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Computer Programmer. Co-founder and CTO @ravenmailinc . ♥️

cruisin’ in a starship

https://t.co/Y9sKh02sHk

Joined April 2013

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@DudeWhoCode

naren.io

6 months

Hiring alert 🚨 At @ravenmailinc we are early, remote first, engineering centric hackers, we think bigger and iterate smaller. Here are some thoughts on what we do and how we work at Ravenmail. 👉 If this resonates w/ you, DM me. Others RT for coffee.

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4 years

Client: We don't want to spend time on UX. Our product is easy to use, anyone should underst... User:

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4 years

I'm inside vim and suddenly ESC key disappeared from touch bar. I'm literally stuck inside vim now. Fuck you apple ❤️

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Took my Indian Parents to gourmet lunch and spent a bomb. Mom: meh, no salt, no good spices, very bland. I want to leave. Took them to dinner at Manoj Bhavan and spent 300INR: Mom: Curd vada was really good, loved the set dosa. Lesson learned.

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4 years

Developer turning bug into a feature.

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4 years

// TODO: fix this later

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1 year

Okay I see people saying “this is software, don’t trust software”. For few years I have studied and worked in embedded systems and also dabbled with RTOS (Real Time Operating Systems). When you use the word “real time” in software, you indirectly mean “soft real time” 1/n

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Sensor sensitivity checking on a Hydraulic trimming machine. 😮👉🏼⚠️

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5 years

During demo client opens the website in Internet Explorer. Developer:

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4 years

Coding side by side while watching the video tutorial.

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2 years

If someone in Bangalore agrees to pick you up from airport just marry them

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3 years

BDSM DBMS 🤝 Put on table and add constraints

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1 year

Kudos to Indian govt employee for pushing hardcoded secrets to prod that too in client side 👏👏👏👏👏

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👀

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5 months

@ravihanda @_CJSW Let it be in your bank. For rest of the life let it remind you that you keep selling your principles and others respect to you for 15k and people can buy you for 15k irrespective of the crores of corpus in your bank.

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2 years

Income tax department end of every business year

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4 years

Life Update: I've decided to accept the engineering role at @apple from today. 🎉 🥳✨ I'm not sure whether they're wiling to give tho.

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5 months

Always keep 15k ready

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If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?

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11 months

@aneetta_joby_ Never underestimate a girlfriend who’s into skincare.

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1 year

@JLarky Mission critical use cases like this is written in hard real time systems, they use hardware interrupts, they are highly deterministic and their boundaries/latencies can be mathematically proven. These are not web apps made of Javascript.

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3 months

You are our regular customers, better come back and have dosa daily.

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3 months

Video message from #RameshwaramCafe owner, after the news came out that the food inspection team found out expired products in their Madhapur branch kitchen. What are your thoughts?? #FoodSafety

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3 years

GraphQL ruined the REST of my life.

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6 years

Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat is BS. You should, Get into fitness Eat healthy Invest in market & grow your money Travel Attend conferences Blog about your work Help others Give talks in conferences Socialize with people, laugh more Grow ur network Read lot of nonTech books *BE NICE*

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5 months

Woke up and chose violence. and spent money.

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4 years

Had to restart the laptop in middle of work to bring back ESC key. Again, fuck you apple 🤗

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5 months

@DudeWhoCode is Twitter’s Mr Beast.

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2 years

Don’t chase money - says the person tweeting from iPhone 14, wearing airpods, with a mac on IKEA standing desk and living in multi story apartment, driving a top end car with equity in startups.

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2 years

Life update: Not quitting software but started a smol cafe at Mountains ☕️🏔

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3 years

If you have an option to retire from tech and start a new career, what would that be? For me it’s : Running a cafe. Going back to electronics and fixing hardwares.

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11 months

Product built for silicon valley trying to fit into Indian market

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5 months

@ravihanda Here is your 15k. Now answer me, I have been following you, hearing about you from our mutual friends and wanted to meet you one day. Wanted to know answer to my question so that I will know who am I dealing with.

