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Northumberland, Newcastle and Brisbane. Girl Dad. Half Marathoner. @ToonUnderPod 🖤🤍

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@JackStanley86
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2 years
@Jesanchez3 Appearances for #nufc in four years - 119 Appearances for #lfc in five years - 76 Liverpool super fan.
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@captaintommoore @TauntedDxb Happy Birthday Captain Tom! My wife’s aunt is a NHS nurse. She baked this special cake for your birthday.
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6 months
Gordon getting injured the day Barnes returns is the most #nufc 2023/24 thing ever
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2 years
If Jack Harrison was called Jacqués Harisón and played for Lyon #nufc fans would all be desperate to sign him
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8 months
Let’s just put it out there now though. Anyone who seriously thinks Eddie Howe’s job should be in any way at risk is a fucking moron #nufc
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2 years
Should we let Jamal Lewis join Manchester United ~ YES/NO? ⚫️⚪️👇
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2 years
Should we let Scott McTominay join Newcastle United ~ YES/NO?🔴👇
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2 years
Pleasing to see this man get some love today. He’ll win everyone over soon enough. A vital cog in the #nufc team
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2 years
#nufc have signed an entire new defensive unit since January for around £90m. It includes two current England internationals in their prime, two other experienced players with over 250 PL games between them, and a 22yo title winning CB who could be one of the best in Europe
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4 months
As a fanbase let’s never even seriously suggest Howe should be sacked again. Please #nufc
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8 months
Best right back I’ve ever seen at #nufc . Most important signing since the takeover. Instrumental in everything good over the last two years. Absolutely love the man and I hope he knows the respect he has 🖤🤍
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2 years
We’re not even out of October yet and #nufc have absolutely rattled Liverpool and Man Utd for the crime of not going to their grounds and rolling over to have our bellies tickled. The entitlement of these whining fans is astounding and it is lovely to see 😊
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It’s become apparent post-takeover that a decent number of #nufc fans these days simply cannot handle it when we lose.
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8 months
This guy took #nufc from 19th to the Champions League in 18 months. He works tirelessly to bring success. If he doesn’t think Lewis Hall is ready to start or would rather play a tired Trippier than Krafth that’s good enough for me. He has earned 100% trust. #HappyClapper 👏🏼
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7 months
Everton and Forest punished for trying to compete. #nufc can’t afford to reinforce a broken and battered squad. Effectively suffering for qualifying for the Champions League. It’s time to fight back against this system designed to protect the established elite.
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Everton fans told us Anthony Gordon was shite.
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Not so long ago, Lee Charnley was doing all of these jobs #nufc
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5 months
Two cup quarter-finals and still with a decent shot of a European finish while dealing with the worst injury crisis and hardest cup draws the club has ever had. The entitlement of the #nufc fanbase (on here at least) is tragic. A lot of people need to get real and grow up.
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2 years
Chris Wood scored some important goals, performed a thankless task with a flawless attitude, and was a key team player during the good form in early 2022. He was always going to be a short-term fix, but his role in the rebirth of #nufc won’t be forgotten 🇳🇿🖤🤍
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Dwight Gayle and Ciaran Clark are well past their use by date at #nufc , but they have both been very good players for the club at times and should leave with gratitude and respect
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Sean Longstaff. 90 mins every game in this relentless, dominant team. What a valuable player.
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Europe competitors Manchester United, Spurs and Brighton have all come to St James’ Park in the last seven weeks and have lost by a combined score of 12-2. Ruthless #nufc
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Kevin De Bruyne could do this and it would be his greatest ever assist
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Absolutely world class. 💫
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I became a dad for the second (and final!) time yesterday and completed my conversion into a fully fledged #GirlDad ❤️ Baby Rosie born happy and healthy, joining her big sister as an Aussie Geordie 🇦🇺🖤🤍
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Villa hammered #nufc last season. 8-2 to us on aggregate this season. We didn’t score a goal from a corner for about 6 years before this season. Scored two in 4 minutes yesterday. Couldn’t win an away game until this month. Won three on the spin. Trust this man.
