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@J0kester_

4 months

Onye Kwe, Chi ya ekwe

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@J0kester_

3 years

@Kiiynah Him: ‘When we get home, I will open a new carton of caprisonne for you and put on frozen and make sure you have you fave doll with you’ Her:’

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2 years

@hushedshushes @ogheneyomma What are you fighting for? He didn’t say anything he said in a hostile tone. He is recounting his experience. Be calm.

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4 years

@Thesasquatch_ @DreFiddy7 @SEzekwesili They know how to say mother is gold until it is time to give her gold and allow her be the golden girl

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8 years

Akpu is the king in the east Tuwo the king in the north Eba is warden of the west Pounded is king of the 7 kingdoms

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3 years

@Nkosi_Zoo @princessLopie You are mad king and got no one to tell you that

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3 years

@emmchis @midetushbespoke I didn’t. Because my heart takes only one heartbreak per annum and Barca had already filled in that quota. We move.

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1 year

@Folarin_AA Add that him video na

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2 years

@OkwuluStephen @me_folorunsho @zexzy_intrepid ‘You earn it by leaving’ Bless you my guy 🤝🤝

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2 months

@ManLikeLight_ Bro, me sef don tire. Instead make people organize boat cruises and prep for summer, invite the ladies and Gees, have a good time, na lie. Always lamenting

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@J0kester_

4 years

Create a documentary. And let a commentator speak. Gather eye witness accounts and gather sars material. Talk about what could have been avoided and what could have been done. Social engineering through audio and video is the best. Tell your story

TAD of TAD's Kitchen

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4 years

When they move, WE MOVE!! #JosProtest #EndSars

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2 years

@GuessImTj @Ninal_Shetty @ELiMAC_M @DailyLoud The Rheuts

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5 years

@Falilatt_ Went out together and we sat down together while a woman was selling us financial services. She leaned into me and fit perfectly in my embrace and I was so at home with her presence. She became home to me that day

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4 years

@natalie_17 @ackeny @BlasianSays Breast isn’t private. It is just fat mammary glands. Men have breasts too

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4 years

@_THVTGUy_ @kilsupreme @chelle_latrice Her triceps

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3 years

@Getthebagcoach See the hand gesture 🤌

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5 years

Achebe's account of the Biafran war in 'There was a country' was biased and skewered in favor of presenting Ojukwu as the Hero. A more balanced account was given by Frederick Forsythe. Why can't Nigerian writers give objective accounts of this country?

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5 years

@PoliceNG Same thing you do to Common Nigerians. Harass us and some times go as far as shooting citizens in broad daylight. Can you see why most citizens Treat you recent plight with Apathy? Because that is what you guys, policemen do to us. Treat us like lesser beings.

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@J0kester_

4 years

@dotuuun Jesus cursed an olive tree that didn’t bear fruit because he assumed the tree would bear fruits because from A far, he saw how succulent and robust the tree looked

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@J0kester_

2 years

@DavidHundeyin Master Degree student is a member of University board along side the sitting Vice Chancellor? 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

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4 years

@Mr_chebe @BrianJDennis @Elcrucifixio Effort? A+ Equivalence? Gutter Logic

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3 years

@emmchis @midetushbespoke This was me last year when Bayern Played Barca. By the 5th goal,I was already in a sunken place and I was with my babe at that time. She saw me visibly shaken and sad and tried consoling but it didn’t work. Fast forward 3 weeks later, she broke up with me. Do you think I felt it?

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@J0kester_

3 years

@paaullllaa @marrgarritah @ronn_aa Everything Na bounce. Everything na cut off. What happens to assurance and sitting him down to talk ? You think men don’t feel insecure like women? If every time people bounced when you missed a step, life for sweet yea?

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3 years

@IkukuomaC See what Nigerian police men are using Guns for .

