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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
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(pinned post until I think of anything nicer to put here idc) hiii, I'm Jade! I mainly post about football (Man City, Dortmund, Premier League football, etc.), video games + movies. links below for my backloggd/letterboxd accounts so you can shame me for my opinions 🙂
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4 months
Nah I’m sorry, I did NOT go through the whole of the last two seasons with people slandering Erling for “not doing enough in the game” and being a “tap-in merchant” for people to switch up their opinions so quickly.
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oldschool number 9‘s who only care about one thing and it‘s putting the ball into the back of the net while looking like the average construction worker >>>>
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@NA1907_ Bernardo too, putting him in the recovery position
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2 months
oh my word I’ve seen it all now
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Football fans over the last few years: There’s too many football matches! A literal fucking footballer: There’s too many football matches! Football fans now: But- but- you get paid so so much!
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
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🚨⚠️ Bernardo Silva: “The schedule is completely crazy. We've just received the news that we only have one day off for the English League Cup game”. "We’ll probably play every three days for months. It's been absolutely absurd”. “In the Champions League, if you don't qualify
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no seriously, how much did we pay for these new graphics? is this where our transfer budget has gone?
@ManCity
Manchester City
@ManCity
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1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ up for @ErlingHaaland ! 🩵 Erling's set to reach a century of City appearances today ✨
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5 months
Play him against Brighton
@cityreport_
City Report
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𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙐𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀: David Silva is 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 on the pitch with a football at his feet. 🥰
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Found him a nice present 🤪
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City Xtra
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Happy 30th Birthday, Joao Cancelo! 🥳
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@City_Xtra @MailSport @ManCity Cash is an Aston Villa player though?
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@City_Xtra Spanish media tomorrow: “Pep Guardiola confirms, he WILL be returning to Barcelona!”
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City fans: Why did we let Palmer leave! He could've played so much when KDB was injured last season!!! Also (some) City fans: NO!!!! BOBB POSSIBLY CANNOT BE OUR ALVAREZ REPLACEMENT!!! SIGN NEW PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!
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26 days
who does he think he is 😭😭😭
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29 days
Selected PL players with the same or more league G/A than “Rodrygo” last season: Olise Mbeumo Leon Bailey Nunez Jackson Mateta Bowen Havertz Alvarez Cunha Solanke Rodri Carlton Morris Chris Wood Richarlison Bernardo Wissa Gibbs-White
@YihiRM
Yihi
@YihiRM
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Este tío está rabiando como un jodido loco por no haber sido nominado al BDO jjj
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6 months
I think they broke Ederson
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3 months
People crying that Rodri has PR are hilarious. -Wasn’t nominated for PL POTS -Didn’t make the FIFPro World XI on the back of a treble winning season -Had a whole two seasons of being compared to a washed Casemiro, “Deccers” and a r*pist. Where the fuck is the PR 😭
@D4KAComps
D4
@D4KAComps
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What’s sending me about the Rodri haters is that they’re complaining about his PR but this is the first time after 3 years of ridiculous consistency and quality that he actually has PR
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4 months
Harry Kane doesn’t speak English and he’s our captain
@fiago7
𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢
@fiago7
4 months
I was today years old when I learned Frimpong doesn’t even speak Dutch. Knew he grew up in England but wtf? Isn‘t it strange to play for a nation you don‘t even know the language of? Gives me Rapha Guerreiro vibes
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what strange people they are
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
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BREAKING: Erling Haaland will miss #ManCity vs Watford after being granted time off following the death of close family friend Ivar Eggja, with the funeral in Norway this week. The striker is expected to be available to return for Newcastle (A) on Saturday. [via @spbajko ]
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@scitizen284 When we lose the Community Shield and certain sects of the fanbase start calling for Pep’s head <<<<<<<
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@joellikesthis The reactions to him being on the bench for the Community Shield vs the reactions now 🤭
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@1aurarose had all of that in a 19 minute period and then absolutely nothing else happened for the rest of the match 😭
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City men 🤝 City women Forcing their DM to play every single minute of every single game without any rest until they die
@8hive
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2 months
we haven't been linked to a 6 yet and i'm scared we won't get one and yui will be forced to play every minute of every game again
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6 months
That 45 seconds between Eddie saving the penalty and Bernardo fucking everything up sure were fun
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1 month
The way people are misreading this is crazy. It’s a question of “does Foden get into the side as a winger or a midfielder”, not “does Foden get into the side full stop”.
