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not a furry, a real one - art by @xussirix

Chicago, IL
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@ItsKojot
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I should not have joked about my McDonald’s having a meth lab in the back
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They turned Greek alphabet characters into symbols to differentiate all the different ways you can end up on the Sex Offender Registry
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The damage this event and everything about it has done for the image of nuclear energy is unbelievable
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You guys hate the fact that civilians can own guns and call gun owners bloodthirsty psychopaths while you say that my family who were killed by communists “deserved it” It’s you in that pine box and I’m putting you in it
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Post the funniest video in your phone😂
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@ItsKojot
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Where in the fuck in NYC would there be a wheat field Get this AI bullshit outta here
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Some of the most haunting photos ever taken. A thread 🧵 1.) The Twin Towers from a wheat field in Manhattan.
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@OtterMayham127 I should have said “in Minecraft” at the end of my joke Definitely would have prevented my boy Jimmy (who was tripping on PCP) from being tazed 3 times
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Saekdong is a traditional Korean pattern you ignorant fucking dipshit
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I genuinely didn’t think that there were wheat fields in nyc I’m sorry lmao
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Vaush
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@ItsKojot
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This tweet somehow blew up No weird vibrator promo here Follow these artists Commission them too if you can @-CoffeeAndHyenas @/cherryfizz123 @/emm_woof
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What the fuck were they thinking when they made this shit
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@cloverfloof05 Every time communism has been attempted, it always ends up becoming an authoritarian dictatorship where civilians are unarmed and their basic human rights are violated The Idea of it is appealing, but human nature prevents communism from actually being able to work
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@ItsKojot
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The fully automatic .50AE Desert Eagle I’ve always joked about in 5th Grade is real
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@heretic_critter They here for the McMethamphetamine
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@Koolino6 This feels like a Family Guy cutaway The audio isn’t original, but this edit is funnier than the original
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You only win when the person you sent up comes back alive in one piece Sending a whole astronaut up and only getting back a charred bone from space doesn’t count
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@__Inkless In my defense I was drunk as shit last night and just tired as fuck How the fuck you expect any rando to know there was a wheat field in New York City Shit sounds like fish breathing on land shit
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@Nate_McMurray @gunpolicy You aren’t doing anything bro
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@sudbarx My grandfather fled China in 1949 after the end of the revolution The family he left behind had to live through the Great Leap Forward, the CCP and its incompetence caused a famine that took the lives of my great uncle and his son
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Don’t you have another bed to shit on
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If you unironcally agree with this post you should consider chemical castration
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@ItsKojot
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Yes, animals can show affection But that does not mean they want to engage in sexual behavior with you You people are no different from those weirdos who think women want to fuck them because she was nice to them
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because love knows no species <3 #zootwt
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missed the point completely
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Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?
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“just use a broom” “Isn’t that too harsh” Shut up retard, they’re wasps, they deserve it
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Some of y’all furry people should be be on permanent house arrest the way y’all fuck anyone anywhere with complete disregard for other people and wonder why we get called weird I will never go to cons because of this shit
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@ItsKojot
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The name of the pattern is literally the name of the blueprint
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I want to keep one of these bitches as a pet They look adorable I’d pet the fuck out one of these
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@cat_with_bowl Would you like to SuperSize that
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@PatAmphibia @Bottoxie @OtterMayham127 Bruh Fuck it we saying “in Fortnite” or something Idk
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@Bottoxie @OtterMayham127 Fuck it Grand Theft Auto 5 Or whatever The FBI doesn’t let us have shit
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First it’s dogs now it’s guns Why can’t white women have sex with humans
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I mean this.. from the bottom of my heart. 💔💔💔
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Crazy how the dude who saved photos of me when I was 17 acted so cocky about it until he got arrested for fucking roadkill and beating his dog while looking like a tier 3 Pokimane sub who jerks his shit to her streams
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@ItsKojot
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You don’t stop your car in front of someone else’s and bum rush the driver’s window in Illinois unless you’re an actual retard People carjack all the time in my state, especially in the city, you don’t block off someone else and run up on the driver and expect a kind response
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Holy shit, he pulled a gun out. This is the country Republicans want.
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@ItsKojot
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On today’s episode of things that didn’t happen
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Cop pulled me over and I accidentally handed him my fucking furry ID at first instead of my drivers license because it was in the front pocket of my wallet 💀
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My profile picture is supposed to be animated, but Elon hasn't made that a paid feature yet By @RoxxieKitsune
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My mother was born in China and my family spread out throughout China and Taiwan I have a citizenship still active in Taiwan until 2025 But according to the weeaboo, I’m no longer Asian because my parents chose to emigrate to the US What’s up fellow crackers
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MangoHyena posted this the other day but then deleted it I guess this is literally me
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@1KawIguy @sudbarx Malnutrition caused by a failed attempted at collectivization is not “natural cause”
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The people who claim to be veterans while being anti 2A are usually the ones who held non-combat MOS positions while never being deployed Your opinion means nothing
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I’m a veteran, a hunter, and I was a better shot than most Republicans in Congress. I believe the Second Amendment. But I also believe that our first responsibility is to keep our kids safe.
