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2 months
Tesla Path to L4/5 - Speculation if I'm close on this @elonmusk please don't reply/like Operational Design Domain is key and everyone whos says tesla will never get to L4/5 fails to understand this. 1. Boring tunnels don’t even use basic autopilot today. Flipping those to FSD
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4 years
@elonmusk The Simpson’s called it again tho Willy wore it better
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Swapped my Tesla Model 3 for a buddies Porsche Taycan today. TLDR- his kids asked if they could upgrade to a Tesla. His kids have never been in a Tesla and rode with my wife in our 3. My kids rode in the Porsche with me and my friend. Porsche was in sport mode. My kids fell
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@ChrisJBakke Shortcut, just buy Costco stock
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@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Who’s running the auto wiper department?
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2 months
Tesla Supercharging team cuts summary: 1. Tesla invested heavily in capital intense efforts to install high speed charging network well ahead of EV adoption. The cash payback for these investments takes many years. 2. Other players attempt to replicate and fail. 3. Tesla wins
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5 years
@WSJ Read the transcripts from Q4 earnings. He said it there
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5 years
Wife just called “I want an electric car now!” Why I ask? “I just wasted 2 hours at Jeep for an oil change and @Tesla comes to the house if your car ever has an issue”
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9 months
@unbasedsavage Good thing he he Re holstered it safely in his hoodie pocket . Safety third
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3 years
@BrandyLJensen They didn’t name the trading platform robinhood for no reason.
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4 years
@Casey Was this you?
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10 months
@SoPrettyDoodles @stillgray how do you not know who justin beiber is?
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4 years
My wife configured her @Tesla Model Y today.
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4 months
@TeslaCharging She's charging in 2A but parked in the spot for 1B. How will tesla navigation account for stalls showing as available but spaces being physically blocked by EV's with charge ports on the opposite side?
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4 years
Neighbor picked up his Y today. @slye got the referral 😭. Surprised at the build quality for this vin 72k as its remarkably good compared to my model 3 in the same vin range. The new owner was grinning ear to ear and called his former Lexus and wife’s Volvo “pieces of crap”.
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3 months
@Tesla This is either a sign that Elon has matured by the temp being 68° instead of 69 or that he had no involvement or review of these images? Also volume should go to 11!
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1 year
@SawyerMerritt @WholeMarsBlog no floor on these which implies 4680 structural pack on these and not starting out of the gate with 2170 like some have rumored
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9 months
@SawyerMerritt paying for advertising fixes everything print media hated about tesla...
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5 months
@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk How about a major obvious one? Can’t sell the product made in the state without shipping it outside the state first
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5 years
@MrBeastYT Agree. Careful, once you have a Tesla it truly makes all other cars feel obsolete.
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3 years
@elonmusk Is this what you meant?
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5 years
@elonmusk And thennnn?
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2 months
A close friend who has been Anti EV/ Tesla/ Elon for years had to bring his wife’s Benz gls in for a recall and the dealer gave them an eqs loaner for the weekend. He’s ordering Tesla now. The tide is turning slowly.
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2 years
@DirtyTesLa With this mentality, BMW would stop including turn signals
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6 months
@Joyboy21st @PicturesFoIder Wait till you find out how restaurants wash lettuce
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4 years
@jchybow @DirtyTesla Working towards V11 cybertruck layout?
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7 months
@elonmusk He did way worse than the guy dox’ing your plane big guy. You present it like he was doing unboxing vlogs and not what community notes called out. No wonder you support Alex Jones too, sad for you Elon.
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4 years
@Kristennetten He’s taking a political stand
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5 years
@MKBHD Prob what @elonmusk is going through. Guy is from the year 3000.
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8 months
to buy or not to buy before cybertruck pricing drops in ~2 weeks? not the exact config I'd want but can live with it
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1 year
@realEstateTrent Did you ask him to finance it for you at 2.5% over 30 yrs?
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2 years
@elonmusk @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Except it doesn’t and then it’s multiple clicks to fix. For example why does seat heater require cabin fan to be on now?
