enough to live? Not everyone on Earth can just learn to code and launch a tech startup.
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@NotoriousPBG Humanity is about to rediscover why taking crack and heroin at the same time is a bad idea.
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@the_nerd_skull J. K. Rowling really ended up being one of those people who started at a fairly reasonable political position and then spiraled into utter insanity out of spite.
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@DreamLeaf5 Also I want to point out that nobody would try to stop him from jerking off in the shower until he mentioned this
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@manny_oe I'm telling my grandkids that this is Two Girls One Cup.
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@Over_Revving @Pinko69420 @SaaSWiz The average person simply cannot afford to put all their net worth in free stock shares from their own company and live on unpaid loans for the rest of their lives while storing any cash they do have in offshore tax shelters.
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@bIvckbeatIes @nocontextdrumar You're telling me that a real life human agreed to his spouse doing something like this?
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@Its_Mr_Floyd The worst part is Frank isn't even that bad anymore. There's like one video where he says the n word and he's lip-syncing a rap. His anti-weeaboo takes aren't even that weird in today's political climate and his insults pale in comparison to the average twitter argument.
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@NickPinkerton Meanwhile, Sid became a garbage truck driver who poses no threat to the working class.
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@TylerGlaiel FromSoft typically just makes up a bunch of names and locations and then adds vague bullshit in between to pretend like everything is connected. This time they just hired a guy to figure out how everything might actually be connected instead of lying about it like they used to.
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@greentexts_bot Women see cooking as slave labor because they're often forced to do it by their husbands. Anon likes it because he's doing it by his own free will. Hope this helps 👍
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@MorganFailchild She used to spend that money on charities and now she's funding anti-trans hate groups.
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@neogeoABCD I talked to a 9 year old kid this Thanksgiving who unironically told me that he grew out of this show.
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@Negan_73 Wouldn't be surprised if Vought canonically made them do this as a PR stunt to get to a younger audience.
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@twistCMYK Sometimes you just wanna make a farm and chill.
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@Atlanticesque I'd rather have mandatory leisure than no leisure at all.
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@SaraPalpatine I'm pretty sure Darth Vader was never supposed to be a particularly smart guy because that's why Palpatine could manipulate him so easily. He's just super strong and ruthless.
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@NexusMeme TFW you launched the game at 8:00 PM, October 10th, and this fucker shows up.
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@uni_meadows Consider: Male animated dog with ears as hair
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@TheIconicCrab @loudandsmart It's saying that being forced to work is bad even if you're doing something you love.
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@boygrrI You don't get it. idubbbz never changed and grew as a person. He's just blaming his old behavior on his audience instead of himself. That's worse.
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@swaggysuperswag She advertises her bad takes as a selling point but her deep lore has to be searched for. Also, Lily Orchard has permanently poisoned certain parts of storytelling/media discourse so it's not like her bad takes are harmless.
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@twistcmyk The Autism Mitigation Devices
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@IronsparkSyris "Lesbians will save sci-fi." Is a hard as fuck thing to say.
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@GrumpyDiogenes @DonaldEBeaneJr @skyler_higley I think the entire idea is that the comfort from being rich makes being a good person easy whereas the anger that comes with poverty makes being a bad person easy.
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@Ponyboy1235 Mahito looking at the pendant and being genuinely confused as fuck might be my favorite part of this scene
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@Cumler2 Po, Tai Lung, and Zhen jumping the Chameleon at the same time would've been amazing tbh.
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@twistCMYK The worst part is if that guy was "traditionally attractive" instead then there'll be a bunch of people sending him fan mail as he goes to prison for murder.
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@NashRomi Same energy as "You'll never be a woman. Cope, seethe, and dilate." "Bro, my pronouns are he/him."
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@SantanaelChan Gege might be a cursed spirit in real life
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@gusicgatito It's politics filtered through a fever dream
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@SpiritofLenin And the best part is they'll do nothing of actual worth to help the real traumatized soldiers those movies are based on either.
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@Jokeb0i Those people were always here but now they can pay $8 a month to make it everyone else's problem.
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@ChudsOfTikTok I get that educators are often frustrated and exhausted but this is beyond uncalled for.
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@Interrobang_2 @Utautai_One The person your RTed was clearly complaining about the latter and I agree with them that it's bad. The issue with most genre fiction, tragedy/drama included, is that it's easy to just start making schlock once you find the formula of what events these genres typically contain.
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@ThePirhana11 @THELIFE0FTRIBE I'm not saying I agree with South Park, mind you, but I am saying that if anyone ever tries to imply that South Park is on their side then they're wrong. The only thing South Park is on the side of is "Who cares lol", always and forever.
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@zettaflare_ @Die_phoon @IronPineapple_ The base game is the Normal difficulty and this item provides the Hard difficulty.
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@bruddamane_ @gamesarentart Basically he's a weird sex pervert who probably hates gays
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@not__vee Because it's not a worldwide tradition to read storybooks to adults who can read by themselves. Also, don't pretend like you guys wouldn't be reacting just as harshly if drag queens read to senior citizens too.
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@furryslag The fact that he paused for a whole panel and then said "Balls too..." really completed the package.
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@ZullieTheWitch That reminds me: Elden Ring NPCs auto-dodge when you cast a spell which means shit like Ambush Shard, Magic Glintblade, and Night Maiden's Mist will still hit them because they don't actually dodge those hitboxes, they dodge based on when you do the inputs.
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@8BitProletariat My question is what kind of insane conversation led to this point?
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@DewEnjoyer Take the phrase "I eat burgers." and replace "burgers" with "infant babies alive." It's not so funny now, is it? That's the fallacy you're making here I feel.
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@dylanfachero123 @Cheesymanfredo Do not test the indomitable will of man.
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