Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango Twitter profile

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Jakonyango

22 days

Just a reminder that I import refurbished iphones at the best prices You can DM at any time and I will make it happen for you. Thank you!

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16 days

Juliani ni hero Alitupea banger ya maandamano na bado akadinyia bwana CS

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2 months

The Most gangster photo during this flooding

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17 days

Hatupiganii hii yote kuweka murderers kwa ofisi We want a fresh breath of sane revolutionary minds

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18 days

It's time we as Gen Z we endorse Babu Owino because he can easily scare away those Cowards ,, what do you think??

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11 days

This is a DICTATOR’S speech

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Jakonyango

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13 days

Kanisa imejaa GSU kushinda waumini😂 Angeenda kuomba Baracks basi

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1 month

Corporate baddies wanatembea kutoka upperhill hadi town kusave 30 bob

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4 months

My Dad just called me and asked me to get a letter from the Dean stating that I'm a student and what year of study i am in. I thought a family is built on the foundation of trust😂

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30 days

The gen z of kikuyu women is very different from the millenials. They now have a fine ass and nice tirries, and are slim thick.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

13 days

Mnataka kunegotiate na Nabii😂 Hamkulearn from KMPDU?😂 This is a movement that only ends with dissolution of parliament and resignation of the president.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Laptops in the Kenyan market are significantly overpriced. It is immoral to sell an 8th gen used laptop for KES 70,000. If you can, always import one.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Khalif aliuza Sera zake kwa imani, akampata Cera Imani Msichana mwenye tattoo ambaye hana tatizo Alikuwa wa kuenda clabu juu ana vaibu. Alipata wokovu akawacha maovu Lakini sote tu ajua, Kairo atalia

khalif kairo

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2 months

Naskia kupeana hii gari. The person who Quotes this tweet,writes the most beautiful poem, praising my girlfriend and gets the most likes from the TL will win this Car. 2002 Volkswagen with stock interior. Competition starts now and ends in 24 hours😁

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Unawekwa kwa line ya ID na hauna nyumba ama chakula, juu 2027 inaweza fika kama huna nyumba lakini Bora unaweza piga Kura.

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2 months

Mai Mahiu Tragedy: Government officials assist flood victims to replace their lost documents.

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Jakonyango

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13 days

This is the longest nabii amekaa kwa nchi tangu aingie wera😂

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Madere wa basi hufika Narok alafu wanakushow 15mins then wao wanaingia kukula ugali wetfry wewe ukikula mayai pasua ukidhani watakuwacha. Trick ni kumfuata ukule mahali unamwona.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

The one you didn't deliver😭

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

18 days

Because someone has to say it, Andrew Kibe is dumb af & shouldn't be involved in serious topics. He should stick to whipping Bahati & sucking George iQ Watson's d*ck.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

I learnt not to ask my parents for money in fixed figures. I'll ask for 9370 ndo ajue the urgency.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

11 days

Now you know who gave the instructions to shoot and kill

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Hii wakifanya huku ni kama parliament itabaki empty.

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2 months

Child molester public execution in Yemen

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Jakonyango

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27 days

Kusema ukweli, I will judge you if you're super invested in some reality shows kama Bahati. Hizo ni valid grounds to break up with someone.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 years

Smartphone kama si Samsung ama apple wachana nayo. Unanunua Xiaomi unapata ads hadi kwa inbuilt apps. Infinix iko na ads hadi kwa home screen.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

New generation IDs expire after 10 years. Question, after 10 years, do you cease to be a Kenyan citizen?

