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@starcosmetics2 Nigga had a romantic fight. 😂
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@ChaseEnCashe He look like Bronny.
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@IAmLilRico I remember that one time they were arguing and someone said RDC stand for “Run Duke Coming” 😂😂😂
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@imc4ro Hilarious day, that girl hating quietly chilled out after that. Lol
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@TheSidJones KAT is gonna be NotKittenAround
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@LORAFRIMANEE This is actually pretty on brand for older people. You ever look at a mf’s Insta 40 and up? It’s all memes.
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@Dreadful4Tymes The “plot twist” was at the beginning of the movie. What do you guys mean “who we thought” did everyone ignore the carnival scenes? Who didn’t realize they switched???
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@zoraslovechild He takes interests in younger artists in general because that’s how you stay relevant for a long time in hip-hop. He always supports younger artists men and women. His radio station plays nothing but new artists and always has for years. All the way back to the OVO blog.
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@Brieyonce He might be creole too 😂
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@Josholzz Caused the vans inflation. SMH Lol
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@TheKingofHoes @onlyfiends This clip is from years ago
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@PrinceHAK33M Everyone does that. Whoever is hot usually ends up making joints with everyone else until they fizzle out or find a way to stay up.
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@20Kylies Poot Henderson
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@BESITOBABY Whichever wants to talk to me.
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@BarryCFC123 So I’m stupid thick? Super PAUSE!!!
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@jjjjjjalen I say this allllllll the time. Folks be gettin off at 5. Gotta fight through traffic to make 30 mins of a happy hour.
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2 years
Coi LeRay album is really good. It’s My favorite album that came out today.
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@DavidDTSS Too bad everybody who died then ain’t coming back miraculously. Smh
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3 years
I won’t say which cartel but they be cutting up your shit before it hits the border.
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What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭
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@CraigSJ Especially a song made by a bunch of Piru’s.
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@BESITOBABY @ayeejuju Best titties in the world. The lips are amazing too. 🤌🏾
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@kennybeats She only about a quarter black she gotta get on you early since she only gotta few days to celebrate.
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@realmartymar “You’re him.” We been saying that for a long time. Lol
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@SomaKazima Never liked all these non black people jumping in. On both sides.
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@Epithymia__ Camel toe is crazy. Lol
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@vebeentrill I think was the accumulation of this, once dance(his first solo number 1), and Controlla. He dove into a bunch of world music and fed his core on the album. He had the right recipe
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@SirMichaelRocks Unc gotta no trade clause. Give them Lionel Richie
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2 years
Drake shoutin out J. Prince & Mob ties in this kinda don’t feel right at the moment. Lol
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@kyylareneee You’re so pretty
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Mal cheesing hard. Lol
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Episode 106 | Unrequited Love ft. @TheBSimone & @KnowMeganAshley available now 💔 listen here:
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Thangs thangin
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@YourOldDroog The board who votes on winners is super white. Lol especially that year. Stop it…
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@KdotJohnson_ 21 Savage, Durk, Yak, Kendrick(he rapped about), so many people. Lol
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@PranavSriraman My best friend is 6’4 and Russ used to come to our job all the time and Russ was slightly taller than him. He gotta be like 6’5. Lol
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@iamstillpunch It be y’all own artists saying it so it don’t seem far fetched…. Lol
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@AjFromUpt Why do we always assume we’re privy to everything that happens like we know these people and heard what’s been said/done behind doors?
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@beyondd_beaut @zoraslovechild Stay away from the conspiracy theories.
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10 months
@BarryCFC123 So if Push say it it’s true and when Drake say whatever it’s not? Lmao
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@killmesIime Got rid of his mama nose lol
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@RandiWhite That food was TERRIBLE.
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@xPurpUnicornx @Dreadful4Tymes Haha I was sittin there like oh okay they switched. Then I spent the whole movie gettin’ mad once I realized that was supposed to be the twist. I thought it was something else at first, I was like they bet not make that the reveal. 😂
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@chancetherapper Chance The Laughter
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@OhhMar24 He was well on his way to getting fired before that ring. Matter fact he was getting fired if he didn’t win, and the same thing he was getting fired for originally was his downfall in the playoffs this year. Lmao
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@princesspopthat I just wanna be yo nigga
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@jermainedupri Can we get a whole deluxe of traditional R&B? Please. None of that other stuff please.
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@BESITOBABY That shit look like it hurt tbh
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@VanLathan I thought that was you at first big dawg lol
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@big_business_ @1GunnaGunna I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed. Lol
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@xPurpUnicornx @Dreadful4Tymes Lookin back on it does it seem more obvious now? Lol
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@EnterDaDome I think it’s disingenuous to leave out all context of Joe picking at Drake and making disses, jokes, and false narratives about him for over 10 years. Also you can respond to someone and not be in your feelings. Just because you read it like that doesn’t mean it’s true.
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@VanLathan Ratchet Happy Birthday exists
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1 year
This is Paul Pierce imitating Terrance Howard playing Elon Musk.
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Yo @netflix , you made my guy @elonmusk look like a evil Mexican villain😂😭
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@grahamgam @Brieyonce They’re practically cousins.
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I said the same thing. People kept saying he look like Terrace Howard but he look like Paul Pierce playing Terrace Howard in a movie about Elon Musk.
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CHUCK INGLISH said it.
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They got folks looking like Paul Pierce
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@LORAFRIMANEE The majority of freestyles are rewritten. Lol how old are y’all?
