There is an inverse relationship between how much I loved this special and how much I want to spend even a second of time in a closed space with a group of people who also loved this special.
I need every movie theater to do one Morning Movie. I could totally see a movie at 9am and then just go about my day, energized by the power of cinema.
Watched my son wrestle with the urge to step on the sandcastles another kid made. He fought valiantly with the primal desire to destroy that which was not his and, ultimately, decided to leave them be. It was like a 30-second Terrence Malick film.
Did a show this morning where I spotted a person in a Pizza John shirt who had a Mountain Goats lyric in his bio at an event for Mini Cooper enthusiasts and nothing has ever made more sense.
I think it’s time we admit that the mugshot was not as funny as we hoped it would be. From this week’s tweets it’s pretty clear that no one’s heart is really in it. I’m sure we’ll find the inspiration somewhere, but I think we can take a couple days off to regroup and try again.
Just signed Florence Pugh to star in my new film about a sentient love robot whose only flaw is her overly loud cooling fan. It’s called “Don’t Whir, E-Darling”
I wrote a song using every tweet where someone accidentally typed “Bagel Bikes” when they meant to type “Bagel Bites” on Twitter and
@alex_engelberg
turned it into an 80s synth power jam.
I genuinely think it’s one of the best things I’ve ever been a part of.
I got a comment on one of my videos that said “I don’t think you’re as funny as you think you are.” And like...yeah...I think I’m insanely funny....The level of delusion I have to maintain just to get out of bed in the morning would crush a normal man.
Ken Jennings: Before he was president, Donald Trump touted his business prowess in a book called “The Art Of-“ this.
Jerry Seinfeld: What is “The Deal?”
@roramdin
It’s extra bad cuz he always presented himself as like, the anti-David Dobrik and that kind of Youtuber, but he’s handling all of this EXACTLY like them
“My prediction is that Waffle House Chair Lady will get Milkshake Ducked as quickly as Shrimp Tail Cereal Guy was,” said the man as he careened through a divider at full speed in his 2003 Toyota Camry.
Worst meme formats ranked
10. Every
9. meme format
8. is equally
7. bad because
6. it gives unfunny
5. people a
4. paint-by-numbers
3. approach to
2. comedy
1. This one
This song from “I Think You Should Leave” has been on my heart the past couple weeks and I just had to do a cover. I hope it helps you as much as it’s helped me.
Kinda sucks that Bigfoot had one of the biggest viral videos of all time, but he was never able to replicate that success.
A real cautionary tale for content creators
@emmabaccellieri
Hey that’s me! Glad you enjoyed the song as it was my first foray into singing about a real athlete instead of Gordon Bombay or Stan Podelack from Space Jam.
About a year and a half ago, I went over to
@DanPovenmire
’s house to write a song for his show Hamster and Gretel and tomorrow the song debuts on Disney channel at 10am.
That’s one item off the bucket list.
Me when I’m blindly offering advice:
I don’t know who needs to hear this…
Me when the guy on third tries to stop me from telling the guy on first a devastating truth:
I Don’t Know, Who needs to hear this!
Apparently this glaring Space Jam error has been addressed in a
@HDTGM
episode, but I hadn’t heard it and, thus, have spent the last 48 hours wondering if I’m alone in exposing this monumental flaw.
@hankgreen
Like when you tell your parents that someone hurt your feelings and then that person comes to apologize and you just KNOW your parent told their parent.
Roughly 100 competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo yesterday for their first annual “Space-out Competition”
Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.
Ok so Quibi has given me an idea.
What if we just allowed EVERYONE to make ONE, billion-dollar mistake once in their lives with no consequences instead of just rich, Hollywood guys?
Like, everybody gets to take a huge, massively stupid swing and see how it goes.
Sound good?