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

I'm yet to meet a Beryl who isn't Luo. That name should be adopted ikuwe up there with Atieno and Adhiambo.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Studying as an adult is very hard. Unasoma lines mbili, unakumbuka baddie ulifumble at 19 Unasoma line ingine unakumbuka hauna hata mia Unajaribu tena, unaanza kufikiria dreams zako Kiasi kiasi maboyz wanakuita shughuli Unawachana nayo unangoja exams.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

11 days

Now the hashtag must switch to #RutoMustGo

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Nimeona mvua ilifagia jamaa fulani kutoka south B hadi JKIA. Hiyo ni story hakuna mtu angemwamini kama si hiyo kuokolewa. Angerudi nyumbani apate Bibi amefura kushinda mandazi.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Ukifanya house hunting na uone balcony kuna more than 3 Jerry cans unajua hiyo apartment ni kubaya.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 year

Niliona mnauziwa mazda CX5 at 3.85M. Leo naona mnauziwa premio at 2.7M. You guys must be either too loaded, or just too dumb.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 month

Unamwambia, “your uber is outside”

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1 month

Hua mnatumia Nini kumaliza harufu ya samaki kwa nyumba?

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@Ja_Konyango

5 months

Huyu judge Nzioka apelekwe supreme court before 2027. Huyu anaweza okoa Baba.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Hivo ndo rubani alifail nomination.

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2 months

Nobody: Me during talking stage: Please send me your graduation pics 😆

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

10 days

“Uhuru bora usiue watoto wangu” Then proceeds to kill the sons and daughters of poor men

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Wetangula's libido has endangered doctor's lives.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

7 months

Niliwahi ingia Dms za huyu manzi but hakujibu.. Hizi hangewahi ona😂

𝐌𝐒. 𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎°

@Okindo11

7 months

She Also Said 'YES' Yesterday🥺❤️‍🔥

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 year

The students who cheated in the just released KCSE won't have it tough no matter what course they pick. Learning starts all over in campus, nothing they learnt in highschool matters here. Everyone begins on a clean slate. Everyone has an equal chance.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

As a medical doctor if you join the army, you start at the level of a captain.

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3 months

The KDF officers' ranks

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

If I am broke by 30, I'll marry a luo woman, aniue na stress kabla nifike 40.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

There's a guy here whose personality revolves around the fact that he moved to work in the UK. You say that Kenya needs more industries, he reminds you that a nurse earns 700k in the UK. Stupid lad.

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@Ja_Konyango

23 days

Nyinyi ndo mlikuwa mnaona mnapunnish Ian Njoroge, mlidhani mapolisi wangekuwa pande yenu😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

10 days

Article 37 has officially been declared unconstitutional by ONE MAN

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Oya @RuthlessFocus_ juu ushaua brand, si unipee account niuzie samaki.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

There is a cluster of people who went to South Sudan in the early-2010s or before that. Most of them are millionaires & can comfortably afford Nairobi's luxuries. They also gatekeep what they did to make money.

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Jakonyango

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3 months

Ruto anakuwa More arrogant as the days go by. Huyu mkimtoa hata 2032 itakuwa bahati. Your only hope ni apate cancer madaktari wakatae kumtibu.

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@Ja_Konyango

13 days

Na mtuambie mnafanyiwa nini huko mkishikwa Mnarudi kama mnakaa mmechoka sana

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2 months

Most intelligent people struggle to maintain relationships.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

The current government is very good at class wars. They got elected by playing dynasty against the common man. They campaigned for housing levy by playing the employed against the unemployed. And now they are playing doctors against other professionals.

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1 month

How what he did was wrong but what the cops are doing on camera is right to you guys is what amuses me.

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1 month

⚡UPDATE: The man who attacked a traffic police officer has been arrested. Sources claim he was hiding at his girlfriend's place.

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Jakonyango

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4 months

Let's be realistic . Even those who have studied oncology for 5 years and have done fellowships for 3 years and maybe practiced for 10 years don't speak with such assertiveness. Lakini our masculinity Saturday cult members wako so assertive.

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Cancer needs only sugar to multiply in your body

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

In 2021, there was a Kenyan nurse calling himself 'Rickman' in the UK who was asking people to send him money then he brings you what you want from the UK when he comes back for the holidays. People called him out, akapotea for a while. Then rebranded to Elvis.

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5 months

If someone has to show you that they are making big money to convince you into something, then probably you are the big money they are about to make.

