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@JacobEllinger8

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Christian, white, male. Pineapple is good on pizza, bite me. political stuff and cool things found on the web

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@Loftycrafty_ @HannaBarberaCap Blossom was rude to their dad so the other two were mad at her
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@Jimberino1 @NoContextHumans Get stationed at a military base in the ass end of nowhere and you'll find anything to stay entertained
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@CatgirlEternity @NoContextHumans Genetic attraction from having too similar of gens. This only works if you don't know they are a close relative
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@Gravantus shame they missed the very real message Jesus was sending.
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@CryptoFeather_ @cctvidiots She was scanning the room for who was laughing the most
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@DelusionPosting I don't know if anyone has noticed this but threw cogs aligned like this would not even turn. The irony
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@DynamoSuperX They can access the speed force!
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@NoContextHumans this sport use to be good.
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@jeazous @PicturesFoIder This reads like something an ai would write
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@kirawontmiss My parents spanked us but never EVER hard enough to leave marks. this is abuse and not something to brag about. I approve of light spankings when necessary but this is ridicules.
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@the_LoungeFly @fasc1nate I mean it's the science of trying to replicate the functionality of an entire limb. It's probably as complex as rocket science.
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@PicturesFoIder Senior year of hs I got asked on a date by a very attractive girl and the whole time she kept looking around her like she was expecting someone. Turns out she only asked me on a date to make her ex jealous and promptly ghosted me.
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@HawaiiPizza123 @LocalBateman If anything websites or apps track your location then that information can be shared or requested by any website or app. If the ai is any good it can access that data. Also if your phone is near other phones then all the app needs to do is talk to the app on the other phone
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@LocalBateman I'm not an engineer but the way I heard it is smooth roads save a lot of gas but of course need a lot of maintenance. secondly I don't know if those roman roads could last with modern traffic on them every day all day.
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@iluminatibot As a Christian none of this scares me or makes me even think I I need to be ready as I'm already ready.
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@AntlerWeasel @beetlemoses Some dms treat a natural 1 the same way you treat a natural 20 where a 20 always succeeds a 1 always fails spectularly
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@historyinmemes I find it crazy that we basically have the technology to paint exactly like this ...well not brushing but dipping the object into it.
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@joongleart @UpToTASK probs a dude in that costume.
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@SophiaNarwitz post this to 4chan and they will be located within a day.
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@UpToTASK the person in the costume.
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@ArtistNcs I like how the animation gets progressively less detailed as it goes.
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@Bolverk15 a few years back I was prescribed some, first time I ever tried them I was playing a bullet hell type game and got my best score ever. felt like I was superman XD. I hated the crash though so I stopped taking them.
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@buitengebieden that border Collee was not fooled.
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@FightMate I hate HATE! HATE!! thieves! bring back the laws where thieves would have their hands removed.
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@shenderson41034 @CatgirlEternity @NoContextHumans Thats probably more to do with lack of morality than genetic attraction. Hunter Biden could probably speak on this subject with authority 🤣
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@MrBlackOG that the government actually wants to help people.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I don't like how intelligent the eyes on this thing look.
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@Dalbodog when I was a kid I was playing in the Neiborhood with the other boys and saw this dog with what looked like blood on its neck, we found it with the collar cutting into the neck (too tight). I had to convince my parents to report it because they did not want to cause drama in the
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@adamorgler @kirawontmiss I'm one of the weirdos that hates really cold water. Tap water is perfect temperature
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@LocalBateman The video on the right is froma channel called Primitive technology and I won't stand for anyone bismerching it's use in teaching as the videos themselves are educational with the bonus of being entertaining
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@Tom_Morrow_ @fasc1nate there was a twitter fact check a while back on this clip (though why no one can tell it's fake smh) anyways yeah it's two clips that the edited to overlap.
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@buitengebieden cheetahs are dogs in cat hardware.
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@Kejny_ @SigmaActivity A lot of selloffs are automated these days, so when a few hundred people see the sweet and think it's real they sell their shares causing the ai to detect a selloff and then auto sell which as you can imagine makes all the other ai do the same.
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@sillyflippy @greg_price11 The US has always had a two tier Justice system. sad.
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@longdrive1153 @buitengebieden that was hail my dude. those are chunks of ice falling from the sky. some of them looked almost the same size as the little birds head.
