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@dotuuun

4 years

Armed robbers are so weird, why are you shooting me because I don’t have money?

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@dotuuun

5 years

Imagine being Rihanna's boyfriend. Like you're dating Rihanna. Rihanna is your girlfriend. Just imagine.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Ighalo is playing like all those uncles that’ll see you and your friends playing ball outside that’ll now say “let me feel the ball” and control rubbish . They’ll now say “e don tey”. Then they’ll tell their guys that they’re coming, they just want to “tap” small.

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@dotuuun

3 years

just checked davido's profile on apple music and my god this man has jamssss. proper hits from 2011 till now, what a legend.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Secondary school fights be like: "You're mad" "It's you that's crazy" "You will die" "It's your mother that'll die" *Building rage* "Please, in your life never insult my mother again. You can insult my father and my brothers but not my mother".

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@dotuuun

4 years

Bro, i need January to come ASAP.

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@dotuuun

3 years

Imagine Ka3na and mercy from BBN having an argument, God. even google no go fit translate.

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@dotuuun

4 years

@badthesoundboy it’s so weird, like how is that helping any of us?

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@dotuuun

5 years

Burna, big Sean and Bryson tiller releasing new music at the same time..

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@dotuuun

4 years

Bro, even if a 14 year old moves to you, the onus is on you as the adult or older person to say no. It's not that hard now, abi.

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@dotuuun

4 years

bro, this is the worst. you dey hurt inside and KDB R2 no come dey enter, “the broiner why?!! wetin you dey play nau”. see.

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@Oli_Ekun

4 years

Cos woman shatter your heart no mean say boys no go still beat you for FIFA. All round character development.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Lol. This is the Davido they said will spoil song. Una dey ment.

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@dotuuun

4 years

I swear I almost forgot how good greenwood was in the academy. unreal player.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Tolani baj's youtube intro is so good.

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@dotuuun

4 years

I was at the ATM today and I wanted to withdraw 2k, then there was this really fine babe behind me and she was standing really close to me so she could see what I was doing on the machine. I withdrew 10k instead so I'm going to the bank tomorrow to deposit 8k.

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@dotuuun

7 years

Every day

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7 years

Have you ever woken up and you just feel tired of life ?

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@dotuuun

4 years

how many games have liverpool won with thiago in the starting line up??

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@dotuuun

6 years

Math is actually not as difficult as people make it out to be.

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@dotuuun

1 year

bnxn already dropped gwagwalada and pray, he’s winning 2023 as it stands.

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@dotuuun

4 years

the issue with a lot of men is that they don't want to unlearn, they hate it. and it's largely because most of the things they need to unlearn are things that tilt the power(unfairly) in their favour. If they start to unlearn and restructure things, they'll lose their advantage.

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@dotuuun

2 years

whenever I tell people I've given up on romantic love they think I'm joking, lol. maybe not everyone is meant to experience it in their lifetime and you know what, I'm totally fine with that. the issue now is, I'm beginning to give up on the idea of love in general, for myself.

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@dotuuun

4 years

I hate it when i put an album on shuffle and it plays my favorite song first.

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@dotuuun

4 years

one of burna's best songs.

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@dotuuun

3 years

with the way clothes cost now? If I knock you.

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@dotuuun

4 years

"my name is owolabi stephens, some of knows me, and some of you didn't knew me".

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@dotuuun

4 years

I don't like the way people(mostly men) are dismissing or making fun of the twitter boycott thing. it doesn't affect you, they have what they want to achieve by boycotting, leave them to it. no need to be dropping snide comments and making it look like a stupid idea, it's not.

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@dotuuun

7 years

@unclouting Ain't G-Eazy going nowhere

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@dotuuun

4 years

bro, I have such a HUGE crush on tolani baj. She's like the perfect description of my physical spec.proper babe.

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@dotuuun

3 years

I remember when I saw that sam smith was going to drop a song with burna and I was trying to imagine what it would sound like. Then I heard the song and i was looking forward to burna's part because how was he going to kill this? Then he started singing and I was blown away.

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@dotuuun

4 years

There’s nothing i won’t risk for tolanibaj. nothing.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Dear money,

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@dotuuun

4 years

Just here to remind you that Twice as Tall is clear, in case you forgot.

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@dotuuun

2 years

yeahhh we need to ban covers

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@dotuuun

5 years

omo, you people are fine on this app sha.

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@dotuuun

4 years

I promise I’m not airing you, I just use airtel.

