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Jen Bauchley

@JBauchley

6 months

Transfemme Hannibal (or Han as I like to call her): A Thread

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1 year

You can tell me that, canonically, Hannibal didn’t take Will to bed after this, but with all due respect, you’re wrong.

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Hannibal the TV Show: A Summary Will Graham: *exists* Hannibal: I love you. Do you love me? Will: No. Hannibal: *ruins life* Hannibal: What about now? Will: … Will: Ok, maybe.

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1 year

Idk how to explain this, but Hannibal is the type of patient who asks the therapist, “What are you writing?”

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2 years

Will and Hannibal having domestic spats in front of soon to be victims will never not be funny. They have some guy tied to a chair and Will is just like, “did you remember to turn the iron off?”

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1 year

This sentence is the reason I believe Hannibal can do things like perform surgery or cook an elaborate meal but can’t put up a bookshelf or change a tire. He can’t do it bcos he doesn’t want to and why would he learn how to when he could get someone else to do it for him 💅✨

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Jen Bauchley

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8 months

Ok. Hear me out… Mischa Lecter

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2 years

I am very ok with what these photos do to me.

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2 years

Just having…so many thoughts today.

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2 years

Me: I like the HEU because it opens so many new possibilities for creative plot lines 😌 The Creative Plot Line:

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8 months

Some Very Nigel Things: A Thread

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1 year

Hannibal was mad confused here. “He is being so rude but he’s hot and in my house. But he kissed Alana…but he’s hot and in my house”

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2 years

This is Will Graham’s orgasm face send tweet.

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1 year

“Oh, I love it and I hate it at the same time. You and I drink the poison from the same vine.”

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what’s an ‘it girl’

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2 years

Hannibal absolutely 100% goes through Will’s phone while he’s in the shower.

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2 years

Good morning to Hugh Dancy’s Booby Grabbing Laughter 🍒

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11 months

Idk how to explain this but Hannibal Lecter is the Daddiest Mommy but also the Mommiest Daddy.

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2 years

Dark/Kinky Hannigram Hannibal kept the bloodstained shirt like a gruesome momento. One day Will finds it hiding in the back of their closet & gets crazy aroused by the thought/memory. He’s wearing it when Hannibal gets home. He keeps it on while he bounces in Hannibal’s lap.

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1 year

I binged A Crowded Room last night and it is a phenomenal show. Tom Holland did an absolutely brilliant job playing Danny and definitely deserves an award for it…but I will admit, I’m living for this scene right here

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2 years

I love this moment so much because it’s so raw and sincere for them, but also, it’s like Will is saying, “I’d get naked, if you asked me to,” and Hannibal’s like, “Really? We’ve had all evening and you’re choosing right now, the very last minute, to give me ‘let’s fuck’ eyes!??”

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2 years

Will Graham with his “No you can’t but fine come in” attitude.

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"May I come in?" #Hannibal

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2 years

Mommy and Daddy arriving at the PTA meeting like…

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2 years

Good morning to the short stall in Hannibal’s step when he hears his name uttered by the man he loves.

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6 months

Will said, “bitch” with just one look

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2 years

W: Hannibal? H: Hmm? W: What do you think happens to us when we die? H: I suppose there are an infinite number of possibilities. W: When we become whatever we’re gonna be after we die, will you still come find me? H: I‘ll always come find you

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2 years

This relationship is one of the most intriguing things I’ve ever witnessed. Even though it’s a complicated dynamic, and I know sex was involved, I feel that at its core, this is a deep and true friendship. They’re both self-serving, yes, but that seems to be tacitly understood.

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4 months

They’re frotting and it feels too good.

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2 years

This is Will Graham watching with amusement as Hannibal tries to repair the bookshelves all by himself.

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2 years

Domestic Hannigram is an endless treasure trove of amazing dark comedy. So, Hannibal arrives home and goes to pour himself a glass of wine only to pause in shock when he opens the chiller door. “Will!” He angrily yells into the house. “Yeah?” A voice dimly beckons back.

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2 years

When your high-maintenance husband insists on tagging along and you have to make sure he doesn’t touch or say anything.

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2 years

Good morning to Will Graham’s Wendigo Watching Sex Face

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2 years

Hannibal’s favorite sex game

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3 months

This is a 70s gay p0rn star 🥵✨

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7 months

Confession: I think about this scene way more than I let on.