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2 years
@kanavjain @WholeMarsBlog Would have been better if it was /bottom_20_underperformers_v6_FINAL_v2.xlsx
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4 months
@Tesla Please allow lease buy out
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3 years
Got beta!!!
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4 months
@gurgavin It was a good bet; just poorly executed. Should have focused only on the profitable uber model and dabbled with premium retail customers at smaller scale vs all at once
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3 months
It’s happening… Captive leasing begins with what appears to be a 2 week pilot run! Next: - $0 down plans ($392 with $0 down on this unit for example) - expand to Y S and X -Bundle fsd for life of lease to lock in promo fsd rate -12-24-36 month subscriptions (ability to upgrade
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5 months
Tesla's 5 step plan to getting back on track: 1. Lock down MSRP and don't change or discount it within a calendar year/model. Current approach is diminishing brand value and creating fence sitters resulting in further cuts to push volume. 2. $0 Down leases with attractive
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7 months
@RivianUpdates @stephenleo1982 like for like I'd take Cyber in this comparison for: FSD/Autopilot, NACS, and Heatpump today
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1 year
4 years ago the Tesla UI was full boomer size font
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2 months
@gurgavin Did you explain how he can leverage and make it 10000% exposure?
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1 year
Why chrome delete and tint tail lights and then put a chrome license plate bracket on?
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6 years
@tsrandall They’re everywhere I look! 5 now in my neighborhood. All replaced older Mazda 3, bmw 3 series, Subaru, etc.
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3 months
@Tesla Unreal how many times my wife and I have commented how well fsd has behaved since getting V12. Should have thrown the code away and started over sooner!
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5 years
@elonmusk Consider renaming it from Lease to Subscription. @Tesla subscription is way better than Lease.
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8 months
evolution of cyber hubcap. Note the outer lip has recently changed from part of the molded plastic piece (capable of destroying sidewall in real world use) to tire like rubber material @greggertruck
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2 years
@peterdog15 Only @elonmusk would have cyber planters
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4 years
Is this the holiday 🔥🔥 update?
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3 months
@JSterling007 @aaronjcash @cybertruck @Royce_Young @BLKMDL3 Many of the owners have literally shot their vehicles.
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7 months
@Tesla So, highland launches in US in Jan?
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7 months
@FredericLambert I’m old enough to remember paying $60k for a car I thought would be mid $40’s 2 yrs prior
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2 years
@AlwaysInAmerica Yep! they finally retired the ford van for my local mobile service and they now rock an early non-customer salable refresh S while tesla energy is rocking the early 4680 Model Y's from Austin also not-customer saleable.
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2 years
@Tesla ⁩ service surprise this am to roll up in a refresh S instead of be old ford van. Said this S gets more range than the ford van they had before and if they don’t charge it overnight they’ll supercharge when getting lunch or a coffee. Tempted to apply for a job!
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@LongDogSecurity @elonmusk @Tesla Ed in CT mobile service is awesome!
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@Tesla Everyone who paid for it get lifetime transfers tied to their driver profile?
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10 months
@patriottakes thats how much he saved by skipping the dentist
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5 years
@sn__parmar @Teslarati And launch mode was on in the Porsche but NOT used in the S (binnacle display would be different if launch mode was activated)
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3 months
@TESLA_winston Fill up a diesel Silverado 36 gallon tank at 4.25/gallon and you’re at $153
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6 months
@Mattlow16555 don't hire that contractor who can't even slap stickers on his truck level
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7 months
@gurgavin Figured revenue was going to be lower when Nike pallets started showing up in Costco.
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4 years
@thirdrowtesla I’m not selling a share. One call option sold today paid for this tho.
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4 years
@BLKMDL3 Took me 17 months before I had to refill this. Awful @maintenance .
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5 months
@TesCalendar1 In our Kia Telluride you can fry an egg on the wireless charging pad. not as noticeable issue in our Model 3
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5 years
@cleantechnica @elonmusk But all the “Tesla killers”...
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6 months
@niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesLa @itskyleconner would warn you to watch the kiddos fingers. The days of a simple bruise from a kid accidentally closing in the door are over with cyber finger remover
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3 years
@GerberKawasaki Be clear: You can Move your investments, do not need to sell and re buy with another brokerage.