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This was the guy who thought he was untouchable until his own friends found him to be beyond disgusting and exposed everything down to his insecurities
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My brother bullies me for having a fursona but this is his ass I could smack his dumbass and he’d start crying
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I don’t know if you knew this or not, but we don’t shoot cows in the head NKVD style to harvest their milk
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Grow a pair and stop falling for the fearmongering bullshit on the news
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Bringing this one back
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How do I say this The political stickers contradict the weed and pride stickers The ideology that the owner of this laptop supports would imprison, or put them to death for their gender identity and marijuana use Fuck you mean “go to the gulag” you’re going there too
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This new generation of gangbangers have no honor whatsoever they target innocents and people who aren’t even involved and then wonder why they in jail loyalty has never been heard of, you could grow up in the same block, rep the same set and still get snaked by your own people
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Gangsters are now kid napping their enemies dogs and holding them hostage… this is so sad.
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Making myself a delicious smoothie
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Y’all ain’t making me mad y’all just proving my point
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I like to stay away from the overly effeminate “uwu” furries for several reasons their cute personality is almost always a facade to hide their true nature, which usually shows itself more and more as time goes on
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@shreddyfox Art by @/Tirrelous
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@PoorlyAgedStuff I ain’t playing
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@jungle_j1m @sudbarx Whatever you say, red fascist Your revolution is never coming, not even long after you return to dust, denying the wrongdoings of a failed ideology and insulting people does nothing but destroy any chance that anyone sane will want to associate with someone like you
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Christmas came early
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Offset iron sights This account has to be run by some retard
@GunloverClub1
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British Bren MK II . How can you aim when mag in the way ? Never seen this before.
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Porsche is an established performance brand Xiaomi makes phones Buying a car from a phone company is like buying bbq chicken from a company that make toilet paper
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Who understands capitalism?
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@OLIVER_AZRAEL Why would I need to cope? My country didn’t collapse in 1991 Our nuclear reactors aren’t exploding and leaving 1k+ square miles of land uninhabitable, displacing thousands of civilians because unlike the Soviets, our contractors are aware of the consequences of cutting corners
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Protesters will destroy everyone else’s property but the government’s
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France 🇨🇵 on 🔥🔥🔥 🔊
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@Max3605344675 A felon, actually
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wtf...
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Dude gonna have to watch his back for this rest of his life Gangbangers have fragile egos, and if you beat them at anything they’ll kill your ass over it
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Sappho’s Car reveal
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@ChaseWeaver_ Well, I’d assume graphite tips because communist governments are known cut corners that lead to the collapse of their own government
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You’re not a sigma male You’re 15
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“I have a buff wolf fursona”
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Bruh
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@jutoputo The RKMB reactor was designed by Russia
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I think the person who made this comic should be tied to a wooden post and stoned to death
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Again, why do people hype up the McRib so much every time it comes back
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The MAP community does not encourage each other to get therapy They encourage each other to offend
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Been clean from meth and opioids for damn near 9 months now Family let me back in a while back at 3 months and I’ve had a mostly stable life for the past few months
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Trad accounts are annoying
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The cartridge itself is smaller than my hand, and the bullet is the size of a pea Do you know how dumb you sound right now?
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The groomer who saves photos of underage kids is back
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@ash_ashash_ash I’m for neither, I’m opposed to people showing praise to people like Stalin or Mao, they were no different than Hitler Believe in what you think works, just do it without praising people who were killing millions of innocent people
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@VlCTORIANCHILD Why in the fuck are you using a photo of me to promote shit without my permission
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Y’all won’t believe this
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Choose your fighter
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I did some googling myself
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@KEEMSTAR
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You guys keep telling me to date someone my own age. I googled “39 year old woman”. I will not be listen to you guys. If you remember where you were on 9/11 I’m not interested.
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Jerked off to too much femboy porn
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She found out I wasn’t a minor anymore
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Personal experience Friend goes Christian and invites me to church, me wanting to cross off my bucket list, I smoke a blunt and get picked up off the shits My friend introduces me and tells everyone there I’m homeless, and they prayed for me exactly like this
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This is what indoctrination looks like…
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This is one of my favorite art pieces that I’ve commissioned It embodies my love for firearms and my love for goofy ahh clothing
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It’s common knowledge that sex offenders shouldn’t have guns
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Who gave her a shotgun!?
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Duck pants.
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9/11 for porn addicts
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Zoophile Community
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Scary black rifle
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Pedophiles should not be allowed near children. No, it is not debatable, and no, it is not a "hot take". The fact that this needs to be said is sad. If "MAPs" wanted us to believe that they were trying to get help, they wouldn't be following minors who identify as "AAM".
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I have a welding qualification and I was banned from my high school welding shop for making an open bolt sub machine gun I can save that lower
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It’s done. #OneLess AR-15 in the world.
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