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2 years

Thighs. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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2 years

To me, this scene is the most intimate scene of the series. Will is admitting that he doesn’t know if he deserves something as pure as fatherhood bcos of his capacity for darkness & Hannibal is admitting that the two can exist together & he knows that bcos he experienced it.

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2 years

Will: I’m in your mind palace now, bitch. Hannibal: Jokes on you. I put you here. Will: 😏 Hannibal: 🥰

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9 months

“Well I’ll just be hauling these enormous grocery bags upstairs now” Go fuck yourself, Beth Buchwald.

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1 year

WAIT WAIT WAIT! HEAR ME OUT! Benoit Blanc vs. Hannibal Lecter

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4 months

In this scene, Will Graham looks like he both feels and smells like cotton.

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2 years

Good morning to Will Graham’s chronically dry lips and the tongue that saves them.

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1 year

I love this scene, mainly because Hannibal is such a Petty Bitch for putting Will’s deepest shit on blast. Hannibal: A stepson? Cute. Not a real son tho, right? Cause a real son might be just like you, and who wants that? Not you, for sure. Anyway…get naked in the backyard.

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2 years

I’M GONNA SAY THIS ONLY ONCE! Hannibal Lecter does not have sex with Will if the dogs are in the room. That is just a fact.

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1 year

Season 3 Will Graham chose his words and every single one had meaning and intention. “Want to” see Hannibal reveals his desire. “Should probably” see Hannibal sounds too indifferent & is easily dismissed. “Need to” see Hannibal is desperate & is easily refused.

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1 year

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2 years

My Size Kink is working extra hard today.

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2 years

Hannibal buys Will some expensive cologne to replace his standard Ship On The Bottle that smells AMAZING. The 1st time Will uses it, he walks out of the bathroom, looks at Hannibal and goes: *sniff sniff* “You smell that, baby? Smells like I’m about to get my dick sucked.”

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2 years

H: No. I thought you did W: I don’t use the iron H: A topic we should discuss

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2 years

*sneaks out of bed* *lights a fire* *pours some wine* *turns on the low-fi* “I don’t even care about what’s in this stupid letter.”

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2 years

Domestic Hannigram but a year after they’re married Will & Hannibal have to take in Nigel after he royally fucks up in Europe. At first, Will doesn’t mind. They have the extra room and really, how bad could Hannibal’s brother be? Surely not worse than Hannibal himself…

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2 years

Say what you will about Hannibal Lecter, but he would never feed Will’s dogs *canned* food.

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2 years

Hannibal loves Will and that makes up for all the things he’s never done wrong

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2 years

I feel very normal about this.

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2 years

Happy Daddy’s Day, everyone!

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6 months

I think the real reason Will sat in Hannibal’s chair was bc he secretly hoped Hannibal would sit in his lap.

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2 years

W: I’m not flirting cause idc about you W: …how do you see me???? W: *bats eyelashes with a mouthful of sausage*

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1 year

⚡️❤️ NSFW Hannigram Love thinking about Will fucking Hannibal for the first time but fighting to last cause it feels so fucking good. He squeezes his eyes shut cause Hannibal folded in half, rebounding against him, sweat glistening beneath his thick chest hair, plump lips agape

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6 months

Some Very Nadja (transfem Nigel) Things: A Thread

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3 months

HC that Hannibal and Will discussed the details of killing Jack during pillow talk.

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2 years

Good morning to every single look Hannibal ever gave Will.

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2 years

Good morning to the fact that Jack called for “Dr. Lecter!” and Will immediately thought that meant him too

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2 years

Hi. Just thinking about twins Will & Adam again ✨ I kinda feel like Adam is the only one who call off Will’s rude/snarky behavior. Will: *rude comment* Hannibal: That was very rude, Will Will: Screw you Adam: That’s not nice, Will Will: Sorry, Adam

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2 years

Hannibal putting his hand in his pocket like some kinda slūt

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1 year

I have a theory. You know when Bev Katz was suspicious that Will really was The Chesapeake Ripper? You know, after he was arrested. You know how that seemed weird at first, especially since she seems closer to Will (or knows him better) than any other character?

