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Shitposting about life, cricket, and other useless things. Writing CRUD @last9io

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Joined August 2020
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@ImportHuman
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9 months
If you like your technical stuff with a lot of memes, a dose of existential crisis, and possibly Rickrolling, my talk about Prometheus architecture from DevOpsDays 2023 is out!
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9 months
Ergonomic auto seat is genius
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
Me: Why do Bangalore folks keep tweeting about the weather *lands in Bangalore* Me: Wow ok makes sense now
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2 years
The four horsemen of an engineering apocalypse: - Using JIRA - The slack notification sound - Pagerduty at 3 am - 'Quick' call that takes up 1 hour
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@ImportHuman
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8 months
Love how Bangalore has dedicated road sections for everyone. Cars can drive on roads, bikes can drive on pavements, and pedestrians can go kill themselves 🥰
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
This... What I have right here... Is not enough, I want more lol
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
Super stoked to share that I'll be joining @last9inc as a software engineer! #FirstJob
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
- Be me - Go to airport early to mitigate potential delays - Arrive at empty check-in counter - Be told check-in will start at specified time Will my early advantage be eliminated? Will I still be frustrated by long lines? Find out, on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
Don't use labels with unbounded data sets, because the opposite of labels is "slebal", which makes no sense.
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2 years
Resident stand-up in the house @ImportHuman meets cardinality explosion. Has thoughts. @DevOpsDaysIN #DevOpsDaysIN
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
@DudeWhoCode @amuldotexe This meme, What we have right here is enough
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
#TechTwitter , work your magic! Looking for my first job as a software dev. Have worked on few OSS projects like @Linkerd & @buildpacks_io . I've mostly written Go. More than happy to work with other tech. Resume: Please RT for karma 🙏
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 86: Did day 10 of #AdventOfCode . Thought I made some progress on my React project, but it's gone on refreshing despite the same code and I have no idea why. 🙃 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
Day after day, day after day, We stuck, nor breath nor motion; As idle as an engineering manager Upon a d̵i̵g̵i̵t̵a̵l̵ metric ocean. Metrics, metrics, every where, And all the bills did spike; Metrics, metrics, every where, Not a query to write.
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 82: Did day 6 of #AdventOfCode , resumed my struggle with the drum machine project. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
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7 months
Why did the backend engineer miss the interview? He couldn't Go.
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@ImportHuman
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5 months
@Bulbagarden It's after reading the alt text that I realised the Bulbagarden logo is literally Bulbasaur's bulb. Been using Bulbapedia for over 10 years and TIL.
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@ImportHuman
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4 months
Recorded myself for the last over. Good decision, considering my reaction to SKY's catch.
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 100: I THINK I made some progress on the @freeCodeCamp React clock project, even though I'm still failing the tests. Also, completed #100DaysOfCode !! 🥳🥳 #CodeNewbie #javascript #React (1/2)
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
Prometheus scalers, assemble!
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@ImportHuman
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1 year
Talk Driven Development ftw. 2 rickrolls this time 🫡 @devopsdays_blr #DevOpsDaysBLR
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1 year
Lightening talk by @ImportHuman Come for the jokes. Stay for the gyaan. @devopsdays_blr #DevOpsDaysBLR
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 55: Continued learning JavaScript from @freeCodeCamp exercises. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 46: Installed Anaconda and started to watch @freeCodeCamp 's data science video, but it was much more advanced than I expected, so I ended up watching some basic Python videos to better prepare for it later. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 40: Not much today, still trying to figure out my GitHub workflow. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #Python
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@ImportHuman
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6 months
I often get asked, "What do you use for monitoring at Last9?" Well, you can check it out now ✨ We've done a lot of cooking to build this, in the hopes of Making Alerts Great Again. 🧑‍🍳
@last9io
Last9
6 months
🚨 Today, we’re launching “Alert Studio” 🚨 An end-to-end alerting tool especially built to tackle High Cardinality use cases.