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1 year

@Letter_to_Jack They say you didn’t pray enough to manifest or avert it. Con open bible

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3 months

CU boys, take your flowers. Whatever city I have landed on this world, there’s always a CU boy willing to come pick me up at the airport. And 10/10 times, with a soft whip. 💯 Other guys also confirmed it also Take your flowers gents 💐💐💐

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4 years

@lofraval_ojay @_E_vonn @kikiee_ Most strongest? Most survival? This is the audacity they speak of🤝.

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4 months

@AimThaMachine_ @50cent And the background music is the intro to PIMP

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@J0kester_

3 years

@ToyosiGodwin @bigdaddy_ayo Using police for harassment without a court order? But you want make SARS stop wetin them Dey do?

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@J0kester_

3 years

@ShaniceAlethia Same as generational poverty

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@J0kester_

4 years

@shotgun_shellz 50 cent - Many men.

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@J0kester_

3 years

@LeckieLex @_LuQQQ Just like Eli I, the whole flour is packed and put through the sieve. What falls down is the refined product. Same should happen with graduates. Pick everybody as one and do aptitude tests. Let the results surprise you

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@J0kester_

3 years

@topeatiba But why will you ask them to withdraw someone’s degree? I mean years ago I was young and foolish, but this would never have crossed my mind because why?

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@J0kester_

4 years

@Dani_Knope @culta_klash Husband better break his face but you are the one that allowed him get that close and too casual with you. Get a grip

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@J0kester_

4 years

@winkay_ @ItsAdey How much you Dey drop?

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@J0kester_

3 years

@nauzystan Illiax shoots fairy often. I mean he almost made that last goal from a shot during el Clasico

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@J0kester_

4 years

@abbienaija @iamPrince_R Wanna ‘womansplain’ our feelings away?

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@J0kester_

25 days

@OdogwuEq Bro, I find work for 18 months before I finally enter my field. Add a disclaimer also, that provided you have no disability. If you do have, omo, you go suffer die, so better to guide by bringing in plenty money

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@J0kester_

4 years

@Preside1982 @SEzekwesili Are you 13?

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@J0kester_

1 year

Pele O, the unsullied!

@FLEXIBLE QUEEN👸

@flexiblenancy

1 year

Is only happen in southern part of this country where you can never see a girl above 20 that is virgin. So once you marry lady in the south you know You are eating someone else’s cold leftovers,then doing their dishes. I swear to God I'm virgin. And we're plenty in the north.

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4 years

@janetnoye23 @DeLordun @chukaobi @ozzyetomi @tontebriggs ‘what ozzy meant’ crew don land

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@J0kester_

4 years

@therealdaddymo1 @MrOdanz He went as far as saying he wanted to use it to get her attention

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@J0kester_

5 years

@LadyDreyx Since you know it all, tell me when women have ever accepted reaponsibility for anything they have done without blaming extant factors or just about any other but themselves.

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@J0kester_

1 year

@Olamijifamak @Olayemmyy @ShuyiOlutimi This is why they are voting him out

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@J0kester_

5 years

Casually bagging another win. Oil and Gas Economics. We move.

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@J0kester_

3 years

@olumurewa Na because you be the train driver one time Oga Mure

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3 years

@stephie_coco No one is happy being oppressed. They are just unhappy they are not the oppressors

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1 year

@Sakkanel @royzkingin Who do you think Fela will support? Tinubu?

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3 years

@Osi_Suave How does a military plane miss then?

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@J0kester_

4 years

@milli_cent_ @KingNifeIV Call the end Sars number and ask for legal aid

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@J0kester_

2 years

Best Nigerian Author. Read all his books.

IGBO History & Facts

@IgboHistoFacts

2 years

"So long as the bed shakes regularly, the home is at peace" - Chinua Achebe

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1 month

@MilesDoesntCare By the way, Salute to you is Man-speak for Congratulations.

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@J0kester_

1 year

@eldershody @_weyimi If person bring that kind work say na Wetin him Dey use constituency allowance do what will you think about other projects?

