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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
This Cardi B meme is the only one I’ve found continuously funny
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@ItsASecrxt
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8 years
Ignore the beginning and listen to this pointless story 😅😂
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@ItsASecrxt
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6 years
I hate when people are unnecessarily rude. I don’t care what mood you’re in. Unless I’ve done something to you personally, there’s no need to be rude.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
That is set 8 behaviour being displayed in the first pic.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
There’s no way in fiery hell that I’m willing to accept that this isn’t Will Smith posing as a boots worker
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6 years
Tell me David from Boots Westfield don't look like Will Smith 😂😂
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Why do people say oxtails? The plural of oxtail is oxtail 🤣
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But if I touch a bus lane for 2 secs I get a ticket
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Big CCTV London and they can’t find a tErrOrIST,,, do better sis
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@ItsASecrxt
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3 years
Stay away from miserable people honestly. Especially those who openly show their horrendous vibes on a daily basis
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@ItsASecrxt
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2 years
To my guys it’s okay to love your girlfriend, we ain’t future & the jungle is crazyyyy. Hold onto what you’ve got! Heed my warning 😂
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
These joints & werther’s original were the best for car journeys
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6 years
Childhood fammm 😭😭😭
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@ItsASecrxt
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2 years
People don’t realise that knowing when to be silent is also a sign of intelligence
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@ItsASecrxt
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2 years
What’s said on here and what’s happening on the skreets are 2 different things
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If you’re ugly you’re ugly, no amount of rolex’s and range’s will make you appear any sexier.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
I just offered my mum a lift to the train station and she declined it 😂 all because she has new trainers she wants to walk in. Let everyone see ya drip Mama
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
You people without online/mobile banking do my head in
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@ItsASecrxt
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3 years
This is why I say don’t argue with guys under 21 😂
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
5 years
Your parents were not pregnant for 9 months for you all to be embarrassing yourselves in such a manner.
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@ItsASecrxt
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5 years
I like you Ghanaians, shout out you lot. 👊🏾 some of the nicest people I come across.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
7 years
£200 is basically broke can't lie
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
School days were fun, I remember there were mornings I’d be getting ready and genuinely do some self reflection & think “I’m going to behave today and do my work”
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@ItsASecrxt
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6 years
There’s a difference between meeting someone’s mum & saying hi to her because she’s in the house 😂
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He’s an idiot but he’s got excellent bike control 🤣
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
2 years
95% of the UK are getting paid.
@Phil_Lewis_
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If someone offered you $5000 to drive a car around the corner and back, But as you get in, you look down and you see this: are you getting paid or no?
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@ItsASecrxt
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2 years
Clubhouses & Twitter spaces are proof that a lot of people have insanelyyyyy horrendous vibes. How do they argue day in and day out wtf.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
People who pass their test auto only usually tend to be shit drivers 😂 they just aren’t as vigilant as us guys who had learn to check the mirrors while holding the biting point on a hill by a zebra crossing with a roundabout after it.
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6 years
My mum raised me well. I done all my wrongs on my own.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
If you’re gnna unfollow/delete me off 1 form of media I’ll finish off the job n remove you off the rest b
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It takes 1 crook in the family to create generational wealth.
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
I hated you people that couldn’t read out loud properly
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
5 years
Smoking in general 🙅🏾‍♂️
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
9 years
Sorry but I had to share how tight my bredrins jeans are with you guys
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PJ
7 years
Saddest part about death is that life still goes on with or without you.
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PJ
5 years
If a guy is about to sell his PS4, just know he’s on his last legs 😂😂😂
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
3 years
Lool I remember one of my guys asked me “why man’s chillin with these girls they ain’t on nothing” I was like my brudda they’re my bredrins bro they’re not meant to be
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PJ
6 years
Still need to try Crepes n Cones for my own personal review
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
5 years
I will stop eating pork when I’m ready to stop. Until then oink oink motherfuckers
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PJ
9 years
Ngl being nice just gets you violated 😅
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It means end of convo imo
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this is NOT a response btw
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@ItsASecrxt
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6 years
There’s no timeframe you need to succeed by. Your time is your time.
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6 years
Air pods but your house is cold.
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PJ
5 years
Call me weird but if someone doesn’t want to be in my life I’d let them leave, no matter who. Take it as a sign of me not caring if you want but it’s how I am, I will not beg anyone to stay around me.
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PJ
8 years
Being rude and being real are 2 totally different things. Don't confuse the 2.
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PJ
6 years
Someone’s MCM chased a little chinese lady in an alleyway whilst growling at her
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6 years
How can you hate on your friend progressing?
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7 years
Parents evenings were the worst days of my school life 😂
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@ItsASecrxt
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9 years
People need to realise there's a difference between knowing people and having friends. I know a lot of people but I know who my friends are.
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7 years
Can't lie, if you r my gf and u publicly say you're single over something silly you'll remain single
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7 years
3 my boy, he’s not in jail he’s just in a relationship he didn’t agree to.
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PJ
6 years
Boohoo’s clothing looks good from time to time but their quality is the worst I’ve ever seen/owned. 😅
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The guy in the red went to kick him then said “nah, it needs more power” then stepped back to get the momentum he wanted 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PJ
6 years
People always want you to open up about issues that you’ll still have to deal with yourself. I’d rather not, because all I’ve done is tell you and it’s still not sorted.