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 16: Read through the code for my GitHub issue, tried a solution, didn't work. Frustrating day overall. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #Python
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D1: Started learning Go. My first compiled language, so quite different from Python and JavaScript. Went through some exercises on a Tour of Go. #100DaysOfCode #Golang
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
@cto_junior What is coding, if not TODOs persevering
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 95: Completed the React calculator project! Had to look at the sample project in the beginning to get some idea, but since then I've managed pretty well. Still some CSS positioning issues, hopefully will be resolved soon. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #JavaScript #React
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Took a break from #100DaysOfCode today. Also, age++.
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
3 months
Everyone asks what is an SRE, no one asks how is an SRE 😔
@last9io
Last9
3 months
We talk to a LOT of engineers in the SRE/DevOps space. So, we distilled some of the interesting things we learnt into… A comic ☺️
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 70: Completed Bootstrap, jQuery and Sass exercises on @freeCodeCamp and started learning React. Enjoyed jQuery, having slight troubles with the technical terms being used in React, will get better over time. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D54-55: Added CSS to my to-do list project and fixed some bugs. Now to add login support. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #Golang #javascript #React
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@ImportHuman
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11 months
Indian crowd at the stadium won't even be able to drown their sorrows with alcohol since final is in Gujarat
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
Officially an organisation member @buildpacks_io as a platform contributor! 🥳🥰
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 90: Did day 15 of #AdventOfCode . Finally completed both parts. Used a map for the first time, speed is amazing. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
"Can we get a cheap managed TSDB which will allow us to focus on our product instead?" "No, we have TSDB at home." TSDB at home: Multiple stores with multiple engineers and multiple tears. Don't fall for this. Levitate. #levitating
@last9io
Last9
2 years
🚨 New Product Alert 🚨 Today, we're launching Levitate. 🟢🥳 What's Levitate, you ask?
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@ImportHuman
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10 months
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
If you've ever used the @buildpacks_io pack CLI and wondered "Why does my image say it was created 4 decades ago" like me, @DFreilich wrote a short and simple article explaining it! (Best part is the ending 😉)
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 93: Started the calculator project on @freeCodeCamp . Just rendered the elements needed today, the meat of the code is yet to be done. (1/2) #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #React
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 69: Finally completed Javascript DSA projects. Last one took me a while even after seeing the solution, rounding off numbers was a pain. Started some Bootstrap exercises, but will start again tomorrow properly. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript @freeCodeCamp
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D59-62: Completed my to-do list project, connecting frontend and backend, modifying APIs and database. Now to deploy😌 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #React #Golang #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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11 months
If you're feeling bad about the match, gentle reminder that tomorrow is a Monday.
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
Had a great time in my first @Linkerd community meetup! ICYMI, here's what happened: - @olix0r described the roadmap to Linkerd v2.11 - @ChrsCmpbl & @dndggn described their journey at HP of migrating monolith to microservices and how they used linkerd (1/n)
@Linkerd
Linkerd
3 years
🚨 Live in one hour! Join the Linkerd community meetup to hear from @ChrsCmpbl and @dndggn about HP’s Linkerd journey, and @charpretz @olix0r @wm about the latest on Linkerd 2.11 and this month's Linkerd Hero.
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 32: No progress wrt coding, but cleared up some misconceptions about how to use the Twitter API (and APIs in general) and how I should begin my project. Hopefully will have some code up and running by tomorrow. #100DaysOfCode #Python #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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3 months
Updated my WhatsApp photo after a long time
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4 years
Day 59: Completed JavaScript debugging, basic data structures, and some basic algorithm scripting exercises on @freeCodeCamp . #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
R2D65-68: Deployed my first project (to-do list app). Did some Docker scenarios on Katacoda. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 81: Not much today either, just did day 5 of #AdventOfCode . #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #JavaScript #Python
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 89: Not a great day. Could only do part 1 of #AdventOfCode day 14, didn't even understand part 2. Part 2 of day 13 still remains incomplete. I'm starting to think I might not get it all done after all 😪 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
2 years
Achievement unlocked: Rickroll a conference. #GopherConIndia
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@rajat404
Rajat404
2 years
Flash talk by @ImportHuman on SQL Injection 🔥 @GopherConIndia
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 2: Used NumPy for the first time today and made good progress on my project. Feels great after not being able to do anything yesterday. #100DaysOfCode #Python @freeCodeCamp @CodeNewbies
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 12: Did some more applied visual design via @freeCodeCamp . Realised that I'm learning quite a lot of things that I'm unlikely to use by myself very soon, which will lead to a lot of forgetting... (1/2) #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D46: Watched some React videos and continued working on the FCC pomodoro clock. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
If you’re into #DevOps or #SRE , then this tool by @nineopsio is just for you. Try solving this puzzle to experience it yourself. You’ll also stand a chance to win an Xbox Series S. Visit @infracloudio booth at @DevOpsDaysIN to play & know more! #NineOps #DevOpsDaysIN
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@ImportHuman
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9 months
Met some cats. Got scratched, bit, and hilariously rejected. Can't wait to do it again.