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1 year

This is the reason I trust my cruise control and safety features of my car but I don’t trust connected features of the car and will never go for fully software controlled car. 6/n

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5 months

Guys I’m retiring early

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5 months

I'll bought some equity in this important gesture.

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1 year

Indian government tax policies are getting so insane that it is pushing me to look for other countries. I like living here and working from here but they keep milking everything dry from it’s 1% taxpayers.

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@DudeWhoCode

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11 months

Me and my PM during daily standups.

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11 months

a love language.

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1 year

Soft real time systems have probabilistic bounded nondeterminism, to simply put you say most of the time the system is predictable and if it’s not it can be forgiven. Hard RT systems should be 100% deterministic. Your airbags should be deployed 100% of the time. 3/n

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1 year

So next time when we debate online about new framework and blabber that X is best programming language, be humbled that we are just someone who makes noise on internet and writes CRUD apps. n/n Beginning of the thread ⬇️

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naren.io

1 year

Okay I see people saying “this is software, don’t trust software”. For few years I have studied and worked in embedded systems and also dabbled with RTOS (Real Time Operating Systems). When you use the word “real time” in software, you indirectly mean “soft real time” 1/n

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2 years

Me: How much for Americano? Barista: It’s Rs.145 Me: How much for espresso? Barista: Rs.90 Me: Give me espresso and hot water on the side Barista: Right away sir. That would be 90 rupees, card or cash?

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3 years

Your lack of planning is not my emergency.

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3 months

Okay now who trained the models on Indian drivers data?

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3 months

Watching full self driving cut the entire line to make a left proves that AGI is here

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1 year

Our real time log streaming, video streaming and audio processing is not “hard” real time, we optimise for throughput, not deadlines. Where in hard real time systems missing deadlines causes catastrophe - nuclear plants, industrial machinery, even airbags. 2/n

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5 years

Created a docker container just for Vim. Now I can just do `docker kill vim-container` if I'm not able to exit vim.

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1 year

Airbags have dedicated microcontrollers programmed with bare metal code and hardware interrupts. Which means there is nothing between your code and the hardware, not even operating system if not RTOS. They have redundant sensors, uses both hardware sensors and software 4/n

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3 years

If a junior developer brings your production system down so easily with an obvious mistake, it’s not the juniors problem, it’s your process and production system’s problem.

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5 years

I feel seen.

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2 years

BREAKING: Developer using shitty variable names is being investigated for var crime.

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2 years

Airbnb doesn’t have real estate Uber doesn’t have cars Twitter doesn’t have developers

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1 year

calculations, vote to arrive at final results, regular self diagnosis, hardware interrupts to stop everything and deploy - all this for extremely high fault tolerance. All the system’s state and boundaries will be proven mathematically using different models. 5/n

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1 year

@Sosmacy @theflutterwave In last one month I have used all of these brands he listed.

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1 year

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3 years

Indian tech Twitter, if I see hustle tweets, I'll fly to your city and beat your ass. People are dying more than ever. STFU and boost the tweets that needs beds/ventilators for a while.

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6 years

So Netflix has most of its infrastructure on AWS. Amazon tries to give a good competition to Netflix by running Prime Video. To keep up, Netflix adds more tv shows, scales users by scaling their infrastructure which is on AWS. Jeff, you clever bastard.

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1 year

Proposal to change `index out of range` error to `array yaar`

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6 years

@jodieegrace Not a lady but I booked some last minute stay near a venue to crash for one night. And I had a fucking pigeon inside my bathroom.

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@ravihanda I don’t understand, you were able to make money, retire early and talk about money but simply couldn’t understand forget 2nd order 3rd order effects, just 1st order effects of interviewing a fraud, just because he’s the only one available from 1pm to 3pm and he was nice to you?

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1 year

Btw I didn’t become a sudden expert overnight😅. I started hacking some hardware lately during weekends. And was referring all my decade old notes/bookmarks when I use to do firmware engineering as day job.