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Jade 🦋
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5 months
@D4KAComps Haaland last year - G/A isn’t everything!! 🤬🤬🤬 Foden this year - But he doesn’t have the most G/A!! 🤬🤬🤬
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Jade 🦋
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@mpregfootball yeah either that or just cut a load of the ‘unneeded’ tournaments out (like stuff like the Nations League/make it so that there’s only one cup competition/cut down on pre-season friendly tours/kill the new Club World Cup) and just run with the league + Europe + one cup.
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Put Rodri in front of a mic and you get one of two outcomes: 1) He praises City like mad and praises all his teammates. 2) He causes a civil war in a random country of his choosing.
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PL players with the same or more (20+) G/A as “Vini Jr” last season: Haaland Salah A “washed” Son Saka Foden Isak Solanke Bowen Mateta Havertz Watkins Palmer Alvarez Gordon
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@JPJoker02 Please do Vinicius next
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20 days
football twitter cries about Pep ruining football and how the “Barclays era” was so much better and how they miss “traditional” 9s that only score goals and do nothing else…. and then cry about how Haaland doesn’t do stepovers and backflips before scoring MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
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trans & proud 🏳️‍⚧️ 🙂
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2 months
Why’s he looking at him like that
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4 months
Freak 😭
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Ake could have 3 assists 😂😂😂
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@kreepkroop
retired sports fan
@kreepkroop
2 months
hearing zubimendi is a potential city target and all i'm saying is, if it goes through, we're in for the most generational headloss on footy twt
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@JPJoker02
2 months
City fans: “I really want Pep to use the academy players more often!” Also City fans;: “Boooo, why are the first teamers not on the pre-season tour????”
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Why are people surprised that we won’t have a full squad for the start of the season/the Community Shield when Pep’s been very explicit about that SEVERAL TIMES since MAY.
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i've just deeped it, Matheus Nunes is gonna save our season
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4 months
@diggerowa
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3 months
thanks lads, something to look forward to
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
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Rodri plays tonight btw. 😭🙏
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2 months
Crazy how she was out for half the season but STILL got the most G/A in the league. Magic.
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@CFCJASON__
Jason Smith
@CFCJASON__
2 months
Someone explain how someone who was out for almost half of the season injured won it when they were players who were available and racking up goals and assists. Seriously there is an agenda against Chelsea that doesn't get talked about enough
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4 months
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@YashRMFC
Dr Yash 
@YashRMFC
4 months
Bro went from Ancelotti to f*cking Southgate
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@StevenMcinerney Rodri has no social media, no tattoos so he can donate blood easier, no fancy cars, lived in student accommodation while earning 120K a week, donates 1/4 of his wages to charity, bought a second hand Vauxhall Corsa from an old lady and flies Ryanair.
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Jade 🦋
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5 months
You literally employ Vini + Courtois
@madridxotwod
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@madridxotwod
5 months
Keep that zionist away from my club!!!!!
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1 month
I still back the idea that we 100% threw that final on purpose
@mpregfootball
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@mpregfootball
1 month
genuinely how did that fa cup fool their board into not launching ten hag into the sun
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
3 months
I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW
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@AdamCrafton_
Adam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_
3 months
If England win this then Rodri’s “wah wah wah (😭😭😭) only one team came to play” interview should be an all timer.
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2 months
saw this and imagined Fabrizio doing 'here we go' coming out posts 😭😭😭😭
@haa1varez
t‎
@haa1varez
2 months
⚡️🏳️‍🌈🔵⏳ #ManCity
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Jade 🦋
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Matheus Nunes, are YOU ready to SAVE OUR SEASON???
@ManCity
Manchester City
@ManCity
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Ask us anything! 🙋‍♂️ Matheus Nunes and @mateokovacic8 will be answering your questions. Drop them in the replies! ⤵️
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theory: Rodri’s not actually injured, he’s just gone to Turkey for an eyebrow hair transplant
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ffs Foden's passed his pregnancy bug on 😞
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4 months
@UTDrcp @116winnie Ake, Stones, Walker
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having literally nobody on the bench is gonna be hard work but we’ll be sure to make it work
@MCWFCXtra
MCWFC Xtra
@MCWFCXtra
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Official: #ManCity Starting XI vs Brighton. #BarclaysWSL 📸 @mancitywomen
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“Unfortunately we forgot to register most of them so we only have 6 players to use”
@ManCityWomen
Manchester City Women
@ManCityWomen
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"It’s going to be a really tough week but ultimately this squad can handle that.” 🗣️ Watch our latest interview with the legend that is @stephhoughton2 ! 👉
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KIDNAP HIM RICO DON'T LET HIM LEAVE
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@City_Xtra @MirrorDarren Is Eze the new Olmo? Where he gets linked to us every 2-5 business days, only for those links to be shut down after a few hours?
