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Small ramblings about life. Nothing to live by or take too seriously.

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Joined October 2014
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Might have to be my holiday look
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Being able to square up in the first place is a privilege in itself.
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If I pop up doing 1 year anniversary post with my girl please don’t try and do calculations to check if dates overlap. Choose peace always.
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Why do men become so mean when you mention pegging them
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“So why do you think you’re suitable for this role?” Sir, I have no food in my fridge. Please.
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I don’t know how many more “we move”s I’ve got left in me
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Summer Walker “Playing Games” slaps differently coz really and truly most women aren’t even asking that much from us, especially when they’re feeling us. It’s more about doing the little things, our words marching our actions, and just not making her feel disrespected
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This is the worst tweet I have ever seen in my entire life.
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Me getting off the Northern Line at Bank and doing that marathon to the Central Line
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Just ate up all my lies like one idiot - complete lack of critical thought.
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SKATER BOY DRÉCO - 🇯🇲 🇬🇾
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Nah mandem what’s been the pettiest thing that’s turned you off a girl?
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OK. We are all rushing Michael when he lands at Gatwick. I’m sorry. Amber said to him what was all that stuff about “I’ve found what I’m looking for” To which he responds, “did you hear me say that about any specific person?” LOOOOOOL this pathological liar #Loveisland
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When I'm having fun on the TL, then she DMs me my own tweet saying "Lol"
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I feel soo nasty when a fly flies too close to my ear. That ZZZZZZZZ! Now my mood is ruined, I feel cold inside, and I want a shower
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10 seconds after us comparing hand sizes
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Saying women primarily twerk for mandem is too funny. More time you see them in the club or on snap they’re having a bit of fun with their girls. They even tend to stop when guys start circling them like hyena
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I hear this sort of thing in the barbers a lot, but when I then ask them about the actual relationships with their BMs and/or children they claim it doesn’t matter before getting real quiet Then I just end up ruining the mood for everyone loool
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WHY SO SERIOUS ? 😈
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Damn y’all finna be 30 wit no kids 😭 y’all better get on it 🤣
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I really wish I could hear Drake "Passionfruit" for the first time again.
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I’m really tired tonight. I thought that was M’bappe 😭
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Situationship heartbreak is the killer, because friends aren’t even trying to hear you out or support you. Just constantly telling you that they were never actually your partner looooool You think I don’t know that!
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Once the quarantine is over I’m doing cocaine.
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How can Siannise say she feels misled when it was HER keep approaching Connagh??? Looooool #LoveIsland
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Ok Phillip Schofield.
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STILL KISSING GIRLS THAT I DON’T LOVE 🗣
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“I’m on loudspeaker btw” has saved soo many relationships
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TOP moment in British television 😭
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I meannn...so was I
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Harry Potter was 13 years old fighting DEMONS
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Right...
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Same script #loveisland
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It’s silly cos Sean is definitely sticking with Matilda, he just wants to try and have fun too
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Tanya is a top tier gaslighter. She is telling Shaq ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE ME OR YOUR LYING EYES??? #loveisland
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This is what Future had installed at the club entrance
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This is how I’m pulling out the cocaine at every motive after this coronavirus pandemic is over
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In future I proper wanna do the whole couple’s retreat thing with my friends and their partners
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Sebastian seems like such a lovely child 😭❤️ Wiz and Amber’s co-parenting >>>
@thereal_bana
ᴮ ᴸ ᴱ ˢ ˢ ᴱ ᴰ 🙏🏾❄️
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Amber Rose just asked to see her baby on Tory Lanez live with Wiz Khalifa. #QuarantineRadio wild asf😂😂😂
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Yep. This is it.