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Eve Maina is one of the most consistent conspiracy theorists. I don't know how much she knows about some controversial issues she tweets about. My guess is she knows very little. Sina ubaya though.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Dealers from Mombasa like Ruthless focus and Alasiri motors make it easy for honest guys like Kairo. Now he's killed a brand he's promoted here so much.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Kuna this shuttle service walinidanganya on 2 occasions wanafika Oyugis na kumbe mwisho yao ni kisii, wakaniachanisha kisii at 2am. TWICE!! Siku hizi nikipita hapo tao afya centre naambia passengers wao ati hao mafala watawawacha kisii.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Kienyeji chicken is overrated Broiler is both convenient, affordable and tastes just as good.

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Useful Idioty alitandika vijana wangu akiwa prefect pale St. Joseph's Boys Kitale National School😂😂 wanamchukia ajabu.

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Atwoli will go down as one of the biggest d*criders Kenya has ever had. No loyalty, no principles. He just dances to the government of the day. He shouldn't be trusted.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 years

How do the Japanese manage to keep these cars clean at 200000Km mileage? We have a Hilux bought brand new from Toyota Kenya, now at just 179000Km, and it already on it's 3rd paint. The engine is still perfect, but the body is a old as Atwoli.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Umeiva lakini I don't do women with below iphone 13 pro. If you can't buy a proper iphone, how will you take care of me.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

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Supermarket gani iko na stock ya 500Million😂 Insurance fraud loading These people just can’t change

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Kieni MP Wanaina Njoroge says his supermarket in Nyeri was vandalised and looted, resulting in over Sh550 million in losses

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Jakonyango

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13 days

Jamaa alichoma watu kwa kanisa Leo amewafungia njee

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Jakonyango

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2 years

Saw this today in Oyugis. Which number plates are these?

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

CS akiona hii atakuwa anafikiria afute madaktari kazi jeshi waingie kwa mahospitali watibu watu.

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KDF troops on patrol in Wajir come to the rescue of a pregnant woman in labour and help safely deliver a healthy baby boy

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Jakonyango

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5 months

Not trying to bully you or anything, But is the width of your head larger than the width of your waist?

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Ni kama tunaenda kublame Sir William mackinnon who ruled Kenya in 1888

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2 months

Floods: How Winston Churchill failed Nairobi

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Jakonyango

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5 months

My brother once got an Xtrail for 2 months and gave up on it. To date he says, "if you want to die early, buy an Xtrail" My other brother, cousin and sister in law still went ahead to buy the Xtrail, I almost had three depressed relatives.

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5 months

If you were to name and shame a car for unreliability , which one would it be ?

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 year

Maswali za Medschool ChapGPT iko njee kama meno ya Rigathi.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

One observation I've made about most boys' high schools in Nyanza and Western is their ability to transform boys into men. 90% of the alumni from this school can navigate through life. Ni ngumu upate mtu akilia kwa video, ama kujiua ukiachwa. Logic comes before emotions.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Received three pieces: an iPhone 13 in pristine condition 62.5k..S21 mbili both in excellent condition 32k

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

My contribution to the good in the society is requesting the cleaners if i could pass. If they decline, I'll wait.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Middle class hukuwa na the false sense of security that they'll always seek health services from private hospitals. Anyways nairobi hospital itaexhaust insurance yenu in 1 week alafu mwende public hospitals mshughulikiwe na the same people mlipinga wakipigania hako yao..

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

KWFT was a good bank, ilikufa probably juu ya venye walikuwa wanakuchota ukishindwa kulipa loan. Majamaa wangebeba Hadi paka yako.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

17 days

Kenyan twitter imekuwa more exciting than sex😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Girls from rich families always have a perfect dentition.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

My boy got to the UK in march 2021, but had his 1st car in the UK 6.5 years ago(2017 june), when he was still ina KMTC mombasa😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

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That police officer ataexperience pain ya phantom limb atamani kujinyonga apate hawezi shika kamba. phantom limb is the feeling that an amputated limb still exists. Unaskia uchungu kwa vidole, na hauna mkono.