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DONALD NO, THAT’S CANNIBALISM
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DiscussingFilm
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1 month
Donald Duck will be doing Hot Ones this week.
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2 months
we've well and truly made it now
@nypost
New York Post
@nypost
2 months
‘Raw dogging’ a flight could kill you, experts warn: ‘One of the most dangerous trends’
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@joellikesthis True! I mean, did you see Akanji last season? Incredible.
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@JPJoker02
2 months
Me whenever one of my tweets gets more than 3 likes:
@City_Xtra
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@City_Xtra
2 months
Pep Guardiola: "I'm so famous, I am soooo famous..."
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@City_Xtra Play Scott Carson as a false 9
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this being the first thing we post on the first day of the trial is so deeply unserious you can't help but laugh
@ManCity
Manchester City
@ManCity
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On your head, @JackGrealish ! 🍓 🤝 @Midea
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I find it quite funny how a grand total of 0 of our players actually rate the Community Shield.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
2 months
Erling Haaland on Instagram. 👀😂
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@JPJoker02
6 months
Kevin De Bruyne 2 hours ago:
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@JPJoker02
5 months
At this point just ban Puma from making football kits
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@JPJoker02
2 months
@ItsLB_City they're joining Dortmund, Leipzig, Burnley, Southampton and a few others I’ve forgotten about on a long list of clubs we are apparently money laundering with. nice to have so many friends in this industry ☺️😂
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@JPJoker02
4 months
Bless him 😭
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
4 months
Rodri just spent 5 mins trying to open a bottle of champagne lmaoooo
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@JPJoker02
3 months
"Let them talk" as if you're trying to win an argument about a player being washed, not fucking RACISM
@FutbolCheIsea
Futbol Chelsea
@FutbolCheIsea
3 months
Let them talk
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I’M FREE FROM STUPID TWITTER JAIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Got locked out of my account for TWELVE HOURS for THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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my genuine reaction to this information:
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@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
1 month
First look at Jack Black as Steve in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie.
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its crazy how some people forget that a lot of the fanbase hated Gundo as captain until like March/April '23 when it all just switched up for some reason
@ItsLB_City
It's LB
@ItsLB_City
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LOOOOL Just found this superchat from a stream in 2023 January.
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@jemerydoku Icl our fanbase acted like him scoring 52 (FIFTY-TWO) goals last season was normal. Just didn’t hype it up as much as it deserved. Genuinely crazy.
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@BigBearKentlaar
Jamie Kent
@BigBearKentlaar
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But Ben White is the one who gets HATE because he openly picks club over country. These guys do it subtly that no one bats an eyelid.
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
5 months
Roy Keane: “We saw @ErlingHaaland yesterday being brought off, not too happy, behaving like a spoilt brat. But because #ManCity win the game and he scores goals, it’s almost forgotten about…” [via @SkySportsPL ]
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woah! the away kit's based on the 1999 away kit? that's completely new information, woah! nobody knew this before!! it's not as if the kits been on sale literally everywhere else for TWO WHOLE MONTHS.
@ManCity
Manchester City
@ManCity
2 months
1-9-9-9, a certified classic incoming 👀
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posted this on my priv last night but idc, I’m proud of myself so I’m posting it here too today is the 7 month anniversary since the last time I self-harmed i’m slowly getting better 🥹
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
5 months
Wait I just realised that he's leaked all their numbers back hahahahahahaha What a guy 😭
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
5 months
Ig Ederson: “My number was leaked, and I had some funny messages” [ederson93]
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
I don’t get this. Why would you WANT players to come back early just to play meaningless friendlies and not rest?
@Cyru5kd7
Cyrus
@Cyru5kd7
2 months
@City_Xtra @Jack_Gaughan Why arent more of the squad back yet??Arsenal have Trossard back so where are Kdb and doku? Savio chose to go back on holiday again after he signed his contract , vini and rodrygo are going on Madrid's pre season so why wouldn't savio try impress early and earn a spot in the team
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
1 month
is he- is he suggesting that defenders need to start shooting him???