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@ravihanda I don’t give a f*ck whether you interview a fraud. I’m ready to transfer another 15k, add it to your retirement corpus. Want to know whether you are a man with some principles or not, so that I (and others if any) can decide whether to respect you or not. Here’s previous SC again

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1 year

Am I wrong here? 🤔😅

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11 months

I love startups

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5 months

Indian parents vibes

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2 years

During development you mock the server. During production server mocks you. This is life.

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7 months

I don’t know whats the confusion here. Bi-weekly means twice in a week if I need something from you. Once in two weeks if you need something from me.

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Don't say "bi-weekly", it's unclear. Better: - "Twice a week", or - "Once every two weeks".

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4 months

@ravihanda I will tell you what happens in developed countries. 1. The owner will be heavily fined, even get jail time and may be blacklisted from owning dogs. 2. The dog will be taken back to shelter for reactive training, the dog will be neutered so that he won’t be able to procreate

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5 months

Guys I literally couldn’t stand it, especially when he promoted animal abuse just for the sake of twitter engagement. I just ignored but I had to wake up to this post today 😅

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5 years

Let's all get F-1 visa Get to the U.S Study Work there for few years Pretend to blend into Bay Area culture Earn a lot of $$$ Register a company there Come to India or remotely hire engineers for cheap rate Underpay good engineers And call it a Bay Area based startup💯

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2 years

Junior developer looking at the senior who helps and mentors them without expecting anything back.

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2 years

Startups helping freshers and interns

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5 months

@ravihanda I’ll pay the 15k, I want you to answer the question, “podcasting a fraud with more followers or one who is available at that day,to make some youtube money is more important than your principles and values?” Or you don’t have any principles or values.

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1 year

Nevertheless I would always respect Murphy’s law and never put my hand into something where it doesn’t belong. I’m just trying to re live my electronics days after abstraction consumed me for decade. There are so many experts in this field check PREEMPT_RT linux and talks on it.

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4 years

@ownlifeful The point of restarting computer is bring the ESC key back. Not to exit Vim. Stuck in vim is a joke. Also, killing "touchbar" process didn't bring ESC key back. It's so funny to see all the Mansplainers mansplaining a man :D

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3 years

Startups flat hierarchy is utter bullshit. The more I work with startups, the more I realize how important the org structure is.

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3 years

When its’ 5:59pm and the PR gets merged.

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5 years

Recently I saw someone asked a woman for a date in #github which is really a condemnable act. But meanwhile in my tinder ppl asked me: 1. To teach how to write tech blogs 2. Tinder's system architecture 3. Which cloud provider to choose 4. Kubermetes 5. RECRUITMENT #tinder

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2 years

I am sorry but, DevOps without coding skills are glorified sysadmins. DevRel without coding skills are glorified marketers.

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1 year

@fecheec Many systems use TMR - Triple Modular Redundancy, three redundant hardware systems and software to take vote on final decision in μs. They self diagnose themselves often, so if there is failure the system knows first & alerts user or stops the entire parent system if necessary.

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5 years

Okay, who's interested in a thread on why I quit my job around March, how I interviewed with 15+ companies, funny interview moments, how the hiring system is completely broken, how I waited too long for something, what all I learnt during the process & finally decided to go solo.

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1. Be so good at what you do 2. Improve daily and learn to be a professional at work/business 3. Learn to be direct but not an asshole 4. Be consistent, show up daily everywhere where it matters - learning, relationships, work 5. Learn when to give up and when to keep going 6. Do

@mcneilly_alex

mcneilly ☃️

3 months

just turned 20yo today. how do i not waste the next 10 years?

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2 years

4 years back I said enough is enough🙅 I quit my 9 to 5 job😲 I soul searched for freedom🧐 Finally I found my calling🤗 I become a consultant 💪 Now I work 7 to 8

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5 years

I attended a JavaScript interview, they promised that they'll give a callback.

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5 months

@imparixit @ravihanda Nah I can earn this money but even though he has a huge corpus for life he should be the one needs money to have a peace of mind. Can see through his posts trying to earn pennies to validate his FIRE. Let him have it. Obviously I’m not gonna do the same to everyone out there.

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4 years

Started watching Silicon Valley where this dude is typing wrongly indented Python methods outside class and inside a .java file.