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Jakonyango

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Kuna mahali naambiwa periods imedelay na hakuna pesa ya kutoa mimba Wacha azae Nabii aue

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2 months

People

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President Ruto hosts over 20 Heads of State in a World Bank Summit that seeks to improve people's lives.

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Jakonyango

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5 months

I remember when this girl said, "Men should start life in Prison and prove their way out" She is also the main author of, "Consent can be withdrawn after sex, even if the consent was obtained by the right legal way"

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The Poem. The Poet

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 month

Nikikumbika venye hii jamaa ilikuwa imapumua na mdomo kwa strike siwezi amini pesa kidogo akaswitch teams😂😂 Na ni mtu ya seventh day😂😭

Daktari ya Wanawake

@MiskellahMD

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The @WilliamsRuto state visit to USA has been an absolute success.Great meetings with Great conversations and big commitments.I hope they translate to real success to the Kenyan and American people. Viva Kenya Viva!!! @POTUS44 @USAmbKenya @JoeBiden

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

My cousin alikuwa number 716 out of 958 in Agoro Sare. Ni kama hatutoki block.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Ungesoma kutoka primary ungejua tofauti ya internship na attachment

Yves Saint Jacob

@bavonski

3 months

Lakini Intern kuitisha 200k per month is mental illness

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

"Hao mabwenyenye hawataki kulipa ushuru kwa mkate ili tuweze kuleta maendeleo kwa mama mboga"

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Si ulisema sukari ndo inafanya cancer cells zinagrow, si ungemtibu.

Masta

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We lost her on 24th March 2024 after long illness of throat cancer. She will be laid to rest on 3rd April 2024

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Y'all make it so easy for Kairo just coz y'all can't be straight forward. Corruption na ukora mingii Bure. I will attend this event if Kairo pulls it off.

khalif kairo

@KhalifKairo

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will host a track event this August😃 The biggest Kenya has ever seen🔥🔥

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

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How big is this man's ego? He'd rather kill people than listen to what they are saying. We really fucked up big time.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

Sina ubaya lakini watu wa diploma hukaa tu watu wa diploma😂 I mean look at these faces and compare with the faces we had at the demonstrations.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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CS Susan Nakhumicha poses with a group of diploma clinical officers interns receiving their internship letters at Afya House

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Jakonyango

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3 months

@DantizerCFC 1st risk is dealing with people like you

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

3 months

But guess what? Doctors should live within our means Anyways at the end of the day, with poor governance in Africa, Toyota wins

Larry Madowo

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Je huu ni ungwana?

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

Yaani huyo Elvis education imeishia diploma kama Maasai😂 Been faking a whole masters na hata degree hakuna😂😂 Thank God for LinkedIn 😂 Yaani I've been arguing with an underachiever 😂God forgive me😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

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I will comfortably live like this. An apartment on the 16th floor of some building in Kilimani, an Lc200 diesel and no house in the village. Huko naonekana once a year for 4 hours. And of the 4 hours, 3½ niko kwa simu.

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Guess the tribe

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Jakonyango

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2 months

Tunafaa tuorganize drag races for our regular cars. Yule jamaa akuje na CX5, Mimi nitokee na fielder, jamaa wa vitz pia atokee.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

2 months

Huyo mwalimu Josh ako na sura ya wale village drunkards.

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

Hahaha Siku hizi mnaedit plates mkae matajiri😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

1 year

Just watched Brian Ng'ang'a 's insta story. Man's driving a Bentley and came across his paps also driving his Bentley. The game is rigged😂😂😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

5 months

Niaje bro @Elvis_Localman Mbona leo hauiti watu maskini? Umekuwa ukitusi teammates 😂 Kumbe wewe tu ni fala fulani alipata visa with nothing to show for it😂

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Jakonyango

@Ja_Konyango

4 months

Wacha niapologizie Elvis na watu wa KMTC, nirudi nifanye diploma ya Occupational Therapy, niende UK. Nitengeneze mamillioni niwasumbue hapa twitter.

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@Ja_Konyango