@buitengebieden
You have to ask? A once in a lifetime chance to experience something transcendent like this? Does the goose look bothered? Does anyone look bothered here? Jeez, live a little!
@aye_alison
Brilliant! I have the reverse story. Day of my grandad's funeral, at his house.
Salesman on phone; Is Bill Roberts there please?
My Dad; No, he's not here.
Salesman; Will he be back later?
Dad; I hope not, we're burying him today!
Grandad would've loved it!
@WadesUnderworld
@booksandwine76
They're not. They just don't appreciate cultural imperialism, and capitalists trying to shoehorn another irrelevant spendfest into their lives. Quite reasonable really!
@TheGreenMan1971
@MadameGilflurt
Oh you poor darling! Just sit down right there and someone who cares will come along and explain just how such a thing came to be, there'll be tea, and cakes,and words of 2 syllables or less, all so you can understand..
@teesider61
Churches don't tend to peddle drugs and stable prostitutes though, and they don't tend to shoot each other up. Churches generally look tidy, if not pretty, and I know what I'd rather have next door.
@ajpfieldsend
@Official_NAFO
Things have been a bit crap for me lately, but I saw this on the news and I squealed! NAFO NAFO! I WORK FOR NAFO!!
Who's the Fella?❤️🇺🇦
@bloombeary
Are they? Or is it just an uncomfortable truth that a bunch of grown men turning up on your doorstep looks threatening to anybody? Perhaps you could ask homeless people in Britain to decide who to take in?
@PuppytimeUSA
@hatpinwoman
It's not a workplace, it's her own body FFS! She gets to decide who interacts with it/ cares for it, not you, not the hospital, and not any trans activists! It's not a hard concept for normal people, why is it for you?!
@NatalkaKyiv
One of those WW2 tales you wish were true.. Anyway, apparently Stalin asked Churchill to send a supply of condoms for his troops. Churchill does so, X-large sized ones in boxes labelled Small.
@Perun_bride
Pre-menopause, mine were bad, nothing helped, total lockdown, bucket and towel. Trial and error for you, I'm afraid! Keep a migraine diary, note what you ate, what you did before it happened, note medicines tried.
@jflan92ie
No, you're not. My nephew does this a lot, and I don't like it at all! Archie will not thank them for this in the future. Some things are best kept private.
@MARTIN91559117
@DefenceU
The world isn't closing their eyes, all over the planet things are going ahead to help Ukraine and it's people! Have you done anything yet, Martin?
After much thought I have decided to have a break from Twitter. I will be back soon. Keep up the good work Fellas, and all the others who fight evil here, God bless, Slava Ukraine!❤️🇺🇦
@REDDEVIL71
@RoyalFamily
@wabbey
@RCT
No it isn't. It's not the RF's fault this is happening, and I can't imagine how you think a snub to your country's traditions will help anyone!
@Capblyatbeard
"And he decked some fucking blackshirt who was cursing all the yids.."
The Pogues "Billy's Bones"
Funny what springs to mind when you see stuff.
Bravo, young sir!
@JenCarsonTaylor
Is that his uncle there? The same one who turned his back on his sister and wouldn't let her live at Althorpe? The same one who writes books bagging his own ancestors?🤔
@76stargazer
@jflan92ie
Don't know about you, but I am glad there are no photos of me like this floating around the internet. Some things should be private.
@brokenpixelua
Oh love , you will be careful, won't you?! Good news about the printer. (I am sitting here smiling stupidly because you typed my name! 😊Squeeeee!) ❤️🇺🇦❤️🍻❤️🍕❤️📚❤️🇳🇿
@DanielleDASH
Looks like someone's been a spoiled princess all her life! I stand with Caster here. I have high levels of T too, though all it got me was a forest of hair..😄