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2 years
Emil Krafth has been far more consistent and better than Manquillo since Howe came in. He’s played in all of our good results since Trippier got injured. Credit where credit is due #nufc
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9 months
6th in the league with two more points than the same stage last season. Unbeaten in six league games (including three away games after European nights, one an 8-0 win). Good chance of at least Europa League knockout round. Joint top scorers in the league. It’s not bad #nufc
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Either Liverpool or Chelsea
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Newcastle were likeable when they used to roll over and get their tummy tickled every other week. Or when they would suffer embarrassing losses to inferior teams. Or when their stadium was a giant billboard for a knock off tat shop. Now they’re good we don’t like them boohoo 😢
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Nick Miller
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Newcastle used to be one of the most likeable teams around. Now they’re one of the least. The ownership is the main reason, but it’s on the pitch too. They’ve used it smartly & shouldn’t do anything different. But equally people don’t have to like it
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He touches the ball 21 times in this dribble and almost every touch has to be perfect. Absolute world class footballer doing things that only the greats can do. And he’s only 23! 🇸🇪
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Newcastle United FC
1 year
An absolutely breathtaking assist from Alex Isak. 🤤🇸🇪
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2 years
The Isak deal is clearly only happening because Barry from Benwell tagged the owners in his angry tweets #nufc
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2 years
#nufc have committed approximately £150m to transfer fees since January. They’ve signed half a new team, including two elite talents for £35m+ each. They likely will sign more players this month. They are ambitious but sensible and this is a long term plan. Please calm down 🙏🏼
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Miggy was unplayable for a good chunk of the season for #nufc , almost single handedly winning games at times. He’s a pressing machine and fits the system perfectly. He may not need to start every week but he’ll deservedly be a vital part of the squad again next season 🇵🇾
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“Not a deliberate play at the ball” 😂
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Nobody can ever accuse me of being a glory supporter when the trophies start rolling in #nufc
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There’s nothing better than seeing local lads play for #nufc . This lad must be special to be playing Premier League aged 17.
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Newcastle United FC
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Professional debut. ✅ Huge congratulations, @LewisMiley1 ! 🙌
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@GaryLineker My wife’s aunt is a NHS nurse. She baked this special cake for Captain Tom’s birthday
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2 years
Relentless, ruthless. I’ve never seen a #nufc team this well coached, or this strong physically
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If you’re a #nufc fan aged 20 now you’ve never experienced the likes of Ginola or Robert. Even the Pardew team of HBA, Cabaye, Cisse, Ba won’t be that strong a memory. So you put ASM on a pedestal. It won’t take long now with the club trajectory for ASM to be a fading memory.
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£35m profit on Minteh would essentially fund the entire #nufc summer transfer business. Don’t blame the club if this happens, blame the system that incentivises clubs to sell their best young players 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Some really good performances today. Murphy did well, Isak first half outstanding. Joe Willock though. His best game for #nufc . What an asset he is becoming
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2 years
Inspired by the lads’ great idea @nufcoliverr , the Joelinton Hawaiian shirt pandemic has gone international and reached Australia 🇦🇺 This time it’s King Eddie honoured on a special shirt of his own ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #nufc @ToonUnderPod
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What’s more likely? A) Howe selects Longstaff and Murphy because they know the tactical requirements and can handle the physical demands, they regularly have goal contributions, and there is a lack of alternatives available. B) He picks them because he likes them #nufc
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To have gone from Ashley to this in a little over 18 months is just beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. #nufc have big aims and will hit them all eventually, but it’s important to enjoy the journey as well. We won’t get feelings quite like this again after all that has happened 🖤🤍
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A generational manager. Nobody else would have been able to do what he’s done so far for #nufc . I hope he stays forever
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🇦🇺Brisbane Geordies 🇦🇺 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #nufc #NEWLIV
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Seven goals for the season and months playing through the pain barrier for our club. No player has a bigger heart #nufc
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10 months
Anyone who has ever called Miggy and Dan Burn shite, stick that up your hole. #nufc ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
Dan Burn’s life just peaked. What a moment. Joelinton and Willock brilliant. Once Isak is up to speed #nufc will be even more formidable 🖤🤍
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2 years
Surely today marks the end of #nufc fans lambasting Sean Longstaff. He has proven his worth to the team and value to the squad
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This #RollsRoyce equals Jonathan Woodgate’s @premierleague appearances for #nufc next week. He’s already in the conversation for our best PL era centre-back. There’s still improvements for him to make, but he’s got it all 🇳🇱
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9 months
Turns out Eddie knows what he’s doing with his squad. Funny that. Amazing performance against an absolutely shambolic opponent #nufc 🖤🤍
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2 years
That game right there is why we can’t complain when teams like Leeds come and make life difficult. Two 0-0s in a week, two completely contrasting emotions. I will never get used to seeing #nufc so strong and resilient. Eddie clearly paid attention when he went to see Simeone
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@FabrizioRomano You can guarantee if #nufc were trying to sign him from Brazil instead of from Watford nobody would be negative about it. He’s not even 21 yet and has a full season of PL experience behind him. As with everything at the moment, I trust the club and the people in charge
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Pope (30) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Botman (22) 🇳🇱 Bruno (24) 🇧🇷 Joelinton (26) 🇧🇷 Isak (22) 🇸🇪 This could be the #nufc spine for the next 4-5 years, and I will fight anyone who doesn’t think we can have a good crack at top 6 this season 💪🏼
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It’s quite encouraging to look at Man City’s first two seasons in the Champions League. Takes time to learn how to play at this level. Difficulty for #nufc now is how / when we get back in given the competition. Any Europe next season is fine for me.