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uhh.. got changed by electrical interference. An invisible wave changing your “const” declaration because it f*cks up your EEPROM by bit flipping. I faintly remember the team panicking, recalling all metres from site, put it through heavy interference and month of long haul

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1 month

You don’t need to know math to be a programmer. But if you want to go beyond the abstraction and develop/understand underlying systems, then you need Probability, statistics for ML Number theory and algebra for cryptography Trigonometry for gaming and 3D engines

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Sam Rose

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If you’ve ever asked “do I need to know math to be a programmer?” I present you: me, 15 years of experience, 4 years as an SRE at Google, relearning what the fuck a polynomial is.

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10 months

It’s a wild market out there, pls help the leopard frens who are looking to rent a cozy 3BHK apartment in WhiteField area, Bengaluru. They are non-vegetarians, they occasionally grab some deer and chill at night but they don’t play loud music. They are keen on meating new

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Don’t meet your heroes they’re just as flawed as you but got lucky

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8 months

Job market is still pretty bad out there. Some people I meet are living in a bubble and still take apply through job sites. Note that most early startups will be hiring from their network because they can’t afford to swift through 1000s of applicants. Talk 👏 to 👏 people 👏

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3 years

Forget hackathon. How about un-hackathon? The devs sit for a week, un-hack the codebase and get used to refactoring it every time they touch the code.

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5 months

@aaravj2406 @jitendrajain @ravihanda @IncomeTaxIndia @SEBI_India It should be allowed. Its a gift of dishonour from me to Ravi.

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4 years

Do this. from @profgalloway

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4 years

I'm afraid of two things in my life. 1. Regular Expression 2. Regular Depression

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5 months

I saved all the Fedex, telecom department scam numbers I get call from. Calling them up when I’m bored from different numbers and repeating what they said. One guy asked me sorry too. But I won’t stop. Here’s telecom department scammer number if you want to give a call.

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1 year

@JLarky A bit more about hard RT systems

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1 year

Okay I see people saying “this is software, don’t trust software”. For few years I have studied and worked in embedded systems and also dabbled with RTOS (Real Time Operating Systems). When you use the word “real time” in software, you indirectly mean “soft real time” 1/n

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2 years

Job hopping the bad part: You have 10 years of exp, you have worked at 7 startups. Never seen sustainable software development, wrote only short lived code, by the time it needs to be sustainable you switch jobs. You have 10 years of experience, you still think like junior.

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1 year

The rear seat is going to be always his spot ♥️♥️♥️

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4 years

Hire juniors Barely guide them Dont give them opportunity to grow Micromanage Make them work overtime Set a scene that startups are hectic & this is normal Pave way to a burn out Complain that quality of work is bad When they realise it & jump ship, yell that you can trust nobody

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1 year

Critical systems goes through long, immense testing. Imagine coding firmware for panel meters and sending them to industrial sites. A set comes back because they keep showing wrong readings by end of the month. We were breaking our head and apparently the “constant” we declared

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2 years

Developer at the sprint retro meetings

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1 year

testing after writing logic to re-read certain values regularly and keep re-storing these constants. Then wrapping up with heavy shielding against the interference on the site.

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2 months

Indians gonna be like MyObj.VisibleNa?

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Canadians are weird as fuck

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1 year

Jumper here who has seen a decade in this industry. I’m going to be brutally honest about my journey in this thread on why I never stayed more than 2 years in a startup. 🧵 I joined as firmware engg in my first company, they use to pay me 10k INR per mo with 6 days of work week

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Gokul Rajaram

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DON’T BE JUMPY Got this message from a CEO about a candidate: “I don't think they'd be a good fit. We have a pretty hard rule on no jumpy folks and their background looks like a alot of 1.5 years and then gone”. Current and future job seekers: don’t be jumpy. Accomplish

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6 months

Your niece will make a good programmer

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Señor waves 🌊

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Told my niece to fold the clothes in the dryer and came back to this🤦🏽‍♂️😭

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Thanks RBI Bharat Mata ke Jai

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