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@dotuuun

2 years

twitter says I liked your tweet but I didn’t like it, I loved it. I love you.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Everybody is just angry on twitter nowadays. People don't even calm down to read tweets, they'll just start hurling abuses and bashing people.

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@dotuuun

8 months

men dey suffer for romantic relationships sha cause all these expectations na only for you.

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@babyyyg___

8 months

Asking your girl to be your valentine instead of assuming>>> the men who get it get it

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@dotuuun

4 years

mandem celebrating winning the lana del rey yunno, lol.

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@dotuuun

4 years

I remember when I dey jam BTS because of babe. the song no sweet me but I go dey talk “OMG, these guys are so good”.

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@dotuuun

3 years

If you're not getting a manger that can go toe-to-toe with the best in the world then there's no point.

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@dotuuun

4 years

If you haven't listened to whoisakin's EP, you're slacking. You've had enough time. Top tier project.

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@dotuuun

4 years

with each passing day, my hatred for this country becomes stronger. I genuinely hate it here.

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@dotuuun

6 years

I'm actually concerned that people find this funny.

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@dotuuun

3 years

FT is one of the most vile places on twitter and it keeps getting worse. no boundaries or limits anymore. just pure hatred and wickedness disguised as "banter".

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@dotuuun

3 years

Lmaoo just remembered these 2 brazilian lads joined our sec school and everyone immediately assumed they could play ball. one was in jss2 then and we used to pick him during five-a-side, we were in SS2. imagine everyone's shock when we saw how ass they both were.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Neymar is clear of kaka pls, don't let nostalgia or whatever deceive you. Kaka had the better career but ability wise, neymar is better.

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@dotuuun

4 years

They’re raping them, denying them opportunities, treating them as inferior human beings and they’re acting out because of these things but because they called you trash everything is equal?? You’re mad.

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@dotuuun

4 years

the funny thing is, I believe in God. I know there's a God, and I'm sure he's powerful. I just have so many questions because a lot of things don't make sense, and everything just get summed up as "the mystery of God". I need answers.

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@dotuuun

6 years

I'm making my first million this year. Speaking it into the universe.

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@dotuuun

4 years

the lack of objectivity on FT nowadays. everybody wants to banter and push agendas. It’s so tiring.

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@dotuuun

4 years

someone quoted this thing saying how men have been largely responsible for innovations and inventions and all of that, how does that nullify the numbers here? or is it ojoro cancel ojoro? is it good cancel evil? all of a sudden duality of humans doesn't exist again? Pls abeg.

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@dotuuun

3 years

squid game but you have to score in your first 5 league appearances of the season. Argentina would have lost another #10 😔.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Manchester United FC

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@dotuuun

3 years

Lol, I walk into a room and automatically assume I'm smarter or more intelligent than at least 60% of the people there and I'm right most of the time.

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@dotuuun

2 years

that ruger's unreleased has been playing in my head all day.

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@dotuuun

4 years

One thing this night showed me is that you people are hilarious on this app. My chest dey pain me.

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@dotuuun

4 years

"it will pass".

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@Sxmto_

4 years

"It will pass" is what I whisper deep down to myself when shit isn't going right, but sometimes it still feels like the thing no wan come gree pass again oh.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Cos it’s my birthday and I’m 20.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Thank God things like this don’t happen on FM. Cos Laptops will be broken.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Lol i remember when i first got into Ckcc, whenever they were reading the mass intentions I was always hearing “anonymous is praying for ..” and I was always wondering who anonymous was and why he was always praying for everybody. I thought there was a senior named anonymous.

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@dotuuun

6 years

You want to love me and you don't have money?? Have you seen me?? Have you seen how handsome I am?? Lol, no thanks.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Women are telling you people to open up to them and some of you are actually doing it? anything you see after, just take it like that.

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@dotuuun

7 years

@Georgesketch The killer did it. The killer did it

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@dotuuun

6 years

"Okay I dead now" 😭😭😭😭

All Around Nigeria 🌍🇳🇬

@AllAroundNGR

6 years

I CAN’T EVEN 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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@dotuuun

6 years

see this school thing? I'm tired. Like my brain is actually paining me.

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@dotuuun

2 years

there's nothing wrong with having sex with your friends, it's just sex. it's like playing video games together, a recreational activity.

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@dotuuun

6 years

If you want to grow as a person, you have to gauge people's opinions about you. Some are helpful to your growth as a person. Don't let twitter fool you.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Wande coal has such a terrible PR team.

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@dotuuun

3 years

man, poverty breaks my heart so much. I hate how unfair life is, especially given the fact that nobody asked for any of this. nobody asked to be here.