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English players Eddie Howe has actually signed for #nufc Trippier Targett Burn Pope Gordon Barnes Livramento Hall Weird considering he apparently only wants to sign average English players 🤔
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4 years
My wife’s aunt, Sue Thompson, is a #NHS nurse in ICU @FreemanHospital . She’s made this special cake to celebrate Captain Tom’s 100th birthday @BBCNews @bbcnewcastle @GMB @thismorning @BBCBreakfast #thankyouNHS #cake #CaptainTomMoore
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You don’t just waltz into a Champions League campaign at 17 years old and play like this. Lewis Miley is not real #nufc
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2 years
@SkySportsNews They just did ‘splash the cash’. After also splashing the cash on Nunez a few months ago. This bloke is insufferable.
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Rafa loved Paul Dummett. He was a solid 7/10 performer back then. Reliable and trustworthy. Matt Ritchie was a vital signing after relegation and has been worth every bit of that £10m. Time for them to go now, but good players on their day and even better characters for #nufc
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2 years
Statement win. Massive. What a team and what a club. Never been so proud of them #nufc 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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There’s been some brilliant goals for #nufc this season, but this is next level. Amazing skill and execution from three players who so obviously enjoy playing together.
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#NUFC erm goal of the season angle...it just gets better..
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Are #nufc fans ever going to be able to look at evidence and trust that the club know what they are doing with transfers? Or maybe wait and see how new signings do before writing them off? That would be nice.
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Rafa isn't infallible. He is the best manager the club will ever get though and he knows what he is doing. I support him 100% #nufc
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Europa League qualification after the season #nufc have had would be almost as impressive as getting Champions League last season
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2 years
The season finished five days ago. New season doesn’t start for over two months. We were desperate in Jan but still didn’t allow ourselves to be taken advantage of. Let Villa get on with what they’re doing. I’m happy to trust the #nufc process. It’s worked fine so far
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2 years
That’s manager and player of the month wrapped up then #PlayLikeAlmiron
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2 years
English clubs should make a pact not to buy or loan Chelsea players. Let them face the consequences of their little irresponsible January splurge
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2 months
I mean this is just Mike Ashley
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2 months
Manchester United’s entire non-football staff have been invited to take redundancy in an email sent across the club on Tuesday afternoon, according to The Athletic 🔗
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Remember when #nufc parked the bus against Arsenal?
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Livramento and Hall were signed for the future. They both play in positions where there are established and important senior players in situ. The season is a little over a quarter way through. Howe has specific tactical and physical demands of his players. Just be patient #nufc
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#nufc = bad for your health
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Joelinton being shown a picture of me in a Hawaiian shirt with Eddie Howe’s face on it isn’t something I anticipated happening this season! 🤣 Thanks @SixsmithTV ! @ToonUnderPod #nufc ⚫️⚪️🇦🇺🇧🇷
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Newcastle United. The club where the owner allows a Champions League winning manager to leave because he was too ambitious. Mike - just go please. Take your profit and piss off. You’re wasting everyone’s time #nufc
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PIF don’t run #nufc day to day. They rely on the other owners and employ experts to do it for them. They’ve all said many times this is a long-term project. It isn’t some rich guy who thinks he knows football’s vanity project. PIF won’t panic. It’s all about the big picture.