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
1 month
Pep Guardiola on @ErlingHaaland : "He's unstoppable. There is no central defender [who can stop him], not even with a gun. It's impossible, he's so powerful…” 🥊😳
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Jade 🦋
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@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
2 months
Who has been your #ManCity Man of the Match vs Chelsea this evening, Blues? 🌟
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
4 months
@diggerowa That's one of the reasons why everyone (the squad) kicked off about Grealish being left out, I was reading before. Cause there's so many players not in the squad (Rashford, Henderson, Maguire, Grealish) that everyone else likes to play with/are used to playing with
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
1 month
“Keep politics out of football”
@jakewhu02
Jake
@jakewhu02
1 month
Some new stickers for the new season ⚒️
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
1 month
now eight months… 🥹
@JPJoker02
Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
posted this on my priv last night but idc, I’m proud of myself so I’m posting it here too today is the 7 month anniversary since the last time I self-harmed i’m slowly getting better 🥹
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@JPJoker02
1 month
New one to add to my collection 😄
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
Fucking hell that’s a lot of minutes
@atletiuniverse
Atletico Universe
@atletiuniverse
2 months
💣🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Julián Álvarez will play for Atletico Madrid. It is a matter of MINUTES. [🎖️: @gastonedul via @Pepepasques / @_soy_rojiblanco ]
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
Ornaldo is actually a secret identity used by a certain Portuguese forward when trying to enter Orlando
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
2 months
Bring on Ornaldo! 😅✈️
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Jade 🦋
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@JPJoker02
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I’m sorry but if we don’t start Saturday’s game by parachuting Gundo into the Etihad then we’re missing out really
@atletiuniverse
Atletico Universe
@atletiuniverse
1 month
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Here’s the full Conor Gallagher show. This is how he was presented as a new Atlético Madrid player. 😍❤️🤍
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2 months
@City_Xtra @spbajko Why are people surprised lmao, he has one year left on his contract and won't sign an extension, what do you expect to happen
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
5 months
He thinks he’s Ederson 😭
@ErlingHaaland
Erling Haaland
@ErlingHaaland
5 months
👍🏻😁👍🏻
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@JPJoker02
2 months
@/GMPolice - this man took part in the rioting in Manchester, arrest him NOW
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
2 months
Joao Cancelo returns to #ManCity training. ✅ All the latest on his Etihad Stadium future and photos from his first day back with Pep Guardiola's squad! ⤵️
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@StatmanDave
Statman Dave
@StatmanDave
4 months
Jude Bellingham's game by numbers vs. Dortmund: 100% aerial duels won 50 touches 3 chances created 2/3 tackles won 1 big chance created 1 assist Just 20 years old. Wow. 🔥🔥🔥
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
8 months
Liverpool vs the "Big 6" this season: 1 win 4 draws 2 losses
@statmusefc
StatMuse FC
@statmusefc
8 months
Man City vs the Big 6 this season: 4 draws 1 loss 1 win
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
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Khaldoon in one corner of the courtroom, ushering Richard Masters over: "Hey man, if I pay for your £13.95 sandwich (with possible £11.95 refreshments) can you drop some of our charges?"
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Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
Jessie P it is!
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@JPJoker02
Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
idk who to get on the back of the 3rd kit lmaoooo currently it's between either Akanji or Jess Park 😭
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@JPJoker02
2 months
I find it a bit weird how some City “fans” have been quietly praying that it WAS one of our players (there’s been two main candidates I’ve seen suggested the most) that caused Bobb’s injury just so they can push an agenda. Just strange.
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
2 months
No other #ManCity player was involved in the incident that resulted in Oscar Bobb fracturing a bone in his leg during training today. [via @RobDawsonESPN ]
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@JPJoker02
3 months
Cole, Stones and Phil comforting Manu 💔💔💔💔💔
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@JPJoker02
1 month
Tears we really took the “incredible squad depth” slander comments to heart and are now attempting to win the league with 13.5 players
@City_Xtra
City Xtra
@City_Xtra
1 month
BREAKING: Atletico Madrid are exploring the potential loan signing of Matheus Nunes. #ManCity are yet to receive any offers for the midfielder or make a decision on his availability. [via @David_Ornstein ]
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@JPJoker02
Jade 🦋
@JPJoker02
2 months
anyway, happy 5 years since I first kinda figured out I’m trans. five years that have flown by, but what a deadly rollercoaster ride they’ve been 😅🏳️‍⚧️
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