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@J0kester_

3 years

@DavidHundeyin E get why Davido call am his boy that year

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2 years

@Oluseg1n1 @EditiEffiong But here you are

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@J0kester_

3 years

@_SirWilliam_ @parrticulars @DavidHundeyin Exactly. Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. Matter of time

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@J0kester_

3 years

@Ssaasquatch Guy, I see am just shake head. Money is what earns you respect with these women

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@J0kester_

1 year

@therealdaddymo1 Packaging!!!!!! You want to give testimony that God did, make the table bountiful like He prepared it for you in the front of your enemies. And then, when the bag goes up, get the table longer and not higher. Let everyone in the circle eat good.

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@J0kester_

4 years

@janetnoye23 @DeLordun @chukaobi @ozzyetomi @tontebriggs Part of education is inferential dedication. If A is equal to B and B is equal to C, then logically A is equal to C. Not everything has to be spelt out in concrete letters for you to understand what someone is trying to say.

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@J0kester_

2 years

@imoteda @Deenike ‘I can only imagine’ them goes ahead to compare her reality to a stranger’s just because she want to make a point. Smh

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@J0kester_

2 years

@_mohammed1salah @praisemosadolu1 @trixpifix @SeanDOlfc Messi didn’t create chances VS. Liverpool? Who created the chance Dembele missed?

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@J0kester_

5 years

@Postsubman @tonyvodkaa Our mothers. Long may the crown stay

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@J0kester_

3 years

@LanceCartier @afcsammm And he delivered.

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@J0kester_

4 years

Sweet boy!! ❤️❤️

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4 years

Everybody is rich on twitter

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4 years

100k is just 5k in disguise. 😩

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@J0kester_

5 years

@Ekene____ Guy, the Bible specifically said David was taking his walk on the rooftop and saw A beautiful woman having her bath and he looked upon her lustfully. Means she has been going there before that time until David decided to loose guard. Are you mad?!!

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@J0kester_

1 year

Cheers to 33 on the +234 side. ‘He who fights and walks away, thinks of how to win another day’ La Dolce Vita.

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@J0kester_

29 days

@mykeels Facts. Even though I lived with my mother and understood her cooking, still can’t replicate her Egusi, because she never properly detailed the whole process. And I agree with you because tell me how many companies has an SOP for every process it undertakes?

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@J0kester_

3 years

@D_iiW Anything yeezy

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@J0kester_

3 years

Nothing about what the babe will do. All she will do here is take affection, date energy, take date, take affection and keep taking because na woman. Kings, never forget. You are still the prize. Be polite but ready to walk away moment you dip energy isn’t both ways. Selah

TheFitPriest.Com| PCOS whisperer

@SelemaEnang

3 years

Dear Nigerian men, If you’re going to ask a woman out on a date. “Mind chilling at, let’s hang, we could chill at, etc.” Are not how to do it. It communicates the consistent noncommittal BS that is tiring. That’s probably why she’s losing interest after you indicate meeting.

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4 years

@evolbackwards Katakuri

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2 years

@_mohammed1salah @praisemosadolu1 @trixpifix @SeanDOlfc There’s no UCL knock-out leg Messi didn’t show up. Until you realize one tree doesn’t make a forest, you will keep attributing failure of a team to one man. But then, C’est La Vie.

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@J0kester_

4 years

@yarbsalocin @JFSo_sylva @somiscellany @oyenikeadekemi @lethal_heroine Morality outside of the legal system. Is subjective and not everyone will agree to it. Some believe somethings are okay and some believe some things are not. If you allow the subjectiveness to stay, then this issue will be polemic till the end of time

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Seniorman

@J0kester_

6 years

There's a reason why I call you a faux intellectual. If you had the range, you would have known that the feminism movement is for advancing women rights. Not about titles. Not about raising shoulders. But everything to you is a reason to shade Nigerian men.

T. Rânkïn'

@AfroVII

6 years

A lot of you Nigerian men don't have the range to discuss this matter. Instead of you to listen, you'll be grabbing your testicles whilst foaming at the mouth. Lol.

