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@JRtheWriter

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Corporate days, Disco nights. AKA The Disco Farmer. Certified Plant Professional & Tea Farmer 🌱🍵 #StateNotSouthern #Supportlocalbusiness

O’ahu 🌸
Joined March 2010
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Jason Weintraub
3 years
TEAS ARE FINALLY FOR SALE! For those who don’t know, I’m a DJ & plant professional that tours the globe & helps on farms. I’ve spent most my time in tea fields & make custom blends with herbs I grow myself in O’ahu & tea leaves from farms I’ve worked on 🌱
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“Watch out fellas! The drag queens at the drag shows tryna trick ya!”
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3 years
LMAOOO! This how the photographer felt at that wedding
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6 years
Ya girl eating your leftovers
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3 years
Not a soul who’s made this gesture has ever made an educated point
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2 months
When I been buying her drinks all night & the guy she actually want start talking to her
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BIG LATTO
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It’s like 5 funny things about this video 💀
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y’all know who gets a bad rap? alligators. they really don’t deserve the negative publicity they receive.
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Well, it’s the 15th and I’ve overstayed my biracial (Black Mama) welcome here. Y’all enjoy the rest of BHM & someone please bring me a plate on ya way into March
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3 years
If yall don't just get Marsai Martin and keep it moving...
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3 years
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever star Letitia Wright's unvaccinated status may lead to further filming delays for the Marvel Studios sequel.
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2 years
Ordering gumbo in Seattle is like getting sushi at Autozone
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This is the gumbo I was served at an award winning restaurant in Seattle
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Kitty Formayne
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this hairstyle is called the Kitty Forman
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Keep this rebrand on TikTok where no one knows you. You was telling Black women to kill themselves, calling little Black girls all kinda rat names, & sent “troll” hate tweets for attention for years. I’m not tryna see ya Uncle Tom Yum Soup
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Chef Way Esq.
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Oxtail pasta. Applying pressure all 2023
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I’ll never trust it
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The T.D. Jakes Group and @WellsFargo are announcing a 10-year partnership to build inclusive communities. “We’re the people we’ve been waiting on,” says @BishopJakes , who details what the mixed-income communities could provide for residents.
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@InTheValli Oh hold up now!
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10 months
He Got Game, Paid in Full, Dolemite, Mr. Robot, Raisin in the Sun, super hero movies/shows, what a career and range. 🕊️
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'This Is Us' actor Ron Cephas Jones has sadly passed away at 66, PEOPLE reports.
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I do this for an app called “Be My Eyes” & it’s dope. Helped with picking out clothes, food, temperature setting, electronics, but the best part is the convos. A lot of these folks because of the pandemic haven’t been around fam/friends, so it’s refreshing on both sides to talk
It’s cool all the accessibility stuff they have for disabled people.
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The only thing I’ve thought about this whole series
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2 years
LMAOOO! Nickelodeon used to pull them cartoons one day of the year with a message that said "PLEASE go touch some grass!"
@sarahlugor
sarah lugor!
2 years
from someone who has been on the internet since i was 8… they need to shut it all off for like 3 days and make niggas remember outside exists bc woah
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“Lemme call you right back” = indefinite amount of time
@jusLikeMike911
tHE.lAST🔝
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What is black math?
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4 years
Best athletes in Atlanta are the strippers
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8 years
Your girls contribution to the “where do you wanna eat” discussion
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1 year
Men think the reasoning “I treated you this way because you allowed me to” is some profound decree and not just an immature accountability deflection mixed with a little bit of manipulation
@TheFineFeminine
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They’re saying the quiet part aloud. Please don’t be silly girls.
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3 years
@BoredAtGym I am choking on my spit dbdjevejsvsjssvsjebejeb
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4 years
Lil Jon anti vaxin and T-Pain playing R Kelly...this is the part of the family function where my Uncles start saying questionable stuff and I'm ready dip!
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Caitlin had the most 1st quarter points in championship history, Dawn put Raven Johnson on her full time and Caitlin made one basket in the 2nd quarter (off a screen). Raven had 3 steals, 2 blocks, & a jump ball
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Watching shawty go between Beyoncé & SZA’s album this weekend
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@altaredvision LMAOOO! Naw you mad for real cause you ain't tryna give the song NO exposure 😂😂😂
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2 years
Conversation between Evan Peters & Ryan Murphy:
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Ryan Murphy reveals that Evan Peters told him that he wants to “play someone normal” and do a romantic comedy after playing so many intense roles.
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Lmaooo! Men be dumb as hell boy…
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5 months
@msberbiage It’s 100% necessary. Ima fall to my knees if someone call me Logic
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3 years
The devil right now:
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6 years
When I get a shape up & shawty get her nails done and hair did on a payday Friday but we washed so we just sitting at home watching Dateline
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1 year
I love Twitter because people voluntarily show they’re terrible and so ingrained into being terrible, they don’t even notice or consider it
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5 months
YEA GLO!!!
