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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

Those memories #Chelsea #Arsenal #RetroSoccer

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John Venicombe

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2 years

@jeremycorbyn He got a mandate. Something you never achieved.

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John Venicombe

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6 months

Congratulations to @THEJamesWhale on his MBE @JamesWhaleShow @TalkTV @Iromg

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John Venicombe

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11 months

@I_amMukhtar Until next time on Blockbusters…

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@SalfordMe2023 Sadly, all those white knights running to her rescue are also displaying traits of toxic masculinity. Depressing world.

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John Venicombe

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2 years

Whether you voted Labour or whether you voted this government in by mistake or as a protest vote and now want them out of office #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

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3 years

@davidmackau I’m not posting this to cause trouble.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@DylanFowler2003 You say that, but imagine being the young person that opened up their results live on air. It’s probably a big deal for them.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

For @EustonPavoni 🙂 This brings back memories of work away days to Esholt in the hope Ettore would meet @WhoFrazer during his #emmerdale farm days. @emmerdale

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John Venicombe

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2 years

Let’s show solidarity and get the Tories out #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

If you’re politically homeless, allow me to be your political foodbank 🇬🇧🇪🇺🌍 #FollowBackFriday #Brexit

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John Venicombe

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@SalfordMe2023 Well done to those men that intervened. I know some say that someone should have intervened sooner, but it’s not that easy in the moment to know what to do for the best. Plus one sometimes fears that a situation like this will escalate. Well done anyway 👏

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

Mike Parry 🙂 @mikeparry8

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John Venicombe

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1 year

@TheSmellyHippy @Iromg He and his wife collectively take home much more than that. This is why I trust the word of Mike Graham more than I do doctors or teachers.

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John Venicombe

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4 years

@ViatorCaveat @TitaniaMcGrath Mathematics is cultural appropriation.

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John Venicombe

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2 years

@The_JamesJordan @The_OlaJordan Well done! You both look terrible in the first picture. Like a typical working class family you’d see around the pool abroad in Tenerife. Well done for improving yourselves 👏

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John Venicombe

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2 years

@Channel4 @JulianClary Great to see Julian Clary back on TV. My mother always loved him. He was essentially banned from Television in the 90s for being a gay homosexual. #homophobia

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2 years

@jeremycorbyn What about our armed forces whom will no doubt be coming into many schools across the country tomorrow to replace those striking?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

@GlynnWill69 Awful gammon in these comments. 🤦‍♂️

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@lyncey_gilbe Sadly, an intolerant and non-inclusive society back then. No representation here of minorities or marginalised communities. Society is far from perfect now, but it’s better.

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John Venicombe

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2 years

@AyoCaesar Couldn’t you just stay silent today out of a mark of respect?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

11 months

@men_are_human Please stop mansplaining to everyone what feminism is.

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John Venicombe

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2 years

@Ianhwatkins Well let’s face it, all the other work dried up after about 2000.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@bbceastenders How did they do this? Did they have to find old, unused footage of @RickyJNorwood from around 2014 and edit it together? Very clever 👏

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John Venicombe

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7 months

Happy Birthday Jimmy Nail. I used to love Auf Wiedersehen Pet. My mother hated it because she could never understand what they were saying.

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John Venicombe

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10 months

@Bobstroudsnr Maybe Britain should abandon its “traditions” in order to include people from minorities. For a start, drop right wing terms like ‘Chr***mas’ and replace with ‘Winterval’.

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John Venicombe

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4 years

@LucyLogical @AndrewROI @TheSting17 Hence why so many women are attracted to David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo. Must be that mental stimulation.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@simonharris_mbd Rishi Sunak and Prince William actually putting climate change above a football match and they get a barrage of criticism 🤦‍♂️

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John Venicombe

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1 year

@DrProudman @X You haven’t. It’s the work of others that will bring about change.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Talldarkfriend Change is indeed scary. However, change is necessary and the only way to achieve it is to expose your genitals to an unexpecting audience.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

5 months

My mother, unhappy with the choice of candidates to vote for, caused a commotion at polling station 🤣👏 They had to close for an hour resulting in many local residents not voting. Shame that it takes an elderly woman to make a stand #LocalElections2024 #LondonMayorElections

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@supertanskiii That’s all very well, but I feel that if you apologise for something, you need to mean it.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@SupRupert @oldbob1944 Show some respect! If it weren’t for Bob, we’d all be speaking Irish.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@imacelebrity Matt Hancock’s family nearly lost everything in the early 1990s when the family business nearly went bust. He apparently knows what it’s like to have the wolf near the door. My mother is elderly and nearly lost one of her homes due to the #CostOfLivingCrisis #ImACeleb

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

11 months

Dear @billybragg , please rerelease this to send the message to @ITV and @Nigel_Farage that fascists are bound to lose. #ImACeleb #BoycottImACeleb #NigelFarage

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

@Raque1le @doctor_oxford Is that what we need then? Fewer medical staff, more Tesco shoppers?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@RobSimpson32 The Saxons, Angles, Vikings and Normans all entered this country legally and peacefully with thorough and strict passport checks!