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D52: Solved the CORS issue I was running into while making API requests. Implemented all APIs in frontend except the task edit one. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #React #Golang #JavaScript
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
4 years
Day 35: Made some improvements to my Twitter application code, which is intended to add links from liked tweets to Pocket. Think I've done the Twitter part. Hope the Pocket part will get done tomorrow. #CodeNewbie #Python #100DaysOfCode
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
4 years
Day 84: Did the 2nd part of Day 7, and the complete Day 8 problem of #AdventOfCode . Hopefully I'll be able to get back to the daily problem + some React project progress from tomorrow. #CodeNewbie #100DaysOfCode #Python #javascript
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
4 years
Day 88: Quite some #AdventOfCode today: day 11 part 2, day 12, day 13 part 1. Also worked on my React project with @sreechandan98 . Speaking of which, join our Discord group for #CodeNewbies ! #100DaysOfCode #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
3 years
R2D92: - Worked on @buildpacks_io issues - Continued cloud native fundamentals course after relooking at some kubernetes concepts (resources by @urlichsanais ) #100DaysOfCode #100DaysOfKubernetes #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 99: Fixed one thing, broke another, fixed it back, but apparently it's not good enough for the tests. 🥲 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #React #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
R2D63-64: Back to work after a while. Fixed my database, running into some issues while working on deployment. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #React #golang #javascript
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
8 months
Everytime someone touched sand in Dune, I thought it would segue into a Kajaria tiles ad
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
This is getting out of control...
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
Woohoo! 👨‍💻 Thanks a lot to the awesome folks at @Linkerd for this, my contributions wouldn't have been possible without the support of the amazing community 🙌💚
@Linkerd
Linkerd
3 years
The votes are in! The Linkerd Hero for September is @ImportHuman for lots of smaller contributions that really add up! Congrats, Ujjwal 🏆
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 97: Today was a cruel reminder of the fact that setState in React is asynchronous 🙃. Have to find a workaround that uses the updated state. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #React
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
5 months
Gotta get ahead of the posts tomorrow, so here are my 7 (Thala for a reason) life lessons from #RCBvsCSK on @thinkdeli . This is absolutely serious with no intended jokes so pls take this seriously ok thanks
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 79: Did "Toboggan Trajectory" (Day 3) of Advent of Code 2020. Some progress in my React project too. #AdventOfCode #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
3 years
R2D90: Attended some sessions @KCDBengaluru , and continued cloud native fundamentals course. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #UdacitySUSEScholars #poweredbySUSE
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4 years
Day 58: Completed JavaScript regex exercises on @freeCodeCamp . Quite a few of them messed with my head, so I couldn't get in as much work as I expected today. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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4 years
Day 73: Completed the React+Redux course. Can't wait to hopefully never use Redux again 😍👌 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #JavaScript
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4 years
Day 43: Completed the CSS applied visual design exercises on @freeCodeCamp . Cubic Bezier curves are very interesting! #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D24: Continued HTML link parser of #Gophercises . Except for nested tags, it seems to be working fine. #100DaysOfCode #GoLang #CodeNewbie
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4 years
Day 92: Fixed part 2 of yesterday's #AdventOfCode problem. Didn't attempt today's. Finally completed the React project I'd been stuck on for so long. 😌 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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7 months
Tree 👍
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4 years
Day 47: Tried to port a Chrome extension to Firefox, but it had a lot of JS and JSON, and from what I could tell from the JSON, it won't be possible for cross-platform compatibility. Watched a basic statistics video. Also figured out my GitHub workflow. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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4 years