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GloRilla 🦍
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SLAPPING RAP BITCHES & MAKING BAIL HO
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9 years
I don’t give a f*ck if they was real sisters RT @UrbanKryptonite : SHRIMP & ROACH are brothers. Know what you eating http://t.co/w21zNLXWA4
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7 months
Nobody: That one woman fighting Mark on #Invincible :
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8 years
Nah, there’s 6383737 reasons why the full video of this is funnier than the 30 second clip! 😂😂😂😂
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5 years
Y’all literally 40 years old talmbout National Black Men Don’t Cheat day. If you don’t shutcho goofy ass up and schedule your colonoscopy
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Cersei: Do you have any last words? Missandei: Tay Keith... #GamefThrones #DemThrones #GOT
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The man who has a non profit for stopping and preventing rape, writing letters in support of a rapist
@PopBase
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis wrote letters in support of Danny Masterson, who ended up being sentenced to 30 years in prison for raping two women. Ashton reportedly called him a ‘role model’ while Mila commented on his ‘exceptional character.’
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6 months
Pacheco running on 2nd & 8 from his own 32:
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2 years
The free samples always be hitting different than the actual meal
@JSillybone
Jonathan The Sillybone
2 years
People with no kids be good as hell with kids 😂
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7 years
Ya drunk uncle and his embarrassed son arriving at the family BBQ
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11 months
This isn’t even enough for a month’s worth of groceries in Hawai’i for a family of 4+ and I’m being 1000% serious
@TheInsiderPaper
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11 months
JUST IN 🚨 Biden announces "one-time payments of $700 per household to folks who've been displaced" by Maui fires in Hawaii
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8 months
Keith Lee in Atlanta:
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9 months
Them silicone Abs floating through his digestive system like Silver Surfer!
@PopCrave
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Drake reveals he’s taking a break from music to focus on his health and stomach issues: “I’m gonna be real with you: I need to focus on my health, first and foremost.”
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2 years
“Ernie, Ernie, looka here Ernie, that’s a big ol box they got her in! You sure she wasn’t Queen of San Antonio?”
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2 years
Whatd ya say Chuck? Lizzys in a box?
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3 years
Oh boy... 1 shawty picked me up with anal beads & a Roscoe Dash cd on the passenger seat 1 cried profusely in a restaurant when I asked did she hear the new Drake album (something bout her ex) 1 got wasted off ONE mojito & sharted. Place told me it was the THIRD time she dId it
@NateIsBack2
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What’s the most awkward date y’all ever been on?
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5 months
@KingStanos Ima see you at Juneteenth, big dawg! Stay safe out there!
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6 years
Pusha T right now
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@kyaxcheeks Lmaooo! I can’t een say my favorite Rick Ross line anymore cause of you and @Big_Grouchy !
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I saw this for $3 on a bootleg site & figured it was worth the fraud risk. I had shawty type up 5 random dates she wanted to go on (I did the same) and now on date nights we’ll leave the trust into the claw game.
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When you go out with ya homies & they all get chose & you didn’t but you still drunkly having a good time
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3 years
Natasha got a pocket full of ass?!
@jrdynjy
Jordyn
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Wait not Natasha got a lil cake on her
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LL Cool J has not had hair in over 30 years but continues to rock Durags on a daily. We salute you. #DuragHistoryWeek http://t.co/uqDeiBlKzH
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This how they treating Trump
@DragonflyJonez
🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
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Trump saying he expects to get arrested today or tomorrow. Former president gonna be brought up on charges that could point to him committing perjury while in office and there's a sliding timetable on it like he's waiting on his car to get out the shop what an unserious country
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When she close but you change the rhythm/angle
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7 months
Remember when Slim Thug was on Craigslist soliciting sex, pulling his nipple out? That don’t got anything to do with this but it’s funny
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@baddietvv
The Gworls Are Fighting
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#Rapper #SlimThug says he doesn’t agree with women suing their abusers if they don’t speak up when it happens. “it should be a time limit” #Diddy #Cassie
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@KraftsNKush I will be supporting my Black queens for the rest of the month but not taking up space.
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@sloveneanon @thestreganona @Kaolychan @womenpostingws Dunno if you mean football as in soccer so I’ll assume. Okay, so Neymar tweets an image of an unknown player & says “I see generational talent in them” but it was from behind. So player tweets it was them & Neymar confirms & shows love. Now all the scouts are in the players dms
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Nicole Sherzdufiseuifsifhish saw them comments Jhene was leaving on Big Sean's insta and was like
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"What yo ass say?! You think darkness your ALLY?! Oh HELL naw! Boy, yall don't know NOTHING bout darkness! Witcho stupid ass little bat phones! Darkness was MY generation! BORN in it! MOLDED by it! 1977! ISLEY brothers! Foot stepping in the DARKNESS!
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Ice Cold
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Steve Harvey as Bane
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2 years
With the first mangoes ripening on trees for Mango season, here's the 63 types of Mangoes that grow here in Hawai'i 🥭
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Me and the homie
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Mans got beat up by DaBaby and went on IG like...
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Time to iron this bad boy!