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IMAGINEEEE
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“I’m here btw. What’s the room number?” “Calm. One second. I’ve gotta come to get you coz the elevators won’t work without a card”
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Thought Denzel linked up with that chicken shop date Amelia for a sec
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Denzel Washington and Dakota Fanning reunite nearly 20 years after ‘MAN ON FIRE’ in the upcoming ‘THE EQUALIZER 3’
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Bear in mind these were two of the offenders who pleaded guilty 😭
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Casey is a good guy for real. I would’ve told Lana to sleep outside. I may have even removed all the pillows and that too #loveisland
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It’s alright to admit you can understand why Anna is vex, meanwhile acknowledging she needs to work on her communication skills. It doesn’t always need to be a men vs women thing you know looool #loveisland
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Regardless of what happened before, this is sad 😔
@MirrorBreaking_
Mirror Breaking News
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BREAKING Ex-Love Island host Caroline Flack found dead at 40
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Finn and Mike adding just enough seasoning to push Shaughna over the edge #LoveIsland
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Kinda hope we’re locked down for another month at least
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Me googling the meaning of big words after typing them, but before hitting send, just to be 100% sure I’m using them in the right context
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Luke T was definitely the black guy leaving the club with white foundation all over his face loooool
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OMDS I thought Mike was about to ask Leanne her bodycount. I almost fainted!!! #LoveIsland
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I know I’m not Ovie. That’s why I’m stuck fuckin with women like you 😪
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“You’re soo chill” Thanks. I’ve lost the will to live.
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“If there is free sex/head/ anything free with a girl ???? I'm queuing” has gotta be the most diabolical sentence I’ve read in 2020 😭
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Said too early his head wouldn’t turn Wasn’t honest about his date Kept speaking to Arabella about Yewande Stopped putting in effort after urging Yewande to try Making out he had a hard decision, yet not even being able to keep the facade up for oneee night #LoveIsland
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Quick one, what did Danny do that was wrong?
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When she gives you a full on clothes haul on FaceTime >>>>>>>
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“All that clapping made me realise how much I miss the sounds you’d make”
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This is exactly why Leanne has always been in situationships. She’s gonna be “getting to know” Mike until someone else comes in and turns his head. Then she’s gonna cry 💆🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ #LoveIsland
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When your love language is Physical Touch, but this quarantine is kicking your ass <<<<<<<<<
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Tanya is looking for a way out. OMG she said Shaq reminds her of her ex. This is overrr #loveisland
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This is beautiful. Please give her the hot chocolate too though lool
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I’ll worry about me, you worry about you. Respectfully.
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“I took cute photos wanna see” Yes. Yes. Yes. Send me all the selfies babes.
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Momma Spice looks like a babe straight out of North West London
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Ice Spice and her Mom (2021)
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This FLO babe is too choong
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I remember the first time I slipped on a banana. I was flabbergasted. I thought that only happened in cartoons and games LOL
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Starting to see a lot of tweets like this. It almost comes across like mandem are getting older and increasingly more conscious of being alone, so need women to lower their expectations when it comes to dating All of this masked behind being a “savage”
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Women without kids not wanting to date men with kids, don’t worry when you have babies and ya baby dad dips out.. you will double back to us eat them words and dick. Enjoy for now boo x
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People really trying to say we’re reaching when we say she’s the most leng in the villa unno 🥴🥴🥴
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When you get back to the hotel room, hug her from behind, and she can feel your hard meat pressing on her through your trousers
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I wanna be that guy that sees my babe tweet something and then later down the line I surprise her with it. You think I wasn’t paying attention? Ha.
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“I wouldn’t go if she went - I don’t love her” Thing is Ron isn’t wrong but it’s not every thought that comes to your head you have to vocalise bro 😭 come on man #loveisland
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I’m sorry, I’m gonna need white people to rise up and fight for this country please
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Heal.
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Name one thing every girl should do during her SINGLE SEASON
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📍Women | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Finding a Solution | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍Distancing themselves, expecting you to just know what’s up, then being mad you’re not a mindreader
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4 cocktails into next weekend when we’re out of lockdown
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“Chess not checkers”
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I've received at least three hundred DMs & they're overwhelmingly with love. I'm going to get back to every 😭
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“Why you looking at me like that? 🌝” “Like what? 🌚” I miss it.