Day 75: Did some modifications to yesterday's project's CSS, but I couldn't add the change-color-on-click feature, because apparently you can't use jQuery and React together, and to do it via React I'd have to rewrite my components. (1/2) #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript
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Ujjwal
4 years
Day 85: Did day 9 of #AdventOfCode , much simpler than the last 2 days and I got through it without needing to look at solutions or ask for help. Some progress in the React project as well. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
Day 87: Tried day 11 of #AdventOfCode . Got through the 1st part, stuck on the 2nd because of a bug or something else in my nested loop 😔 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #javascript #Python
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
2 years
This blog is straight up bussin fr fr no cap
@last9io
Last9
2 years
Without strong policy rules for nomenclature, and verbiage around observable 'entities', your war rooms are perpetually going to be chaotic. @aniket_rao on the importance of 'boring' in the world of SRE 👇
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4 years
R2D8: Took a break yesterday, completed Tour of Go (as much as I could, anyway). Will start Gophercises by @joncalhoun tomorrow. #100DaysOfCode #GoLang
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@ImportHuman
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2 years
@abhicantdraw Don't have Gojo, but have these 👉👈
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4 years
Day 42: Refreshed up on CSS and made some notes, will learn new stuff starting tomorrow from @freeCodeCamp . #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
2 years
When you're travelling in Delhi metro and you're about to enter the tunnel:
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4 years
R2D41: Worked on a Hugo issue and made a PR. Learnt some SQL. #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #Go #Hugo #PostGreSQL #SQL
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4 years
Day 30: Another day of learning Flask from a tutorial. Getting slow and disinterested now. Any tips on how to stay active and motivated? #100DaysOfCode #Python #CodeNewbie
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4 years
Day 29 (I missed a day earlier, have corrected now): Some more Flask from tutorial 😪 #100DaysOfCode #Python #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
I'm publicly committing to round 2 of the 100DaysOfCode Challenge starting today! My goals: - Get a good grasp of Go - Write blogs (at least 2/week) - Contribute to open source - Start a project @ka11away #100DaysOfCode
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@ImportHuman
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1 year
I swear I've seen this living room setup somewhere...
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4 years
Day 94: Some progress on my calculator project. Have to figure out how to input new numbers and evaluate expressions, but so far it's better than the last project! #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #React #javascript
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@ImportHuman
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4 years
R2D34: Got started with Kubernetes today 😄 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie #Kubernetes
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@ImportHuman
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3 years
@gaurav_sundar Interestingly, except Faf, everyone has played for Delhi at some point
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Ujjwal
4 years
Day 61: Completed JavaScript object oriented programming on @freeCodeCamp . Didn't make notes for a topic that seems will definitely be used, so I have a feeling I'll be returning to those exercises sooner than later. 😂 #100DaysOfCode #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
2 years
@amuldotexe Because Marvel doesn't address the systemic inequities in society
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@ImportHuman
Ujjwal
2 years
If you're a student, please read, will barely take 2 minutes but might save 2 years
@vishal_biyani
Vishal Biyani
2 years
Periodic PSA, MAY sound strong, but truth is! - Managing community != DevRel/DevAdvocacy - DevRel is not less technical. In fact you need to wear engineering + product hat - Writing blogs is way harder than writing code
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2 years
"Am thinking build vs buy. Surely it's not worth it to buy from you..." "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
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Ujjwal
4 years
Day 27: Started learning some Flask. For now, the plan is to try out some different things and see if anything piques my interest, will go on from there. #100DaysOfCode #Python #CodeNewbie
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@ImportHuman
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1 year
Come say hi @IndiaFOSS and get @last9io stickers 👋
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