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2 years
Best goal I’ve ever seen live. An absolute scandal that there was only one camera angle of it #nufc
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2 years
On This Day in 2012, Hatem Ben Arfa turned into Lionel Messi against Blackburn. What a player 🔥 #NUFC
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Some #nufc fans appear to want Howe to publicly trash his players, and regard him not doing so as a sign of weakness.
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2 years
He’s been one of our best and most consistent players all season. Never have goals been more deserved. Couldn’t be prouder of him 🖤🤍 45 mins from Wembley. Hold me
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Never been more proud of #nufc . Seeing those flags going at the end was just everything ❤️ We will be back in cup finals very soon. Some of these players will win trophies for us. This is just the beginning and my heart is full of pride 🖤🤍
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@roy_kaviani I’m so sad to see fans like yourself writing Eddie Howe off after one extremely challenging season with unprecedented mitigating circumstances. Has he not shown enough in his time so far to deserve backing and loyalty? Why are we turning on him at his first rough patch?
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I’ve been on Twitter and have mostly enjoyed it for 12 years now, but I’m not sure how much more #nufc Twitter I can put myself through. Maybe I’m just getting old.
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You’d have to be worried about Radcliffe if you were a Man Utd fan though. Really do get Mike Ashley, amateur vibes
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Chris Foy just said on my TV that it was “not a deliberate play” from Felipe. 🤣🤣🤣 That decision was a scandal. An absolute disgrace. The standard of officiating in the PL is in the toilet.
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Best player on the pitch. There’s the midfield depth and him and Anderson have saved #nufc £50m this summer 🖤🤍
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This is the kind of attitude and character you want at your club. This guy has been a phenomenal signing for #nufc and he needs and deserves support when he’s in a tricky patch of form himself. 100% guaranteed he’ll be back to his best soon 🖤🤍
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Newcastle United FC
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An honest #BOUNEW assessment from Kieran Trippier. 🗣️
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My big hope from a #nufc fan perspective for the remainder of the season is that we stay calm and keep perspective when we inevitably drop points. Some really difficult games coming up and it’s a big ask to keep winning all the time. But you know for a fact we’ll be prepared 💪🏼
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Amazing what a couple of weeks on the training ground and not playing games every three days can do for a team #nufc
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Next time Klopp complains about other clubs spending money he really needs to be pulled up on it
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Here we goooo ✈️⚫️⚪️ @AussieMags
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Eddie has nothing to be sorry for. Not a single thing. Without him we would have been playing Coventry this weekend.
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Eddie Howe: “We’ve felt nothing but support & love from the fans all weekend long. The scenes coming in on the bus 🚌 were exceptional - my words don’t even do it justice. We are truly sorry we couldn’t win a trophy for them — but it’s a big thank you from me.” 🙏🏻 ⚫️⚪️
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Harry Kane makes this kind of ‘challenge’ multiple times each game. It’s extremely dangerous
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Josh 💙
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Bednarek trying to force himself back on after this… 😳
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I’m becoming unnaturally obsessed with the league table #nufc
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9 months
That is so impressive by #nufc given all the circumstances. The difference Bruno makes is monumental. Gordon is just next level. Onto Paris! 🖤🤍
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8 months
Some strange stuff going round about #nufc goalkeeper situation. It’s as though we’ve got Jak Alnwick back in goal. Dubravka was mostly fantastic for three seasons. He’s not Nick Pope but he’s a very good Premier League goalkeeper. Karius is a more than capable backup 🧤
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Legend status secured. That achievement by #nufc matches anything I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. And it’s all down to this man. 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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2 years
Premier League referees would disallow this for a high foot
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2 years
What a ball! What a goal! 😳💥 Haaland #MCIDOR
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8 months
I’ve had this lad muted for a few months. Every time #nufc lose I see ‘this post is from an account you’ve muted’. Click on it and it’s always him without fail, absolutely pissing the bed. The embodiment of the social media generation supporter who thinks it should all be easy.
@NUFCLC
LC
8 months
Treated like scum of the earth for wanting your football club to win something and having a bit of ambition on here. Constantly told to “take a step back” and “have perspective” why? It’s so boring. I want to see my team win things? #NUFC
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My reaction to disappointment is to try and look at the positives, so here goes: 1. Gordon 2. Corresponding results better GD wise than last season 3. Two of the hardest games of the season out the way 4. Defeats like this are a painful but necessary part of the learning process
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