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@SkySportsNews Didn’t he rape someone?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

5 months

@misspaulalondon They certainly do care. That’s why he’s going to win the next general erection comfortably.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Stephen94208464 being sung at the snooker.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

11 months

@PinkNews Strange. Tom Baker never mentioned that in the 1960s.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

10 months

@RightNUFC @NUFC Best of luck from a Sunderland fan 🔴⚪️

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Pu55yman_Dan @StacieParsons89 @Popey1992 Watching the game, I don’t think Newcastle Magpies were robbed. They made a very basic error of allowing Liverpool score more goals than they did. Ultimately, that cost them.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@boobygraffoe I’m enjoying having the black United Kingdom passport again. I won’t be using it due to additional visa fees and Covid restrictions, but it’s nice having it to look at.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

4 years

@OwenJones84 When I was a child, my mother warned me that other children would not want to play with me if I did or said horrible things to them. I thought this was an awful infringement on my free speech and cancel culture was clearly endemic in our society even then.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

5 months

Disgraceful scenes after the final whistle at Southampton. Those invading the pitch need to be ejaculated and banned. #Southampton #SOUWBA #saintsfc #WestBrom

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

@frankveryfrank I wish people criticising the NHS would stop, find a job and pay their taxes. #BREATHTAKING

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

11 months

If you are, like me, a proud lefty, black poppy wearing son of a socialist landlord, then follow me. #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

@TheEyes2022 At least the Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers are consistent. They choose not to work and pay their taxes. It doesn’t matter if they hate the NHS as they make no contribution to it anyway #BREATHTAKING

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Pu55yman_Dan @archie_manning8 I took my girlfriend, Carol Hull, to Oxford v Chelsea in the mid 1980s. At Half Time, she was caught giving oral sex to another fan. I was humiliated. The lads taunted me by saying it’s the first time Hull went down following a first half goal from Ray Houghton. #kissgate

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

As we come to the end of another #FollowBackFriday , my message is simple: Fuck the Tories! Be more like Martin! 🙂 @JamesAlexandrou @bbceastenders #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

@GlynnWill69 It may not be original, but it’s right and it makes me thankful that I was born better.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Sichovin @Stuzipants @asiapac001 @IsabelOakeshott Some appalling apologists for racism here 🤦‍♂️

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

4 years

Let me try again...

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@GBNEWS She now has enough money for elocution lessons.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

10 months

So pleased we can finally watch #ImACeleb without any guilt. He’s out! 🙏

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@davidmackau #Oscars #WillSmithAssault #ChrisRock Don’t shoot the messenger.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@bbceastenders People have never liked Cindy because they’ve never liked strong, independent women.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

11 months

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Not from the point of view of the terrorist.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

#HappyValley #HappyValleyFinale

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

10 months

Fuck the Tories. If you agree #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Peston Have you done a “Boris Johnson has pulled out early. That would be a first” joke yet? Even privately to one of your friends or colleagues?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

4 years

@Channel4 @russelldavies63 @alexander_olly @callumshowells @nathancurtis90 @marsdoug @Misskeeleyhawes @ActuallyNPH @stephenfry @TracyAnnO @NathanielJHall @shaundooley @davidcarlyle_ @PeterHoar8 @REDProductionCo Lots of people tweeting saying how much they cried at #ItsASin . Not that it’s a competition, but I definitely cried more than you.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Channel4News @eddiemarsan @krishgm Some of the working class white gammon in the comments 🤦‍♂️ Ask most people and they’d agree that they felt far safer amongst middle class white people. I’m with Eddie Redmayne on this one.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@other_mrs Why? Not looking to be confrontational, genuinely wanting to know why.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@SteveOlley1 @chai_ste @Keir_Starmer @Lionesses All the centrists and one nation Conservatives coming out to defend Keir again. #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

6 months

@kay100723 Is that a euphemism?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Kbrn1123 @other_mrs Mother has always been a socialist, but in her life as a charity worker and property developer, she’s come in to contact with many caring, generous Conservative MPs, party members and voters.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

10 months

Well done #Nella on the #BushTuckerTrial . “Go on, Nells! You’ve been through worse!” She says to herself. Yes you have, Nella. The patriarchy you face every day, for one thing! You’ve got this. #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere #ImACeleb #nellarose #NellaToWin

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@GBNEWS There’s an obesity problem because whenever @IsabelOakeshott makes a bigoted comment, we all have a biscuit.

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John Venicombe

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1 year

@adamboultonTABB The only time the man does the decent thing and avoids a football match for the sake of climate change, and everyone is castigating him. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@RealFairbrass I thought the Pet Shop Boys were a homosexual group?

