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cris

@goldfiregodking

3 months

did i serve here

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@goldfiregodking

2 months

buying another vape

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@goldfiregodking

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we get it girl

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@goldfiregodking

9 months

purple wiggle i need you so bad

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

“warmongering oppenheimer” media literacy is dead and we killed it

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@goldfiregodking

5 months

damn john leguizamo monkey open all da way up

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john leguizamo in summer of sam

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@goldfiregodking

2 months

flaunting your status as texas roadhouse community hole is hilarious

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unknowingly h**ked up w 2 boys that work at the same texas roadhouse im ctfu

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

having “gym” or “sex” be your only personality trait as a gay man can be a little annoying but no one talks about the most obnoxious of all: a gay guy whose only personality trait is “academia”

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@goldfiregodking

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@goldfiregodking

2 months

@Nacre_DieNasty furious!

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@goldfiregodking

9 months

@em8lee oh i love building up a narrative. a storyline. a good call out necessitates a through line

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@goldfiregodking

8 months

quit acting like a puppy… 😩 FUCK! 😫

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@goldfiregodking

7 months

whatever dude..

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@goldfiregodking

3 months

are we 13 what the fuck is going on lol

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@SaiB0i

3 months

if we kissing you can touch my boner, don’t overthink it lol, i am kissing you for a reason

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@goldfiregodking

2 months

@yomomma_hous3 will there be vapes there?

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@goldfiregodking

6 months

@hugefarm radically changed how the audiences views this genre of queen and introduced “weaponizing their BFAs” into the show lexicon… groundbreaking really

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

i used to go by queer cause i was like “aw it’s so inclusive” and then i realize some of y’all really QUEER and i ain’t all that so… i guess i’m just gay

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

BLAH blah blah

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@goldfiregodking

6 months

@emmarobcerts thank you for finally confirming this

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@goldfiregodking

8 months

HALLELUJAH!!

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@goldfiregodking

11 months

@iamstupid420 he said quick let me list every poc I can think of

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

took this awhile back and never posted… if u even care..

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

POTION SELLER!!!!!!!

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

ground type trainer today..

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@goldfiregodking

5 months

husband referred to his fwb as his “little boyfriend”… i always get what i want

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@goldfiregodking

5 months

darth penis

@bobsredmilf

5 months

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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@goldfiregodking

7 months

WHEN I GO TO THE CLUB I WANNA HEAR THOSE CLUB CLASSICS!!!!!

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@goldfiregodking

3 months

accidental pit

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@goldfiregodking

6 months

sent this semi thirst trap to oomf (still unopened thnx) but i think everyone deserves to see me during a mega dehydrated comedown

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

@hereliesdavid “first queer animatronic”

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

@WTFJXR63 were we all not just reminded about keeping work separate from play

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@goldfiregodking

3 months

crossover event of the year

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@goldfiregodking

3 months

5 years… love using my husband to dunk on random twitter gays

𝐒𝐓☆𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐘

@certifiedmeloo

3 months

gay relationships never last…

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

mind you i was loving and vibing here

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@goldfiregodking

3 months

what the fuck is up

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@goldfiregodking

9 months

is this anything

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@goldfiregodking

5 months

@Jolly_Blaziken oomf enough is enough

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@goldfiregodking

8 months

Squirt is not pee!!!. It’s Womenade 🍋🍋💯

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

i guess the apple could turn yellow or green…….

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

whoaaaa

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

mhm… mhm…

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@goldfiregodking

5 months

I CANT RELATE… TO DESPERATION!!!

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

not the post-date public statement

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@goldfiregodking

7 months

i smelled so good

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@goldfiregodking

6 months

i wanna go home

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@goldfiregodking

7 months

checking every thirst trap on the tl to see if they follow back… if not immediate unfollow. i am not a fan or groupie for ur thot page, whore…

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

im milky…..

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@goldfiregodking

2 months

how does he have time to have three boyfriends, an OF, and an irritatingly constant online presence… at some point you gotta respect the hustle

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2 months

even the most prolific of waterboarders couldn’t get me to say this

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@goldfiregodking

30 days

soooo many of y’all tweet this same shit every week how are y’all not out meeting each other and letting the rest of us fuck in peace

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1 month

Gay dating is extremely difficult when gay culture is all about hooking up. I’ll try to talk to guys and try to get to know them. Then they’ll ask me to “come over” or “spend the night.” I decline the offer knowing what that means from past experiences. Then they ghost you lol

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

carry a big stick, a huge tool

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@goldfiregodking

2 years

didnt think it was possible to make cringey porn until i discovered this dude

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@goldfiregodking

11 months

when i was a kid my mom told me never to wear socks or underwear with holes in them cause if you get in a car accident and get flung out the window they’re going to see the holes and laugh when they’re identifying ur body

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11 months

the beautiful thing about men is that all of us have at least one pair of underwear like this that we continue to wear instead of buying new ones. They are known as Old Glories and must be destroyed in a military style ceremony

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@goldfiregodking

10 months

OKAYYYY

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@goldfiregodking

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

wanna skate?

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

how u poly but single 🤨 let’s get 1 and then we can consider multiple..

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

this lighting makes my skin look like melting clay

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

oomf soup

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@goldfiregodking

9 months

boo

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@goldfiregodking

1 year

my friend 🧍🏽‍♂️ here doesn’t get a lot of likes ❤️ online 💻 because he isn’t conventionally attractive… 🧟‍♂️💔😢 can you LIKE 💗 and SHARE 🔄 this tweet 🦜to show him that UGLY gays 🧟‍♂️🌈🏳️‍🌈 deserve love 💗❤️ too? 🤩🥰

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@goldfiregodking

8 months

OK. I need this Old Man

cris

@goldfiregodking

8 months

ive got something really annoying and cliche to tweet

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@goldfiregodking

4 months

yeah

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@goldfiregodking

24 days

have u seen us?

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@TeyTeysoBOUGIE

25 days

boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics boyfriend pics Because some of you skip this EVERYTIME and you’re in

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