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2 years

Dude really said ‘I’m gonna break into your locked mind palace and I’m gonna wear my sexiest I Won This Break-Up outfit while I do…bitch’

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2 years

You know, I still always wonder about this scene. Part of it seems like an act but at this point, Hannibal has no reason to ‘pretend’ to fear Will and…he doesn’t seem surprised at all to see Will. So, I feel like Hannibal was, actually, afraid Will was going to kill him.

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5 months

You see that chin raise? Yeah that’s Will jizzing his pants.

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2 years

Good morning to The Moments of Unexpected Intimacy

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2 years

Mads Mikkelsen really played The Perfect Devilishly Dark Angel Daddy with Exquisite Fashion Sense and Phenomenally Flawless Hair…twice

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8 months

He’s crazy 💅✨

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2 years

This Mommy loves you 🤍

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2 years

Good morning to Bobby Bronson’s Enthusiastic Glug Glug 🤍

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2 years

WILL: *looks behind him, making eye contact through a few dislodged curls, winking once as he bounces* HANNIBAL:

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2 years

The moment you realize your dick has made all your major life decisions.

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2 years

Can you imagine trying to hit on Will Graham? Or land his phone number?? Or take him home?!? That has to be an unpleasantly rough experience. Like, “Or we could socialize like adults. God forbid we become friendly” was literally met with “I don’t find you that interesting.”

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3 months

Will Graham said I'm Not Pussy-Whipped and then proceeded to sail across the ocean for the pussy that stabbed him.

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1 year

Seriously? How many times do I have to watch Adam before Nigel finally shows up? I swear this is like the hundredth time and he still hasn’t made his appearance. I’m still waiting for the scene where he kills Beth. Was it deleted or…?

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2 years

Stop. Alright. Just stop it.

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8 months

Quiet everyone my dad’s here

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1 year

Hannibal Cult Leader AU Runaway Will Graham is living on the street until he runs into his old friend (Beverly? Margot? another character?) They tell Will about the utopian commune they’ve been living in & its charismatic leader, Hannibal Lecter, who is believed to be divine.

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2 years

Will: What did you just say? Hannibal: I said, I don’t have a gag reflex Will:

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2 years

Personal HC that Hannibal’s favorite part of Will’s body are his thighs. That begs the question: What is Will’s favorite part of Hannibal’s body?

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2 years

Good morning to Season 3 Will Graham’s Smug Little Head Tilt

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1 year

Is this what fame feels like??

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2 years

Good morning to this moment.

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Love the idea that when Will gives Hannibal head for the 1st time, Hannibal isn’t sure if Will’s sucked dick before & expects a nervous rookie bj but then Will deep throats tf outta him & all the sudden Hannibal’s clutching his seat & swearing in Lithuanian for Will to slow down

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2 years

Thinking about Will again.

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2 years

When the answer is no but you don’t like that answer…not one little bit.

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“Will. You haven’t called in 20 minutes. Do you still love me?”

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2 years

…and here we have a line that says 7161528 different things and an expression that has 18161784 different emotions in it. I could analyze this 5 second exchange for the rest of my life✨

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2 years

He saw Jack Crawford’s car pull up the driveway and he thought, “Hannibal” and no one can convince me otherwise.

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This is the hottest Markus scene idc. The t-shirt. The arms. The belly. And the fact that he prob smells like day old body musk, cheap beer, and cigarette smoke isn’t the deterrent you think it’d be. Actually, it only makes him tastier. It’s the best Markus Flavor 🍺🚬👅

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2 years

Today’s Pouting Hannibal:

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1 year

“Bitch. Have you been firing a gun?”

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2 years

In my mind, Hannibal sometimes picks Will up and Will wraps his legs around Hannibal’s waist. Also in my mind, every once in a while, Will uses his muscular thighs to squeeze the air out of Hannibal…just to be spiteful/playful.

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7 months

Hannibal sucks on those hairy nipples likes it’s his fucking day job

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11 months

One fact that’ll never change: Mads Mikkelsen can lay it down on screen. He’ll be 90 yrs old still doing raunchy ass sex scenes and it’ll never not be hot as absolute fuck ❤️‍🔥

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2 years

Hannibal Lecter: *paralyzes Mason Verger with a forceful neck snap after making him cut off his own face and feed it to dogs*

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2 years

Hugh Dancy smoking weed is my new kink.

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