You want 0 views?
Write boring hooks.
It works 100% of the time.
You want 1,000,000,000 views?
Here's exactly what you need to do:
Leverage FOMO.
What's FOMO you ask?
The "Fear Of Missing Out."
✦ I'm quitting X.
✦ 99% of people fail because of 1 thing.
✦ You're missing