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@imc4ro Better now that you posted
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Got bored and mixed the new J. Cole with Like That w/ Kendrick, Metro, and Future. 🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
Eminem fuckin trash. Mayo boy just use a bunch of syllables. I’ll beat his ass.
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2 years
@writerbxtch @LexP__ It’s not marvel’s fault. It’s streaming’s fault. No one buys DVD’s anymore so studios can’t make their money on the backend from those sales like they used to so they never get made unless it’s on Netflix or something.
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They need a NBA Hall of Fame for the super elite guys because a lot of people make it in the regular basketball hall of fame. It’s really broad.
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WHO THE HELL ARE SOME OF THESE GUYS IN THE HALL OF FAME????? WE GOTTA FIX THIS
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@tinaqueen_15 Either of this. The top 2 are my fave.
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Pac really was a loud ass New York nigga. Lmao
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Long Live Da Don ⭐️
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Tupac showing where he was born, grew up & went to school in Harlem, New York.
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@VanLathan You not hating, you just old and missed some shit in between to get it. It happens.
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@JAYCEFORPREZ Recommend weight limit is 250lbs for horseback riding. It’s dangerous for a horses spine
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@KdotJohnson_ That’s why delivery and flow matters. People only say that about Sean because you can tell he went to school with white kids. If Kendrick said this well he wouldn’t say this because he’s not that kinda rapper. I wish he had bars
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Loretta Devine sound like an old porn name from the 70s/80s/90s.
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@BillSimmons @CKlosterman I love Klosterman pods!!!!!!!!!
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@jaybaeski It’s probably because they sampled his song and not him actually writing anything. If he did it’s fine, he doesn’t own his publishing anyway. He’s not getting paid. Lol
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@charlesxholmes Can we please get a 3-5 min segment on the midnight boys pod of things you do like. Lol you can’t hate everything. CC: @VanLathan
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You look like an extra in a crime drama. Vato #4 . Lol
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here’s your new screensaver for 2022
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@WannaBeReece He said that in 09…She would’ve been 18/19 when when Pusha said this. If he had her “a long time ago” that means she was underaged, unless y’all calling Pusha a pedophile… and LeBron was still playing for Cleveland.
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@LEXDIAMONDSLINX @PUSHA_T Pusha do the same thing, so who cares. That’s how they started beefing in the first place. The smoke was wit Baby, then Wayne, then Drake. Y’all didn’t say anything when Jim dissed Malice. Lol
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This reminds me of Corsa by @Hit_Boy & Dom K
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this shit is so fun and addicting
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@SupremeDreams_1 That’s the most hilariously accurate thing I’ve saw in a while. 😂
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@Slakonbothsides Kanye, Scarface, Hov, and Beans on all of these.
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@BESITOBABY The face is the star of the show tho
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I can’t wait to settle down and buy a house so me and Willow Ryder can start a lil family. She don’t know my pasta is to die for yet.
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@ScHoolboyQ It’s never too late to make a remix and drop a video. Life would be really fun if artists went back and finished songs like that and finished their thoughts without the time constraints of a release date.
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@rodgers_kalani Hey big head
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@birqns @SPOTTEMM Why wouldn’t you? You about to have the time of your life. No kizz
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@KevOnStage Nigga had to make it appeal to his churchy fan base. I respect it. Lmao
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@RasberryRazz @jrlovier He passed down the lips and chin. Lol
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Jacquees make the best R&B. It’s just regular good ass black ass R&B. No whisper contemporary jazz infused racially ambiguous FL studio YouTube beats alt R&B or him rappin. It’s just pure R&B jamz.
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The talent.
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@LimosHoesPpdx @Dreadful4Tymes Yeah that theory is pretty cool. It’s all super ominous and creepy. I do appreciate that in his movies.
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Tryna start a family wit Willow Ryder
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@PhillyTheBoss This just means a bunch of white people listen to his music.
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@Steph_SupremeX Both them niggas not like Pac tbh. Neither one doing that or meaningfully educating themselves on stuff. Might get an “eye opening” trip to Africa, some imagery, and some surface level bars that end back up to some kinda capitalistic venture.
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They called Big Sean one because Ariana Grande & Jhene was skinny. Lmao
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they really called niggas pedophiles on here for finding Coi Leray attractive lmaooo
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@lovedoveclarke I remember random stuff around that age too. You’re not alone!
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Up practicing DJing and I mixed Hov’s verse from Get Throwed with Aaliyah/Timbaland One in a Million. Lol
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I love Brad Pitt. My Oklahoma brother. I wonder if I know any of his family.
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@vevosuave This ain’t the same. Meek jumped out like he had a diss ready and Kendrick is not out here on his second record asking for the smoke.
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Just bought this. Let’s see what it’s hittin 4 @WARHEADS
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@Percs_n_caicos @rocnationfitted I be tellin’ people Fast & Furious is the biggest black franchise ever. Vin, Rock, Tyrese, Luda… lol
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@MylesMakinMoney Maybe he don’t like to spin on a full stomach lol
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When I yell, “Somethin’ wrong wit the pussy” as a juror and me and the judge just stare at each other
@meghanncuniff
Meghann Cuniff
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The Young Thug / YSL trial opened today with Rich Gang's "Lifestyle" playing as the camera panned to the six defendants. (It's part of a video Thug's lawyer wants to play in his cross of Tick today, but the judge doesn't think it should come in through another witness.)
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