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@Jimberino1 @NoContextHumans Never served but my brother did and he said you start going crazy so for instance one time they came across an ied and told the new guy to kick it. People in the military are a different breed
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@MK_OL_ @robbystarbuck And if she wanted to rape them? Should she be allowed to because it's her kids and she should be able to do as she pleases?
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@toonsgowild irl people with communication disabilities can do stuff like this when they are in pain but unable to convey it.
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@kirawontmiss I really really hope the guy told the bouncer that he has the power to shut this down before he was turned away because that would make it so much better
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@cctvidiots I would be more concerned with why so many accidents are happening in this spot.
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@DynamoSuperX every time I hear his voice I cant help but picture Hoss Stelgatto
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@sneshpone Her parents are not dead but it's shown they are absent from her life. In some ways that can mess with kids even more because you start wondering why your parents don't care and stuff
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@OrwellNGoode Advancements in food production allowed people more free time and prosperity which allowed more people to do science and invent. Until particular tech came along few people had time to do science and invent.
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@muslimite @consciousphilos no no you are misunderstanding. the Islamic leaders will give permission for grifters to do whatever they want so long as they are promoting the religion and maintain a huge fallowing.
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@ZeekArkham @mmpadellan he might be in his 50's physically but he's 5 yo mentally.
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@harrygillvo I have a gaming laptop because I don't have a very larg living space. Secondly cooling tech has improved a lot so that it never overheats and also new fan shapes keep it quite. I agree with the video for the most part.
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@JuiceyManJim @AntlerWeasel @beetlemoses it does result is some funny outcomes. one time I wanted to throw my sword at an enemy and rolled a 1 and ended up hitting the wall behind the enemy the sword bounced off and hit my character in the foot.
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@Rainmaker1973 So here is the thing about this suit. I want to see how well it does to pulling as the bear is not going to be hitting you it's going to try and pull off those plates to get to the soft human nugit
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@shitpost_2077 some facts about this video. the guy acting here was arrested in Argentina for political reasons. and the guy who is heard singing in the video is actually a ticktock artist by the name carsonsmelliott but unfortunately I don't think there is a full version of this.
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@fasc1nate I've said this before but I think it's some kind of blacksmiths testament to their skill. the fact they all have both similar characteristics but also no two are the same makes me think that it's to show their skill in making round objects and artistic skill.
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@PicturesFoIder Where is the one with socks still on?
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@stillgray Princess got hit with life and can't cope with reality.
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@PicturesFoIder ooorrrr third option is live for a few years in your parents house and save money until you can put a down payment on a home.
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@RobbinOlsson_ @HawaiiPizza123 @LocalBateman blue tooth, rfi, wifi. lots of ways. see it's twisted because technically they are not getting YOUR location they are requesting the location of the nearest phone. unless you go completely offline it's always gonna find a way.
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@LocalBateman here's the thing. a society is only as good as how they treat their most helpless. I am not saying rapist should not be jailed; I am saying that if we treat prisoners however we want then how do you expect the already corrupt justice system to treat innocent people? I suppose we
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@MB6I1gB7WldKeHi @AlanBings 🤣can American join you?
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@cabygsg22 @PicturesFoIder Haha my family was terrible I would choose rich and terrible over poor and terrible.
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@ruzcash @Rainmaker1973 this was posted many times here and on other sites. I found the news story a while back and no one was hurt and also they managed to recover the car with a crane.
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@Jakub8632 @fasc1nate That's the most important feature
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@SpiritedHonoka @DrStone_EN oh wow the anime makes her look less attractive than the manga. I mean she's still pretty but the manga got that budonka donk.
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@GoldBlooded44 @historyinmemes "no, you associate with savagery" that sounds like Confession through projection. I don't think most people believe that walking around naked is savagery but I do think stoning women and forcing them to do the bidding of men is savagery.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ SpongeBob finally learns how to drive.
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@ChristinaTasty Hogwarts Legacy was a financial success because most people are not terrible. the reason a beer was 'canceled' is because they appealed the the same group that tried to cancel Hogwarts Legacy, they ignored their core and also the person they hired is not even liked by the woke.
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@AnNotherNoob @DelusionPosting Any more interesting things you can remember?