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PJ
3 years
Developed this weird zone of not wanting to talk to people whatsoever lately. Literally cba
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
Rich homie and Young thug together used to make the absolute finest of art on a track
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PJ
7 years
I’m or I am. Some of you are really out here saying am.
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PJ
6 years
the candles is one thing but a man saw a girl doing the triple bye bye birdie and went to sleep 😂
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PJ
5 years
Anyone who likes this has no say on what music is good or not ever again.
@adzbanks1
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Abigail & IvorianDoll are actually cold😳❄️
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PJ
9 years
UK Afrobeats is becoming all the same now. I'm tired of hearing girls making you dey craze
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PJ
9 years
Carnival in the rain. You lot are gonna develop some new kinda illness, Whine flu.
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PJ
6 years
Get mad once and people start talking about true colours. No motherfucker, you put me in a bad mood.
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7 years
Just because of how much I love my own mum this is rattling me. How could u hit your own mum
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6 years
Sorry but it’s by force
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PJ
8 years
A lot of girls don't realise, bare man aren't their friends 😅
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PJ
6 years
Lock me up & throw away the key
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PJ
6 years
Need to learn how to hold in my laughter
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PJ
2 years
RIP Chris Kaba
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PJ
7 years
I want my first child to be my partners first child too. 🤔
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PJ
7 years
Bare man are just frauds, only ring man when they want a motive. Why do you think I lodge you? When I'm going through my shit u ain't around
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PJ
2 years
If a man is talking to an 18 year old and his excuse is “it’s legal” that means the ONLY thing stopping him from going lower in age is the law. Disgusting guys.
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PJ
5 years
Oh she playin she victim card aye 😂 why do so many white women do this? Antagonise you, then behave like the situation came from no where.
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7 years
Had a rough year but I pray it ends on a better note...
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
6 years
Funnier in person
@Framezshochin
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Are you funny?
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3 years
Me at 17? I was just vibes and trainers don’t ask me about financial stability back then I just did what I had to 😂😂😂
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PJ
3 years
She tried to Way 2 sexy her way out of it at the end. Smh
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PJ
7 years
Imagine waking your son up in the morning and making sure he’s ready to catch the bus on time for him to be doing this shit at school
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PJ
6 years
Is it just me that find people who comment on celebrities posts weird? 😅
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PJ
6 years
You lot trust people who’d choose Adidas over Nike?
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@ItsASecrxt
PJ
9 years
If I ever found the memory card from my Blackberry. Game over 🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾🙅🏾
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PJ
6 years
If you’re considered my mate, no matter where I am or who I’m with, I will greet you. I don’t like this selective/sometimeish stuff people do, it’s too fake.
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PJ
6 years
There are people out there who don’t like plantain n I’m scared of them.
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PJ
8 years
It's mad bare girls wear wigs now. Before uni I thought wigs were only for elderly women.
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7 years
Weirdest people are the people who make plans with me and expect me to still stick to those plans with no prior communication
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6 years
“You don’t shout me” “You don’t bring me in” Holla at yourself & bring yourself in, when you’re doing your thing I know my name isn’t on your mind
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6 years
You men that beat up/hit your partner, fam. I don’t get it. Why would you even want to hurt her? Some serious underlying issues there.
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PJ
7 years
You know J Hus' album is gonna tear up the streets
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PJ
6 years
Roddy Ricch I’m sorry but your die young song is a complete no no from me
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2 years
Nothing prepares you for when you start looking at your parents for who/how they are as people instead of just Mum and Dad. Slaps you like a brick.
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7 years
Trust me, I don't EVER forget something someone's done to me. I MAY forgive dependant on what it is but I never forget a single disrespect.
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7 years
Lmao I don’t see what’s wrong with paying for what you actually bought
@BiKeR626
iCherry 2.0
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We are splitting the bill equally when we go out as mates. Stop being childish.
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6 years
In a lot of circumstances yeah unfortunately. I forgive easily.
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7 years
Wish I could change my snapchat username lol
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8 years
You think you know people, until they drink sparkling water with pride & you've got to question their character.
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5 years
Anyone who thinks you can share grills has never seen the process of a grill being made.
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4 years
Winter jacket search mode
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7 years
I hate when Africans call me Jamaican then I tell them I’m not Jamaican, I’m Bajan. Then they go on to say “same thing” are you stupid or are you stupid? If I say a Ghanaian and a Nigerian are the “same thing” I’d get called mad.
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6 years
Oi her shoulders were in the sky cuz
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2 years
Going from speaking to someone everyday to zero is mad. Who do you share the fun stuff and positivity with? But ah suh it guh
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6 years
I genuinely believe the trainers someone chooses to wear says a lot about them 🤔
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5 years
Adding “But no one is ready to have that conversation.” when you’re talking shit
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10 years
When my Mum cooks fish instead of chicken for dinner.
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6 months
Wisdom has been chasing you but you’ve always been faster.
@TazerBlack
PRESENCE
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'The lights are on but nobody is at home.' Is that supposed to be a diss or compliment? 🤔
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PJ
8 years
Lol how's man tryna compete with Jesus
@yencomgh
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Pastor dies after 30 days dry fast to break Jesus record #YenNews
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