FUCKIN LONDON MARATHON FINISHER BABY! 6 long months 4 times a week wind, rain and snow, a pulled bollock, hernia and endless amounts of chafe! Over 3.5k raised for Blood Cancer UK what a fucking feeling crossing that line! Thanks to every single one of you! ❤️
honestly love i was on the books of scunthorpe and lincoln, the verge of breaking into the first team no cunt could head a ball like me i was a genetic freak, Saturday morning away at rochdale BANG ACL gone in the first 5 i turned to drink after that I was never the same
absolutely pissing at the geezer who’s just drove past me and shouted fat curly haired c*nt out his window, the fact it was a complete randomer has killed me😂😂😂😂
BONJOUR YOU FUCKIN RADGIES PARIS MARATHON BOXED OFF WITH A NEW PB 3.55 NOT ALL LAMB AND GREEN PEAS THIS RUNNING GAME NOT SURE WHEN ILL BE BACK COZ AM GOING ON THIS PISS FOR THE NEXT MONTH RATS DONT OWN THIS CITY STARTY DOES WORK HARD PLAY HARDER X
shoutout to the captain
@bootlegger1974
sorting out the goods just in time for the bank holiday am heading straight to the patio doors, my spidey senses tell me it’s gonna get fuckin tasty baby, minus this lockdown it’s not a fuckin bad life is it
all the best to my mate
@J_Warrington
throwback to the times we was both sparing before the selby fight you got this man, we all love leeds and leeds and leeds!
#leedswarrior
this is horrendous, it’s just nature of the game, balled my eyes out back in 2004 wrapped in an England flag when we got dumped out the euros to portugal, you know what i got? a fuckin clip round the ear from the old bull i never carried on like that again
too all the bunch of clowns fighting with each other after the england game get a fucking life and don’t bother supporting them again, proud as punch of the boys brought the country together and got us all believing again, until next time!🏴🏴
touched down in glasto reversed the camper van all the way down no problems 5 days of live music loads of ale good people and good vibes am like a pig in shit not a fuckin bad life is it x
en route to holland to smoke fuck loads of bamba squat airport security is carnage some bloke booting off coz he can’t bring his personalised flick knife on the flight not sure what the problem is like, few more morreti for iron not a bad life is it x
Dec 2017: works as a telephone engineer for kcom playing darts in his spare time for his local pub
Jan 2019: wins world championship against MVG
Lee Robinson 👏👏👏👏👏🎯🎯
congrats to our kid 5 years all clear and never in doubt, we have our ups and downs but i wouldn’t have to you any other way you queer c*nt love ya to piece pal x
“I got the golf gear on, grabbed the clubs.. then went to Puerto Banús for 8 hours!” 🍻
Alan Brazil reveals he once pretended to play golf to escape the family for a day. 🤣
This is classic Al 🏴😂⛳️
Manchester United confirm they are aware of an alleged incident involving captain Harry Maguire in Mykonos last night.
They say contact has been made "and he is fully co-operating with the Greek authorities".
The club say they will be making no further comment
#MUFC
NOTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME A BORED MALE IN A DEAD END JOB WHO LIVES FOR THE WEEKEND, STARTY WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME AND THATS JUST HOW IT IS WORK HARD PLAY HARDER START LIKES TO PARTY HE LIKES TO PARTY!
work boxed off for a few days nothing but ale food good vibes family/friends and more ale merry christmas all have a fuckin blast it’s not a bad life x
yearly hull 10k boxed off nearly 10 years at it and finally beat the old man big shout out to everyone involved, sunday sesh in full swing MAKE THOSE LAGERS LONG AND COLD STARTY WANTS TO TO PARTY ALL THE TIME
QUICK UPDATE BACK ON THE CANS RUNNING ON 2 HOURS KIP COZ SILKY HAS SOLD THE CAMPER VAN FOR 2CB’s SO TECHNICALLY WERE FUCKIN HOMELESS ANYWAY WE KEEP CHIPPING AWAY
JUST ASK FOR THE PLAYBOY NOT WORKING HARD BUT STILL PLAYING HARDER LARGE AND INCHARGE MAKE THEM LAGERS LONG AND COLD BOY EAST HULLS RAY PARLOUR GOING AT IT LIKE A PIG WITH 2 HEADS NOT A BAD LIFE IS IT X
30 years 😳
#premierleague
I was sent down to London by the manager, for the promo video, as a punishment. Never was in his good books 🙈
What a great day it turned out to be and full of some characters!
day 1 in lockdown seen as tho the lizard can’t go to the gym he’s brought the gym to us, couple of 4”flanges and some 1” pipe that he’s welded together at work 😩😂😂😂😂😂
‘10 weeks they locked us down for can you believe it? no boozers no town no partying everyone was necking pints on social media, grant silk went bald, dan chambers was teaching kids via his laptop in his underpants and lee robbo declared war on all of china, mad times really’
Merry Christmas from me bev and lizard, our kids making us have it and won’t come round so i can’t open my presents yet typical baz hope you all have a very merry christmas it’s been a funny old year but it’s what you make it it’s not a bad life is it live forever x
Kylian Mbappe at 19 years of age:
- 135 senior appearances for club & country
- 67 goals for club & country
- Transferred to PSG for £180m
- One World Cup title
- Two Ligue 1 titles
- £5m per year Nike sponsorship deal
- Cover of TIME magazine
What were you doing at 19? 👀
today’s the day Gerry cinnamon, Janet Jackson, LG, courteeners onto chemical bros, Carl cox thrown about in there somewhere fuckin class place glasto am still ticking away doing the lads and fam proud live forever x
feel like coops has been robbed from an absolute unreal result due to a piss poor refereeing if anybody doesn’t agree with that challenge then i don’t think football is for you, here’s me hoping it’s gets properly looked into, old school as fuck never change skip x
well folks here it is cheltenham eve the week that every man and his dog have been looking forward too for many many months the week that makes or breaks family’s all over the country! happy gambling all and remember when the fun stops.. deposit another 20 🐎🐎🐷🐷
were are all you plastic england fans singing in beer gardens and tweeting ‘its coming home’ you couldn’t move in the public houses last year, probably be watching love island the set of pricks
just clocked off these weeks aren’t getting any easier ive thought about this one all week anyway another day in lockdown kicked into touch we go again tomorrow, what a life x
last big blow out then am out for the year it’s been a long hard slog, weekend in belfast with this horrible creature an a few more wrong uns see you real soon
@billychadwick_
all lingfeild aren’t we, not a bad life x
Iceland has no army, a booming economy, some of the cleanest water and air anywhere in the World, violent crime is rare, one of the lowest crime rates in the world, and they even jailed their corrupt bankers.
Why do you think Iceland is doing so well? 🇮🇸
back on the sauce good day of footy and racing pub for 12 and the rest his history remember kids one day your life will flash before you eyes make sure it’s worth watching, it’s not a bad life this is it enjoy your Saturday x
first pint out the pump in 4 months what a feeling horrendous round on the course but it’s not a bad life is it, guess who’s back with a brand new tash baby x
didn’t fancy it one bit tonight but we dig in rome wasnt built in a day but it was built everyday! Please keep sponsoring, all for a good cause i really appreciate!
fuckin great boozer for all ages shapes and sizes doesn’t get enough credit if you ask me, the old man and turbos stomping ground had some ace nights in there with them and the lads can’t wait to be back