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@InternetH0F I had a friend who was going for theology and I asked him what kinds of jobs you can get with it. His response was teaching theology as a professor
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@LibertyCappy Umbrella this is actually a self own. People who live in the city have a better idea of how those cities pollute the environment.
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@SheaKitten @NoContextHumans I just verbally went "oooohhhhh" and then winced.
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@Timcast I don't like Tate but if this is true then this means he's being run through a kangaroo court.
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@BrockRiddickIFB If you had a photo not taken with a potato I might be able to guess. If you twisted my arm and said HAD to pick one I would say 6 looks kinda sus based on the outfit and hail style
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@HumanAreMetal this is why I wont have kids.
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@Bettylefunikat @BloomMoonbeam THANK YOU!!! I'm not the only one that thought this.
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@Traditional2D 2019 not even joking. that whole show slaps! I legit found myself laughing at the visual gages. there is an episode where Mickie loses his cloths and has to walk through the beach naked and I was crying from how funny it was.
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@RhysWortham @OldMemeClown the hard part is finding a wife to begin with lmao.
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@ComicLoverMari I like the scene where he jumps from the airlock without a spacesuit and of course nearly dies.
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@HannaBarberaCap I don't remember this episode.
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@LibertyCappy That's like the guy who was forbidden from building a second house that he was gonna use as a airbnb on his property so he emptied his barn and built one inside of it.
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@long_and_soft this is gonna sound crazy but if you want to go down the rabbit hole google "the US cheese stockpile" and this list will make a lot more sense.
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@Rainmaker1973 there are gaps between the boards and the thin plastic roof will leak heat badly. the walls could be ignored for the most part if you just put a bit of mud over the gaps but the roof is really bad.
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@PicturesFoIder find peace in the fact it's finally ending. sorry for the dark mood.
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@PicturesFoIder Jim Sterling was one for me.
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@bassel_amin @PicturesFoIder Trans genders trying to justify their illness: write that down write that down!
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@lastchanceeth @Bornakang The photo is real but it is unknown if that is what he wS doing in his final moments or if it was just unfortunat happenstance he ended up in that position
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@real_hotaru Russians have more swearwords than English has French words.
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@9mm_smg attempted suicide by cop?
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@INeedDopamine98 @alx book marking this image for meme reasons.
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@SuperVaulty you'll slowly feel better before 14 months. it's like a paper cut, it's gotta scab over before it fully heals but the pain will not be as bad before it does fully heal.
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@Tracklish @cctvidiots It could be in china which would make sense
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@SciClown @ultrakillblast Full movie for free on youtube
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@LibertyCappy what kills me the most is people like them try to say there is systemic this or systemic that and yet every major institution is telling them to think those things.
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@thenewarea51 @GuntherEagleman Even without your post I knew it was unrelated to current events simply because of how late in the time frame this was posted. If it had been caught on film when they attacked it would have been posted already. I hate that people post lies for clicks.
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@MoreCrazyClips you are a man, God gave you the body you need to NOT have to hit a female. secondly he could have walked away. And yes before anyone says it, the women is not right for hitting him but my point is real men don't hit women end of discussion.
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@lporiginalg I use MS edge after being a chrome user for many years. Edge runs faster, takes up less ram and as far as I can tell does not do this crap which is to say Bing is actually pretty good and the AI they added saves me time looking for obscure post to salve my problem.
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@BrockRiddickIFB these birds are all dead in this video. they have been completely plucked and no factory possess I know of uses anything even close to this. I can only assume this is some sort of art piece and that's how I am going to rationalize it because nothing else makes any dang sense.
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@pRiAzIzNa @the_LoungeFly @fasc1nate We already have some that kinda do this but it results in slow imprecise movements and not enough strength to be useful is lifting or moving say a box of books. Right now a stiff metal prosthetic is still superior in that respect
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@sihksihk @HistoryInPics lmao I noticed that too. guy walked one way, noticed the camera, walked out of shot and waited a bit to not seem conspicuous and then walked back in front of the camera. XD
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@RealSpikeCohen when I was like 6 years old the fbi broke down our door and stormed our house with guns drawn, only thing we heard was "he's not here" no "we're sorry we got the wrong house" or "oh we thought there was a drug lord here" or anything. they terrified us and left without recourse.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 "Divination and teleportation." though one has to wonder why a series revolving around actual wizards did not do that in the first place.
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