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Women on the phone randomly: WOULD YOU CRY IF I DIED?
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This is the way you smile at a child that has good vibes.
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Staged twitter beef is killing my people.
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Give me one good weekend with a load of quality time 🫣
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Falling in love after 3 months sounds genuinely insane to me
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Small talk everyday is draining. Are we actually gonna book this hotel?
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Reiner casually revealing to Eren that he’s been the Armoured Titan this entire time
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@HbcuAnime
HBCU Anime✊🏾🔥
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I wanna see the Kevin Hart meme used for anime moment reactions lmao
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He handled this soo well. That lady was off her rocker. She got progressively more angry when she felt betrayed that Jeremy(as another white person in attendance) wasn’t blindly backing her
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To everyone who got annoyed with me about the poppies thing. My tweet obviously implied poppies are a worthy cause. Watch this... and calm down.
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Yo. We're depressed.
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@_bl3ssing_ Exactly that - stupid bitch
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Same guy who came up with “Muggy Mike” and made him feel soo unwelcome. Though he, too, was just playing the game. That’s mean. The same ex Islander that is now dead. Ok. These lot wanna call everything bullying but will never look at themselves.
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He’s actually being bullied. It’s fucking wrong on every level. Don’t care who you are. That’s mean.
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Nope. This has never and can never run. Some of our parents have respect and see us as our own people
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Drippin’ in fraud! Drippin drippin fraudulently!
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Me still avoiding commitment 1 year into seeing each other
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I think nearly every woman I know has had her time wasted, at some point, by a guy who's name began with the letter J lool This isn't even agenda. This is facts.
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Talking to babes is soo long after a disappointing football result I swear
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“Had to kick my own blood out, they must’ve forgot I was a crip” I’m sorry, but that bar is hardddddddd loooooooooooooooooooool
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Can’t wait until Baecation 2021. With who? I’m not even sure yet myself, but it’s lit.
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salut
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This tweet makes much more sense once you've seen the header
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A perfect example of how the terms BAME + POC are used to divert necessary conversations regarding BLACK people
@SkyPoliticsHub
Politics Hub with Sophy Ridge
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"How many black people are in the current cabinet?" "Well there's a whole series of people from a black and ethnic minority background" responds Matt Hancock. #Ridge Follow live analysis:
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She didn’t do it. I did.
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Lori Harvey reportedly sentenced to 2 years of probation following hit-and-run incident:
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Is everything you do for the sake of women brother???
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It’s crazy coz it seemed like everyone felt soo positive going into 2020. There was a real sense of this being a special year, but it just keeps finding a way to beat us down more and more. I’m tired.
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You know how many times these convos have come up and I’ve heard soo many variations of “it’s about spreading your seed” … “the most important part is the fact I gave them life” It’s even got heated before when I’ve asked if deep down they think that’s really enough? 😂
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He’s been living off that Bieber comparison all his adult life. When it’s time to actually roll his sleeves up and throw down some game, he has nothing left like Ian Beale
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Luke M has no personality you can just tell
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You do know it’s alright to like white women without always having something negative to say about black women, right? This thread is embarrassing
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It’s the sheer lack of consideration for others which can be the most annoying thing in these sort of situations
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Make it make sense, I still can’t believe my brothers antics😭
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Callum has NEVER talked about sexual attraction with Shaughna. Oh my goshhh. This is gonna be a bloodbath! 😭😭😭 #LoveIsland
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“Well it’s not like he’s wifed me yet” Said by a woman thinking of doing something she knows she shouldn’t be 😭
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This celebration makes me sick every single time
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If this chaotic 2020 has taught me one thing it’s probably to just try that c*caine when offered. If you thought this was was gonna be an inspirational tweet I can only apologise.
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