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@TFMick1892 @SalfordMe2023 No. To be a bystander to misogyny is to be complicit to misogyny.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@Davethe25219352 @JamesonPegweg @Jon_Luken I think @Jon_Luken blocked you because he’d lost the argument.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

10 months

@Mofoman360 Extremely worrying the racists on here that want to vote Nella out but happy to allow fascist Nigel Farage and insensitive Fred to stay. Is this the kind of country we’ve become? 🤦‍♂️ #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb #nellarose

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

@GBNEWS Matthew Le Tissier sorting out the midfield at the #londonprotest

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 years

Dear @AvantiWestCoast Customers, apologies for the class of person you are currently having to share a carriage with. #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

6 months

@bbceastenders Most inmates will worry about what their wives are up to on the outside. Callum will worry about what Ben is up to on the inside 😳

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

1 year

@GretaThunberg Is it just a coincidence that the those contesting this in the comments are all cis, het, white males? 🤦‍♂️

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

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@jeremycorbyn Elderly people (my mother) nearly having to sell one of their homes due to the cost of living crisis as tenants not able to afford the rent.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

8 months

All those that hate the NHS probably don’t even pay National Insurance anyway. #BREATHTAKING

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

6 months

Whether you are #Patriotic or not, today is an opportunity to pay tribute some of the greatest English people throughout time. #ProudToBeEnglish #StGeorgesDay #England #Patriot

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

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@billybragg Thank you for your resilience, Billy. I fear that the X (formerly Twitter) mob will come after you on this one. Mostly from a certain socioeconomic background 🤦‍♂️

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@lamarr_mark

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

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@BCAFCBH Oh dear! 🤦‍♂️ All the gammon are out in force, believing that the relegation of Forest Green Soccer Club is one in the eye for the “woke mob”.

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

@jessphillips Have you done a “Boris Johnson has pulled out early. That would be a first” joke yet?

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John Venicombe

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1 year

@NorwichCityFC You won’t win the cup, but you still turn up every week! You pricks! 🏆 #EFLCup #CarabaoCup

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

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@BBCSport Disappointed that no presenter, pundit or anyone in football had the bottle to cross the picket line and present Match of the Day. If we don’t stand up to the mob, they’ll win. #MatchOfTheDay #MOTDstrike #MOTD #strikes

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

3 months

It looks as though Jeffrey Corbyn has won his Islington North seat. In 2019, he won 202 seats as Labour Party leader. In 2024, he has won only 1 seat. The media do not seem interest in this catastrophic loss. It’s time he resigned. @jeremycorbyn #Labour #GeneralElection2024

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John Venicombe

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9 months

A happy new year to @paul_coia

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

4 years

@JonathanPieNews @frankieboyle Just watching ‘Katie Price: Harvey and Me’. Harvey is an inoffensive young man with severe learning difficulties. Are you still doing the ‘Harvey’ jokes, @frankieboyle , or are you now focused on calling out ‘problematic’ comedians like @rickygervais ?

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@JVenicombe

2 years

@Keir_Starmer “I’ve been a socialist all my life, supporting Labour through Smith, Blair and Brown. Labour have failed to change anything in the last decade so my vote will be going to the Conservatives this time.” - My mother Be honest, who can really blame her? #LocalElections2022

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1 year

Dear right wingers, Look at what @GaryLineker @carolvorders @campbellclaret @maitlis @Keir_Starmer @GNev2 have done to make Britain a more inclusive and welcoming place. Be more like them. Quite whining, and do the same! #RefugeesWelcome #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

In 1968, we stopped off at #WatfordGap services in Harold Sold’s Morris Minor on the way back from Stranraer. I said as a joke that ‘Watford Gap’ sounds like a Hertfordshire Prostitute. My mother hit me so hard I temporarily lost the hearing on one side. #WatfordGapServices

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2 years

@Pu55yman_Dan @England I like that joke, Dan, but be careful as it’s usually aimed at a woman and I know you treat women with respect.

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@PTC2308 @bybofie @SalfordMe2023 Now you put it like that, and I’ve now actually watched the video, I take your point.

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@JVenicombe

3 years

@kristy01napier @CNN Delete this tweet immediately.

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@JVenicombe

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@DawnNeesom As we come to the final leg of round 5, Mother has managed to raise £14,903 for her charity to help young Oxbridge Entrepreneurs. It will definitely be dinner at The Savoy tonight.🙂🥂 #QueueForTheQueen #charity @TheSavoyLondon #TheQueue #Queen #QueenRadio

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@JVenicombe

3 years

@RhonddaBryant Delighted that none of mother’s properly will now be “seized” following malicious rumours (started by a former staff member) that mother had associated with Roman Abramovich’s people when procuring property in London. Former staff member will be taken to court 🙂 #FollowBackFriday

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John Venicombe

@JVenicombe

2 years

Dear @Channel4 , @EustonPavoni and I would appreciate an apology from you, not only for the broadcast of tasteless content shown on #FridayNightLive , but the pile on we’ve received on @Twitter after challenging it.

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