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Posting for the 73374647th time because this does not have the track record for being anything good…
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And he did it on the anniversary of Kobe’s 81. I told the group chat this morning, I had a feeling he’d go for it too
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Before the game even started i just knew Embiid was going for 70 tonight
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Someone tweeted years ago that the dudes on the AppleJack’s box look like Thugger & LongWay…& I think about it often
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Look at all these fine women laughing way too hard and tagging they little friends like “remember Miami 2012!?” Mhmmm witcha terrible asses!
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@thehotyoungmom His shawty did too. Imagine you know your man a Grade A dickwad and you still talmbout “My TikTok famous boyfriend” smh…
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7 months
Bout time Black folks start cashing in on a multibillion dollar industry based on their work
@RedMoonMarauder
📜 The Doctoral Battousai 📜
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Oh my god is this really happening? 😩😭😩😭😩❤️
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5 years
Lmaooo! Baker throw people under the bus WAY better than a football
@jsproinsider
Jeff Schudel
5 years
Baker Mayfield says the #Browns training staff did not handle Odell Beckham’s sports hernia properly. He said Beckham should have had surgery in training camp an missed the first two games.
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Oh…
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I’m starting a petition for Lay's to remove Fritos from the variety pack!!! NOBODY EATS THOSE!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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To parody someone in a 24 hour timeframe is INSANE!
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Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone present The Curse, now playing on @Showtime .
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It’s not a hack lol we don’t have a choice
@YolandaKarabo
Doll face 🫧🍒
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Learning to go about your day after something disappoints you is an adult hack.
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8 years
When your mediocrity outweighs your entitlement... #StayMadAbby
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2 years
It’s 8/8, Happy Jeff Fisher day! (Also celebrated on 7/9 in some countries)
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Me watching my shawty shovel snow with the space heater on my feet, after I used up all the hot water on my 2nd nice long shower of the day
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@jonreyes204
Jon Reyes
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Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast. 🙏🏽
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@TylerIAm "I've said the n-word 40 times in the last 30 days" - Papa during his relapse at his NA meetings
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We bout to get another classic this weekend!
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I’m single what’s up
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4 years
I dunno what's funnier, driving a luxury car to a protest or the "If they knew this was Big Dookie Jr's car, this wouldn't have happened!" arrogant mindset!
@DeionSandersJr
Deion Sanders Jr
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They done messed up my cayenne... I was out here for hours making sure everybody was straight & directing traffic... but my car got hit. I know it wasn’t intentional & nobody knew it was mine, but let’s just stop damaging everything we see. That’s not part of the protest.
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Lmaoooo! This really is a movie where the gang gets back together to attempt one more heist
@LakersLead
Lakers Lead
3 years
LAKERS UPDATED DEPTH CHART: PG: Russell Westbrook SG: Malik Monk, Wayne Ellington, Kent Bazemore SF: LeBron James, Trevor Ariza PF: Anthony Davis, Carmelo Anthony C: Marc Gasol, Dwight Howard Who’s next to sign with LA? #LakeShow
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First of all, it’s YING Yang twins. The Ying ward used to be a ward at Grady Hospital that they both were born in, named after one of ATL’s first immigrant Doctors. Secondly, I’m drinking & just made that up! They prolly just thought it was Ying & Yang and not Yin & Yang 😭😭😭
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4 years
Me, EVERY time
@PaigeLeneigh
IG:PaigeLeneigh
4 years
If somebody told me to spell Restaurant with a gun to my head, all I ask is to make sure they don’t photoshop me into no clouds.
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All he did was dance and have terrible ideas. He just like me fr
@themultiplemom
Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting
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I’ve asked this before: Who are y’all’s fave non-lead/supporting characters from black shows?
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4 years
When you learned English by listening to Ludacris albums #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90Dayfiance
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6 years
All the birds in #Birdbox when they knew it was about to go down
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MJ listening like
@sakz5th
Ghanaian Prince
2 years
@TylerIAm MJ looking at Bridges waiting for him to pass the joint like
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Netflix: We can skip this intro. We know you’re binging Disney+: We’ll keep a skip button here just in case HBO Max: I mean…you can try to skip, but your TV might explode 🤷🏽‍♂️ Hulu: NAW! YOU GONE LISTEN TO THIS SAME GOT DAMN SONG FOR THE 6TH TIME TODAY! AND THE ENDING ONE TOO!
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Shawty: He ain’t text me back in 2 hours…I know he got someone over there! *Looks into candle cam* Me:
@olesoul57_2
IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️
2 years
Fellas beware 🫠
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Embiid be falling like an anime character EVERY play and it’s the most stressful thing in the world to watch
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I met the guy who plays the Warden’s grandfather in the movie “Holes”. I asked him if he was tired of people coming up to him & saying “I’m tired of this, Grandpa!”. He smirked & said “yea, a little”, which I responded “THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!!”
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He know it
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1 year
Somehow Jimmy G gonna finesse this into $15 mill a season
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2 years
LMAOOO!!!
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4 years
LMAOOO! My lil bro just told me Gov Kemp opened up theaters! TF folks gonna go see?! Movies are literally changing their release to Netflix. Imagine risking your life to go see Cats
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@TheHorrorHottie It is NECESSARY! I do not need folks thinking I’m THAT kinda biracial!
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@SupernovaMomma “Maybe I shoulda just took my ass to bed...”
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