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@niccruzpatane Just need Reuters to say it’s canceled
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@LucidMotors Thanks Cory!
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6 months
@SawyerMerritt We at anxiety or down to fear?
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1 year
@alex_avoigt 2019 shareholder deck
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2 months
@boringcompany @VirginHotelsLV How many @Tesla cyber cabs are gonna operate in this ride when it’s complete? Around 3,750 90k passenger per hour in a 2 seater robo = 45k rides per hour Avg ride duration ~ 5 minutes = about 3,750 robo taxis operating fully autonomous under the streets of Las Vegas within a
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@gurgavin He found her on X by clicking the link IN BIO
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@SawyerMerritt Now delete all the remaining code for “potential savings”
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@elonmusk @Grimezsz Cuts his own hair and drinks the free coffee at work. This is how you become a billionaire.
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@WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk Everyone I talk to who did the trial loved it and said they will sub again in the future but not immediately
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@TSLAFanMtl Currently it’s passing the “wife will use it” test which is a super high bar of being a utility
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@SawyerMerritt Year founded: - Lucid: 2007 - Rivian: 2009 - Tesla: 2003 - Ford: 1903
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7 months
@GerberKawasaki are you a bull or a bear today?
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3 years
Summoned the 3 out of the garage today with pup on leash next to me. He stared in aww and when I opened the door you could tell he was thinking “who did that!”
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@GuyDealership Hot take: Kia AND Jeep's design team killed Jeep. My wife had 6 Jeep Grand Cherokees before her current 2022 Kia Telluride. go back in time 10 years and I would never have thought we'd pick a Kia over a Jeep.
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@CNBCi @elonmusk Maybe he meant @Tesla is going >6 feet under ground using the @boringcompany tunnels?
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3 years
@gwestr Hiring the guy who designed the Honda Civic is still better than bmw’s design approach
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@tesla_truth Tempting but I wouldn’t want to waste his time like this. Simple thank you and allow the man to carry on his day.
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3 months
Just had a flawless 4 mile city street drive with zero intervention/input on 12.3.3 in my 2018 model 3. These type of drives keep happening. Mind blown level achieved again. I’ve gone from pre ap 😎, early ap1 🤯, backwards AP2 🤦‍♂️, nav on ap 🤯, smart summon 🥳, early fsd beta
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@elonmusk @westcoastbill Can we add in alternate route planning option similar to waze or others where you can select/change the route to your destination from a short pick list? It's kinda possible in Tesla nav but at this time only immediately after entering the destination and requires too much
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@plugshare Costco should switch out those CCS nozzles for NACS and also better use of their $ would be to put in a bunch of L2 stations with J1772 than a single L3
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@SawyerMerritt "just love"
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4 years
@AlanZavari @Tesla @ElectrekCo @elonmusk So you drove Into the back of a car transporter while a level 2 semi autonomous driver assist was enabled? Seems like you made an honest mistake and were texting and driving or otherwise distracted and got into an accident?
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@elonmusk Famous last words “hey watch this”!
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2 months
@SawyerMerritt Vin 531 with 25k miles. Also that Costco truck next to it bc the address on the phone is at a Costco store location.
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@Tesla 1 minute too fast @elonmusk
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3 years
v3 supercharging still amazes me. And to think these are still early days of fast EV charging
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@naterez94 Call it “way fair”
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5 years
@teslainventory Does the model 3 get 450 miles with the same 3rd party ideal climate/road condition test?
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3 years
@gwestr 4 am tesla was training their neural network in the rain
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1 year
@corretge @GRDecter Don’t overhire in the first place, wild
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3 years
@TinaBoca I print this picture and this quote and put it on the wall in the room my development team sits in. "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." Albert Einstein
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2 years
@ICannot_Enough @jeremyjudkins_ Also owned by a billionaire, go back to reading the Washington post
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5 years
@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert China is more friendly to consumers looking to purchase a Tesla than Connecticut or Texas...
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