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@J0kester_

4 years

@Letter_to_Jack @landon_milan They are fighting, not for freedom for their people or so they say, but freedom to become oppressors. Oshiomole is the freedom fighter of Nigeria

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@J0kester_

4 years

Witnessed a robbery right in front of me at Ojota inwards Magodo. Close to where the police car is stationed. They used matchete on the guy at the front and broke the side mirror of my staff bus. If anyone should ask you why I left Nigeria, tell them Nigeria failed us

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@J0kester_

3 years

@GYARAN644 @maniac8989 You well so? Make e negotiate with terrorist?

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@J0kester_

2 years

@raphousetv2 Hold up. She a white or black woman?

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@J0kester_

2 years

@19WtUNNA_092 @_Ace_Kay @BurgerTHC Ethanol*

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@J0kester_

2 years

@morgmannn @GuessImTj @Ninal_Shetty @DailyLoud 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩🤣🤣

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@J0kester_

4 years

Need. Bad ass graphic designer for a little Job. Buzz me

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@J0kester_

4 years

@sageseid Every religion, culture has the concept of good and bad and a supreme God. Why was Christianity bent on making itself the only Moral compass on good and bad and the one true way? Sounds suspicious as fuck.

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@J0kester_

4 months

+ 1 alhamdulillahi

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@J0kester_

2 years

@raphousetv2 What’s the if for? Try and speak english properly. A former prosecutor says anyone who took a plea ………..

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@J0kester_

3 years

@Adesanmmi @CaramelKemi @LifeOfMogwai Why? Who make these rules? Everyone lives life in ways that are sometimes too random to predict. Do not offer this kind of advice to your younger siblings if you have any. Just tell them not to stress. Life will always happen

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@J0kester_

2 years

@StarShahar @Hurleyj44 @loverofganja96 @shannonsharpeee Humerus* 🌚🌚😂😂😂

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@J0kester_

2 years

@senpaixroro @NEXtMinnieTeena What is this nonsense? Why didn’t he give her part of the rent money and then see if she was responsible with it? Your suggestion makes nonsense seem sensible

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@J0kester_

3 years

@TalkSpotNigeria @DavidHundeyin ‘Little genocide’ is something a wonderful person says? Don’t allow the farce deceive you

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@J0kester_

3 years

@Clan_Clueless @Ms_Tiitii @IFitnessng this man can be a gym instructor.

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1 year

@RealJezzy1 @eurofootcom He couldn’t move his hand because the coach was writing on it.

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@J0kester_

2 years

@lukuenzy @ikpe_nyong @GazetteNGR Broooooo. For Aregbe to talk like this as a serving minister, he knows Tinubu is out of favor with the FG and ruling party.

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@J0kester_

2 years

@DustMagi @okeyjames @AnwarUhuru So those who weren’t allowed to waste juice like this didn’t develop the much needed motor skills? False. Try again.

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@J0kester_

3 years

@realdanielemeka How do people die with their guns perfectly placed on their stomachs?

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3 years

@P_RIZZER_JIGGS @__baileyss Is the younger …… a child?

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3 years

@4eljay @urPapaDeyCraze Him market sell that day to those wey be customers

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@J0kester_

4 years

Now we enter the 3rd Decade. 🎉🎊

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@J0kester_

5 years

@lightgirl70 @obi_hugo @Tolu_ex Lmaooooooooo. Na them oooo

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@J0kester_

3 years

I have never seen an opposition party as disorganized and timid as the present @OfficialPDPNig party. Why can’t you stand up to the ruling party is what I don’t understand. Your next presidential candidate should already be dropping opinion pieces. Use freely available data

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@J0kester_

3 years

@FHEEFS @TayoAFC 25 pairs? You Dey weld?

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@J0kester_

5 months

@elnathan_john I think you are at fault to equate going to school with education. If you went through NYSC, you would have known that sometimes school is just vibes

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@J0kester_

3 years

@LifeOfAbeyLanre @EtuboLion @Numerobet You can actually do your own research. The world is out there for you. Internet and a smart phone and you tube and you learn. Go to you tube and search for ‘how to migrate to (country of your choice)’ . Start from there and work your way up. Good luck to you

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