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@Postsubman

3 years

- Residents struggles for goody packs in Makoko, Lagos.

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@dotuuun

4 years

The fact that a lot of these “older generation” people are unconcerned about this thing is really so annoying, do they realise the people these animals are killing are their children? Or does it have to affect them personally before they care? #EndSARS

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@dotuuun

4 years

how do you people stan people? I get liking a certain person( artiste, footballer, actor etc) but how do you keep defending them and fighting for them even when it's clear to see that there's a problem with them?? it'll always baffle me.

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@dotuuun

4 years

this country is so unsafe, everyone just goes out in the morning hoping today isn't their unlucky day because anything can happen to you anytime and you won't even see it coming. one minute you're jamming MIL in your car, next thing a container falls on your car. hate it here.

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@dotuuun

5 years

Nas and Damian Marley- patience. One of the best songs ever recorded

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@dotuuun

3 years

I would love to meet Nigerian women within the ages of 24-35 that make at least 300k a month and have an interest in dating younger guys. It's for an article I'm writing for zeekoko magazine. Please if you're one of them or you know anyone you can reply under this tweet/DM me.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

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@kyliebae13

8 years

Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait

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@dotuuun

5 years

Lol. We cut grass because we harmonized a song. During mass.

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@dotuuun

1 year

words can’t describe how much i despise watching this guy play football. one of the worst players i’ve ever seen.

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@dotuuun

4 years

this taking the knee before each game should be stopped, it has lost its significance. it's not by force, there are other ways to show support.

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@dotuuun

3 years

the only place your spit should be in is your mouth. why are you transferring it to another person's mouth all in the name of being "nasty", are you mad???

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@dotuuun

4 years

Even when you like someone, there are some days you guys don't really talk much or have a lot to talk about yeah? Like "boring days", yeah?

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@dotuuun

4 years

I know we all love to banter footballers and all but a lot of them really go through mental breakdowns and it affects their performances.

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@dotuuun

3 years

contrary to what people say on twitter, babes dey settle bills(when it involves men), a lot. and they mostly don't talk about it to protect the guys' ego and all. One group of babes I'm sure of that do it steady is Yoruba babes, as long as they like you.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Neymar after tonight’s match

Anthony Azekwoh

@AnthonyAzekwoh

4 years

Can’t lie, I actually sabi this work.

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@dotuuun

3 years

the messi vs ronaldo debate has always been a weird one. the only discussion to be had is about who you prefer(for whatever reasons), not who's the better footballer because one person is OBVIOUSLY better than the other.

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@dotuuun

4 years

my own is, you people that like the idea of the super league because you'll get to watch the biggest teams battle every week, don't you think the excitement won't be the same? I mean the fact that we don't get "big games" every week is one of the reasons for the hype around them

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@dotuuun

7 years

All these controversies. First Wizkid and Davido. Now Rob & Chyna. Just distracting us from anticipating the release of GOT this month😏

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@dotuuun

5 years

the bad thing about this new buju jam is that it’s too short

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@dotuuun

7 years

Really don’t see any similarities between Cee-C and Tboss. #BBNaija

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@dotuuun

4 years

Imagine living with sheldon cooper during a pandemic.

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@dotuuun

3 years

Imagine them doing MET gala in nigeria. women will put effort and go all out with their dressing while the men go just wear trad, Lmaoo.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Just imagine me trying to make a change and it’s saying “sorry gaffer, I don’t want to come off “. I’ll just know I’m buying new Laptop.

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@dotuuun

6 years

Thank God things like this don’t happen on FM. Cos Laptops will be broken.

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@dotuuun

10 months

nobody is stopping men from expressing their own displeasure sha. let women deal with the consequences of your own reaction too.

Charles Njoku

@madebycharles

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This thing is funny and sad sha. Men are guiding and lying and find ways to cope rather than communicating. Just because they don't want to deal with the consequences of women's reaction to it. But women won't hesitate to communicate their displeasure. Who do men this thing?

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@dotuuun

4 years

Lmao did I just see a T-shirt for 106,000 naira on ashluxe?

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@dotuuun

4 years

"allow, allow". "one two, play with me. no force ball".

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@dotuuun

3 years

Lmaoo man. Imagine your girl running round the pitch and making tackles like ruben dias.

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@dotuuun

4 years

Whoever writes the storylines for my dream is really really creative.

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@dotuuun

4 years

texting has become such a chore for me. I really struggle to keep up nowadays.

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